#anyway ignore me im thinking abt ocs. figuring things out

[velvetwyrme]

sometimes i listen to one song over and over again for weeks on end. other times i listen to AM's Hate monologue on repeat HFJFBDKS

[irlnorthshaw]

I miss maya! how well does she get along with the other invincible guys

AAAA I MISS HER TOO!!! but its nice to see that you guys like her bc im always scared talking abt ocs… sweats. ANYWAYS great question. id say she is okay with everyone but the IU guys are difficult to get along with so… if anything its their fault!!!

another thing for context: maya is a player but not in the starting lineup or anything. i think the super league operates differently from FIFA and this IS part of my women’s category AU so, it’s not like she CAN’T play either. she’s just there under apprenticeship for the time being but does play friendlies and sometimes even subs!

this is gonna be a long one so!! BUCKLE UP

skarra ::

oh my lord she does not fw this guy AT ALL. think he’s a massive prick and every conversation will 100% end up in an argument.

BUUUUT they play well together, she sets him up clean, he takes the shot, no problem. she hates to be that person but she is SO sure he’s gay and keeps dropping subtle questions about it

“are you gay?” “HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER???”

dingaan ::

she can’t lie, he annoys her at times but she does feel really bad for him bc the other guys treat him like shit. they don’t talk often but she’d rather practice with him than the others

sometimes she offers to hang out with him and they do!! they’d browse trinket stores together and probably sit down for a nice and chill lunch

dooma ::

pain in her ass. when she first joined the team, he ignored her and she had to REALLY fight for her place as a player with the rest of the guys.

i’ve said this before but dooma is like her vaguely evil and suspicious uncle figure

she helps him out with tactics and stuff bc she does spend her time observing games from the outside, so yes they are on semi good terms

automatic ::

had a crush on him but now that she has spent a good chunk of time at the team… yeah no

idk they probably did it once and decided they’d rather die than do it again LOL

she’s definitely the closest w him, they share the same humor and both try to spend the least amount of overtime after training

24/7 bonding (and by bonding i mean shittalking) over their connection w supa strikas. him being an ex player and her having a brother that plays for them

the web ::

she is a bit scared of him bc the guy barely talks. but they’ve never had a sour interaction or anything

vince ::

he respects her, she respects him even though she thinks he’s like a bit too much at times

he often asks for her input on certain things abt strategies and schemes (but she flat out refuses if it’s against supa strikas… other teams tho? she’s down)

he does piss her off sometimes bc even tho she isn’t a main player, he still treats and scolds her like one

“I HIRED YOU TO PLAY NOT TO CHAT AROUND!!!” “YOU DIDN’T EVEN PUT ME ON WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!”

[salon-maiden-anabel]

figuring out teams for characters who dont have canon teams/only partially full kinda fun sometimes .

I already have talked abt Argenta's team previously bc of CiaCM but im still sticking to my decisions . Meganium specifically is her old starter/possibly child of her original starter? still trying to decide. But Meganium is just such a Her pokemon to my brain in no way i could explain. Same with ninetales it just feels right. Dragonite from the tcg cards and Skarmory from pokemas. Apharos and Floarzel have less explanation else then the vibes just felt right for her

thorton bottom text. Most are from pokemas/one a reference to pokespe team. Rotom just Feels like a thorton 'mon and Cyclizar just feels right in my heart

Darach keeps his canon 5 + gains Haxorus as once again. Trust Me Bro.

Dahlia swaps out Medicham for Quaquaval ! It fits her dancing theme to a t as a fighting type more then Medicham. and also the more i can ignore medicham the better. Gourgeist and Dragapult reserves have just been smtn ive been thinking abt for a couple years now. Which accidentally means she has a lot of ghost types lol

Palmer doesn't change his team. lmao

for the hoenn brains i don't think most of them would shuffle their teams too much and stuff down the line but i do have Thoughts abt additional pkmn they'd have. Specifically how much Greta with a Zoroark would suck so severely it should be banned from the Battle Arena. which is exactly why she should have one. Same logic for Aegislash. "How would she have a Sneasler?" how do half these people have the legendaries they canonically have. Its free real estate.

Tucker's is mostly just following his trend of pokemon that would all later receive mega evolutions bc HOW did all his canon mon receive them. He's the reason the battle frontier didn't return /j

behold the worlds most unique Brandon team /j. Anyways all canon mon else then Gimmighoul which just FEELS like a brandon pokemno but specifically not a fighter. It just sits in his office and torments Samuel

Lucy is Lucy. Lucy has snakes. I imagine Serperior would run a contrary based set to rough up people unprepared. The entire second row are non-combat pokemon though! Arbok being an old pokemon from her youth who was already old when she caught him and is now a little too under the weather to battle all the time. Dunsparce. Typhlosion Mamoswine and Skitty are based off some of her anime-only housecats but i let the first two evolve over time! Skitty is a menace to society. Skitty will make everything Your issue. Lucy refuses to accept anyone trying to tell her that her Skitty is the worlds biggest problem causer skitty.

Noland. Running out of things to say. Gestures with my hands.

I have not added any new pokemon to Anabels list of pokemon. She just has so fucking many between sun/moon and the anime originals

However. That was Fallerbel. Mega-timeline/non eeby deebied Anabel gets a different team layout then her since their life experiences after a certain point are completely different

Spenser gets a Tangrowth bc that just feels right. Given its been a little over 10 years im not sure he works at the frontier anymore though that man is over 100 :sob:

I'm still to this day deciding who takes over the Battle Palace in his place [ive been thinking abt wally but am mortified of being accused of copying other people :sob: so i gotta think] But since Anabel gets deebied to megaverse theres a spot open in the Tower for a new Tower Tycoon so. Slaps oc that needs to be redesigned so badly in here, Dia. She's Perrin's cousin but i created her before Perrin existed :sob: so feeling meh on her design. Anyways.

[verycoolsnails]

i hope u dont mind me jumping into ur inbox my good mutual snail but UR OCS SOUND VERY COOL PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM!!! i am staring with the widest eyes at them... hattie sounds wonderful ouhh...

No I cannot tell u abt Hattie.. he evades my mind every time I try to think anout her .....

Ok but seriously every time I try to write abt Hattie I end up either drastically changing their character or deleting any drafts I have of them bc they always end up feeling dry/boring (perhaps expodumping before every Hattie draft was not a good idea.) I wanna say it's been a year(?) since I've even attempted to talk abt her at length. So! I'll talk about her now ig. Let's hope I can keep his character somewhat consistent once I post this🫡

Hattie is, essentially, a god/goddess. This does not mean he is immortal (yet.) I can't into the lore too much much yet ok? ok.

I always feel like I'm horrible at describing personality but I think she comes off as arrogant + aloof + snobbish? As in he WILL talk very strangely and if you can't understand her perfectly then you're not worth it's time. The key to getting anywhere close to him is just to be persistently annoying lmao. Once you do get past that first barrier you realize he's just horrible at talking to other people. Loves showing off his accomplishments (aka wants praise RLY badly.) Becomes pretty clingy when she does eventually get attached to someone. I'd say she's hardworking but he's literally working towards nothing. So.

Appearance is kinda subject to change at any moment cuz im still deciding what would work best. But I'll tell u what I got for now. She tends to use a human-like form but with six arms instead of 2 (kind of like the humble s.pider..) Haven't quitee decided what his face would look like but maybe something in the uncanny valley? Like technically she looks fine but something about her is very very off .. (would probably be a constant smile that just doesnt look. right. ykwim?) Alternatively she could just have a bunch of eyes. Or he could switch between the two...?

Anyways. Exclusively wears the TACKIEST suits known to mankind. You will catch this guy dead before he ever willingly wears a plain t-shirt. Also has a tiny top hat hovering above her head at all times. By tiny I mean it's maybe the size of a fist.

The tiny hat is what Hattie names herself after! (He's not the best at naming things, including himself lol)

he built an entire city by himself! And by built I mean she designed it all and then it just kinda magically came to life (said city is in like. ohh how do I explain this. I guess you could call it a separate dimension from The Universe? It's just like. rly rly far away ig ... if u want me to go more in-depth into the worldbuilding I will. I need 2 be writing it down anyways lmao)

Anyways. Lives in the top floor of a BIGGGGG tower in the center of city-from-last-bullet-point-that-I-haven't-named-yet. Almost never comes out of the tower he loves it soooo much ..

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET. any pronouns and aroace! Figures that I projected my gender and sexuality on one of my oldest ocs (though I do tend to lean towards she/he/they/it cuz thats what the other characters use for her. and its mainly what I use for myself but we're going to ignore that lol)

LOVESSSS paperwork. Would spend the rest of their life pouring over paperwork but unfortunately it has these things called "friends that care about his wellbeing" or whatever...

For his motivations.. he'll tell u that he wants to become immortal (part of what previously mentioned Paperwork is about) but want he rly wants is a family. Said family could be literally anyone who he thinks even slightly cares abt her shes Very desperate at this point. (She doesn't consider her current two friends to be family since she thinks one of them hates him Rly Rly Bad. And the other one is just hard to get in touch with. So Hattie also thinks he doesn't enjoy being around her.)

Has MANYY hobbies .. even Hattie sometimes gets bored of paperwork. Ranges from archery (quit early bc she hated being out of her suits) to bartending (CRAZY good at bartending. Quite proud of it too) to lockpicking (Learned it partly bc they thought it would be a useful skill. Turns out she doesn't really have a reason to break into anything) Some of his favorite hobbies are learning different languages (makes him feel smarter + enjoys the challenge of it) and making dioramas! (first hobby he ever picked up besides making an entire city.[but she considers that more as a job] still has a soft spot for dioramas.)

Has perfect memory. Literally! Unable to forget anything he's ever seen/heard/etc. Has a hard time being alone w their own thoughts bc of this.

Speaking of sleep, Hattie feels things like hunger, thirst, and tiredness, things that a god normally wouldn't be able to feel. And she has absolutely no idea why!

(Uh oh! Turns out never being able to forget anything has it's downsides!)

Backstory is essentially mommy issues x2. What if all you ever wanted was to be loved but the people who were supposed to do that either died or left w/o any explanation. smh.

Turns out I don't know how to end this. uhhh Hattie is very silly. to me...

[sweetiisophii]

my intro post ><

WHATS UPPP!!! hey so this is like my blog :3

i'm sort of a writer... i do character ai and my main fandoms are the owl house, metal gear, marvel, and just started dc. there's a lot more like trigun and maboroshi, i love them but i'm not so well versed in trigun... sighhhhh

anywaysss hiii i'm sophia or beatrice, either one is fine, it legit doesn't matter. i am a minor (16) and i am an autistic bisexual creature with special interests somewhere between guns and badass women that i would want to be my maternal figure 😞 my pronouns are she/her because i am a silly little basic girl :^

i love writing, like if u want me to ship you with someone from any of my fave fandoms i would fucking LOVE to, like oh my lanta please ask me 😭😭😭 i also love writing hcs, hcs are just so fucking fun... sigh.... anyways i have multiple other social medias like my twitter, tiktok (although i def don't post on there because it's so difficult to), and my discord!!!!! i'll also include my c.ai and my spotify in case u wanna gimme some follows :3 i also have a carrd tooooo!??!

my discord is @ sweetii.sophii for those wondering since i can't paste a dumbass link

https://x.com/avidadd1ct

my fandoms are super limited but i PROMISE i'll update it more i SWEARRRR

- metal gear (specifically mgsv the phantom pain or mgs3)

- 10 things i hate about you (basic ass i know)

- the owl house (HUNTER SUPREMACIST)

- maboroshi

- marvel (loki and wanda obsession right now)

- sirius the jaeger (god i love yuliy)

- dc universe (tim, dick, and jason MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS AHH)

- trigun (both '98 anime and the stampede anime)

- jujutsu kaisen (megumi smooch)

- schoolbus graveyard (tyler and logan my babies)

- maya and the three

- the book of life

- avatar (both first and way of water)

- treasure planet

- ninjago

- stardew valley

others:

- quiet and venom snake (mgsv: tpp)

- vash the stampede (trigun: stampede)

- my ocs (they're mainly found on my character ai but i will be writing abt them more!!!)

- jack hart (my baby boy fr)

rule time bitch

WOAH THESE THINGS R COOL AND ACCEPTED! do them. :

know the fact that i am going through a lot at this very moment and i'm trying super hard to be motivated yk? just gimme time to let my big brain... well... big brain :3

so uh if u don't like my acct, and imma hold ur hand whilst i say this... scroll bitch i ain't hurting you 😭

talk to meee?!!? like not even just for asks, dms and asks are perfectly okay as well <3

i love all my mooties, but i do write a bit of nsfw... (especially when i'm ovulating sigh) i try to keep it undercover though so please understand gangalang

i will always be a bit sarcastic and mean, but i mean it in a light hearted way. if anything i'm flirting with you because i think you're cool as hell 😭

i will always try and do your requests, just give me time vro... or ask confirmation if im comfy with writing whatever you ask :3

don't do this dumb shit:

if u are a fucking nsfw account following me GET OUT-

ask me for any abusive things or relationships... like dude. also no sexual things (sexual things are okay i guess?) what i mean is things like piss kinks or incestual/self-cestual things, just jesus christ disgusting. nothing racist or roleplay type things.

please dont js ignore my boundaries; ask if i am comfy before writing something... like dude i'm human come on...

oh and finally!!!! being mean and/or hateful towards my followers or my moots. BUH-BUH-BUH-BLOCKED.

[fukounaboy]

I WILL BOTH MIND IT AND NOT MIND IT!!!!

ASHWHHWHHWBHHHAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! V happy v v v happy you had a good sleep that makes me so happy actually

Idk why but it does :3

OOH!!! Hdgehehgeheg :3

AAAH YEYSYEUSYEYSHSYSYEYSYEYSS!!!!

UHHH LEMME FIDN THE NAMES OF ALL THE NEW ONES AND WHO YJEY ARE!!!!

OK SO THE ONES IN THE DRAWING THINGY FIRST!!!

SO FIRST WE HAVE MAL AND KITTY!!!

The only ocs I have and will ever have that don't have anything wrong with them

They're just happy lil creatures :3

Mal's the lil angel creature (I named him Mal bc he looks like a marshmallow :3) and Kitty's. The cat one :3

They're in love and they're happy and I love them and they're gonna stay happy forever

I wanna squish them sm

More drawings of them :3

Kitty's kinda blurry but it's ok :3

AND THEN

WE HAVE

PIERROT

AKA.

CHRISTOPHER PIERRE WANNABE.

AKA.

KENNITH SIMMONS WANNABE.

I HATE HIM.

But I also. Love him. :3

I also dunno if I can call him an OC because technically he's like?

Me?

Idk howto say it but he's me

We're just the same

But

He looks slightly cooler

And he's also a drawing

But I still hate him he looks stupid. /aff

Anyways he's just a lil clowny jester puppet pierrot boy and I love him but I wanna stomp on him

I have v. Mixed feelings.

Anyways drawings :3

The one on the right is an alt mask/face design because I based him off of the comedy/drama masks and it changes :3

I can never get the drama one to look right tho idk

That was the best I could do

ALSO THE OTHERS IN THE DRAWING ARE MATTIAS AND EZRA THEYRE THE WHUMP OCS I MADE IN LIKE FEBURARY

I love them sm

AND NOW WE HAVE UHHHHHHH

It doesn't have a name?

Actually?

It was a character in a writing thingy I'm working on

The one with Damien :3

OOH ACTUALLY SHOULD I SHOW WHAT I HAVE NOW...?

Uhhh

Hm

I'm gonna :3

HEHEHEHEHEHE

He feels even more pathetic and I love it

BUT ANYWAYS UH

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED????

WITH UH. REDACTEDS LORE.

WITH THEIR LORE IT TECHNICALLY MAKES THE OLD FICS I WROTE WITH RUE AND DAMIEN CANON.

TECHNICALLY.

BECAUSE THAT DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN

BUT TIME WAS JUST REVERSED SO IT ALSO TECHNICALLY DIDNT HAPPEN

THATS SO GREAT ACTUALLY.

That's so good I love that

Anyways uh

Lore? Kinda?

Basically he's just the universe

He controls every single one of the uh

Mini universes?

And he's basically trapped everyone ever (Every skrunkly :3) in a Higurashi-like kinda thing?

Iykyk I would explain but it's kinda complicated :')

And Damien's the only one who really knows abt it?

Anyways uh I would ramble on abt that forever but I have more SKRUNKLYS >:3

Oh also drawings of it :D

AND ALSO A PICREW I MADE OF THEM BC THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE TO LOOK MORE HUMAN

IGNORE THAT ITS LOW QUALITY I HAD TO SS IT AND CROP IT SO :3

UHHH WHO ELSE WHO ELSE WHO ELSE.

OOH ASAHI AND SUBJECT 2471!!!!

I don't have any pictures for either of them :')

I have a drawing I found on pinterest that my brain decided is Asahi though and now it's just kinda stuck

I wanna show you the drawing but idk if that's like

An ok thing to do

So I won't :3

But anyways this is slightlyyyyy whumpy

Slightly

Because I'm pretty sure you can tell what's going in just by 2471's "name"

They're like brothers and Asahi kinda has to hurt 2471 even if he doesn't wanna

So :3

Asahi was also an experiment before too before he wasn't

I need to figure that part out

But anyways uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHO ELSE

Uh

The rest of the skrunklys I made are very uh

There's not much there

So I'll just say their names :3

Narcisco, Amadeus, Ezekiel, Cosmo (I think I've talked abt him once before idk), Kazumi, and Sebastian!

The rest of the skrunklys have actual- like-

Ik what they look like but they don't have names yet so :')

AND THATS ABOUT IT WHHGEHGHGH

This took way too long

But im v happy

Anyways

AWGWHSGHWGH I love Acid and Blue smsmsm

I think abt Acid a normal amount. Actually.

HRHRGHRGRH DONT GET THEM TATTOO'D ON YOU LMAO-

Also yeye 38! Now that I've added all of the new ones I now haveeeeee uhhhh

43!

Ik there's more somewhere in my head that I forgot abt though :')

I also have no clue how I'm not burnt out

I'm just too silly to get burnt out

But uhhhhhhhhhh whenever you wanna :3

I don't really mind when we do it-

ILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILYILY!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

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GMMMMM!!!! DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SLEEP?? I HOPE YOU DIDDD!!!! I literally passed out a bit after you did lmao- it was.. nice yk? I felt all warm and comfy <3

Ehhee- oh!! Here's the canvas btw!! Incase you ever wanted it-

(We can continue anytime or just start a new one if you want btw- I really enjoyed this)

(Pretty sure you can also just go on magma again and join the canvas anyways without me whenever- since you're a member of my artspace now >:3)

ANYWAYS!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

ILYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! LIKE SO SO SO MUCHHH!!! <333333

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GMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGM!!!!!! :D

I SLEPT FINE :3

I had a weird dream but I don't remember it unfortunately :')

Aheghdvehgsh im v happy you felt warm n cozy :3

OOH YEZYESYEYSYEZYEYSEYESYESYEYSYEZYESYESYEZYESYEYESYEYSS!!!

I WAS WANTING IT BUT I DIDNT KNOW IF I COULD GET BACK IN YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!

OOH ALSO

I HAVE SOME ART OF THE SKRUNKLYS I DREW AND IM SAYING THIS BC I WANNA TALK ABT THEM BC I LOVE THEM AND IM.

V HYPERFIXATED.

Also I love them :3

I hate going on random uhhhh unasked rants tho so if you wanna hear abt them :333

OOH SPEKAING OF SKRUNKLYS I HAVE SO. MANY. NEW ONES. I YHINKM.

I forgot if I have any new ones actually

Wait lemme count how many skrunklys I have

38! :3

I definitely have more than that though bc ik I have some I didn't write down

So more like

40 smth

Some of them are just names tho so idrk-

ANYWAYS I SAID I HATE GOING ON RANDOM UNASKED RANTS AND IM DOING JUST THAT

V silly

Anyways

Uhhhh we can continue whenever you want :3

N we can start a new canvas if you want- idrc /lh

EHEHEGDHEGEHEGEHRHEJEGUEGEUEHEE 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

ILYSMSMSMSMSMSMMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMMSMHSGSJSHEJEGEJDGEJEHUEE <3333333333!!!!! :3

[ca1e70-deactivated]

a list of my entirely way too niche headcanons ive actually implemented for everyones imagination:

name options ive used and refuse to retire: david elizabeth strider (sometimes i dont feel like being a douche to others and saying thats not his name), harley davidson strider, and david james strider for the sake of simplicity

im not gonna tell yall the like. oc exes ive given him bc thatll take eighteen years. 

i dont rlly have an explanation on the ghost thing besides the fact he just can? ive occasionally pulled from family ghost stories and experiences bc i somehow got landed with family members who lived in a haunted house for a decade and enjoy scaring me with all the stories (including the time my cousin literally died on the kitchen floor from a bronchial spasm and one of the friends that was over asked my aunt later what was up with the old man she saw in the corner of the room that night - my cousin is fine btw shes just a huge bitch and a third grade teacher and i dont like her)

whether or not hes done drugs is based on absolutely nothing besides how im feeling in that moment. either hes the designated driver and sober friend forever or he got fired from his job after doing a line at work during graveyard with some random customers theres no inbetween (this absolutely happened @ waho. if dave works at waho hes a mess of a person and thats on the diner itself.)

ok look i hc dave w/schizophrenia besides when i was 14 i had a hyperfixation with learning about it and then at 16 was prescribed a medication and had side effects so wack my therapist genuinely thought 14 yr old me was onto something and its a weird way to cope with the idea that lady put in my head that i might “develop it in my twenties” which i turn 20 this year and i havent been able to stop obsessing and panicking over the prospect so PLEASE dont come in my inbox calling me ableist im not out here all harley quinn in suicide squad with the voices ok hes medicated, he goes to therapy, the hard fast delusion that lil cal was nearly sentient and informed bro of every single thing dave did no matter how asinine it was is no longer a debilitatingly affecting him ANYWAYS

i actually use the chicken/egg farming family pretty often just because its hilarious to me to give dave like. an actual mom and dad. hes literally an uncle to like three different kids he just never visits because they make fun of his skinny jeans and he hates one of his (incredibly bare-bones ocs all of them) brothers who threatened to bash his head in with a little league bat after dave broke his star wars lego set apart on accident (but not rlly) so their parents were like “why dont you stay with your brother in the big city for a lil while champ” and then they just never picked him back up? and thats on favoritism 

the other one is that his name is actually david reed and hes the middle child of a family of three who literally live the standard golden retriever white middle class life only they went to disney land or something equally as dumb one year when dave was like 6 and he wandered off so bro literally just went “huh free game” because frankly he was an idiot who thought maybe i should take this kid home because its real dangerous in parking lots and then it was too late to NOT have it seem like a kidnapping and thats why daves never had a summer job, seen his birth certificate, or gone to school. but vaguely remembers what kindergarten was like and having a pet dog and calling someone mom as a kid. 

im not making a bullet point about his sex life headcanons just use your imagination and acknowledge the fact bro essentially worked within the sex industry and i enjoy putting dave through trauma as a catharsis 

i stopped doing this one usually but if he did go to school hes been in percussion since fifth grade and played the drums in his high schools jazz band as well as various edgy teenager garage bands he likes to pretend dont have a youtube presence and that hes absolutely never been shirtless in front of plenty of his classmates because he wore a hoodie to a show like an idiot. idk occasionally ill put him in an actual band he doesnt hate but keeps separate from his lil turntechGodhead internet persona (which i will ALSO touch upon in a sec) until they wind up getting looped into a tour with some bigger named band that has a show in *insert beta kid here*’s city and hes gotta come clean solely so he can visit his online friend. sorry derseasterous thats the one time weve ever run into each other and i made him have a crush on one of his bandmates i was in my anti-daverose phase where i made dave a hoe and also didnt want to admit i still loved the ship all these years later 

i hate it so much but you know the whole vr loli trap voice shit that was popular a while ago? hes fucking baller at it for some reason. he did it as a joke while talking to bro and they both about shat their pants. if im feeling real ambitious, hes got a separate soundcloud solely dedicated to doing dumbass rap covers or making his own but in the voice under the pseudonym elizabeth “beth” davids that he will never admit is his. well, he will, but hes gonna be really fucking embarrassed about it. irony or not.

talking abt seperate soundclouds and stuff ive always had it where turntechGodhead was his like. essentially internet fucking persona facade shit he used because we all had that phase where we wanted memorable urls and stuff but also didnt want to totally ignore the nagging fear of people finding you in real life, until it turned into real life ppl finding you on the internet. so he also has basically an adjacent set of social media under the same name but its just a boring username i havent decided on so everyone he knows irl doesnt mix up with what hes made for himself as TG and the people he knows as TG dont know what highschool he goes to. (this occasionally comes with the territory of ppl on parp being pissed that daves “lying” or “hiding things” from his friends as if he was doing it out of spite instead of just keeping embarrassing tagged photos and videos from football games or when he ate shit at the skatepark from fucking with his “rap career”)

every once in a while i get on a kick where hes just german. like, i just replace houston texas with hamburg germany and have him apply to a university in whatever state is applicable for whoever im chatting with and it goes from there? sometimes he moved when he was little and went through the whole visa thing, sometimes he didnt go through the visa thing, sometimes hes a dual citizen because of family and shit, its all dependent on what suits the situation best. 

one that ive been fucking with for a while but hardly break out (until recently with like 5 roses in the span of one day hell yeah) is that he has a neighbor at the end of the hall who is like a thousand year old witch lady that hes basically adopted as his mother figure in lieu of not having one and shes totally cool with it, especially bc when she kicks the bucket she fully plans on giving dave all her occult stuff so her figure-skating coach and realtor daughter doesnt sell it at a garage sale and lets it all go to waste. she also once brought rose up by name in a conversation without any prompting of her existence which dave didnt realize for days, and then one time cryptically stopped and stared at an empty space in the wall, went “she has potential, you know.” then looked at him sitting on her kitchen counter with a smile “lots of it” and hes thought about that weekly ever since. (it is important to note one of the occult items he leaves her is literally her own personal book of shadows shes been filling out for decades its like a 600 page leatherbound book dave has no idea what its used for but the sheer amount of homemade spells and etc in it is like. gonna murder rose the second this chick gets her hands on it i promise you.)

theres the standard strife shit? im not rlly gonna get into those theyre all basically cookie cutter bullshit. its just standard bro and dave abuse talk. i like to inclulde the whole 24hr live cam up in the apartment that definitely watches dave in every room besides his own and the bathroom, but that quickly delves into the prospect of middle-aged men stalking him online and basically sexually harassing him in his own god damn home by talking about how they can see him just trying to take his shoes off in the living room after getting home and frankly? its not one of my best takes! but once you throw it into the headcanon bin, its there forever. 

he actually really does do something with his photography but not enough to warrant anything exciting, but he has his own branding for it and regularly takes pictures of his friends or anything else he thinks is moderately interesting enough to take pictures of, but those are just thrown into shoeboxes under his bed in favor of posting genuine shots because he wants to keep his image intact and blurry photos of jade smiling in the tree they climbed up together while bec paws at the base of it while whining isnt exactly something he wants the whole world to see.

i also pretty often but him into either paleontology OR i put him down as trying to become a mortician because he thinks handing roadkill once he graduated from museum giftshop specimens to doing his own taxidermy on the side has prepared him enough to perform an occasional autopsy and start embalming real human corpses. (sometimes i put my own desires in and make them his bc i have to project at some point and put him through the same EMT course i dropped out of bc it was one semester and he already has pretty decent first aid skills, but he definitely didnt expect it to be as fucking wild at times as it is, but whats he gonna do? get a job back at waffle house? the company hes working for just offered to pay like half his associates in paramedicine tuition and hes already got all his pre-recs done when he started for paleo. at least its a stable job and hes got the ability to be compassionate in the moment) 

im running out of things that ive done to the poor kid. OH 

hes not a virgin he had a girlfriend all four years of high school (shes also one of his optional and designated exes plz keep up) and their relationship ends in one of two ways: she dies in a car accident a week before their high school graduation, or she stops talking to him entirely a week after their high school graduation until a couple years later she gets into (guess what) a car accident with her current wife/girlfriend and dies which leaves behind their daughter. who just so happens to also be daves daughter. her name is hannah and i love her like my own but no one ever likes her and thats on the conditioning of dirk. does dave end up taking her in? yes. shes awesome and the first time he takes her to the park to like run off some fucking steam she disappears for two minutes and dave is moderately terrified until she comes back holding a dead baby squirrel and thats the moment he realizes huh maybe things really do be genetic.

ok at the bottom of the list im gonna add the couple of times hes been a camboy which usually coincides with the live apartment cam thing and the amount of people in his dms calling him hot or whatever, but typically its more of a started the day he turned 18 and basically dipped around 20 in favor of showing up randomly with no warning to complain about a video game dick in hand because it gives him an outlet that wont annoy his friends bc this is the fifteenth time hes had a lot to say this week about a certain boss battle and also the comments fuel his ego and daddy issues.

the last one wasnt the bottom but literally unless its explicitly proven otherwise every time anyone rps with me there is the underlying fact dave strider was a goalie on his high school lacrosse teams all four years and (shocker another one) definitely had the hots for one of his teammates like major hots like first gay experience hots. like it was painfully obvious that teammate also liked him back hots. like one night at a team sleepover one of the other guys was like can yall just makeout and get it over with were fucking tired and dave really had the balls to be offended and ask what the fuck they were talking about while literally sitting halfway in the mans lap bc for some reason they had to share the same chair. 

he is also guilty until proven innocent of being the worlds biggest loner outside of that sports team and even though hes literally a jock he still opts to eat his lunch alone in the hallway or something like that and has a tendency to leave girls on read, but bc hes got an in with the rest of the jocks hes basically drug around to plenty of parties and since hes conventionally attractive enough and popular in the aloof way that he is, hes got plenty of tagged insta posts and twitter directs and snapchat streaks going. 

THESE WERE ALL NO GAME AND DONT INVOLVE SHIPS BC I LIKE TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN AND THEYRE LITERALLY ALL BASED OFF RPS IVE DONE I HOPE YALL JUDGE ME ACCORDINGLY

[tayegi]

Lu new rules is always worth the wait. I love it when the OC stood up to him. And Jungkook being whatever he’s trying to do is leaving us in suspense. But last the scene is perfect. I can picture that scene as if I was watching a drama. Especially when she say “it’ll be easy getting over you” and turn around VERY slowly. Gosh I just want to cry cause it’s beautifully written. JK probably scare that he’s not good enough for her?JEON JUNGKOOK you get on my nerves but I still love him.

jjiritjjiritgirl said:ohmygod the new chapter for new rules is so good ohmygod like i had to pause a lot when oc was calling jungkook out for being a coward. i wasnt the one going off but DAMN that felt good.

luxinfired said:OH SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE NR UPDATE KXJABGZGQGHS Girl your writing is the best thing in the world! I love OC, she showed us her vulnerable side but then she goes and confronts Jungkook like that! That last scene was amazing, you tell them girl! Also I loved the conversation with Yoongi, I'm glad she was able to empathize with him immediately. I really want Yerin and him to find their own happiness, they deserve it~ Thank you for this wonderful piece of writing 💜

Anonymous said:jungkook a whole ass idiot

Anonymous said:Hi Lu!! U probably ddnt receive my ask from last time as well so Im writing this again! Well I just want to tell you that NR.11 WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND I'M SO SATISFIED WITH IT AND I CRIED! at first I expected OC to just yell at JK for his reaction when she confessed, thn have him tell her his story BUT SHIT SEEM SO DEEP HOLY SHIT! I feel so bad for oc and for the fact that she felt the need to say sorry? Thats kinda fucked up but I believe that's bc she was pretty shocked by his reaction[1–❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Also maybe I'm not the only one hatin' on JK, but damn boi better have a GOOD excuse to why the fuck is he being a pain in the ass, I mean.. I don't wanna judge him for his choices, but thats exactly what I wanna do BYE/ but like im pretty sure that he's been acting like a jerk to 'help OC get rid of her cancerous feelings' cuz I dnt think that he sees HER as a prob-in fact, he actually rly likes her- but he just cnt seem to accept her feelings that's so absurd.. [2—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Like he was so happy to see her when he was with his team but once he remembered that he was supposed to ignore her he acted like he ddnt want to see her. And I really dnt know which part was he so embarrassed about when she came in calling him out in his own frat; was it bc she exposed his whipped ass in front of his we-dnt-do-feelings™ buddies? Or was it bc of sth else AMMA FUCKING SNAP! [3—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:And I really think that when OC told him that it's gonna be so easy to get over him now that he showed his true colors, like, I really think that it was a slap to his face. Cuz deep down, I dnt think he wants her to get over him and I know that shit will go down from here when the entire frat is mocking OC's speech, JM will know abt it, MJ might hear from him too AND HOPEFULLY SHE CAN KICK THE BULLSHIT OUT OF JK ONCE MORE! gosh Lu thank u so much for this amazing fic��� u make my days😭[4/4]—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:holy mother of god wOW emphasis on the OW NR11 !!! Lu my god, idk how you've gotten me to love getting stabbed in the heart like this but !!! :,( thank you so much for updating and incorporating toxic masculinity and gaslighting into this chapter, they're such important issues and i just wish OC didn't have to deal with their effects. idk how long you're planning on making NR, all i hope for is that someone will treat OC right by the end *side-eyes JK, whispers "get it together, fool"*

Anonymous said:Thank you so much for yet another amazing chapter of NR!! I love how you write with so much detail about the thoughts of the OC when jk rejects her. For me, it heightens the emotions of the story so much and i love that I can feel what the OC feels - the initial embarrassment, the sadness, the anger. I also loved how the OC confronted JK and didn’t just dismiss her own emotions, acknowledging that they’re just as valid as JKs. Thank!!! You!!! :)

Anonymous said:hi lu! just wanted to day i love nr and that i appreciate the messages that you put in your writing. especially with the latest chapter, i relate so much to what nr yoongi is going through, and seeing that was a wonderful reminder that im not alone in this situation and that when you reach out, people will support you. again, thank you so much for writing and sharing these stories with us and i hope that you yourself have an amazing group of people who support and love you 💚💜

Anonymous said:I feel like waste it on me fits as bg music to the situation JK and OC are in after her confession in NR lol.. but anyways, just finished reading the latest chapter and wow. So many emotions. I'm so glad OC finally confronted JK, i love her fiery personality! Your writing really has me immersed in my own little bubble as I put myself in OC's shoes. Looking forward to the rest when the time comes, i'm curious to find out JK's backstory. Great work, Lu! 💕

Anonymous said:Ahh I just finished the update and its so heart wrenching. The emotions were so raw and realistic. And as hard as it was to read the pain the OC had to go through, I'm excited that either way things are moving in a new direction. She can't keep suppressing her feelings forever. Admitting feelings can be so difficult but afterwards its so freeing knowing that you're not holding anything back and being honest with yourself. I'm looking forward to the growth this will bring all of the characters.

Anonymous said:I just caught up to new rules and wow as someone who experienced a heartbreak that I never want to go through again THAT SHIT HURTED I felt the emotions of the o/c yelling at jungkook out of frustration and anger highkey wish I could’ve confronted the person that I had a relationship with in that manner yk to get it out of the system I think that way the healing is a faster process because you aren’t having an internal dialogue of what you could’ve said etc wow thank you for writing new rules! x

Anonymous said:I love the new NR chapter! It definitely hit home when you described how the OC felt after she got rejected. I love the end in this chapter. I love the OC's confrontation. I wish I could be a woman on a mission like her too. Yoongi's character got me namshooketh btw. I love how you added the lgbtq aspect into this fic. Everything about it is so realistic. And I love the gaslighting part in her confrontation so much! This is such a beautifully written fanfic. 😭❤

bekzzz said:You know what I really appreciate about New Rules. Mijoo and the Readers friendship. I love how they stuck together after everything. I also love how the reader is trying to reclaim her self esteem. I think calling Jungkook out was amazing for her. Also, maybe for him it will help him figure out his own feelings. Love is okay, being romantic is okay. It doesn't diminish masculinity or make someone weak. Thanks for this amazing update! Till next time.

Anonymous said:holy moly, new rules was eventful. i felt so much secondhand embarrassment when she was *rejected* by jk, and really hated nr jk for how he reacted... and then when oc, yerin and mijoo were together, and she felt like she needed to be the strong one. i really fucking felt that. it felt like a punch to the gut. but oc’s comments to jk really got me, and i have so much respect for her, yet pity her at the same time... as well as jk. thank you for the amazing update!! 😘 ly babe

Anonymous said:Dear god my heart was pounding all throughout that chapter lmao. How the heck you gotta get me so involved my body freaks out whenever you update New Rules? For real tho I feel for Yoongi- I know what it's like to have people be ready to ridicule and drop you for something you can't change about yourself, so that got me real good. I do hope that JK and MC are able to work themselves out they are by far one of the most interesting pairings I've read about thus far (praying for a happy ending)

Anonymous said:HOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS! Girl, you threw me for a loop. JK's reaction was pretty close to what I thought it would be, albeit more hostile which makes me so fucking curious like BABY WHO HURT YOU?!?!?! Yoongi turning Yerin down because he's gay just wow. I had zero inclination until the second he said it and the whole conversation was just gorgeous. And that final stomp into the frat house and speech were just glorious. Thank you my love <3 ~SubKookAnon

Anonymous said:first of all i want to thank you for the new chapter, it was such a surprise since you was so busy these past months so thank you for taking some time to write. now about the new chapter... my heart was beating so fucking fast the whole time, it’s amazing how well you’re able to express the feelings of the characters and make us all (well at least me) fell connected to the story. i’ve said this before, but the most amazing thing about nr (beside the plot & characters) is how relatable it is

Anonymous said:🎃(1) OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE AND AT SOME POINTS I AM not making any sense so be prepared 😥 💜💜 I hope I don't bore you /// Ok, here we go. ( /// means another scene or change of subject and --- means same scene but next line. Also I'll use the 🎃 emoji for Halloween's sake 😊) Damn that's gonna be so long 😥 oh well. /// Akakakakak first of all, great start! It lights up the heavy mood. And tbh who wouldn't get distracted from a half naked jk. 😏 ///

Anonymous said:🎃(2)Akskfhlskfajfkf I'm smiling. My heart is clenched tho. (I'm reading the kiss scene in the beginning) /// Why do I feel him saying I like you too won't be the way our oc means. My heart is confused. --- Fuck. --- Fuuuck... ///Ok, there's no way he would look at her with disgust. Come on giiirl. Don't fall for the lies our brain tells us. ---Ok, scratch that last. WHAT THE FUCK JEON JUNGKOOK. 😬 ----I wanna hug the oc and tell her that he is afraid and stupid for acting that way.

Anonymous said:🎃(3) That she is more than what she thinks. And like wtf he might be a star athlete and a stund but wtf about not being good enough?! Askfkddskkas. fuuck. //// You are not supposed to be fucking anything. Let it ouuut. They love you and it will help.--- Ok I get the point with it not being about you. (Ahahahahaha I'm on a roller coaster, sawrryyy) ---- Oh yaaaasss, I liiive for angry oc! You go guurl! ---- Well, if he is gay that would explain a lot. --

Anonymous said:🎃(4) ---"Trust me when I say that it would be entirely impossible with me" bruh. He is gay. --- Oh shit, he is gay...... 😶 ---- Now I'm sad. Ahahah and now I wanna hug him too . And I love the oc for being a good friend and I love that he reminds me of one of my closest friends being a tsundere.😢 /// Way to go yoongles, woop woop!! that sonofabiish. 🌚🌚---Wow when yoongi relaxed I realised I was holding my breath. Wtf ahahaha

Anonymous said:🎃(5) /// Aish. I'm getting angry at jk and angry at the oc for taking his bullshit and not being angry ahahah. ----- WHAT THE FUCK JEON KUNGKOOK WHY YOU BEING SO "TOUGH" AND "MANLY" YOU FUCKIN FUCKER 👿 (about him smiling at first and then being fake macho) ----- My eyes grew when you wrote she headed to jk frathouse 👀 --- I'm crossing my fingers for a buttkicking session, sth like mijoo did to the oc. Maybe a power point presentation of why he likes her too. Ahahah ---

Anonymous said:Ooo girl I am FIRED UP. You write so well that I can always fell the emotions OC feels. I was sad and hurt, shocked, and really mad. JK is such an asshole for making OC feel like her feelings weren't valid. He really does need to grow up. Good on OC for realizing that. And I don't know why he's putting up such a front when he's been such a good person thus far but BITCH IT BEST BE A GOOD REASON. So I'm assuming yerin has got the bad ending? Bc she doesn't know about yoongi being gay n shes hurt?

Anonymous said:(1/3🧟‍♂️) New Rules is probably my favorite non-published work that I’ve ever read and I really just want to thank you for being willing to share your writing with us! So, I feel like a lot went down in this chapter. I saw another anon say they thought Jk’s issues stemmed from a previous relationship. The girl probably made him feel like relationships in general are toxic, and as a result he’s completely unwilling to put himself in that kind of vulnerable position again? (1/3)

Anonymous said:(2/3🧟‍♂️) Similar to how the oc is feeling about being rejected, like she was stupid to let herself feel something for him, that’s why I think her barging in and calling him out in front of his friends got to him. (2/3)

Anonymous said:(3/3🧟‍♂️) All in all though, this chapter was really well written (like they all are lol) and I just wanted to take a moment to let you know how much I appreciate all the work you put into your writings bc they’ve really inspired me to educate myself on feminism and just a lot of things in general I’d never thought about before. Thanks again, Lu! I hope you have a wonderful week 💜💜 (3/3)

Anonymous said:wow lu, thank you for the newest nr update! my thoughts on my first reading: jungkook's reaction was shocking for the emotional side of me, not the logical side. I still feel for oc tho. yoongi being gay? didnt expect that & now I feel bad for assuming his sexuality, glad he talked to OC abt it bc it must have been hard to hold that secret. oc calling out jungkook? shes much braver than me, & I agree, jk's actions seem off. will reread & send reactions after, again thank you for writing/sharing!

There is literally nothing i love more than reading your thoughts and reactions!!! i have no idea how my writing will affect others, so to hear this is the most rewarding thing ever. thank you so much my lovely, passionate readers. You mean the world to me!!!