#anonymous clangen confession box

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in my defense: i do not control the hyperfixation.

tundraclan was founded by three kits, inspired by loner challenges. one of the founders died early and another kept having her mates and kits die young (and deputies... and medicine cats... sorry for the lasting grief, elkstar). but one founder's bloodline has lived on for all 2500 moons and im very proud of that.

my favorite story from the clan so far took place around its 1500th moon, when the medicine cat scorchmoon was tasked with carrying out an exorcism. see, there was this dark forest cat, cicadasky, who kept getting statuses of wanting revenge on the clan and trying to contact living cats, and shortly afterward a kit was born who coincidentally looked a lot like her. so i decided that cicadasky got herself reborn as cicadakit. except cicadakit had a soul of her own and wasn't keen on sharing her body with some evil ghost. to cicadasky's surprise, the kit she inhabited was spiritually strong and capable of preventing her from doing anything worse than some petty mischief, not quite the epic revenge plot she had in mind. when she was 22 moons old, the now-warrior cicadashadow's mate told her she was pregnant, and that was the push cicadashadow needed to evict her dark forest parasite for good. she approached scorchmoon, and the two traveled to a fallen meteor that was a sacred place for the clan, believed to have been sent directly from starclan. with the holy power nearby, and a rushing river below, scorchmoon banished cicadasky back to the dark forest, but not before cicadasky gathered the last of her strength and shoved scorchmoon into the river. fortunately scorchmoon survived and went on to raise a family with her polycule, and cicadashadow changed her name to cicadalight and eventually went on to become leader. unfortunately cicadastar's mate and kits would die tragically young, a curse that seems to haunt most of my leaders since the beginning.

anyway it's crazy what lore you can come up with based solely on in-game statuses and timeskip events. im having lots of fun

oh my GOSH

that is such a compelling story i WISH i was this creative

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Just had the CRAZIEST event. I was just vibing. Doing a tortie challenge. Since I'm very sympathetic I let two kinds of cats stay in the clan. 1. disabled cats who probably couldn't make it on their own, 2. kittens until their apprentices, and 2.5, injured cats until their healed. Now. I have a cat with her litter hanging out in the clan rn. I am simply vibing. The kittens are a moon old. Very small very pathetic you know the drill.

I do the time skip. I see the "You have no deputy!" banner. I'm like oh holy shit what happened. I scroll down. The deputy, Rainbowsky. Shoved off a cliff. Murdered. Shocked, I tap the "involved cats" button.

Spindlekit is listed.

A TWO MONTH OLD KITTEN MURDERED MY DEPUTY. "DAYDREAMER" "INTERESTED IN CLAN HISTORY" A CHILD KILLED MY DEPUTY?? I AM IN SHOCK. how. how. how. you have been here for a MOON and you hated rainbowsky so much you shoved her off a cliff. why.

oh…. boy?

A LITTLE BABY NOT EVEN TEENAGER

a BABY?

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lifegen update: Ghost is now named Ghostmoon and everyone keeps injuring their legs. A whole lot of the colony have weak legs, including her own brothers Hareseeker and Lightpelt (Hareseeker has a weak leg and Lightpelt is missing their leg). I’m starting to think this colony has a curse of sorts when it comes to injuring legs since I’m playing this as a future version of my current warriors story

NOT THE HORRORS BEYOND COMPREHENSION (leg breakers)

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was playing lifegen for a pretty girlie named Ghost and one of the other medicine cats (Tawnyspots) got caught in a twoleg trap. Moon log said that they mangled their leg. They healed, but they not only had a scar on their leg, but also their neck. This made me realize that more than likely: they got caught in a fox trap that cut their neck, and they wedged their paw in between the trap and their neck to try to escape but only got injured further before someone freed them.

Lifegen is brutal man

NOOOOO :( the little babs :(( THATS SO SAD

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I just started playing Snowclan and there’s already so much drama. A loner (named Flightfreckle) was saved by a patrol from a dog. They develop a crush on the warrior Frogstalk, who doesn’t reciprocate it. Frogstalk then proceeds to have kits with another warrior (Patchdrizzle) even though they have no romantic like for each other and aren’t mates.

oh mein gott that is insanity 😭😭😭 THAT HAD TO BE A SPITE FUCK

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So my clan was really small and no one could mate because they were all siblings because half the clan was adopted MY THE MEDICINE CAT (literally he adopted 72 kits) HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A MATE

THE MOST SINGLE DAD EVER

OMG

i support this

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MY LEADER DIED AND THEN MY MEDIATOR KILLED A CAT LIKE WTF, WAS CHAFFINCHSTAR HOLDING YOU BACK OR WERE YOU TIRED OF WEBCHEST’S CRAP BURGERPELT ?!

burgerpelt is a bomb ass name

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One of my clans got two MASS EXTINCTION EVENTS at once. One was by a yellowcough epidemic which I tried to prevent by sending my medicine cats in patrols with no success, and the other one was by badger attacks.

I don't know how my clan still managed to get more cats after all of that, there was like, 15 or something from 50 whatever cats in LOL

this is why i don’t play with mass extinction events 😭

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In my current clan (which is only 40+ moons in) I have a medicine cat named Snowfeather who had half clan kits. After he brought them back a lot of the clans moodlets through the moons were “eavesdropping on Snowfeather” and Snowfeathers were stuff like “wants to stop being alone” and “wishes people understood him.”

When his kits became warriors the medicine den was ransacked, herbs destroyed, or blown away multiple times in the year and I decided for drama purposes StarClan was mad at him. Well…..

Next year his tail gets mangled by a fox (he was the only med cat at the time) and as soon as it healed a tree fell on his tail and he had to amputate it. Thankfully the game realized I needed help so it appointed a kit to become a med cat apprentice. And I’m not lying when I say 2 moons into Sunrisepaws apprenticeship Snowfeather got his front leg in a trap and this baby child with no experience had to amputate it WHILE HE WAS STILL RECOVERING FROM THE MISSING TAIL. Everyone is getting sick or hurt and all the responsibilities lie on this child’s shoulder throughout her entire apprenticeship.

Now she’s a full med cat and Snowfeather is finally healed and can go on his FIRST patrols with her.

life really started hitting snowfeather with a wooden cane and NEVER stopped huh?

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started a new clan for the tortie challenge and. i had a loner join with 2 moon old kits. you know what she did ONE moon later? get pregnant again. lesbian slut istg (i love her. that is affectionate)

also i managed to roll four out of five tortie kits in one litter like. the LUCK

tbh this is my uhh fifth ? time attempting a tortie only clan bc i always failed and my clans kept dying out soso quickly but i am having so much luck with this one :3 so many silly lesbian torties :33

OMG SILLY LESBIANTORTIES!! WHIMSY AND JOY. I LOVE THST FOR YOU

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Do you have any clangen stories of your own? If so I’d like to hear them if you’re okay with that!

merci beaucoup for asking. i do have a story acrually

the clan has since been deleted but i had a pretty kitty in my lifegen game called vixenkit. she’s beautiful and successful. i can’t rememebr exactly how her story went but she had a father named chervillion or something like that. dude was a flake and came back to the clan when she was an app but he loved her. her life is going pretty good, she has two littermates, one of which for whatever reason hates her guts. sorry she’s beautiful bitch?????

so miss vixen ends up having a crush on fellow warrior littleleap. he’s a beautiful wonderful splendid tom only a few months older and she falls HEAD over heels, he does too, and life seems to be.. A MOON FUCKING LATER HE DIES. THE MOON AFTER THEY BECAME MATES. BRO DIED

vixen is struck with the most horrendous grief ever. she just lost her BOYFRIEND and life SUCKS so then her other non committal long distance boyfriend decides to start hitting her up (icyslip) and she’s like oh… ok… rizz me up…. she gets rizzed and they have a bunch of babies long story short. the complicated part is a moon before they became mates mr icyslip had babies with a woman vixen couldn’t STAND and vixen ends up hating one of her stepsons TREMENDOUSLY. fast forward after icy and vixen have had a few litters, said stepson IS MURDERED, and vixen starts feeling bad (she wasn’t the culprit). she’s like ah….. damn…. didn’t really like you or your mom but it’s whatever. i’m depressed i guess cause my husband likes you.

a few moons forward and vixen’s littermate that hates her gets a mate and has kids. cool. and great even. then her sister’s mate DIES and the kids are FUCKING FATHERLESS and vixen has to console her sister who hates her. it sucks ass. and THEN, vixen loses THREE KIDS in ONE MOON and then she dies of grief a moon later

so much for her 😭

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I used to have a Clan-- and I'm planning on restarting it, since I'm on a new laptop and lost my files --called HopeClan tha was made up of mostly kits and apprentices, and was led by a fourteen moon old cat named Brindlestar. HopeClan was so tight knit. I'd come up with the idea that the Clan was renamed to HopeClan after Brindlestar took control because they needed to have hope and they lived in a hidden little area away from any other Clan because the reason all their adults were gone was a massacre by another Clan.

Milkstripe was the deputy and was closer to two years old-- in the canon she was one of the only ones who survived the final battle, but she couldn't get back to HopeClan until after Brindlestar had taken his lives. Milkstripe was the medicine cat (Amberstripe)'s older sister and the two were deeply close, as all of the founders were.

And then Brindlestar died, less than a year into the Clan. And Milkstripe became leader.

She named Ivyblotch, a recently named warrior, as her deputy. Brindlestar's death crushed the Clan-- they'd already been losing members, but to lose Brindlestar? To lose the one who claimed that they needed to have hope?

The Clan may have been growing, with the introduction of loners, but-- but the founders just kept dying. And there was nothing Milkstar could do to stop it.

And so she called Ivyblotch and Amberstripe, the only other founders left at that point, into her den. And she suggested disbanding the Clan.

The other two hated it. The other two hated the idea of it, but-- well. Milkstar was the leader.

I don't have the Clan anymore but I do want to start it over again someday because the drama that can happen from this setup is just always So Fun.

WAIT CAUSE I DIG THIS IDEA. YOUR MIND EVEN

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Here be the stripe girlies :)

THEY ARE BWAUTIFUL

beautiful angel.s.

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I had a clan where two sisters, the 2 daughters of the deputy, generated with the same suffix. One of them (Slopestripe) was a healer so I imagine her sister (Ebonystripe) finished training a bit before her, and when she went to get her full healer name she insisted on sharing a suffix with her sister

awww 🥹🥹🥹

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So I was playing the web version of clangen for funsies and some dude brought back a litter of three kits. Then the next moon a patrol finds an abandoned kit. Well GUESS WHAT the abandoned kit's name is Nightkit. One of the kits from the litter is also named Nightkit and since web version of clangen is kinda broken and doesn't let you change the names I just had two Nightkits. (I shall be calling them Grey and Black because those were their fur colours)

Then a few moons later one of the Starclan cats found themselves in one of the Nightkits' dreams, so I checked on them and it said Grey had a nightmare, so I assumed she got the dream and decided I would make Grey a healer.

So a moon after Grey becomes a healer apprentice, Black becomes a apprentice aaand his personality is strange. I also checked on Grey and it says she is dreading her apprentice duties. I think I accidentally switched their destinies whoops

NDBEOWHEWND love it when A Higher Power just fucking full force slams me into my destiny

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So one time I decided to do the loner challenge and one of the apprentices left behind looked just like the previous deputy, so I wrote it into the story that she was the reincarnated deputy. The next moon the two other cats died. She really was destined to be the protagonist from the start.

main character syndrome is REAL