#anyway. happy this guy got to meet marion cotillard | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

r-osehips · 22 days ago

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scrolling through my facebook friends to brainstorm who could be a good sperm donor. requirements are the donor must be a gay man, or early enough in transition that her sperm is still viable.

came across an old college friend/acquaintance who seemed like an option. couldn't remember if he was gay.

scrolled through his profile pictures and found a pic of him with a woman where the comments are all congratulatory about him achieving his dream and being overjoyed. did he get engaged?? but the photo is not romantic; they're just standing next to each other. ?????

go to the next pic; it's him holding a cake that says "happy birthday marion!"

go back to the pic before. the woman is marion cotillard.

he is undoubtedly gay.

#i need a personal tag #i'm so mad they haven't figured out how to get two eggs to produce a viable fetus #all the ingredients are there what's not clicking!!!#how hard could it be <-words of a desperate woman who deep down knows it is very hard and won't happen in my lifetime #let alone in my Fertile Era #anyway. happy this guy got to meet marion cotillard #almost certainly will not go to him for sperm but happy for him

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