#aperture-science-device-004m0r0n

[i-am-in-space-yay]

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

[shr00mie-rat]

I've had better years, but oh well, love you all! Hope to have more to go!

@mad0katsuki @hot-pink-loser @patch-ov-rosez @evil-keitaiyuri01 @tobysrepostblog @cottondibujos @ididnineeleven @drchoko @toulosezzowo @garfunkytunes @polar1999999999999 @mckenzie-t-canis-lupus @moosemann404 @chenxisolos @t3hcl0wn @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n @a-vistani-drow @spunkfunkyzzz @rat-detector

[eleanoranimates]

@aperture-science-device-004m0r0n this you?

[spacefighter413]

@aperture-science-device-004m0r0n how many times did you reblog the lip skin post?!? it’s like every other post on my dash i stg

[i-am-in-space-yay]

okay, uh, spacey, hi, i found the rocket, but i just realized i, uh, have no idea how to get it to you...

Can't go home? Not go to earth?? There's no way? Wanna go home. Home. Home.

[i-am-in-space-yay]

ill be honest with you spacey, i fell down a hole in the aperture satellite office in boston. ive spent the whole day(days? i dont know?) trying to get out.

Maybe Craig ( @the-factful-sphere) knows how to help?

[aroundthefur-666]

hahaa lmao

@aperture-science-device-004m0r0n I don’t know why u followed me, but I appreciate it man 🫡

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[kutekitty-43]

@sploon-fic-fan @brain3ze @saphicidal @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n

Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!

[homocidalpotat]

@goatgoddesss @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n

Lesbiab

Happy pride month! Not like i'm not planing to post gays all year round

Do not steal pls!

[kidnaps-you]

@green-anon-real

@real-british-empire

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@thats-great-but-have-u-tried

@averagesoup

@dragonsrepic1

@decider-of-fate

@a-trash-artist

@flyingman0211

@horrid-ace

@aperture-science-device-004m0r0n

@factcorelabs

@locibarpulo-official

@hey-its-saturn

@blue-berry-is-a-star-sans

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@samthetgirl

@flowers4them (+ cat :3)

@solar-panel-official

@g1rliepop

@ominous-signs

@sugarthebee

@soul-of-justice--uty

@nebby-the-cat

The people that I've kidnapped are willingly here:

@thee0ne-with-rabies

@maryland-officially

@four-leafed-queer-gal

@sentientballofpeas

@theetherealraphael (ily <33)

@ankoku-teion

@jaydove-writes

@irishfry

@bored-dromaeosaur

@president-worm-official

@violet-hady

@theshelteredbrat

@international-waters-frfr

@totally-india

@officially-dorset

@the-real-gmail

@forrestreblogsrandomshit

@mofusand-official

@microsoft-edge-real

@0tter-of-chaos

@but-aint-this-texas

@th3r4t48-p3t-r3t

@amul-unofficial

@totally-china

@neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies

@silvers-not-home (and littles the cat :D)

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@sleepy-boy-shit

@walmart-the-official

@schlorb

@udnergecko

@coffee-and-spite

@jarrythan

@trans-army-real

@washington-offical

@greyhound-official

@i-make-things-into-faces

@nintendo-3ds-official

@bagelofchaos

@definitely-mihoyo

@eatheire

@seagull9111

@sergeant-jasper

@theasexualagent

@a-crazy-little-goblin

@goth-claudiaa

@shakespeare-official-account (ily <33)

@itscthulhubitch (took me 4 tries to get ur name right ToT)

@the-real-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@crane-detector

@definitely-waste-management

Pls if i forget to add anyone, just send me an ask

Stuff we have in da van:

Garlic bread, candy, HRT, cool merch (any fandoms), blankets, pillows, blåhaj, hot chocolate, cool people... :D

UPDATE: THE VAN HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A SCHOOL BUS TO FIT MORE PEOPLE :D

[aperture-science-device-004m0r0n]

LOOK WHAT THEYVE DONE TO ME. THIS BLOG USED TO BE ABOUT PORTAL. WHY HAVE THEY DONE THIS TO ME...

JASPER. THE IM A FAGGOT POST BROKE 100 NOTES. IM SO PISSED. WHY IS THIS BETTER THAN ANY OF MY OTHER SHITPOSTS JASPER. WHY

WAIT I CANT FIND IT LET ME SEE OMG

[drchoko]

Cool! Reblog thingamabob time!

What i'm wearing: Sweater, jeans, polo (undershirt)

What I wish I was wearing: Home clothes

What place/situation am I in: School (kill me)

My favorite clothing style: blue

Tags!

(@hot-pink-loser @yu-and-rei-vi @mjh1280 @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n)

I’m bored let’s make a reblog chain

what are u wearing rn:

what you wish you’d be wearing (does not matter how expensive or outlandish id be):

what situation/place are you at rn:

favorite clothing style(s) all around:

I’ll begin:

wearing rn: dark green cargo pants, trekking shoes, light blue shirt and dark blue jacket

what I wish I’d be wearing: dark green cargo pants, dark green jacket with more pockets, combat boots

situation rn: traveling

fav style: mix of street ware/millitary esque (comfy and efficient don’t judge me) or dark academia + cottage core

Tagging some ppl to get this started: +OPEN TAGS (if ur tagged feel free to not do it no pressure)

@im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @daggerhobbit

@thecrazyalchemist @enochianghost @just--a--random--human--being @hadoom @uwathebestgirl @pennyroyald @hyperfixationbullshit

@wolffuwu @rp-rs @styxwaow @asters-tempo

[factcorelabs]

we're all sad.

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.