#androoidhell

[askthewheatleyverse]

for boss :-) maybe i’ll make more for the rest of the gang

You- You drew me? Really, you did that? I-

HA! O- Oh my god, that’s incredible! Captured my likeness perfectly, gotta say! Intimidating. A grade on that one, mate, that’s brilliant!

Ehhh. Didn’t make him look lame enough.

NO! No, don’t- don’t listen to her! Nope! That is NOT- …Just. No. It’s fine as it is. It’s fine. No lameness required, just to be clear.

Ehe. I- I think I’m hanging this up somewhere, actually.

((OHMYGODJDIFJROFBFOFKF THANK YOU))

[askthewheatleyverse]

ok gang so whats the plan... how do u guys fix the gate?? is there a button to press or whatt ???

Uhmmm… well, to be honest, I’m not quite sure. What to do here. At the moment, it’s in pieces, so. Errr. Can’t imagine any buttons will fix that… hmm…

Ehhh, I bet we can figure it out! Probably can just, I don’t know, bang metal together until something sticks. Can’t be that hard, right?

Well, no, you aren’t supposed to bang metal together, really. It’s a bit more complicated then that, obviously.

You’ve got to add at least some tape on top of that! Preferably the colored tape, makes it look pretty!

OOOOOH, CAN THE TAPE BE PINK?!

[askthewheatleyverse]

I COME BACK TO THIS... WHEATLEYT STAY WITH ME !!

I’M FINE! I’m fine! I- I- I mean, I’m still on fire! But not- Y- Oh, y- you know what I mean- !

Are you sure?! I- I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean to do that, I… uh…! Oh dear…!

…I- Is it possible that water would work… now?

NO!

okay

[askthewheatleyverse]

boss i hope u know ur my favorite... ur such a cutie pie.... what sorta tests have u being cooking up?? anything intresting?

Yep! That’s right! That’s right, right there, that’s me! Bit of a fan favorite among you, uh… things. Can’t blame you. I AM very cool, very smart, very… cute? Y- You know, cute isn’t quite the word I’d use, but I’ll take it! I’ll take it. That works, I think.

I- I swear, he’s getting worse. I would bet MONEY that he’s getting worse. I’m going to die here-

Well then! Suppose I could spare the details of some recent experiments we’ve been running. Why not, you know? You asked nicely. See, as of late I’ve noticed, like, we’ve got all these panels, just lying around, staying still, not doing ANYTHING! Just making normal boring walls, all the time, and- and all that! Bit of a waste, isn’t it?

SO! I thought up this BRILLIANT idea for a test, where the panels MOVE and you’ve got to keep up with them. I know, right?! Absolutely genius! I don’t know how we haven’t thought of this already, this is GOLD right here, I’ll tell ya! And it’ll be COMPLETELY random, the whole movement thing, so you’d NEVER be able to predict it! So it’s new everytime! Basically a completely different test, how about that?!

And then besides that, besides that, um, basic idea we’ve got there, we’ll fill the place up with the sludge, add a little danger to it. And then- And then LASERS too! Which ALSO change positions! Which are ALSO random! HAH-HAH, god, it’s absolutely incredible! Isn’t it? Science at its finest here. Absolute banger-

I don’t think you know what “science” means.

SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP OR YOU AND A ROOM FULL OF EXPLOSIVES ARE HAVING A CHAT TOMORROW

Okay.

[askthewheatleyverse]

boss and the real wheatley should be best of buds... wheatley im sure u can relate to boss even a lil bit

You’re serious? You’re serious, y- you want me to be “best buds” with THIS guy? Really?

HAH, now, THAT’S funny! That’s a really good joke there, mate! Honestly, I don’t even know how this guy is supposed to BE me. What would this mess relate to regarding me, exactly? What- What would you know about me, eh?

Uh- Y- Well, um…!

…Your mum! That’s what!

I- I’m sorry, WHAT did you just say about my mum?!

I honestly do NOT know, neither of us even HAVE a mum!

WELL, THAT SOUNDED INSULTING AND I REALLY DON’T APPRECIATE IT!

GOOD, THAT WAS THE INTENTION I THINK!

[They both start yelling at each other just out of earshot. Seems like that’s a no.]