#andi is baffled

[kr0t1]

Um...um...well you said requests are open...and um...I really love your art so...I hope it won't bother you if request jandi in your style...ok bye! *runs away*

thanks!!! <3

here some jandi to you

[wasongo]

Nil and I decided to read ACCA 13 after watching it some months ago. I wanted to draw the Lilium brothers (because I'm in love with them) and Grossular.

[susieandhobbes]

I feel bad because Ayo is clearly legitimately pissed about the baseball video of her and Jeremy blowing up like this and her feelings are valid but in my extremely unprofessional and not at all certified PR perspective - she/her team are handling it SO BADLY.

Deleting her tik toks or IG pics, not dropping another vogue partnership video that (allegedly) was coming today, reposting that video about filming people in public - BABY THE STREISAND EFFECT!!!

The more rattled you seem, the more the internet is going to think they caught you at something and the harder they're going to read into everything. Hell, half the people who saw the video were like "oh this must be a marketing strategy" and while that makes literally no sense because you don't promote a ~platonic~ friendship by stirring up dating rumors, it was still something people were willing to believe. She should have posted "anyway The Bear Season 3 airs June 27th! Go cubs" on her IG story and kept it pushing

[motley-cunt]

y’know how they say men who like cats are a green flag

[not-quite-so-intrepid-hero]

Finale Quotes to Live By

“You’ve got your whole lives ahead of you [with] a wide world of possibilities, all of it is in your grasp. What can stop you when you take life into your own fucking hands?”

“All it takes is the bravery to connect and say that you belong, and you find a place that you would commit to having be your home.”

“No matter how old you are, always, there is a new adventure waiting around the corner.”

“If you take life by the fucking horns and you never quit and you never die and you never stop blowing up, all of these dreams can come true.”

“You are real, you are everything, and everything is you.”

[bartletslesbians]

Rewatched Election Night and the way Toby berates Andy like she's too stupid to know how a pregnancy works and then suggests she marry him again next month in the SAME three sentences 😭 I love this man but dude why did you think that was gonna work? How would that make her say yes? He's not even asking her to marry him anymore, just telling her to announce a wedding already. Of course she says no.

"You don't think they'll notice you're the size of a school?!" At like 8 weeks max, just cause she was frustrated her pregnancy got leaked before 12 weeks (in case of miscarriage) immediately followed by "and then you say you'll be remarried to me soon, you're thinking Christmas." How did he THINK she was going to react to this? In what world would that conversation end in "yeah sure, let's get married in like a month and a half"? How did he think this would play out?

[the-nation-of-today]

Rewatching this interview for giffing purposes and I found the clearest portrayal of what the Londy relationship is like all the time

[astrid-beck]

I've seen people calling it biphobic to say laudna and imogen are lesbians bc they show interest in men and putting aside any of my many personal opinions about labels and critical role and headcanons and exandrian queerness and all of that. I actually straight up don't know who we're referring to. Is it Pretty the cook that they went on a 5-person date with. Are we talking about Whitestone Andy.

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

honestly i am still thinking about the fact the the code word on the setlist for the kids aren’t alright was kroger, chad kroger

wtf does that even mean

[twilighttrekkie]

shout out to the exactly zero (0) lyra fans on here this is for you

here have a very rushed art class pop art assignment i just speedran making in under an hour

my show isn't even out yet so y'all have no reason to know who lyra even is lmao but they're cool trust me (i am not biased at all)

[nopedontknow]

Ryou is shocked

[vanisa-ray]

FOR. REAL. i never understand all those edits of people actually shipping sal x andie. like babe SHE WAS CHEATING ON HIM + WAS STRAIGHT UP TOXIC TO HIM. and those are couple goals for you???

The way the only bad thing Andie did in the show was leaking Nat's nudes. Like no she was a shit friend and a shit girlfriend to sal. Idgaf what she was going through, that doesnt give it an excuse and as you read more you're supposed to sympathise with her LATER in the books, not the first one.

If they plan on renewing the shows theyre gonna have a shit ton of plot points to make up for

[the--falling--titan]

reading the martain, I was always a little baffled as to why Mark never mentioned listening to his own music or watching his own tv that he decided to bring. I always chalked it up to the book being written in 2011, and how on earth could Andy Weir predict squid games or chappal roan or any of the billions of other things that'll be created in the next ten years. the only reasonable way to put in any real life media is to make a character who really likes old music and tv, hence, captian Lewis' media consumption.

But it's not just that, is it? Because never once did Mark ever mention even listening to a song he liked. He consumed the media that his crewmates chose to bring with them so that he would feel less alone. Because it is so much less lonely to be surrounded by things that others loved than by things only you have ever loved.

[lookingformoondrop]

ok but Can you image the total shit show it’d be if reader somehow rizzed up BOTH Andrew and Ashley?? 😨 literally preying. Like imagine reader is not necessarily popular, but they definetly are one of the most attractive people in the class if not the most

Andrew Graves x Reader x Ashley Graves

TW: Some nasty cat fights between the Graves siblings, everyone has a potty mouth, mentions of unaliving eachother, not proofread, reader just wanted a cookie.

♥︎Notes: This was actually so fun to write. I always love writing arguments between my two favorite assholes and watching it burn from there. Enjoy this messy headcannon and sorry it took so long<3.♥︎

Someone call the police, ain't no one coming out of this alive.

First, we gotta start with how you rizzed up the siblings. Starting with Andrew,

I can already see that to get through Andrew's heart, you gotta be funny.

Yes I know that this brooding son of a bitch is dressed in only dark colors, but he values some humor and I feel like the way through his heart is that.

You were in class chatting with a classmate near Andrew's desk when the classmate brought up your history teacher. Uptight, strict, and a prick, you said, "If he berates me anymore for my red pen, his head will go so far up his ass he'll find his own bullshit."

Unexpectedly, both of you heard a snort. Searching for the source, you saw Andrew covering his mouth with his hand, horrified by the sound he had just made.

You smiled at him and brushed off the snort to the classmate, "I think we're hearing things."

That truly made his heart flutter.

He had started sitting closer to you after that. Whenever he got ready in the mornings for school, an extra step in his routine was to hope that you were coming too.

"Hey Andrew," you walked by Andrew's desk.

"Y -Y/N! Hi..." Andrew mentally cussed himself our for the stutter.

It was dumb...really dumb.

But it made Andrew smile and feel giddy when he walked home.

I feel like Andrew would be very tame when it came to his feelings for the reader.

He'd blush when you're around and check in with you to make sure you're okay. He'd be too embarrassed to actually ask you out, but he would definitely try to find excuses to hang around you.

Now, the only natural explanation for Ashley's involvement with you would be that she saw her brother with a dumbass grin one day and HAD to investigate.

So, how did you rizz up Ashley?

Well, it's simple, really,

She went to your house to get a clear look at you and saw you dancing through the window,

You were fun and disgustingly too kind.

("Idiot")

But somehow, that fun energy intrigued Ashley. You would smile at her randomly when she corssed the street. You had no idea who she was, and yet that smile irked Ashley (in a somehow pleasant way).

"Hey guys!" She cheerfully entered the classroom doorway, a spring in her step.

Andrew turned to look at the voice and immediately felt a muscle in his forehead twitch. "Great," he thought, "another one of Ashley's ploys so that she can harass any woman out of my life."

You, of course, were baffled at seeing this girl suddenly love up on you, but judging by Andrew's murderous smile towards her, you figured they were related somehow.

But instead of Ashley being an ass towards the reader, she began to cling to their arm.

This began a looooong sequence of events where it would go one of the following ways,

You'd go to a spot around town, invite one of the Graves siblings, and no matter how secluded, isolated, unknown, or illegal said spot was, the other Graves sibling would find and join you.

This definitely opens the possibility of more intense sibling fights.

I say intense, but it's more like,

"SAY HER NAME ONE MORE TIME ASHLEY AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

"DO IT ANDY, DO IT, I DARE YOU. WHAT WOULD MY Y/N THINK ABOUT A MURDERER, YOU FUCKFACE!"

The fights would get so loud that the neighbors would call the police

By the time the police came to knock at the door, Ashley was pulling Andrew's hair and trying to put him in the washing machine, while Andrew was clawing at Ashley's face and trying to smack her head against said machine.

When Andrew (and for some reason) Ashley came to school, you were startled by how banged up both of them became. Still, when you asked about it, all they did was brush you off (and stomp on each other's toes when you weren't looking).

While they did loath each other for trying to steal Y/N from one another, they never doubted the protection they felt they owed to Y/N.

Some random classmate decided to hit on you and make you verryyyy uncomfy. When you recounted the tale to Andrew, he refused to leave you alone for weeks, constantly fantasizing about bashing the guys face in.

ASHLEY ON THE OTHER HAND would absolutely demolish any shithead who tried hitting on you. "They needed to be punished!" Is the last thing she said, and the last time you ever saw that classmate.

Was it risky? Yes. Did Andrew scold her for it? Yes. Did either one of them regret it? Hell no.

Overall, the entire relationship is a complete shit show. And even if you begged them to play nice, they'd still fight over you.

"Ashley, can you help me? I can't reach that cookie jar."

Ashley sprung up from her seat. "Sure thing, N/M~" But just as Ashley was going to reach for the jar, Andrew pushed her into a pile of trash bags in the kitchen and proceeded to grab the jar for you.

"Here you go, Y/N," Andrew smiled at you while you panicked on who to check in with first.

Suddenly, from the pile of trashbags came, "Andrew, you ass!"

Fight or flight kicked in, and you immediately bolted out of their kitchen. Having remembered plenty of their fights, you decided that for today, you were perfect content with just going home. That was enough Graves for today...

"ASS-KISSER!"

"BROWN-NOSER!"

Yeah, that was plenty of Graves for today.

Thank you for the ask!<3

[flutterbyoz]

As well as it being completely ridiculous, baffling and nonsensical, I find the fact that some people think Andy would return to TWD without Danai truly hilarious!

What story are they coming up with in their heads to make that scenario even the tiniest bit logical or realistic?

Where are Michonne and the children supposed to be while Rick is with Daryl and Carol or even worse Maggie and Negan?

Is Rick just breaking his promise to Michonne about them never being apart again?

Is he just up and leaving the love of his life and their children after being apart for 8 years, despite everything he said in TOWL?

As well as people not understanding Rick and his love and devotion to his wife and kids but I don't think they truly realise how much of a team Andy and Danai are. How close they are, how much they support, care and trust each other and how dedicated they are to telling Richonne's story.

In this franchise, where you find one you will undoubtably find the other, its just how it works and the sooner people accept that the better.

[uprightpillar]

There are some things that no one teaches you, love

Summary: You're having bad period cramps. Andy helps, as he always does.

Rating: General Audiences

Tags: fluff

Word Count: 842

Author's Note: This is my first attempt at RPF, I hope you like it! It goes without saying that I don't know Hozier irl. Big thank you to @man-i-love-fanfiction for both convincing me to write in the first place and being the kindest, most enthusiastic and supportive friend and reader (ily).

Requests are open if you're so inclined!

AO3 link / fic under the cut

"Baby?" Andy stands in the door frame, big eyes filled with concern, obviously having overheard the muffled sobs coming from your room. You'd tried to keep them in, but they just kept coming, kept wracking your body.

"I'm sorry, baby, I know you're in a meeting, I didn't want to disturb you." You say. Or, attempt to say. It's hard to make out the sentence through your tears. Luckily, Andy knows you well enough to piece together what you're saying and as soon as it dawns on him, he more or less runs to your side.

"Baby no, you don't need to be sorry for anything," he says as he wraps his arms around you in a tight hug. "Just tell me what's wrong and how I can make it better."

He rubs soothing circles into your back and waits for the sobs to subside. You don't immediately volunteer the problem, so he pulls back, just a little, so that he can make eye contact with you.

"What is it darling? Bad brain day? Migraine? Hips?" As he rattles through your list of common ailments and you shake your head at each one, his worry increases.

Wordlessly, you move his hand down to your stomach, and his other hand instinctively mirrors the placement on your back.

"Is it back again?" His tone is gentle and kind, and you can feel how much he wishes he could absolve you of this pain. You nod, not wanting to say it out loud but needing him to know all the same.

"Cramps too, or just the general shittiness of it?" You love this man with your whole heart. He knows you well and knows exactly how to dance around the words without ever making you feel unseen. Well, he is a wordsmith, after all.

"Cramps too." You manage to grit out between the waves of pain. "Really bad ones."

"Okay love, I'm gonna go and grab you a hot water bottle and some painkillers and then you can try and go to sleep, yeah?"

You manage to utter your assent, still doubled over with pain and nausea while he goes to gather the promised items.

When he comes back a few minutes later, you can't stop a soft smile from spreading across your face. The man is ridiculous when it comes to looking after you. He's nudging the door back open with his foot and peering over a comically large pile of things as he narrowly avoids tripping over his own feet.

As he all but flings the contents of his arms onto the bed, a small laugh escapes you. You arch an eyebrow at him as he crawls up to sit next to you.

"Andy, why in gods name have you brought half the house up here?" God you love this man.

"Well, my love, let me show you what I've got up my sleeve."

Along with the painkillers (gratefully gulped down with a glass of water) and the hot water bottle (already settled against your abdomen by one of his large hands), he seems to have brought enough snacks to sustain a small army, a variety of board and card games, one of his hoodies, a cuddly toy, a laptop, a fan and your favourite soft drink. He shows you each of the objects, reminding you both of how sweet he is, and how baffling he can be sometimes.

"You're going to need to explain a bit, Andy, I'm not exactly at my best right now and I'm struggling to connect the dots a little."

Of course, he's only too happy to oblige.

"Well sweetheart, the food and drink is fairly self explanatory I think. This," he says, indicating the cuddly toy "is for if you need to squeeze something or hold onto something as well as me. The hoodie is because I know you like to be in something oversized when you're going through this, especially if it's mine."

He stops for a moment, looking down at you and then laughs when he sees you are, in fact, wearing the t-shirt he changed out of before his zoom call this morning.

"But I see you've beaten me to it on that front. Anyway, the games and the laptop are in case you can't sleep and need a distraction. And then there's the last thing."

You look at him, confused, not having spotted any other objects. It looks like he's not going to elaborate without prompting though, so you ask him what the last thing is.

"Me, of course."

If anything, that's made you more confused. You know he's got a busy day planned - that's why you were trying not to disturb him, after all.

"I rearranged my meetings. I know this is tough on you and I just want to take care of you as best I can. We can cuddle til you fall asleep, or watch a movie, or play something if you need distracting. Whatever you need, I'm here with you."

You might be in extreme pain right now, but you know you have never felt more loved.