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sparkliest-bard-bracket · 2 years ago
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cough cough
is this a response to that meme? Perhaps. Not meant as an attack btw, just want to bring some things to...light. (hehe, see what i did there? ....i'll see myself out)
Apollo Propoganda:
Contrary to popular belief, Apollo's love life is not as tragic or awful as people think. There's a whole post talking about it in fact. I would give a summary of it but it is looooong. Long story short, over 60% of his relationships end quite well and on good terms. 11% died, but 2% were apotheosized - meaning they were resurrected and made immortal.
Here's the link: https://www.tumblr.com/apollosgiftofprophecy/729992770117353472?source=share
Secondly, while he may not be the OG god of the sun, he is still the god of light no matter what :) In Greece, he brought the light of the sun to earth while Helios drives the sun chariot across the sky. When Rome came knocking and started conflating their gods with Greece's, Helios and Apollo got conflated with each other.
Also, Apollo eventually became The Most Important god in Rome - so important infact, that emperors claimed they were him incarnate.
Thirdly, he's bisexual as fuck. or pansexual. either/or, doesn't matter what label or even if he would use a label, all that matters is that he crushes on any and all genders.
Also contrary to popular belief, Apollo does not smite people on the regular. That's more Zeus's thing, tbh.
His songs do not make people sad, otherwise he wouldn't be playing in the halls of Olympus itself, nor would he jam out with the Nine Muses and his twin. Orpheus was the one playing sad songs after his wife died (rip).
Python was a deadly, horrifying earth-dragon that took over the Oracle of Delphi, Apollo's grandmother's sacred place, and Python also proceeded to chase Apollo's mother across the earth. At four days old he challenged the serpent and slaughtered it.
Like a boss.
Apollo may be the god of prophecy, but that does not mean he brings tragedy upon everyone who seeks the counsel of Delphi. All his priestess does is warn them of what's to come, and lo and behold, the idiots create their doom themselves. He's a guardian of prophecy, not its creator/controller.
Also, Apollo doesn't have a lot of enemies??? IDK where that came from, because he's The Most Popular god. Greece loved him, Troy loved him, he's Zeus's favorite son, ect ect. Culturally speaking, Apollo was very integral in the life of Greece because he's the god of freaking civilization itself. He's pretty darn important and loved.
really his only confirmed enemy is Python. He has animosity with Eros, but that's really it. He's BFFs with Hermes, he and Artemis jam out at Delphi, he trusts Dionysus with the care of Delphi during the winter season, need I go on?
And finally...the hair? Uh...just read any classical myth that mentions Apollo's hair. Poets rave about how splendid, how gorgeous it is. He kept his hair unshorn. It was golden, making it sparkly. What more do you want?
anyway. that concludes my propaganda :)
thank you for coming to my tedtalk. #ApolloSweep
OKAY AMAZING ✨✨✨✨
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zipsunz · 9 months ago
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DANDADANDADANDADAN 👽👻
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feeelslikespace · 3 months ago
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the sky is falling like a comet, pretend it’s not the end of the world
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hinamie · 11 months ago
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itafushi nation how r we Feeling!!!!!!!!!!!
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jeonwonwoo · 7 months ago
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STRATEGY TWICE feat. Megan Thee Stallion (2024)
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molinaesque · 7 months ago
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"Tonight, a harebrained scheme these two bozos cooked up to turn a dank crack in the earth into a thriving, healthy community, became a reality." "Tonight, ey? You hear that, bozo #2? We made it. We're done." "Oh, you're sadly mistaken. I'm bozo #1."
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peterbparkers · 1 month ago
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Emotional, but just enough.
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dinkykate · 2 months ago
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the helly r woagh/wow supercut
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mjfass · 30 days ago
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eyeoftheeagle · 1 month ago
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graveflowerss · 6 months ago
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You were blinding, and I thought: Who are you? Who am I? Inspiration (aside from chimera ant arc)
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erabu-san · 11 months ago
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Emilie !
Plus a timelapse 🫡 sorry i forgot to record when I started sketching 😭
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ministarfruit · 4 months ago
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yuri month day 22: please trick me ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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somewherefornow · 2 months ago
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BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN + HIS VISION of JASON TODD/RED HOOD in BATMAN: AS THE CROW FLIES
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bugprinz · 12 days ago
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lezzing out in my head with her
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rheasbrvtality · 2 months ago
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THEY ARE EVERYTHING
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