#and think I'm tipsy

[ratguy-nico]

Honeys, babies, ...bees

I know you don't know and you dont care BUT I was on twittah before but now since everyone is leaving it and I like to follow the collective mind (kidding I have so much trouble following the colective mind that has bring so many troubles on my life) I decided to create an account on the Blue Sky! (the buttly one)

so I'm leving twittah but not completly of course cause transitions are hard I know this cause I myself am trans.

and I kinda was planing on not telling you guys but then I though on that amazing joke and I have to, sorry, though now I realize is just a reference to the OG Beetlejuice but meh

So yeah follow me there if you want or don't since many of you didn't follow me on twittah, I think we are happy here on our cozy tumblr house and ig our cozy business office 🤗🤗🤗

[semperama]

I can't stop thinking about this. Ryliver, E, 1300 words. Yes, I'm posting Ryliver on main. No, this is not the Ryliver WIP I should have been working on. No regrets.

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Afterward, Oliver tries to bolt, but no such luck.

“So, what did it?” Ryan asks, suddenly at his elbow. Oliver’s legs are longer, and he could probably outrun him—even imagines himself doing it—but he would only incriminate himself more. He can still play dumb, maybe.

“What did what?” he asks. His trailer is like fifty yards away, tops. But he makes the mistake of looking at Ryan, meeting his eyes, and Ryan lifts his eyebrows and pointedly looks down, and Oliver—chokes on nothing, grabs Ryan by the bicep, tugs him through a door and onto an abandoned set.

It’s Buck’s old loft, still not fully dismantled. Great.

“Was it my brilliant acting?” Ryan asks, totally unfazed. He isn’t even trying to get out of Oliver’s grasp. His bicep flexes under Oliver’s palm, and Oliver lets go like he’s been given an electric shock. “Was it your brilliant acting? Because I get it, man.”

“Fuck. No. Jesus.” He should have sucked it up and waited until they made it to his trailer. In here, with Ryan next to him, the kitchen island at his back, the stairs to their left, he still feels a little like Buck. He can still hear Buck in his head. He can hear Buck hearing Eddie—"the trials and tribulations of Evan Buckley”—and he’s still—

He’s still fucking hard.

“Was it the shove?” Ryan asks. Wide grin, pointy teeth. On their second take, Ryan’s shoulder grab was a little too aggressive, knocked him back hard into the cabinets, and in the heat of the moment, Oliver had shoved him back, chest heaving. The director let it go, but at the end of the scene, he said, let’s pull it back a little this time, and Oliver had to squeeze his hands into tight fists to ground himself, calm himself down.

They did three more takes after that, and Oliver’s dick hadn’t behaved for a single fucking one of them. And he knew—he knew everyone could see it. Knew Ryan could see it. But knowing that didn’t make it any easier to get rid of. If anything, it made it worse.

“Did you not—” Oliver shuts his mouth quick, clack of teeth rattling around in his skull. The thing is, Ryan’s joking. He’s acting like it’s a joke. But Oliver’s cock is aching against the zipper of his jeans, and it doesn’t feel funny. He tries again: “Did you not feel it?”

Ryan’s canines leave white points in his bottom lip as his smile fades, goes rigid at the edges. “Feel what?”

Wrong thing to say. Suddenly, Oliver smells blood in the water. Ryan knows Eddie, and Oliver knows Buck, so the tension had to be palpable to both of them. Ryan’s not doing himself any favors playing dumb. “You know what,” Oliver says, taking a step forward. Ryan’s back is to the door. Buck’s door. “Why were we even fighting like that? Like a—a—”

“Married couple?” Ryan’s voice is light. He’s still trying to be funny, but it falls flat. His face is getting red, those perfect scarlet circles painted on his cheekbones.

“Not a married couple,” Oliver says, firm. “Not even lovers.”

Ryan’s shoulders lift with a deep, silent breath, and Oliver knows he gets it. “Like two people who don’t know they’re lovers yet.”

“Like we’re avoiding it.” Oliver sounds breathless, but he doesn’t fucking care anymore. “Like we’re scared of it.”

Ryan’s face is bright red now, and he’s not meeting Oliver’s eyes. Oliver takes another step without thinking, and he doesn’t realize how close they’ve gotten until Ryan’s back hits the door and Oliver can feel the air move when his breath rushes out of him.

Oliver gets about half a second to enjoy the upper hand before Ryan says, so quiet, “Buck.”

This isn’t their first kiss. That was right after season four, when Buck—when Oliver couldn’t stop looking at his hands and seeing red, but they knew nothing was going to come of it, and it was frustrating as fuck, and all he wanted to do was taste copper from Ryan’s mouth.

It isn’t even their second kiss, which was drunk and sloppy, after they were done filming the bachelor party.

But it’s the first time—after Ryan hooks his index fingers in Oliver’s belt loops and yanks—that Oliver feels Ryan hard against him, and he’s confronted, suddenly, with the fact that this isn’t a whim. This isn’t just BuckandEddie. This is licking a muffled groan from the seam of Ryan’s mouth and wanting to taste nothing else ever again. Wanting to leave this room and still remember it, still have it.

“Say it again,” he says against Ryan’s mouth, but he kisses him again, hard, before he can. He reaches down to peel Ryan’s hands away from his waist and threads their fingers together, presses them against the door by Ryan’s head. “Say it.”

“Buck,” Ryan says. “Buck, Buck.”

Oliver’s been hard for-fucking-ever, for hours, off and on, at this point. When he thrusts up into the cut of Ed—Ryan’s hip, it feels like relief, a little shower of sparks cascading down his spine with each roll of his hips. Ryan tugs one of his hands free and grabs a handful of his ass—huge palm making Oliver gasp—and pulls him in harder, and Oliver starts preparing himself to be embarrassed, because this isn’t going to take long at all. Hours of foreplay. Hours of Ryan’s low voice stroking against the pleasure points in his brain. Hours of trying to keep it together, and now he doesn’t have to.

“Eddie,” Oliver says, just above a whisper, but Ryan lets out a breathy sound that’s almost a laugh and nips at Oliver’s bottom lip, sharp sharp teeth, soft flick of his tongue.

“Ollie,” Ryan says, almost back to playful again, and that’s it. Oliver is gone. He pushes his hips against Ryan’s once, twice more, and then he’s coming in his pants, dropping his head to gasp against Ryan’s shoulder, his spine curling.

Ryan’s broad hand is still clutching at him, still pulling him in, and he’s vaguely aware of the little explosions of oversensitivity that are sending tremors through his legs, but it’s fine when Ryan is holding him up, huffing hard in his ear, then groaning as he follows Oliver over the edge, saying Oliver’s name again in that deep, rough voice that’s been torturing him all evening.

“Fuck,” Oliver breathes once it’s over. His face is still pressed against the meat of Ryan’s shoulder, and his hands flatten against the door to hold himself up, to keep himself from sinking to the floor like he wants to.

“Mmm,” Ryan hums, as if in agreement. It takes Oliver a minute to realize his shoulders are shaking—with laughter, he realizes. Not regret, at least.

“What is it?” Oliver asks, lifting his head enough to look Ryan in the eye.

“It’s just—” The color is still high in his cheeks. Scarlet red. His mouth is red too, and Oliver wants to kiss him again so badly. “It’s just, costuming is gonna fucking kill us.”

Oliver dissolves into giggles, and his knees dissolve too, but Ryan holds him up, pulling him in until they’re pressed together everywhere, impossible to tell where one of them ends and the other begins.

“Come to my trailer,” Oliver says. “We’ll change, and I’ll take everything to the dry cleaners in the morning.” They’ll bring all the clothes back in a couple days, pretend they just forgot to turn them in, and no one will ever have to know.

He and Ryan will know, though. Ryan tilts his head up to press their mouths together again, quick but firm, and Oliver breathes him in, the familiar scent of him, the familiar shape their bodies make. The two of them will know, will always know, now, and that’s good. That’s so fucking good.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Guys, hang on.

What if........ Emma-may... Southern Black Woman.......... Guys.... Think about it, that's all I ask 🙏🙏

[sanasanakun]

People try too hard to make Curly an active participant in Jimmy's abuse. Isn't the whole point that he's passive in everything Jimmy does? Abuse occurs because he actively doesn't do anything? Not to call someone out or be mean, but I saw a post saying Anya's ID being in Curly's locker at the beginning shows that he intended to prevent Anya from filing an HR report and I disagree. I get where that interpretation is coming from, but I think it's a little uncharitable. I don't like being too kind to Curly because he's like...a morally mid dude at best lol But if we're going by the HR report interpretation, I would say it's more likely he requested Anya's ID in order to file an HR report on her behalf. After all, the only way to contact Pony (that we see) is in the cockpit, he's the Captain, and Pony Express sucks bad so I wouldn't put it past them to only allow the Captain to use the communication device thing. As we see before, Curly is the only one able to use tools around the ship that you would think other employees could use (ex. Swansea should be able to use the axe if he's the repair guy. Idk why they'd need an ax but that falls under manual labor which Swansea is designated for as the mechanic/fixer dude. But it has to go through Curly). I never got the vibe that Curly moved to actively protect Jimmy. He just lets things happen without say a word; Jimmy walks all over him, and by extension, the whole crew. I get why people would think that because he gives the whole "Hey Jimmy, we can get through this together, bud" spiel right before the crash. This part interests me a lot because there's so many ways to interpret Curly's intentions there. My interpretation is that Curly is on autopilot mode. The responses seem so stilted in comparison to Jimmy's. Like it's the kind of thing Curly's said before again and again and again when Jimmy's gotten in trouble. However, as others previously pointed out, I don't think Curly ever dealt with Jimmy doing something this irredeemable. He doesn't know how to respond, so he just goes for the default "You've gotten through tough situations before. Work through it one step at a time." Like the response is lame af lol I think he was in shock; he was scared (and just so I can say it one more time: he's super lame).

Anyway, this is way longer than I intended and I've said things a billion people have already stated. But uhhh tldr the whole point of Curly's character is he's passive; he never acts. He just watches. Making him an active participant in the abuse by taking actions to cover for Jimmy (like preventing Anya from filing an HR report) defeats the purpose of his character. He's a bystander.

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

[skullinacowboyhat]

first kiss.

[necrotic-nephilim]

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t realize the new 52 messed with Kon that much till I read your post and now I can’t get over the potential. I’m a Tim/Kon girly at heart so I would devour anything you write exploring the 52 vs typical Kon. Also Time being in a clone sandwich is 👌.

the new-52 messed Kon up SO bad it's ridiculous. like, to the point i would personally argue he's a completely unrelated character to pre-Flashpoint/Rebirth Kon. his personality, his suit, his origin, all different. the only real similarities are the name and powerset. and even New-52!Kon's powers are slightly different from pre-Flashpoint!Kon. New-52!Kon is a clone of a future version of Jon Lane Kent, cloned by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. to provide genetic material to Jon Lane Kent, whose body was not handling being half human/half Kryptonian well, it was a whole thing. New-52!Kon is also where we get the infamous "Kon-El means 'abomination of the house of El' and Kara basically named him a slur in Kryptonian culture" tidbit, because that is the only time that's canon. (originally Kon-El was a name gifted by Clark to accept Kon as his family way back in the 90s) he also never went by Conner Kent. New-52!Kon just straight up didn't have any real human identity or connections, outside of being very close to Tim and some Titans.

the very TLDR of Kon's history is: during post-Crisis/pre-Flashpoint, a clone called Superboy is created by CADMUS. at first, he's considered to be a clone of a dude named Paul Westfield and is not Kryptonian whatsoever, he was simply made to look like Superman and only has Tactile Telekinesis as a power. then, it was made canon that actually he was a clone of Lex Luthor and Clark Kent, but Lex hid this fact and slowly, Kon developed more Kryptonian powers. he's given the name Kon-El by Clark, and is taken in by the Kents, getting the name Conner Kent. then Flashpoint happens, we get the New-52, and we're given the above version of Kon-El, who is a clone of Jon Lane Kent, created by N.O.W.H.E.R.E. who has mostly very strong telekinesis powers and some Kryptonian powers. he's with the Titans for a bit, then at the end of the New-52, he kills some aliens and feels bad about it so he decides to fuck off and is never seen again, it's presumed he's dead but never confirmed. then Rebirth happens and DC makes Jon Kent the current Superboy, we get Supersons and all that, and it's assumed that no version of Kon-El exists. just at all. he's not around whatsoever, Jon is our only Superboy. *but* in 2019, we get a new Young Justice run and the pre-Flashpoint Kon-El is back, and we're given the explanation of: Kon got accidentally teleported to this alternate realm called Gemworld and then Flashpoint happened, and since that was a Crisis Event that changed the timeline, the poor lad got *erased* from the timeline, causing most people to *not fucking remember him* and for him to remember a timeline that no longer exists. some of the Young Justice team vaguely remember him, Ma and Pa Kent remember him, but notably, Clark *does not remember him*. it's not an issue of "Clark ignored Kon in favor of Jon" it's an issue of "Kon was erased from the timeline and didn't exist for years bc he was stuck in Gemworld and Clark just doesn't remember Kon or Kon's timeline" which to me, is far more tragic but i digress. since then, Kon has been back and is present in most significant Superfamily runs, with his own recent mini-series, Superboy: Man of Tomorrow. (which was very good btw)

so basically: the New-52 fucked Kon up so bad they wrote him out of comics for years and then brought back the pre-Flashpoint version, but never *explicitly* killed the New-52 version off. so hypothetically, it's possible that there are currently two characters existing in the DC universe named Kon-El who have been Superboy. and like i said above, one of New-52!Kon's only real significant relationships was with Tim, it was the only thing the New-52 managed to get right about Superboy, his closeness to Tim. they have a *lot* of moments that read incredibly queer. and ofc, it's just outright confirmed in Dark Crisis: Young Justice that Tim had a crush on pre-Flashpoint!Kon at some point. so while comics are intent on pretending New-52!Kon doesn't exist, i am intent on putting Tim in a clone sandwich.

because i do think it's fun to play with Tim having genuine feelings and potentially a relationship with both of them. and the fucked up nature of him not fully *remembering* his relationship with pre-Flashpoint!Kon (which is a canon thing, in YJ(2019) Tim has vague memories of Kon he's struggling to piece together and understand why he cares about this guy he doesn't recognize so much) and how frustrating that is for Tim. he knows he loves Kon, but it's all foggy besides that. and so it's even *more* fucked up if Tim dated New-52!Kon before he got emo and ran off into the unknown. obviously in canon no one has told current Kon about New-52!Kon bc comics are doing the good ol' tried and true of "sweep that shit under the rug" but for fanfic, i think it's fun to ask the question of: would anyone *tell* Kon? especially Tim? who now remembers dating both versions of them? would he admit to Kon that briefly, he had another Kon? how would Tim cope with that and move on? personality wise, they could not be more different. they dress and act and look different. they're not the same person, but there's certainly a questionable factor of Tim's dating history including two Kon-Els.

the idea i've had for a while is Tim slowly starting to date pre-Flashpoint!Kon again. it feels familiar and like home. and Tim has grieved and accepted that wherever New-52!Kon is, he doesn't want to come home, he didn't love TIm enough to stay and try. so Tim takes the Kon he has, and genuinely has a happy relationship. like for once, life is good and things almost make sense for Tim. but then, of course, New-52!Kon comes back. he decides he wants to try again and he finds Tim. only to find well. he's been replaced. and technically, he's been replaced with the *original* that he didn't even know *existed*. and if being a clone is bad enough, that just makes it a hundred times worse. because imagine knowing you're actually the second Kon-El your boyfriend who you never *technically* broke up with fell in love with. that's gotta give you some kind of complex.

so i think it's fun if both Kons try to step back and let the other Kon date Tim. both of them have reasons to feel like the "replacement" or "fake" Kon, and it makes them incredibly awkward with each other. do they count as the same person? bc they definitely don't *feel* like the same person to each other, but with weird timeline stuff, who can really say. them settling on an awkward throuple that's really meant to be Tim just dating them both but somehow they end up dating each other too is so fun for me. they both feel like imposters to the Superboy name but are so deeply in love with Tim Drake, it's the one thing truly connecting them. and then of course, Tim feels bad in that somehow, he's betraying both of them for having feelings for the other. but they make it work, with a lot of awkward angst and miscommunication. i just think it'd be fun. very difficult to write to get all the weird timeline nuances down in a way that's understandable in a fanfic (bc you can't just. infodump like i did on this post) but doable. also difficult to tag, because even though i argue these are two different characters, i'm pretty sure Ao3 groups them under the same character tag. so it'd be difficult to convey it's not *really* as selfcest-y as it would imply. comics, man. DC will never acknowledge New-52!Kon again, and he's admittedly a terrible adaptation of Kon-El, but. i think he was sort of neat in his own right and i'd *love* for DC to just inexplicably bring him back and make the current Kon deal with the consequences of all that. and them make Tim kiss them both. obviously.

[yelyahrodrigo]

haven't been able to eat a mcdonalds hash brown since luigi

[teddybeartoji]

Wait omg I had a similar experience to that best friend anon

I was having a conversation with a friend and buying something online at the same time and I absentmindedly just asked "how long is 20 cm?" because it was in the measurements of the thing I was buying

And he immediately showed with his hands saying "this long" so I asked him how he immediately knows that and he just WINKED AT ME

I spent the next 2 days just daydreaming about that man I'll tell you. Casual confidence is EVERYTHING

STOPPP THAT'S SOO??!"=?!"?!"?!"=!??"?! i'd faint lmao you're so fucking right casual confidence IS everything godd i'm so fucking into it and i hate it sahgdgashgdhgsaghdhgsa i'm so weakk i am already on my knees and i don't even know this mf.............................

[hannyhannybee]

Hungarian sausage. Polish sausage.

...I'm easily entertained. (Also, maybe just a teeny tiny bit drunk, shhh.)

[alecscudder1987]

whenever i watch a movie tipsy the movie plays at the correct speed but whenever i watch a movie normal style it's too fast. would it kill a director to let a shot of a beautiful man linger

[minjiarchive]

thinking abt riding bora's face while she grips your thighs and moans into you harder when you start grinding on her nose...

[marshmellowtea]

do you have any headcanons for robert’s family/childhood/relationship history?

not as many as i do for chris of course LMAO but i have a few:

i'm of the firm belief that robert is smack in the middle of seven children, which is a huge part of the reason why he's Like That(tm). he has such extreme neglected middle child vibes to me alkjgdasl

i don't have super concrete headcanons for any of his siblings (other than ellie ofc but we'll get to her <3) but i do know that they're mostly if not entirely sisters (which is also part of the reason why he's Like That)

i also know robert absolutely ranks them in his head the same way he did the drama society in his masterclass lmao. obviously here though he's ranking them by how good of a sibling they are and these rankings change based on his whims except for his youngest sister who's at the bottom because he's jealous of her being the baby and he's petty like that lol

would being the youngest child have fixed robert. no he would've been so much worse. we're lucky things turned out the way they did LMAO

........rest of this post is going under a cut cuz in typical marshy fashion it got looooong lol. i guess i had more thoughts on this than i thought (or maybe writing this got me thinking about it more? hmmmm.......)

anyway one of his older siblings (if not the oldest one) is the one who had lucy. they did drop in his rankings after this happened but he raised them again after he realized he could make his poor niece take his acting lessons ghlkasdfk

ellie was already very low on his list (no major reason for this, they just argue a lot/don't generally get along) and she did drop to second to last after dating chris. she was saved from the absolute bottom of the list by the youngest sister grudge because that beef won out over his irritation and jealousy at her dating his rival lmao

as you can probably tell, i don't think robert has a great relationship with most of his siblings tbh. i think attention was a limited currency in the grove family, and so he considered them competition for his mother and father's attention, and they considered him competition right back. i don't think the grove parents intentionally tried to pit them against each other, but they were extremely sparing with who they gave attention and their affection to, so it was just a natural result of their neglect that their children would end up fighting for whatever little they did give out 😭

which is to say that while robert and chris both had cold, emotionally distant mothers, celia is obsessed with chris (particularly with regards to micromanaging him) and just pretends like she isn't, but robert's mother genuinely barely remembers he exists some days :')

and when she does remember he exists she's disappointed in him. RIP buddy

to once again contrast him with chris though, i really do think he's mostly over trying to convince his mother to love him. like, it's not gone, i don't think that kinda thing ever fully goes away and it can certainly be triggered by certain things (i think the coup was something that he ummm. totally very casually brought up to her to try to impress her and unfortunately she was not impressed in the slightest 😔), but he's definitely not endlessly and actively striving for it the way chris does.

no, instead he just has slightly inappropriate relationships with older women to chase that validation instead, especially those who are the mothers of his friends. fun! :D

related to both those points, i think that in summer once again, the "mother said i was all talk and no trousers" line was referring to his actual mother, and the "another spanking from mother" line was referring to a dominatrix he was seeing at the time, lmao. and the way sandra rolls her eyes when he says the latter makes me feel like he's definitely told her way too much about that situation ahgakldsjfkl

and he does call them both mother because he's a Freak with a capital F. listen, if shields, lewis, and sawyer didn't want me to interpret these characters this way they wouldn't have written those lines into the show, they're practically begging me to be freudian about it ghkladsjf

anyway! as far as his father goes, just like one raymond bean, he was way less involved in the kids' lives than his mother (who's. already pretty uninvolved. RIP). i think i saw a piece of lore saying his dad is a surgeon and tbh i like that idea, his father having some high paying job with long hours that keep him away from the house for extended periods of time, so i think i'm gonna keep it even if i'm misremembering :')

i think. robert is far less concerned with receiving his approval than his mother's lol. i think part of it is that with his father it already feels like a lost cause because he didn't go to anything ~important~ or ~sciencey~ in school, he pursued something creative instead, and so there was inherently no chance of impressing His Father The Impressive And Important Surgeon. another part of it is that his father was also around even less than his mother was, and robert tends to be a very out of sight, out of mind person when it comes to his emotional issues, so he didn't have much of a chance to dwell on it.

i think when it comes to his relationships to his parents in general though his need for approval from them specifically kind of subdued, at least when compared to chris. it's not that he doesn't have complexes about it, far from it, it's just that he's projected a need for attention from his parents onto other people around him instead of chasing their approval forever. a part of him understands that that ship has long since sailed in a way chris doesn't.

.....this wasn't mean to get so analytical ghlaksdfds i have to rein this back in so. ANYWAY. moving onto relationships lol

so.......this is where denise comes in. i actually haven't talked about her much, but i do have a lot of thoughts on her. let's see how much longer this post can get glkasdjfklsd

this may be controversial but i think robert was shockingly monogamous throughout his first few years of university. in my head, him and denise were high school sweethearts, met and started dating at age sixteen, and got married at age twenty and expected that they'd stay together forever

needless to say that Did Not happen lmao but i'm getting ahead of myself

anyway. outside of his weird situationship with chris, robert was super dedicated to denise, and their relationship actually was mostly functional for a while. they shared a similar sardonic (and occasionally dickish lol) sense of humor, they were pretty affectionate with each other, and they had similar goals in life.......at least at first. they had a very long honeymoon period where they didn't fight about anything, they went to the same university, there was an unspoken assumption that this was a soulmate never break up situation, both from robert and denise themselves and from their friends

which in speaking of their friends, i do think that because they were married at the time (again they married way too young), denise started out as a part of the chrissandrarobert friend group, and sandra and chris got along with her pretty well. in fact robert was kind of pissed off at how well chris and denise specifically got along, lmao (he had no problems with sandra and denise's friendship, but to be fair his and sandra's relationship was far less antagonistic ahglkasjdkf).

chris and denise weren't like, super close, but they clicked pretty well with each other and they'd play that up and pretend to be best friends just to piss robert off lol. and in their defense it was genuinely funny how actually annoyed it made him (especially when they pointed out their similarities to each other......god help him lmao)

yeah remember how i mentioned chris and robert's weird situationship. that wasn't The Factor that broke up the denise/robert marriage but it certainly didn't help hglkasdjfdsf. i think denise encouraged it at first cuz she found it funny and didn't think their homoerotic rivalry was a serious threat to their relationship at first......but then sandra informed her that robert was in fact bisexual (not realizing he wasn't out to her, she assumed he'd already told her, but he hasn't cuz he had some internalized biphobia issues and thought it'd make him less attractive to her) and well. then she started to get a little worried about how close those two were lol

again this was Not what broke up the relationship, though it certainly did not help :') i don't think denise is like, genuinely biphobic, but she is heterosexual and monogamous, and she did feel a little uncomfortable seeing him pseudo-flirting with his best-worst friend knowing that there was a chance he was genuinely attracted to him. which i think is pretty fair tbh, especially since he hadn't told her about his sexuality at first

(which, granted, was more about his own insecurity than an intent to cheat, but still. the communication around this particular situation was Not Great so she never really understood why he hid it and that just added to her discomfort 🥲)

tbh i think what contributed to the divorce is just the simple facts that 1) robert's worst traits only got Worse as time went on, so they got harder to ignore/excuse (and i don't think he ever abused her or intentionally hurt her, but he did get less sensitive over the years and denise is not the type of woman to let that slide) and 2) robert's dedication to the drama society was becoming more and more of an obstacle to the relationship

i think the actual divorce happened sometime between the play that goes wrong and peter pan goes wrong. to me denise is a firey, determined redhead who already knew she wasn't okay with watching her husband prioritize a drama society that's actively hurting him and their friends, and while i think there were a few disastrous performances before that already had her wavering and begging him to quit, the murder at haversham manor was so bad that it was just the final straw for her

tbh watching sandra get knocked out and the rest of them continuing on was probably the biggest thing that had her bowing out lol

i do think she still cares about him (and sandra and chris by extension) after everything, she just couldn't handle the disregard for their own and each other's safety anymore. that was too much for her

i think she's low contact with all of them, though occasionally she'll text them to make sure they're okay cuz she does still love them. it's just too hard to have them in her life, y'know? following that, she definitely does not follow play of the week, lmao, though she is simultaneously proud, disturbed, and baffled by their tenacity when it comes to their stage presences lol

though......and this is something that i've been thinking about writing as a fic for a while now (and that may or may not still happen. we'll see lol) but i do think that she does catch wind of how bad spirit of christmas was from her current friends (including the fact that robert mentioned never getting over her and that he lives in his car), and in a fit of protectiveness she willingly breaks her own boundaries and heads over to the theater to make sure her old flame and old friends are okay :')

i think she's the one who pushes robert to move in with dennis so he's no longer living in his car. she can't let him stay with her, but she does want him to be safe and have a comfortable place to live :')

i'm gonna end this here cuz it's a little too long as it is lol but it was fun to finally talk about this :D if you wanna hear more about this just lemme know ig i have more thoughts on robert than i realized lol

[cowardlycowboys]

anyway

[amiharana]

TRICK OR TREAT 😖🙌

happy halloween!! 🎃👻✨ as a treat, i'll write you a few revalink halloween hcs~

link would insist on going trick or treating even as adults, but it's because he looks so young he can pass as a teenager. revali can pretend to be his adult chaperone maybe LMAO

they could do so many couples costumes, but i'm thinking about playboy bunny link x hugh hefner revali because i was talking to my coworker the other day about how her bf wanted to be the bunny and she ended up being hugh hefner and i thought it was funny af

revalink pumpkin patch date 🥺🥺🥺 thinking ab revali posting pics of their date on his instagram later and it's all just candids of link looking effortlessly beautiful, glowing amongst the pumpkins, and also a few 0.5 shots of him and the both of them.

link carving fucking starry night van gogh into a pumpkin vs. revali making the dumb ahh punking meme

i think that revali would actually very fond of giving out candy to kids who are trick-or-treating 🥹

while link wouldn't even flinch at the scariest horror movies or them park jumpscares, revali is screaming before the scare actors even look at him

revali thinks candy corn is the work of the devil; link will eat all the candy corn they receive anyway

[stalactites]

remember when the average person on your television screen had a normal face. now in order to act you have to be an insane beauty from the future or you have to have purchased one of the three acceptable botox filler instagram faces.