#aptfullofnerds

[birdyandthebeast]

dear best friend for lee !!

Dear Chase

I’m onto you. I saw you staring at my sexy ghost butt.

No but dude can I crash at your place for a few days I think Brooke is serious about those castration threats. I’m scared. HOLD ME.

I promise not to steal your beanie this time.

I LOVE YOU, all of the no homo,Lee

[birdyandthebeast]

apt-full-of-nerds

Chase waves goodbye to the houndoom “You have such a nice roommate Lee” he looked down to the bloody mess on the floor ” you know you’re going to have to clean that up right?” he shrugged and grabbed the bird a box of bandages “Here these should help, I mean You Need to clean this up before Cheska gets home. Brooke will maim you, Franny will murder you and hide your body in a glacier” He laughed and sat on the couch

"Oh shush Mister Fussy pants, you’ll be fine my sister should be home soon and then we can go to the movies" he leaned back in the chair "We’ll go see one of those chick flicks you like so damn much"

After the door was shut Lee felt it was safe enough to get up and start screaming, "I HATE YOU YOU ASSH--" Falls back over, twitching some more. "O-ow."

He took the bandages and promptly started to fix his wounds. This was a daily thing for him by now, "Hey, where's Cheska been anyway? I haven't seen her around. She doing alright?" He narrowed his eyes at Chase at the mention of seeing a 'chick flick'.

"If we're going to the movies we have to see Captain America or I will sick Brooke on you... believe me you don't want this."

He says as he tangles himself in ACE.

[birdyandthebeast]

apt-full-of-nerds​:

Chase lays a steak on the table “You look like you could use something to eat” The furret worked his way into the kitchen and started to heat up the oven and pull out a few spices ” How you take your steak?”

She stared at the Furret, and then back at her computer... and then to the Furret again. Okay, a steak sounded better than dealing with 'kohei-kun' at the moment. "Rare... wait... why are you in my house?"

[birdyandthebeast]

"Nooo no no It’s abstract..."

 Lee looking at something he tried to cook

[birdyandthebeast]

☠

you cocKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE.

I WILL KILL YOU I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVe— okay actually Marsha would kill me — BUT METAPHORICALLY I WILL.

I WILL BEAT THE ‘DOOKS’ RIGHT OUT OF YOU.

[birdyandthebeast]

apt-full-of-nerds:

"Who the fuck is Riley? and why did anyone let you babysit?" he laughed

"He's my pet! Well... technically Brooke's pet... but he's adorable! A Noibat!"

Lee whistled for the troublemaker.

"Noi noi!" He swooped in fast, nearly flying past Lee's head if it weren't for the fact that he grabbed onto the Chatot's hair at the last moment.

"OW OW OW NOT THE HAIR, NOT THE HAIR!"

[birdyandthebeast]

apt-full-of-nerds: He sighed in relief “Well I’m glad you’re okay” He smiled and nodded “You’re right, they aren’t it’s a good thing I’m not a psychic type huh… though I suppose that it would be annoying to have to read everyone’s mind all the time” he laughed ” Hey Sorry I scared you, I didn’t mean to, hey. You wan’t something to drink? I’m waiting for Lee to get out of the shower. Might as well hang out right?” he smiled

Lee? In the shower? Given the dream she just had she didn't want to be reminded of anything involving her room mate naked for a long, long time.

She slooooowwwly turned a nice shade of crimson, steam coming out of her ears as she boiled over like a teapot: "W-WELL TAKE HIM AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

[birdyandthebeast]

"Hey Brooke"

*snarling at anons… turns to chase*

WHAT?!

[birdyandthebeast]

Lee, want to hang out?

Sure man, but I’m babysitting Riley. Mind if I bring him?