#and the eternity project is just like ‘SUPRISE BABY CODING <3’< /div>
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Me when God programs my wife with twins Virgin Mary style so now we’re stuck taking care of them because my wife is supposed to have Moon Jesus or what ever
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#they’re not ment for this#they’re not in the right mental mindset to have kids#and the eternity project is just like ‘SUPRISE BABY CODING <3’#also think this would be a good time to confirm the BEan kids did in fact NOT come from intimacy#I HC B.E.N doesn’t have the reproduction organs to do that (AI Robot entity Hivemind thing Duh)#the kids just appeared Virgin Mary/Jesus style#jadusable arg#jadusable#ben arg#ben drowned#behavioral event network#jean anderson#Kelbris#The Father#oc#au#nero's scribbles
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