#and then chess
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Finally, Jones mith stat is becoming canon.
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instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.
#flappy rambles#i was thinking abt this bc theres a server im in that ihave muted bc i dont like a lot of the people there#but also chess is there and i want to be able to hype him up. alas.
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WAIT
I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA
It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.
Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.
Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully
#i didnt link the article itself because its substack and i dont fuck with substack#but i did want to at least provide credit to the author because it was very well written#anyway i think about elon describing chess with the phrase 'no fog of war...no technology tree'#honestly it just reads like someone who really likes Polytopia and wishes every game were polytopia#it would be like me complaining chess doesnt have passive relics randomized paths and deckbuilding#slay the spire addresses these limitations
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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I’m terrible at chess.
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
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Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.
The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:


Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.



This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.
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𝜗𝜚 — i promise i'm cool, you guys.
#— ( soberapathy. )#female hysteria#female manipulator#female rage#femcel#girlblogging#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#just girly things#lana core#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant aesthetic#lizzy grant summer#lizzy grant unreleased#lana del rey lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#lana is god#lana unreleased#lana del rey#lana stan#lana del slay#lana del ray moodboard#lana is our queen#chess#radical feminist safe#radical feminism
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i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore
#“one game of chess while everyone watches” and “i even labeled the toilet” just randomly pop into my head sometimes#and i need to stop myself from cracking up out of nowhere#digimon#digimon adventure 02#ken ichijouji#koolmathgames.com
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Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?
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what in the 4d chess are they playing 😭
#saying this as someone who plays chess: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ON THAT BOARD#btw if you look closely i also matched the chess pieces to the screenshot#idk why i put so much effort on a silly meme drawing#honkai star rail#hsr#dan heng#march 7th#danmarch#danheng x march#hsr dan heng#hsr march 7th#my art
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chess inspired fashion
#my art#art tag#original art#chess#i hope you like theeeeeeem i just love designing outfits#and also chess#i was really inspired by the way i use pieces when i play... maybe i'll elaborate in a post
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♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♞ ♝ ♜
#fanart#yugioh#seto kaiba#i feel like i have so much to say about this drawing but my brain is empty after posting it on twitter and IG..#i based this on a stock photo of some blonde kid challenging an evil version of himself to a game of chess#also i feel like i could definitely come back to fine tune the rendering in some parts#and i'm not sure if i'm entirely convinced by the palette of the final piece..#i got impatient like i normally do and just wanted to post xD#i will probably revisit this in the future for colour adjustment and rendering touch ups
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getting these 2 out of my system
#or: fury161 loses at chess to a dog#thunderbolts#john walker#bob reynolds#sentryagent#voidwalker#mcu#my art#fanart#i went into tb saying i hope i leave here with a man to ship john with and i left happy#vindicated john walker lover since tfatws#and ive been in love w wyatt russel since i saw his ep of black mirror when i was 10#this is just me appealing to god to not send me to hell for drawing marvel yaoi again
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