#and their visuals look boring af

[kxsagi]

Hi,

Hopefully I'm doing this right I haven't requested actually used my tumblr in a hot sec but I really love your Blue Lock headcanons whenever they popup. So I was wondering if you could do:

Blue Lock characters x Reader who somehow actually convinced their s/o to get matching tattoos with them.

(if this hasn't been asked yet)

“𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐤”

a/n: this is so cute!

ft. isagi yoichi, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, chigiri hyoma, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, bachira meguru, kaiser michael

isagi yoichi

you jokingly said, "bet you wouldn’t get a matching tattoo with me," and his dumb competitive ass went, "bet. say less." 

30 minutes later you were in a parlor. 

you both got tiny numbers (11 for him, your lucky number for you) on your ribs. 

he tries to act chill about it but secretly looks at it in the mirror like "we're soulmates now huh?" 

"so like… we're permanent now, right? right??" 

nagi seishiro

you tricked him. straight up. you were like, "if you get this tattoo, i’ll buy you that limited gacha drop + snacks for a month." 

he blinked twice and was like, "deal." 

ended up with matching sleepy clouds on your wrists. 

he stares at it when he’s bored. he lowkey loves it. 

“kinda cute. it’s like… you’re always there. lazy but romantic.” 

mikage reo

you brought it up during pillow talk and made it sound super intimate and emotional. 

“isn’t it kind of beautiful to have something just us two carry forever?” 

now he has your initials and a crown inked on his inner arm like a simp. 

“OURS not MINE,” he clarifies. 

he buys you skincare for tattoo aftercare and makes you lotion his arm while he stares lovingly at you. ugh. 

chigiri hyoma

tbh he said no at first but you started designing one that matched his aesthetic: sakura petal + your birth flower intertwined. 

then showed up with temporary tattoos to visualize it and got him attached. 

“… fine. but only if it’s discreet.” 

it’s on your ankles. when he runs, it feels like he’s carrying you with him. 

protective over it like a hawk. will not let dirt near it. ever. 

itoshi rin

it was war. you teased him relentlessly, made fun of his “scared of commitment” aura. 

then told him you’d only drop it if he beat you in a shootout. 

you purposely won. twice. 

he silently booked the appointment. didn’t even tell you until you were both in the chair. 

got simple black ink waves, symbolizing calm and chaos. 

“… whatever. you’re stuck with me anyway.” 

he touches it when he misses you. 

itoshi sae

you brought it up at 3 AM in madrid while half-asleep and cuddling. 

he chuckled, said "sure," and you thought he was joking. 

next morning? he had a calendar reminder and a parlor booked. 

"if you're serious about something, don't joke about it. now pick a design." 

matching fine-line stars behind your ears. no one sees them but you two. 

when you kiss his ear, he smirks and mutters "twin stars." 

bachira meguru

you literally didn’t have to convince him. he was like "oooh ink? matching?? FUN." 

drew your tattoos himself. they’re little chaotic faces, yours is sticking its tongue out, his is grinning with fangs. 

inner biceps. 

proudly shows it off and says “we’re soul siblings now!! forever!!!” 

you laugh every time you see it. he kisses his and goes "mwah, for my other half." 

kaiser michael

he tried to act like it was your idea but he 100% suggested it first. 

"if you’re gonna belong to someone, might as well make it permanent, right?" 

had an entire portfolio prepared. 

matching gold crowns with roses underneath on your spines. dramatic af. 

flirts with you every time you wear a backless outfit. "show them who owns you." 

but jokes aside, it’s the first thing he’s ever wanted to keep forever. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[bullets-and-masks]

Ok I'm sorry these are SO boring to me and here's a bullet list on why:

all human roster. zer0 and fl4k meant nothing??

another siren. i know it's tradition but how you gonna explain this one? Tyreen's powers?? Also for someone with a pink/magenta heavy theme she's soooo muddled sos

that takes me to: muddy af color palettes. jesus did the bl3 aesthetic seep the contrast out of borderlands. Take my hand 🖐 let's examine:

All the vaulties always had a strong color palette or theme going on. Think about Krieg being mega orange, Zane contrasting blue and yellow, Moze being muddy but having a theme and contrasting with the other vaulties. These new guys fade into each other and into the background.

Individual problems imo with each one from left to right, calling them 1, 2, 3 and 4:

1: god where to start. Boring ASS clothes. The blade gauntlet things don't even stand out. NO silhouette AT ALL totally fades along NPC profiles. Nose piercing and soulpatch? sorry personal gripe but it's just too much. plus the hair and face shape (and bladed) is just Zane Lite™️. All and all from this screenshot alone they leave no impressions.

2: Again no silhouette and even worse her own colors clash. Where's the sense in a leg exposed COVERED in pink places against a pink backdrop of a waist coat?? HELLO?? And the hair jesus. Nothing there. I like that pink, tho. also again can't tell shit about the character from the clothes. Maya: action oriented, hands exposed suggest melee. Brick: a brick. Roland: obvs soldier boy. Amara: casual browler. etc.

3: to me a clusterfuck of subtle references. Ragged cloth, belts, codpiece, beard and hairstyle scream viking oriented. Armor is all over the place. All in all they give me "just some buff dude" energy. No expression at all. And way too top heavy. Too much gray, gordget clashes against paldron, it's just extra stupid how the metal hugs his waist but doesn't cover the abs... Sheesh. At least there's a sense of where the character might go gameplay wise - a Brick or Wilhelm.

4: well here we are everybody: the black female coded character with large pants that look like gigantic hips but a tiiiiiny little heroin chic waist. just take me out back and shoot me, gearbox. Between the visual weight of the big curls all to one side and the huge pants is sandwiched a small face and a minuscule torso. The huge gloves can't even move without hitting the tubes of her pants. I know what the designer was going for but Kingdom Hearts this is not.

If it wasn't by how stark the pink tattoos of the siren character look against the mess of uncoordinated colors this screenshot could've looked like a lineup of side characters like Lorelai or so. Idk, tertiary characters. BC if you think of the ensemble cast like Marcus, Ellie, Scooter, Moxxi, Zed and so on you can cleary think color palettes, silhouettes, character roles.

ALSO WHY IS IT SO SMOOTH??? the comic lines don't look nearly as heavy as they should be (just kidding I know why it's bc the Sergi Brosa-esque designs are busy as all fuck and everything now has to look like Overwatch and Dragon Age Veilguard).

kudos to what seems to be THREE POC characters tho!

[spectrum-color]

With most popular Wheel of Time characters, I get it even if I don’t agree. Like I find Lan boring af but he represents a popular character archetype and is the love interest of a fan favorite so it totally makes sense why he has so many fans.

Galad though? I Do Not Get It. He was fun at first, with his self righteous big brother I’m telling mom energy, but then he joined the fantasy KKK WHILE having a sister who belongs to the group they want to exterminate. And it isn’t qualified appreciation like “wow that’s an interesting storyline that really illustrates how otherwise normal people can become radicalized,” it’s “Galad is a gigachad and the only good one of Morgases kids.” Do people really hate the Aes Sedai so much that they think “the group who thinks channelers should all be eliminated” makes some good points? Is it the halo effect around very good looking people, which Berelain arguably also benefits from, even though it’s words on a page and not a visual medium? Is it because Elayne doesn’t like him and a lot of people hate her?

NOTE: I get that Sanderson did his usual “Galad is a Good Person and is put in charge so the Whitecloaks are now Good too!” routine, but it really doesn’t fit with RJs style, and it doesn’t erase their foundational ideology or what they’re famous for doing.

[creedslove]

unpopular opinion:

I know everyone says dave york is a good dad and he IS a good dad, but the kitchen scene we meet his family Dave looks just so... Bored

kids doing homework, whining about grapes, the mess in the kitchen, carol being annoying af as the visual we have is that she doesn't have to do anything around the house, it's early in the morning and he already looks so drained and tired

honestly, dave needs a better woman (me)

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

hmmmm……..ok next one. I think dunk’s acting lowk sucks. His #emotional face looks more like a bored “I guess this is what we’re doing now” face. This also applies to Sea Dechcharat. he’s got an Awful emotional face. Should Indians be considered “Asians” yes/no and why

also when one of the 1D members fell of a balcony my friend said “bro went in the wrong direction” which I think was quite funny AITA

Alright in back i fell asleep because your takes are boring af anon

Now one thing i know is that you are 100% one of my long time followers or mutuals because there aint no way you remember my takes from so long ago but anyway that speculation is for me and me only

1- I do think Dunk has a long way to go with on camera acting improvement. There is no doubt about it. It is very easy to make out that sometimes his transition from one emotion to another becomes too unnatural for it. However, i have said it before and I'll say it again- he does not suck. In fact he has sucked less and less with each project, which is how he is supposed to progress anyway. His style of acting is very similar to stage acting, with his tendency to always airy of turn to the camera and have body language that's easy to make out shifts in, and that might hamper some of the emotional aspects of acting and cause a disconnect with audience watching a not- live performance.

I still do think that he is one of the okay- good actors, Style is forever one of my most beloved characters, and i can't wait for Dare You To Death

And i haven't watched only boo so i am not familiar with Sea D... but seeing how your take on Dunk is, in pretty sure his acting is better than your judgement of it

2- some visual aid and a little Geography lesson here!!

Guess what the pink land is? The Indian Subcontinent! Guess which water body most of Asian island countries lie in? The Indian Ocean!

If you believe that only East Asians, who by ypur definition are Korean, Japanese and Chinese (China doesnt even completely lie in East Asia so thats insane.)... you are not only racist, but incredibly stupid as well.

So the real question is not whether Indians should be considered Asians... it is whether you are an idiot or an idiot... the answer to both is Yes

3- yes. Yes you are the asshole.

[xaeyrnofnbe]

look i knowwwww monsters in supernatural are visually boring af. i am painfully aware of this fact. that being said: not to me. to me they are all so so cool and interesting and werewolves ARENT just people with long fingernails shut the fuck upppp no they're not. they're doggies. they're doggies guys just trust me. the dragon episode had actual dragons too and not just guys with hot hands. ajdhjfgfjfhfh

[purplecolouredfunk]

I’m catching up on the white lotus rn and episode 3 was stressful af despite not much happening plot wise. I enjoyed it, I saw a few ppl say it was boring but idk I think it’s a good filler episode. and the camera work and visuals were great as always. and Saxon with that tan at the pool.. whewwww I still don’t like him but he was looking kinda good idkkkkkk

[nebulacollege]

Hear me out, all the boys in alt styles (ie visual kei, Lolita/boy style, goth, emo, scene, etc). I wanna see these men in styles that probably would be out of the comfort zone for most of em.

Sorry it took me so long to reply, Anon (and the rest of the Anons as well)!

Aww, I love the idea, they’d get so frustrated and maybe even flustered, but mostly complain about how it’s just “not their style”, literally everything you’ve mentioned. They’re all very official and boring, huh. I think Liam would actually make a lot of sense in scene, he already looks the part with his funky hair. Visual kei is for Niall, he’d say that he looks like Edmund 😭 thanks baby for making it sound like a bad thing. And I’d torture Ned with lolita boy style, you can find some really cool stuff there. He’d still be embarrassed af though lol

Unfortunately, no sketches from Ryu 😔 maybe one day, we’ll keep your ask in mind...

[omegawolverine]

QUESTION!!!! what do you think stu’s opinions on the walking dead would be? what characters do you think he would like? characters he’d hate? what about how the zombies are portrayed? or how the storytelling is or how the writing is in general?

(this is peak autism for me lol :3 i have thought about this and wanted to ask you and forgot til now)

eeeee this is also peak autism for me ive been obsessed with twd since i was literally in the 5th grade and was reading carl x readers daily that's how you KNOW its serious

anyways!!! i think stu would enjoy the earlier seasons but get really bored during alexandria and no amount of hot jeffrey dean morgan can fix that. he'd probably stop watching and then pick back up during the last couple seasons when it picks up pace again and he'd REALLY like some of the spin offs (namely ones who live bc his bisexuality makes a show about michonne and rick specifically perfect for him, theyre like eye candy to him)

he'd think the visuals, gore and sets/locations are fantastic and are a large part of what drew him in during s1 bc the story didnt really work for him until the later half of s2 and early s3 when it gets real brutal. that's not to say he thinks its bad, he just has a short attention span and he obvs loves watching action driven horror bc it means more blood and guts so once the show picks up he gets real into it. he probably forces billy to watch it weekly with him while its airing even tho billy is very meh towards the show.

in terms of how the zombies are portrayed, i think he'd like it. its leans towards classic and stu is a man of classic horror so you wont find him complaining. he really thinks any portrayal of zombies is fine as long as theyre scary enough. fast zombies, slow zombies, zombies that can climb or whatever the fuck those zombies in army of the dead are doing where they like perform rituals and have a buff zombie king with intelligence, he doesnt give af as long as it looks disgusting and horrifying.

as for characters...here's a bit of an unnecessarily long breakdown:

s1: he'd like shane at the beginning (he can get that he thought rick was dead so he doesnt fault him for screwing his wife), he'd def think glenn is a sweetheart and have a soft spot for him, he'd find lori annoying but not really care that much and he'd have conflicting feelings about daryl. on one hand, aggressive asshole's are kind of his fave, on the other, s1 daryl is the worsttttt. any other characters either dont stick out to him or they die too quick to be relevant.

s2: he'd stopped liking shane halfway through s1 for the obvious but now he's become insufferable and stu cannot wait for him to die (bc he knew it was coming, they couldnt stick with a loose canon like that), he also really cannot stand lori now and he finds dale to be increasingly annoying even if he is right about things like half the time. daryl is now his fave but glenn is a close second. he likes rick now too! he was neutral on him in s1 bc he was just kind of a good guy and stu likes more edge to his characters, but now rick is finally getting that. he thinks the new farm characters are nice enough but the only one that really stands out is maggie and he has mixed feelings on her but they lean towards positive. he doesnt like andrea but he doesnt hate her.

s3: stu has mixed feelings on michonne but thinks she's gorgeous and he fucks with the sword and how brutal she is so he hopes she sticks around. carl is growing on him, he likes that he's a bit cold compared to the other older characters. he's glad lori is dead as hell but misses tdog a bit even if he did fuck all. he likes carol!! she's not a fave but he's grown an appreciation towards her. hershel is okay, beth is probably his least favorite but he doesnt hate her. he thinks the whole governor plot is badass but he cannot stand the governor or merle as characters. andrea is really insufferable to him now. he doesnt care for sasha or tyreese but theyre like so irrelevant at the moment anyways. glenn is still his goat and so is daryl but his attachment to merle pisses him off.

i wont go past that bc ik ur still on s3 but just know he will have a major hard on for negan despite all the bullshit he pulls (and maybe even partially bc of it, that bat and all the murder does something for him) and he'd also love rosita <3

[skaruresonic]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who dislikes hedgehog!maria. Doesn't help that most hedgemaria designs are generic af. I feel like such an oddball for admitting that. I've also never liked gijinkas either, especially since most of them (from what I've seen) look like boring, generic anime bishies/twinks.

Nah dude, I completely understand where you're coming from. Hedgehog!Maria designs usually wind up looking like Amy recolors and that makes them kinda boring. Mostly because hedgehog OCs are tough to make visually interesting and their designs tend to fall back on Sonic, Shadow, and Amy as templates.

I've also never liked gijinkas either, especially since most of them (from what I've seen) look like boring, generic anime bishies/twinks.

Yeah. The other thing too - which I kinda had in the back of my mind but didn't want to mention because it didn't seem worth the commentary at the time - is when people assign races to the characters.

While normally I don't really care because of my general disinterest in gijinkas, (bear in mind I'm not saying this to start discourse), it does bug me some whenever Knuckles gets assigned Indigenous(tm) and as a result, the artist... saddles him with The Stereotypes, you know what I mean? I think I've seen a grand total of one aboriginal Knuckles redesign that was actually done by an aboriginal person, and you can tell because the design appears sensible and not like a caricature lmao.

[biscuitdetective]

001 Gudaobe >:3c

sorry I tried to reign it in a bit but this is long af lol

When I started shipping it if I did: august 2021, shortly after the lb6 epilogue originally released. I actually hadn’t read the chapter at the time but I read the summaries and thought the ship was probably cute but not particularly deep (fgo master x literally any servant is usually easy mode shipping after all), but when I actually read the chapter I went completely insane about them, and have been insane about them for over 2 years now.

My thoughts: I really like the way Ritsuka starts as a pretty standard and kinda bland almost self-inserty protagonist in part 1 but then in part 2 they very clearly have something wrong with them and their head is extremely Not Okay, and I like the idea that Oberon (and Castoria as a fellow fairy eyes-haver) is one of the only ones that can fully see that. Everyone knows Oberons a liar, but hardly anyone knows Ritsuka has been lying for a while now (about a lot of things, but particularly about being Normal and Okay). The garden of lost will part in lb6 is so, so good.

But I also like how it can also be very unserious because while I like a lot of the angst stuff I also like (/draw)the dumb shit where Ritsuka is just no.1 Oberon simp who does anything he asks because he’s so pretty.

What makes me happy about them: Oberon is extremely miserable and I like to think Ritsuka does make him happy even if he can’t show it, especially since when he’s in Chaldea he’s allowed to just…be? (As opposed to in lb6) I wouldn’t call him a tsundere because the dynamic isn’t quite that but I like how far he has to go out of his way to help Ritsuka in as roundabout way as possible while trying his best to look like he isn’t (the summer event is exactly this). ALSO they are very very cute Ritsuka is like a fluffy dog like a japanese spitz or something and Oberon is a Siamese cat, this is a 10/10 dynamic.

What makes me sad about them: depending on the interpretation of summoning Oberon is either stuck in the abyss forever while a copy of him with the same memories is in Chaldea, or he is saved from the abyss only to have to eventually return there at some point and tbh I don’t know which is worse. also the material book casually noting Oberon would come to ‘accompany’ Ritsuka if they called for him while they were dying, that hurts so good 🥲

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: i have to admit here I don’t really read fanfic but I do read/collect doujins. I don’t like the rapey stuff although tbh it’s way more common with obeguda (one reason why I’m not into it for the most part). I don’t like either of them being sadistic and cruel to eachother for no reason. mostly I don’t really like minibe being lewded, he’s obviously the same character and all but he looks like a weird baby so it can get uncomf visually. I don’t care if people are into that but I can not count the number of times I’ve been jumpscared by it in a pixiv log lol.

things I look for in fanfic: I’m a big dumb idiot masochist and keep buying doujins that look like they will make me cry and then I’m all surprised pikachu face (crying version) after I read them. But I also like dumb gag stuff…and im a sucker for the AUs where they just live together and hang out and be cute and goof off with Castoria, I don’t care that it’s ‘boring’, every time I see it I react like it’s the first time.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: for Ritsuka I’d say Saito Hajime, while I don’t bother to seek it out I do look respectfully at hajiguda if it appears on my feed. For Oberon I don’t ship with anybody else, but the closest thing is that I do really like the tragedy that is him and Blanca (especially since it’s typically one-sided) Blanca is canonically in love with him but according to the material xiii book, she’s (potentially) a cursed princess who isn’t actually a moth, which fascinates me. I also like the theory that she was Titania all along.

My happily ever after for them: Oberon gets granted incarnation as a human by the grail after Everything is Fixed and they live together and also Castoria is there I’m a simple man I’m sappy I eat doujins like this up

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: oberon isn’t a spoon he’s a cat, when he has decided on his sleeping position ritsuka isn’t allowed to move ever

What is their favorite non-sexual activity: I like when they hang out in the welsh forest in the simulator with all the bug fairies. They’re with Castoria a lot too. Oberon is allegedly a good dancer, and whether he actually enjoys it or not, I like to think he does when he does it with them. Maybe he teaches them. 🥹

[theninjazebra]

As someone who has watched too much tv for a long time i thought i should share with the group.

TV recs for the upcoming drought:

Some of these are harder to find, the tone and quality vary wildly, they're in no specific order. I tried for not too obscure, but not too obvious. Some are still airing, some are 20 yrs old. I swear I have a life.

Slings and Arrows. Early 2000s Canadian dramedy about theatre and shakespear. Fun without being shallow, aged ok, lovely performances, great writing. nuclear grade comfort watching.

Halt and Catch Fire. 2014 - 2017, US drama. Follows four characters through the 80s tech industry. First time I got the hype around Lee Pace. S1 is ok, but nothing special, s2 is a lot more interesting but kinda goes round in a circle. S3 and 4 and some of the best tv I've ever seen.

Somebody Somewhere. This is actually a new show, but has 2 seasons out if u want a gentle but never shallow comedy. Fills my sad gay heart with joy. And if want more new tv with middle aged gays Deadloch is streaming on amazon atm.

The Expanse. Finished recently. The sci fi I've always wanted. Big and scary and wonderful and pew pew pew space battles and adventure. Balances the grim with a surprising amount of hope? Has repeated themes of redemption. Also a whole book series should u need more.

This Is England. UK drama. A film and 3 mini series set from 1983 through to 1990. Grim, sad af, also funnyand sweet? And characters that I love. The start of my undying love for Vicky McClure. Big ol CW for violence, sexual violence, and era specific racism (esp the first film). Very good, but very hard tv.

Kingdom. 2014. Can be a pain to find because so many shows are called Kingdom. About MMA fighters having drama. Also families, mental health, addiction, etc. Excellent performances. Both a very dumb and very sweet, painful show.

Animal Kingdom. Legit only watched it because I was searched Kingdom posts and AK was out around the same time. Awful family having drama and heists. Adaptation of an Aussie film into a southern California TV show. Kind of a mess? but very compelling mess.

Obligatory Succession (Kardashians for annoying people, aka me. I am the annoying person. this is my perfect tv show), The Bear, (hospo stress and family grief show) and Severance (people talk about workplace horror, but tbh it also gives big mega church horror vibes too)- new shows that live up to the hype, esp if you like sad people. I don't think they really need recs, but i really liked them.

The Thick of It. 2000s UK political comedy? Tragedy? Though these days it looking fuckin utopian compared to UK politics now. Feels a bit like a partial villain origin story for Succession. I like how sad and broken hearted it is.

Outrageous Fortune. 2000s nz dramedy that is the source of my love of family crime drama. Aged badly in places, but still very good character drama. Also, for The Boys fans, Antony Starr at his absolute best. It's a big nostalgia fest for me now. Cheryl West is a forever fav.

Justified. 2010 - 2016ish. i'm lazy i'm not looking stuff up. Yes a cop show, yes a dad show, but also rock solid tv writing and timothy olyphant in a hat. I've watched it so many times, and every time it rewards. and yes, am watching Justified City Primeval atm.

White Collar. A dumb, total fantasy art crimes and capers show. Shit, but if you need to not think and also have Matt Bomer do a shirtless painting montage for vague plot reasons then oh boy there is no other.

Being Human UK. A ghost, a vampire and a werewolf share a flat. it's sweet and agonising and 10+ years later I still love these characters so much.

Legion. 2017 - 2019. Why make tv comic adaptations that are trying for realistic and boring? When they could all be like this? Why make anything that isn't as visually interesting as this?

Doom Patrol - same for doom patrol - superhero tv that cut out the boring bits and just went for the weird and painful. I read a couple of random doom patrols years ago and was so surprised and delighted and loved them. the tv show has the same effect.

The Boys. new, and still going, as far as I know. but two kiwi leads means under nz law i have to be a fan? also it's awful, pulpy vicious popcorn viewing. appeals to the shithead 12 yr old in me. yes, it's vicious anti corporate thing is deeply ironic for an amazon show, but considering amazon saved the expanse with no sense of irony at all I figure take all their money and keep yelling.

Preacher. Another comics adaption. The Boy's weirder, less obscene, more disturbing cousin. Tulip is another forever fav tv character.

Banshee. Continuing the tradition of heth and i starting dumb Dude TV and then getting overly attached. kinda pulpy trash, but if you can stomach the violence it's surprisingly good.

All Star Treks. I love them so much. They're so weird, and uneven, and dumb, and they're all the best and I love them.

One season wonders -

Trust. about the John Paul Getty III kidnapping. also about italian countryside.

State of Play. UK. the tv show, not the film.

I dunno. I could do a whole separate post for sit coms and brit coms and the weirder, more obscure shows and movies, but ffs this is so long.

[mowlstagelight]

Have you Noticed the Dance Floors at Clubs these days Blow up!

Hello friend, have you noticed that? The dance floors at clubs these days blow up!

I’m talking about LED dance floors — these things are totally transforming the clubbing experience. Check out this hardcore data: In 2024, clubs with high-end LED dance floors saw guests stay 47% longer on average, and alcohol sales jumped 35%! 

WHAT HAVE CLUB OWNERS BEEN STRESSING ABOUT? Same old, same old!

Every joint has the same speakers and the same lights — guests are over it.  Boring AF!

The DJ’s killing it up there, but the crowd’s just standing around waving. Zero interaction. Young folks start scrolling on their phones after 20 minutes.  Static AF space!

The dance floor’s just a dance floor. Tried hosting a themed party or a daytime event? Good luck. Total wasted space.

HOW DOES AN LED DANCE FLOOR FIX THIS? IT’S GOT THREE ACES UP ITS SLEEVE

LED Dance Floor’s got feelings!

Pressure-sensitive tech — jump on it, and it reacts. Precision engineering, baby.  Lighting on fleek!

High pixel density means tiny sections packed with LED dots. Want to display a dragon or a galaxy? No prob.  Lights that vibe to the beat!

SHOPPING FOR A DANCE FLOOR? CHECK THESE HARD-HITTING SPECS

Speed matters!

Pro models have under 50ms latency; top-tier ones? Under 20ms. (Human blink = 300ms — yeah, it’s that fast.) 

Pixel density = clarity

Pro setups start at 144 dots per square meter; flagship models hit 256 dots per square meter. 

Bright AF!

Club lighting’s wild — you need 1,200 nits (pro) or 2,000 nits (flagship) to stand out.

High-Quality!

IP65/IP67 waterproof (for spilled drinks) and load-bearing over 500kg per square meter.

DOES THE ROI STACK UP? HELL YEAH! Check out this Ecuador club that installed the MOWL Dance Floor:  Weeknights popping!

Tuesday–Thursday foot traffic up 40%.  Prime real estate just got pricier!

Booth reservations near the dance floor? 25% price hike.  Free promo overload!

UGC (user-generated content) — selfies, TikTok vids — went 3X higher.  Ticket prices? Flex up!

Themed party tickets sold for 50% more.

Best part?

This Flexible Modular design means easier installation. Use it as a pop-up brand exhibit during the day, then flip it to a rave stage at night. One space, two cash grabs — profit per square meter through the roof.

INSTALLATION AND MAINTENANCE? NOT A HEADACHE ANYMORE Spill-proof swagger!

Special coatings stop drinks from seeping in.  Plug-and-play repairs!

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popcorn, plot twists & emotional damage: my 2024 movie diary 🎞️🍿

went to the movies a lot last year – mostly because i have two little brothers, which explains the high kid-movie count. but honestly? some of them slapped.

here’s my little review dump of what i watched & how it made me feel:

Wish ✨👑 — 6/10

– nothing new

– villain songs??? confusing energy

a cute movie, but honestly pretty forgettable. felt like a disney remix playlist with no real standout moment. the evil songs were lowkey awkward, and the story played it super safe.

Migration 🦆☁️— 7.5/10

– actually funny??

– found family but with birds

surprisingly hilarious. tons of jokes that worked even for adults. i went in with zero expectations and left in a good mood. not groundbreaking, but definitely a good time. sometimes that’s enough.

Anyone But You 💍💙 — 10/10

– rom-coms are back

– sydney sweeney world domination

this movie healed a piece of me. i’ve missed good romantic comedies, and this one gave exactly what it needed to. chaotic chemistry, fake dating, enemies to lovers – the holy trifecta. truly a win for the genre.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 👻❄️ — 4/10

– ghosts looked cool

– plot dragged like a monday

i was so bored. visually nice, sure, but the pacing was off and the story didn’t know where it was going. i kept checking the time like i was in school again. big yawn.

Godzilla x Kong 🦍💥 — 8/10

– monkey vs lizard. that’s it.

– brain off = vibes on

i was entertained and that’s all i needed. giant monsters beating each other up? yes please. the plot is basically “trust no one except the huge gorilla.” and honestly? valid.

Garfield 🐾🍕— 7/10

– more emotional than it had any right to be

– lasagna and daddy issues

i thought this would just be dumb cat jokes, but the whole father-son storyline actually had feelings. still goofy, still kid-friendly, but it had more heart than expected. lowkey touched my soul.

Inside Out 2 🧠🏒— 9/10

– puberty unlocked

– anxiety girlie is so real

didn’t vibe with the first movie as a kid (that elephant thing was terrifying, don’t @ me), but this one? hit so hard. growing up, pressure, emotions that don’t know how to shut up – relatable af. pixar, you win again.

It Ends With Us 🌸💔 — 9/10

– heavy subject

– hopeful ending

never read the book, so i went in blind. and yeah, it was emotional. not perfect, but it told an important story, and i liked how it ended. she survives. she leaves. she chooses herself. that meant something. it stayed with me.

[rye-views]

The Substance (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat. 7.6/10

I wouldn't recommend this movie to my friends. I wouldn't rewatch this movie.

I do not want to look at a fly this closeup.

This movie is like Lookism x What Happed to Monday? x Black Mirror.

Do we have to keep our other body naked and lying like that? Who is watching Sue's show because it seems boring af and not inspiring? Ya'll think you can just take things out of your belly button like that?

I always say, inject something once you're lying down. Idk, I don't fully think of life the way this movie is portraying things. But, like I get it. This makes like the matrix's life seem so meaningless when we could be doing so much stuff. I say two incomes, two different ways to live. Honestly, seeing someone put this much importance on looks and age is kinda freaking me out. Like, nothing else is important? And so many people in this world think like this?

The visuals of all this anatomy is so crazy.

[livinglifeonpause]

BP Misson 2

alright, starting with... .............................................................................................................................. LOVE KILLA SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7")/P/P/P/P - i dont really like this performance for him [also, you dont get to pick to be the leader then bitch about it] [also, also! you dont get to complain ppl treat you like a baby, but then want someone to baby you and tell you it'll be alright!..... i wonder if thats why he and gunwookie get on so well.] Like he's still so sparkle bubble gum in this. KIM JI WOONG (25, 5'10)/P/P/P/P - have I mentioned that he's pretty yet? ... he does have good stage presence KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0")/F/P/F/F SEO WON (23 5'7")/F/F/F/P - he has a cute smile tho. i dont enjoy his vocal color, but he was stable

EWWWWWWWWWWW, why did that kid win? Ppl think he's pretty must be. He's not. and he's not good either.

Lets be clear. KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0") is not a good singer, not a good dancer, not a great visual, but he is FUNNY AF. He's a little weirdo in all ZB1 reality shows, and I've REALLY warmed up to him.

SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7") this kids got alot of anxieties huh? .............................................................................................................................. FEEL SPECIAL CHA WOONG KI (22, 5'8")/F/F/F/F ZHANG SHUAI BO (22, 6'0")/P/F/F/F - he looks like a baby Hyukie from Vixx LEE DONG GUN (19, 5'10")/F/F/F/F CAI JIN XIN (20, 6'2")/F/F/F/F why can't they just bring the effing key down if none of them can hit it? liiiiiiike ?

They did Queen Jihyo dirty. .............................................................................................................................. HOME JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P/P/P/P - I'm just sayin, brown haired Jay >>> omfg, Jay's look straight to camera killed me. How does anyone possibly not love this kid. But why did he pick tHIS song tho? Like for realsies. (omfg, he is SO fucking cute comforting knock off hansol!!) YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10")/F/P/F/F Liiiike, he hit the note, but i dont loooove his voice DANG HONG HAI (20, 5'11")/F/F/F/F - knock off Hansol NEEDS to go bro. YOON JONG WOO (24, 5'9")/F/P/P/P JI YUN SEO (19, 6'0")/F/P/P/F of COURSE no one can replicate DK's falsetto. I've been raving about that shit for years.

YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10") I like this kid, man!

This was horrible. They left all the boring choreography and no one was even interesting. [but goddamn, Jay is fucking pretty] .............................................................................................................................. BUTTERFLY CHEN KUAN JUI (23, 5'9")/F/F/F/F LIM JUN SEO (19, 5'10")/F/F/F/F - what the fuck are you even talking about? you picked this song so you could improve??? NAUR. CONG (23, 5'8")/P/P/F/F BRIAN (22, 6'1")/F/F/F/F

.............................................................................................................................. GANG KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11")/F/P/P/F - this kid do too much LEE SEUNG HWAN (24, 5'10")/P/P/P/P - silver pants was fine MUN JUNG HYUN (19, 6'0")/F/P/F/P - silver jacket is a nice little dancer, but his vocal is meh. passable. [I lied, failing him] LEE JEONG HYEON (22, 6'1")/F/P/F/F - black puffy vest? NAUR. CHEN JIAN YU (26, 5'10")/P/?/F/F KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") - he's a fucking moody ass kid huh?

know why I like KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") this kid? Cause when he didn't win, his first emotion was disappointment. Not fake "so happy for the kid who won" bs that other losers do. .............................................................................................................................. ZOOM KEITA (23, 5'5")/F/F/P/P HARUTO (19, 5'7")/F/P/P/P OLLIE (18, 6'0")/F/F/F/F - yellow head band makes my face go ehhhheck. like honesty eeeeeechk. he's so off sync and sounds so out of place. like NONE of it is good. WUMUTI (25, 5'9")/P/F/F/F - oh i forgot this bitch was in this again! not gonna lie. Love his little Wumu-ti-ti-ti PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10")/F/P/F/P - like, the red letter jacket was fine. not good. just fine.

PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10") - this kid is so endearing!

KEITA (23, 5'5") - trainer bitch goes "I love Keitaaaaa" HAAAA! And trainer bitch boy goes "he's never been unstable" SO WHY DID HE NOT MAKE IT INTO THE FINALE MNET! judges musta been pissed.

awwww, PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10") - baby forgot the lyrics during practice! I still love him though!! I really do want this kid on my team!! .............................................................................................................................. LAW HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10")/F/P/P/P PARK HAN BIN (22, 5'9")/F/P/P/P - nose scar might do too much, but im not really mad WANG ZI HAO (23, 5'10)/F/P/F/P ooooh, look how low that bitch got on the floor! NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0")/F/P/F/P LEE YE DAM (21, 5'5")/F/P/P/P - eye scar has stage presence man!

Love that it shows them all fucking sweaty with no context for why they're like that.

I mean, that wasn't anything I enjoyed. But they all did fine. whatever i guess.

NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0") always looks salty for no good reason

please stop focusing on HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10") so damn much. I just dont care about him.

.............................................................................................................................. RUSH HOUR RICKY (20, 6'0")/F/F/F/F TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F/F/F/F - the squeaking sound effects got me. - facts though, this little glitter ass bitch cries way too fucking much. bitch, you are 16. not 8. grow tf up. HIROTO (22, 5'9")/F/F/F/F MA JING XIANG (20, 6'2")/F/F/F/F - MNet edit? Or asshole? ... Oh. He's bad. [I cant wait until the next leader guy puts this asshole in his place] OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P/F/P/F - awwwwwww, him comforting the baby

(omfgggggg, how many are there?)

Naurrrrrrrrrr. Naurrrrrrrr. All fail.

.............................................................................................................................. MAN IN LOVE KIM TAE RAE (22, 5'8")/F/P/P/F - not really a fan of his voice. like it's not 100% clear? but the gays (and Kim Chi) loooove him JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F/F/F/F - he just LOOKS like he'd be a loud ass kid. ... oh honey. this path isn't for you. LEE DONG YEOL (25, 5'9")/F/F/F/P - he's the only one getting a P CHOI WOO JIN (19, 5'7")/P/P/F/F

.............................................................................................................................. LIMOUSINE ANTHONNY (20, 5'8")/F/P/F/F KRYSTIAN (24, 5'10")/P/?/F/F PARK JI HOO (18, 5'9")/F/F/F/F

i. am. bored. .............................................................................................................................. NOT SPRING LOVE LEE DA EUL (20 5'7")/F/F/F/F BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F/F/F/F JEONG I CHAN (23, 5'10")/P/F/F/F (please, no moreee.... I begg....)

I liked High4. Sunggu was a unique vocal. .............................................................................................................................. TOMBOY SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10")/P/P/F/P ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11")/F/P/P/P HUI (31, 5'7")/P/P/P/P - okay, now I dont know this song, but what high notes are there for Hui? He's gonna adlib and it's gonna sound gross. omfg, who dressed him for this? he looks like an idiot. PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P/P/P/P --like. is he cute or not? I really can't tell. [omfg, YES! He's gorgeous!] yaaaaaaas Gunwookie vocals! and growly vocals! SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10") is a kniving little cunt. He didnt like Hui's version, he only voted for him so Hao wouldn't have 2. gross ass bitch.

WAIT, why's Bobby there? And why does he have a teddy bear on his arm? And where's his kid??

Fuck MNet for making them change the gender. In practice Hui said BOY but on stage he gotta sing GIRL. Fuck that, All Pass. Good job kids.

ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11") gets first place and first fucking thing bitch cunt SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10") says is "I'm so jealous." Stay the fuck away from him Zhang Hao. Bitch is evil.

.............................................................................................................................. Only 28 will survive! 23 get chopped.