#and these two IDIOTSSS

[maybedr3am]

Evil reflective detective ejej...

Full ass comic here tho, they are so in love your honor.

[captain-noir]

nothing like having your ex-lover and son try and kill your current lover and friends just because you have replaced one batch of boys with another. poor naomi, she is so brilliant, everyone wants her for themselves.

[pentacass]

Tossing her crown onto the desk, Ayrenn stretches, then groans when her spine pops in a hundred places. She passes a wordless lament in her next sigh, and starts unbuckling the straps of her armour. Glancing about the tent, she notices something new sitting on the ground beside her bedroll - a bottle of wine, and a folded note with a single stalk of rose lying across its surface. Head cocked, Ayrenn picks up the rose and note, unfolding it to read Sielaire’s crisp script.

'Beloved, we've left early to scout ahead. My official report is on your desk. Sorry I can't be with you tonight. I've acquired a bottle of Summerset vintage for us to share, but you'll have to enjoy it alone for now. See you when I return.'

Instead of signing off with her own name this time, Sielaire had doodled a cat's head with three hearts beside it. A grin breaks through Ayrenn's exhausted expression at the sight.

"Gods, Sie." Ayrenn sighs, pressing the note to her chest. "Don't make me miss you more while you're gone."

[thecozywhaleshark]

King of hearts 9 was amazing 💚 i loved it 💚 finally those two idiotsss , they are so in love with each other 💚

They really are 💗💗💗 my two favorite idiots that have my whole heart ❤️

[ourovision]

CHAPTER TWO

A day or two after the horrific trial, it’s time to head out. You’re given a few hours notice to pack up whatever meager belongings you might have, and then you’re bustled off to the new location. For "safety purposes” that really just make you feel more like prisoners, everyone is blindfolded and their hands restrained, making the possibility of escape impossible. If anyone tries, they’re immediately sedated and arrive at the new setting still drowsy and unconscious. 

After an indeterminate amount of time on an awkward, confusing plane trip, you’re all marched out of the plane and lined up for the big reveal...

The weather outside is mild and a breeze blows against your face. The ground underfoot, for those who can tell, is uneven.... sand?

“Look alive, you idiotsss! (Or not, if you prefer-- kekeke!) Thisss time, it really will be sssurvival of the fittessst!”

The blindfolds are removed and several gasps escape from the crowd as everyone takes in the view. It seems that you’ve all been transported to a desert island.

It occurs to most of you that you’re entirely screwed.

“Have fun eating ssshit, dumbasssesss!” 

Monocobra cackles, then slithers off through the terrain. Monodragon is assumedly out there somewhere too. 

Your luggage is dumped unceremoniously beside you, the HPC representatives shoving parcels into your hands as well. Everyone gets their own little bundle of... well, hopefully whatever it is will help you survive! If you’re one of the lucky ones.

Please PM a mod to see what items you receive in your care parcel.