#anyway I'm going to bed

[cookinary]

I do not control the part of my brain that makes the AUs

hhhhhh notes about this under the read more

AU where Simon has managed to chain God to control it to his will

God, looking for help, detected P's potential and decided to turn him into an angel to increase P's chance of victory

Otherwise the story remains the same

At the start of the game, Sophia's butterfly reached P as normal, but as soon as P woke up, everything around him darkened and a booming voice told him "Puppet of Geppetto, I see your potential and I need your help. Allow me to grant you higher powers to help on your journey."

Then P felt a searing pain on both sides of his back, and when the darkness receded, he realized he now had gigantic wings and a halo

All in all, P is very confused about his situation but he just goes with it

P is actually mute in this AU, becoming an angel gave him a mental connection with Gemini who now speaks for him when needed (Gemini usually starts his sentences with "My pal here says—" when speaking for P)

Basically when God turned P into an angel, it noticed its chosen little guy was unable to speak (which isn't very practical mind you) and thus woke Gemini up as well and gave the two a connection

Being an angel grants him even more strength and nearly infinite stamina

He can use his halo as a throwable item with infinite uses

Upon death, instead of time being rewinded to the last moment where P was intact, P is fully revived on the spot

It does leave opportunities for enemies to take advantage of this to torture him, but God would intervene if worst comes to worst

Needless to say, Geppetto is very confused upon meeting with his son

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Daniel Brühl as Karl Lagerfeld BECOMING KARL LAGERFELD 2024・1x01 Mercenaire du prêt-à-porter

[bapydemonprincess]

only on the second chapter after being back from the hiatus and already seeing the familiar rise of complaints about lack of something or other, something off, something looks weird, the pacing sucks, they're acting off, the- hey what if kuroshitsuji never existed and ya'll never ever got to this point and never got to know these characters how about that :)

[papasbaseball]

I love enlightening my friends to just how weird he is and how down bad I am for him.

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

well i'm sad but i'm sad because it was such a fun season and such a great team and they did what no one believed they could do and i just wish they could've done it longer

[swan2swan]

People are calling Soyona Santos the evil version of Owen.

[palestporn]

==> 👑 ==> ♦️

(CW: references to canon-typical violence/ implied torture and execution, blood. Signless/Sufferer execution, etc. Caveat lector)

[arcane-vagabond]

Fool's Fare Jake has a major pain kink. Loves when Guppy sinks her teeth into his skin, hard enough to leave behind indents. He makes the prettiest little gasps and moans, eyes glazed over and jaw slack as he watches her. He whines when she rakes her nails down his stomach, the muscles there flexing as he arches up into her. His hands are gripping onto her hips so tightly, and he's begging for her to give him some relief.

They're not even to the main event yet. All they've removed is his shirt at that point

[lvmimis]

[normalaboutjungkook]

me locking in everytime I get asked about taekook

[active-mind-15]

I always toyed with the idea of drawing title cards for Accidental Siblings. I already have so many ideas for them, so I'll probably make multiple. Eventually...

[cookinary]

GOOD THING I HAD PLANNED TO ADAPT THE STORY OF MY FRIEND P TO WORK WITH THE DLC BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

[cassierobinsons]

we could have avoided a lot of dogshit meta if the same people in fandom who would rather smash their own genitals with a cinderblock than talk about anti-blackness in any meaningful way had not been given free reign to say monsterphobia is just like racism so they could pretend that their favorite mayo monkey was a victim of white supremacy

[satanfemme]

opened my for you page (my first mistake) and saw someone calling a tweet "transandrophobic" for saying not enough trans men are nice to women. some of you have lost the plot.

[fishiecomics]

Constantly wanting to infodump about Beastlife Fishie's lore and emotions, but having to keep it to myself for spoiler reasons is going to make me explode.

I've been having so much fun this season and I don't want it to end, but I also need it to end so I can talk about it.

[foxghost]

I'm reading Adam silvera's they both die at the end

Set in a universe where you get a phone call alert about your untimely death within the next 24 hours

And the audiobook just announced that I am, in fact, on chapter the end

And u know something

The title can be untrue if I stop reading

Nobody has to die