#ar: ding dong you are wrong

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey Chen'ya I'm Tori and I'd like your advice on something. I know you're juked up on catnip rn but I figure you'll be completely honest this way. I have a huge crush on Leona and I was wondering how you would recommend how I should go about telling him that? Thanks for your help and enjoy the nip!

*hiSSes*

No.

No. My Highness is mine.

Mine mine mine mine mineeeeeeeee!

You can’t have him!

Here! Have this off-brand one! 😾

*claws the air beside me, creating a rip in the multiverse and dragging out a very bewildered mountain lion beastman Lonea Scholarship*

There! You have yours and I have mine! Mine gives me nip! And smells good! Good like nip and me and minemineminemineminemknemknemiendnjemdnddndkdmejndemkdnemjnemdknen….!!!!!!

Mine!

*closes the tear I created, pushes the alternate at you, and then disappears with a crackle of maniac energy*

[artemiss-favorite-hunter]

yeah that would be very very irritating

Jase, you have absolutly insane amounts of oldest doughter syndrome despite being my baby brother

I know that, logically. But sometimes it helps to imagine

you didnt? i never knew that. I can start telling you some little slice of life stories from our few years together if that'd help? I can't beleive you remember the brownies. Brownies where the first thing I ever learned how to make. I would make them anytime we had the ingrediants and mum was in a halfway decent mood. I loved putting you and a batch of brownies in this beat up red wagon I had and pulling you on this path through the woods to this little clubhouse thing id made, and having "picnics" with you on broken china plates i'd found in the woods. I think we probaly did that at least once a week. It was one of your favorite things. Buddy, I know you didn't lead her on on purpose, I'd never think you suck for that. and I only think douchbag guys suck. not all men. I'm sorry, that sounds really hard. you are real and human, I swear

I'm sure. They lied to you, jase. idk if dad lied to hera or what, but I promise you you werent born to be a sacrifice. That came later, with Heras jealousy. it certainly was a childhood. He let you around me, he just didn't want me bringing you outside to get all muddy and stuff. im sorry he never came to visit you bud, but he did care about you as a baby

straightest? lmfao im telling Leo, he's gonna get a kick out of this. but in all seriousness, that sucks. I'm sorry peole always judge you by your looks. I know you're one of the most careing and accepting peole out there. Looks can be deceaving. I mean, look at Achilles. The man looked like an abolute war machine, uncareing and unbreakable, but in reality the death of his boyfriend broke him. sometimes, though, apearances dont decieve. for example, i can and will kill a man with my bare hands

TRUE

definitly not role model material

oh, Jase, bud. I wish I could hug you right now. I wish it more than anything. I don't know how to help you. but I can tell you this. when mum left you to the wolves, I went absolutly feral trying to find you. [tears stain the paper] She came back without you, and I asked her where you were. She just stood there, head hung. Then I heard your little voice screaming my name. I started screaming at her, demanding your location. I tried running into the woods, but the trees kept seemingly spitting me out onto the grass again. I was absolutly hysterical, screaming and crying. My whole body got cut up by rocks and branches but I didn't feel any of it. I kept it up until I couldn't anymore and I passed out on the grass. Mum had been standing there, mute and frozen, the whole time, but she must have carried me to the car, driven home, and then carried me to my room, because I woke up in my own bed, tired, beaten and bruised, and heartbroken. neither mum not I ever forgave mum for leaving you

If I see her when I come to visit you, I am going to fistfight her

I don't, though. I've failed you in so many different ways

I CANT HELP IT YOUR MY BABY BROTHER

DiNg DoNg YoU aRe WrOnG

oh man i keep forgetting you havent been updated on the insane lore from before you where transplanted. It's ok, I'm pretty much over it now. Most of this Annie told me, becuase I was a tree during it. So, Luke was a son of hermes, right? He was a super talented sword fighter, really strong kid. He was really anxious for a quest, but once he got one he come home, bitter, changed, scarred physically and mentaly. Looking at all the unclaimed kids in his cabin, he got bitter and angry, he wanted to get revenge on the gods for ignoring their kids. Kronos started apearing to him in dreams, and materminded the lightning bolt plot, which was luke stealing dads lighting bolt, giving it to ares, and framing the theft on hades, and giving percy winged shoes enchanted to drag him to tartarus when he went down to the underworld. Grover wore the shoes instead, and percy managed to save him. when percy showed up back at camp alive, Luke tryed to kill him with a scorpian and fled from camp to go meet up with kronos. Percy survived, and meanwhile Luke attempted to weaken camps borders by attempting to kill me, still in tree form, with some magic poisin schist. Percy, Annie, Clarice, and Grover got the golden fleece from polyphemus's island, which not only unpoisened the tree it also turned me back human. Then a lot of stuff happened, such as me riding a massive wild pig with percy, but it all culminated in Luke becoming kronos's physical host. there was then this final showdown boss battle thing in which Luke regained his own mind, Percy recognized this and convinced Annie to give Luke this cursed dagger thingy, which Luke killed himself with knowing it was the only way to defeat Kronos

that's awesome! man i love backyards. YOU SHOULD GET A SWING SET

hey, little bro,

sorry it took me so long to write you a letter

i just wanted to say hi

how are you doing?

@artemiss-favorite-hunter

(sent after death)

THALIA!

It's okay! I know you're busy with the hunters of di- I mean Artemis.

Hi :) I'm doing good. It's you guys I'm worried about.

[the-broken-truth]

Sister bringing in some cooked lesania for the trio as Apolo answer the door as sister said she accidentally made exstra and giving the extra to them

Apolo asked when she due and she said any moment now since she over the sure date and the moment she take a step down the stairs her water broke and asking him to call an ambulance as the baby is arriving now while he and the other brothers freaking out

[At Apollo, Hermes, and Dionysus' House]

*Ding Dong*

Apollo (Gets off the couch): I'll get it. (Walks over to the door and opens it - revealing a very pregnant [Y/N] standing there with a pan of lasagna and a smile on her face) [Y/N], what a pleasant surprise. Is there something I can do for you?

[Y/N] (Shakes her head): No, my family and I were making Lasagna for dinner and we noticed that we made too much, so I thought I would bring some over for you and your brothers. (Holds the pan out to Apollo - who takes the pan and looks at it with a smile)

Apollo: Thanks for this. [Y/N]; I didn't want to cook tonight. (Can smell the food through the plastic foil wrapping over the top) This smells amazing, I bet it will taste just as good as it smells if not better.

[Y/N] (Chuckles at Apollo): Thanks for your kind words, Apollo.

Apollo: So, how are things going at your house? (Looks at her belly) When is the baby due?

[Y/N] (Places her hand on her stomach with a smile): Oh, any day now. The doctor told me to be careful with my activities so that I don't go into labor too soon. At least I can still cook to my heart's content.

Apollo: That's good to hear.

[Y/N]: Well, I better get back home and get everyone ready for bed. (Turns on her heel, walks down one step, and feels the most painful thing in her left as the liquid starts dripping down her legs) Oh no...

Apollo: [Y/N]? WHAT'S WRONG?!

[Y/N] (Holding her stomach in pain): My water just broke! The baby is coming now!

Apollo (Enter Big Brother Panic Mode): WHAT?! (Looks around in panic) OKAY! OKAY! UM! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!

[Y/N]: CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Apollo (Runs into the house and alerts his brothers): I DON'T CARE WHO BUT ONE OF YOU GET ONE THE PHONE NOW AND CALL AN AMBULANCE! [Y/N] IS IN LABOR ON OUR DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!

Hermes and Dionysus (Jump up from the sofa): WHAT?! HERE?! NOW?!

Apollo: YES, YOU IDIOTS! ONE OF YOU CALLS AN AMBULANCE AND THE OTHER CALL HER HUSBAND! I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S ALRIGHT! (Places the food on the table and runs back outside to be with his sister)

Hermes (Gets on his phone and dials 911): HELLO! I NEED AN AMBULANCE AT [ADDRESS] AT ONCE! NO, I'M NOT HURT, MY SISTER IS IN LABOR ON MY DOORSTEP AND THE BABY IS COMING! HOW FAST CAN YOU GET AN AMBULANCE HERE?! 15 MINUTES?! THAT IS TOO LONG! PLEASE, HURRY!

Dionysus (Calls [Y/N]'s Husband): HELLO?! HEY, [HUSBAND'S NAME], I NEED YOU TO COME OVER TO MY PLACE RIGHT NOW! NO, YOUR WIFE WENT INTO LABOR ON THE DOORSTEP BRINGING US SOME FOOD! THE BABY IS COMING NOW! MY BROTHER ALREADY CALLED THE AMBULANCE AND THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BUT YOU NEED TO GET HERE, NOW! APOLLO IS WITH HER NOW, ON THE DOORSTEP, WE CAN'T MOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S IN TOO MUCH PAIN AND WE'VE NEVER DEALT WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN BEFORE! OKAY, SEE YOU IN 10 MINUTES! (Hangs up and looks at Dionysus) I'm done talking to [Husband's Name], He'll be here in 10 minutes.

Apollo: They are coming, [Y/N], please just relax.

[Y/N] (Sweating and grunting in pain): I'm trying to, brother...

Apollo (Wide-eyed): Did you just call me...

[Y/N]: Yes, I know who you really are - all 3 of you - and I know why you are here; I ran into Ares a few weeks ago. I'm not going back, no way in hell.

Apollo: We don't want to take you back, [Y/N]. We moved here because we can live in the human realm but the others are too stuck in their ways; we're not gonna let them take you back and make you suffer, we promise.

[Y/N} (Looks into Apollo's eyes): I believe you... Just help me, please.

Apollo: I will. That's what big brothers do.

[kikikid1412]

You know, it really bugs me that because I don’t want to watch shows like Rick and Morty, The Witcher, and Game of Thrones that my tastes are considered “childish”. Like, there’s nothing wrong with liking media focused for a younger age group (hell, I still enjoy the fuck out of Sesame Street and Barbie Movies), but I mean specificaly that because I don’t like raunchy humour, non-stop cynicism, and gore that my tastes are considered “childish”. Not that long ago sitcoms like Mork and Mindy were considered to be for an adult audience. Shows like Home Improvement and The George Lopez Show ared on Nick @ Nite, a time block specificaly for adults. Hell, the original 1970s Muppet Show was pitched as a puppet show for adults by Jim Henson. The show was literally made with adults in mind (And if you don’t believe me on that, go watch the episode with guest star Raquel Weltch and get back to me later.. Well, maybe don’t check out the episode if you’re a minor, but any adults arguing that the Muppets was only ever geared towards kids should). Also, it frustrates me to no end how many people call Who Framed Roger Rabbit a kid’s movie just because it has animation. With that many blatant dirty jokes, it was definitely not made specifically for kids in mind.  Usually, though, when my “childish tastes” are brought up, specifically The Muppet Show and Mork and Mindy are always the ones brought up first. I don’t think that saying “Unless it specfically has extreme gore, a constant negative view on llfe, and someone’s ding-dong on the screen 24/7 it’s a children’s show” is exacty a healthy take, but it seems to be the take that a lot of media viewers have and that kind of bugs me. It feels like a mix of toxic masculenity interfiering with the way we consume media, creators feeling pressured to constantly push the envelope even when it doesn’t give anything to the story, and certain mediums like animation and puppetry not being taken as seriously as live acting.  And that’s not to say that media like this never existed, but at least there was a bit of a wider choice for people who weren’t fully comfortable with these things. If you like Rick and Morty, The Witcher, and Game of Thrones, that’s great and I’m happy for you that you have something you genuinely enjoy and there’s nothing wrong with that. But the point is the trend of specifically saying “If you don’t like these specific things in your media then that means you’re only watching baby content” is kind of harmful to people who might have PTSD, mental health issues, neurodivergency, and even just people who generally don’t like those things. I honestly thing that’s why a lot of millenials when consuming newer media usually lean towards “kid’s shows” like Steven Universe or Adventure Time. Because there’s not a lot of choices in our modern television landscape for adults who want to watch shows without the extreme gore, non-stop cynicism, and raunchy humour.

[callmenuwandaaa]

hooopeleslyyyyy devoooted toooo yoouuuuuuuu

but ohhh, those suhuummmerrrrr nighhhhhhitttssssss ---tell me mooooreee telll me moooooooooooooooooorrreeeeeee----

saandy, ohh sandy

fo’ ggrrrreahhhhseddd liiiightinggggg

greasse is the worrrd have you heaarrrd its got grooove its got meaaanin  *bum bum* greas is the tiiime is the plaaace its the moootion *ooh oohh*

we go together like bum bum bum ding ding a ding a dong together forevvveeer like rama lama lama ding dang a dingo doo hey hey doo do do doo do do thats the way it should beeee wooahhh yea (these are so wrong whatever)

tell me moore tell me moore liek does he have a caar tell me more tell me moore did ja get very far? ah aah ooh ah ahh ooo ah ah yeaahh 

youre the one that i want ooh oooh ooh huney youre the one that i want the one i neeeed oh yes indeeheeed

[adobe-outdesign]

@ the grandma ask I mean doors have been pretty successful at keeping Freddy out when you actually, you know, have them and he doesn’t start out already behind them.

FNAF 1, FNAF 4, ect: even a simple wooden door is enough to keep the animatronics out

FNAF AR: DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG

[hardtoswallowtruthpills]

Jenna Marbles Didn't "Do Blackface"; Here is How Cancel-Culture Broke the Internet’s Adult in the Room

On May 31, 2020 Jenna Marbles, a well known Youtuber with about 20.3 million subscribers tweeted out in regards to African American’s rights to life and the Black Lives Matter movement. Marbles stated that “This is not a political issue, this is a human rights issue.This is systematic racism and oppression at the hands of law enforcement in our country. We want justice and we want change.  It shouldn't have happened once and it should never happen again.This is not a discussion”. Almost a month later, though, Jenna Marbles released a video on her Youtube channel vaguely titled “A Message”. Her subscribers would come to find when watching this video that Marbles was officially quitting YouTube over messages she had received asking her to address videos that were made in 2011 and 2012 for their “racist” content, as well as asking her to apologize. Marbles obliged, officially ‘canceling herself’ as some have said. Most of her fans are concerned about the break that Jenna Marbles is taking from the internet. Most even begging her not to leave Youtube permanently, but, there are bigger issues within this whole debacle that are being overlooked.

 Mainly, how did we get to the point where the current generation (which yours truly is a part of by the way) is so sensitive, that we harassed, intimidated, and bullied potentially one of the biggest voices on Youtube for the Black Lives Matter movement off the internet for an indefinite amount of time?

Don’t worry dear reader, you probably are wondering what could have possibly caused such a thing. Well, as most media outlets will tell you, Jenna Marbles quit youtube, and in turn the internet, because of accusations of her “doing blackface”. Surface level this sounds bad, doesn't it? It almost seems like her getting driven off the internet by a vocal minority almost seems expected, but remember, this is only surface deep. There's a whole bunch of stuff under the surface that needs to be unpacked, stuff that exposes why those who went after Marbles are, to put it lightly, hypocritical, or if you want it put bluntly, full of it. All of them though, have gone too far. Dear reader, this is a prime example of how the cancel-culture we have created is toxic slacktivism that gets us nowhere, and diminishes real world issues, and inevitably has broken one of the internet adults in the room.

The video that Marbles addressed in her apology that brought on the blackface accusations was one in which she did an “impression” of Niki Minaj. Here's the thing though...she was overly tanned at the time, filming in low lighting, and was wearing a cheap, acrylic, neon pink wig. With all factors combined, it becomes clear that none of this was “blackface” as the slacktivist warriors claim, it was just really bad filming technique. At the end of the video, Marbles even claims that it was “just a joke and that she loves and respects minaj”. We see in this clip one the wig is off, that Marbles was a spray-tan junkie at the time, which was common for girls in their 20’s about a decade ago.

Marbles also went on to apologize for a rap video she did, once again about a decade ago, for an original song called “Bounce on that Dick”. The rap was about toxic masculinity and the misogyny that toxic masculinity encourages. The lyrics express how men constantly brag about penis size or their attempts to sexualize women is ingrained in society's toxic notions of sexuality and masculinity. In this video Marbles, done up as a stereotypical asian man raps "Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong, shake your King Kong ding dong,". In her apology she admits it was racist and wrong and that she has privated the video because of the hurtful stereotype it portrays. Still though, it is being used against her even after apologizing.

Marbles also goes on to mention some of the other private videos on her channel. Claiming that she herself found most of them to be expressions of the internalized misogyny she held within herself back then. All of the videos she mentions in her apology have been privatized instead of deleted, showing in a way that Marbles is not going to pretend like these things didn’t happen, but she is also actively making sure that the videos cannot offend anyone anymore. 

For context, all of the videos that she discussed were around 8 to 10 years old as of this year. Meaning that in the oldest videos, Jenna Marbles would have been 22. Most 22 year olds at the time made mistakes, Jenna Marbles is not an exception to the rule, especially since the internet was becoming a vast place where anyone and everyone could express their thoughts and opinions. Sadly though, it seems this vocal minority that took it upon themselves to harass Marbles for an apology in the name of social justice think that just because she is a public figure, that at 22 she should’ve seen that in 10 years, this would come back to haunt her. The social justice slacktivists that seem to think they have done good in this world also forgot that in 2010, that was the humor of the time. Jenna was participating in humor that, back before cancel culture was really a thing, was considered harmless. She was doing impressions right along Shane Dawson’s Shanaynay, a Ghetto caricature that frequently appeared in videos on his first channel ShaneDawsonTV, or NigaHiga’s fake infomercials that would sometimes contain Ghetto or Gangster impressons and over the top asian impressions. Jenna was right there in terms of misogynistic or sexist stereotyping becoming a joke with Smosh, which compared a “Just Dance” game character to “A Skinny Ron Jeremy”, or comparing soft McDonald's fries to what the penises of men with erectile dysfunction would look like. Needless to say all of these creators couldn't see a decade into the future. It was acceptable to joke about these things back in the day in terms of Youtube culture. Since everyone in 2020 is now overly sensitive to decades old content, though, it is enough to get a creator “canceled”, even if they have shown significant improvement over those 10 years.

This vocal minority deliberately targeted Marbles, and pulled up videos from her past back up in an attempt to find something, anything problematic with her. Mind you, this is someone who’s most exciting, recent content was hydro-dipping a pair of crocs, acid washing old sweatshirts, and throwing a birthday party for her greyhound, complete with treats for the dog, and a  framed picture of Jerry Sinfeld as a birthday gift. Those who contacted her about her past and demanded an apology are directly responsible for what happened. They can claim it was Jenna’s choice to leave as much as they want, but would Jenna have made this choice if she weren’t harassed and bullied to the point where she felt her very existence on Youtube was hurtful? Would she have walked away if she weren’t scared that anything she could possibly say would inevitably offend someone? Most likely, the answer here is no. Instead of educating, or politely correcting past errors in private direct messages, these people decided it was their god-given right to demand an apology for videos that were made 10 years ago. They know that these videos and mistakes don't reflect the Jenna Marbles we all knew for the past 3 years, the one that actually changed and grew from it all.

These people seem clueless that their crusade for clicks and apologies they can turn around and deny under the guise of “the creator not meaning it” are diminishing every aspect of real-life issues and movements. If this continues the way that it is, if Smosh, or NigaHiga, or Shane Dawson are next in line for the cancel-culture call out machine. If they’re next to be accused of deliberately offending people, and when they apologize being told what their intentions were by internet strangers, who’s going to be there when they need big creators to back up their cause the most? The answer is nobody, nobody with a platform will be there to support them.

These people seeking to call out and cancel big name celebrities and public figures for their “racism” are ultimately going to hurt the Black Lives Matter movement. If anyone, celebrity or everyday citizen were on the fence with their support and they saw the Jenna Marbles fiasco, do you think they would be willing to support these movements? Especially in the case of Jenna MArbles, who openly defended the group before the accusations and cancelling began? They probably would be running for the hills. When we let people get away with being toxic, we are complicit in cancel-culture, If we are calling someone out for something that happened a decade ago, if we feel the need to air out their dirty laundry, without first addressing that the ones doing the aring out may have their own dirty laundry, then we let hypocrites get away with their hypocrisy. If you honestly support the Black Lives Matter movement, you would understand that change comes through education of the self and others, through protest, through showing those in power that we will no longer stand for their oppression of the minority. What does not bring about change is liking comments that harass people for mistakes made a decade ago, by canceling anyone over these mistakes, by driving a woman away from a platform where millions could’ve heard the message that she was trying to spread because of the entitled and toxic personality that these people seem to possess. All of this is driving people away from a social justice movement that is trying to bring about change, and is silencing those who are trying to be heard. Those who participate in this kind of toxic cancel-culture, are making movements like the Black Lives Matter movement an utter joke to those who are trying to understand, or worse, those who like life the way it is, who like their privilege, and want movements like this to be undermined.

In the end, it should be believed that those who called Jenna Marbles out OWE her an apology. Your toxicity drove away a proponent to a movement that could have made a difference. You made a woman who has continually educated herself over the last decade up and leave because you refused to believe that change was possible. These participants also OWE an apology to their closest Black Lives Matter chapter, for they need to understand how much their participation has diminished the message and work of those trying to actually make a difference. Maybe after this experience, they will realize that making a change doesn't happen through cyber-bullying. Perhaps, these people who participated in the cancel-culture that drove away Jenna Marbles will realize that they haven’t done anything to better themselves until they pick up a book from a Black author, or actually take to the streets and march for what should be a basic human right. Besides, maybe marching will also give these people a long-needed lesson on how it feels to have your speech repressed, and how discouraging it is when others won’t listen to what you have to say, just like how they did not listen to all of those apologies they demanded get thrown their way.

For now though, sadly, we get to live with the ramifications of the actions of a few. As long as Jenna is off the internet, there is one less platform bringing the much needed attention to a much needed movement. So, thank you cancel-culture, you silenced someone who has grown and was using their privilege to speak up for the good of those who cannot speak for themselves by claiming they were the very thing they were speaking out against. We all hope you're proud of what you did, that you feel superior for bullying someone. Since you like to cause ramifications like this to come to be, we hope that you ride off this high for a long time, specifically so you leave the rest of those using their platforms and privilege for good alone.

[emma1125]

I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it - A Lot!!!

Lyricists, performers, makers, i'm intending to take you on a compartment voyage to the past. i'm intending to signify some of the strategies that the great lyricists of the past wont to make tunes. These procedures are as yet getting utilized these days by fresh out of the box new musicians more than seventy years after the fact.

I as of late completed a phonephone workshop concerning the art of songwriting, particularly dealing with verses. we tend to analyzed verses from pleasant musicians of the past like Porter, Jerome Kern, Irving Berlin, St. George and lyricist, and contrasted them with blessing day musicians. what is captivating is, a few of an identical things that were done back inside the day are as yet being done on the double to create hit tunes.

In case you're a genuine vocalist, you perceive the value of taking in the great bosses of the past. Genuine musician's don't make the mistake of reasoning that these are just "old melodies". They get a handle on that the aptitude that goes into composing a melody and verses takes stacks of work and cunning utilization of vocabulary.

Along these lines, here's within track. I utilized a Porter tune to exhibit strategies like illustrative process, rhyme, katy perry net worth 2018 sound similarity, discord, activity verbs, and the sky is the limit from there. we tend to furthermore analyzed tunes by Bill Withers, the Bee Gees, and urban focus works of art. Those tunes had similitudes and utilize a few of a comparable systems, regardless of what decade they were composed in.

For those of you World Health Organization are excessively youthful, making it impossible to get a handle on World Health Organization Porter is, he was an acclaimed singer, World Health Organization had hit melodies on Broadway inside the 30s, 40s, and 50s, a few of them wound up interminable works of art.

He contains a melody alluded to as "We should Do It" whose verses go...

"At the point when the lacking Bluebird, World Health Organization has ne'er previously mentioned a word begins to sing spring once the deficient Bluebell at absolute bottom of katy perry net worth the holler begins to ring dong ring dong. when the deficient blue agent inside the center of his work begins to sing a tune to the moon up higher than. it's temperament that is all, simply revealing to North American nation to fall dotty.

Also, that is the reason flying creatures make out, honey bees do it, even instructed insects to, how about we make out, we should fall dotty.

Cool Cape Cod Clams, 'gainst their might want, make out even sluggish jellyfish make out Let's make out, how about we fall dotty."

Presently, I have to indicate anyway this melody utilizes illustrative process, rhyme, inner rhymes, reiteration, and a lot of various vocalist instruments bushed the essential stanza and chorale.

Look at the illustrative procedure and rhyme inside the first line, wherever he says next to no Bluebird and Bluebell at absolute bottom of the holler. What's more, sings spring, ding dong, and "Cool Cape Cod Clams".

Look at the illustrative procedure of the ensemble once he says. Winged animals make out, honey bees do it, even taught bugs make out, we should make out, we should fall dotty. Be that as it may, at that point investigate anyway he utilizes redundancy with the words "Do It" embedded between the rhyme and rhymes. He also utilizes inner rhyme's on honey bees and bugs.

I adore look late motion pictures concerning the great musicians of the past. In the event that you get a chance, watch the film alluded to as "Night and Day", that might be a fictionalized record of Cole Porter's life. diverse motion pictures that I extremely like ar "Rhasody in Blue" concerning Gershwin and "Yankee Doodle Dandy" concerning St. George M. Cohan.

These ongoing films don't reflect reality, anyway they're appallingly engaging and stirring. I basically love look yankee film Classics. Genuine musician's will flip the ongoing into new by being perceptive and imaginative.

In any case, now, here's wherever it gets captivating. We should take a look at the new Katy Perry hit tune, "I Kissed a Girl" and you might be shocked to determine some of precisely the same methods used in her tune somewhat like in Cole Porter's tunes.

In the first place, she begins the melody with authentic process, somewhat like Porter did. the essential stanza begins...

"This was ne'er the way I arranged. Not my expectation. I got subsequently courageous, fascinate hand lost my prudence. it isn't what, I am wont to just need to do you on. I am interested for you. Grabbed my eye.

I kissed a woman and that I preferred it the style of her cherry Chapstick I kissed a woman just to do it. I trust my individual don't worry about it. It felt along these lines off-base. It felt in this way right. try not to mean I am dotty today around evening time. I kissed a woman and that I enjoyed it I preferred it"

You can just picture the scene in your musings. The verses cause you to see a miss hanging out at a festival together with her immerse her hand, a touch bit wet. you'll have the capacity to also envision incalculable women there, redirection with each other. the colleagues ne'er need to skip at any rate. the ladies have gotten a touch kittenish.

All of a sudden a woman gets her attention. She previously mentioned that it isn't what she's wont to, anyway she's getting a touch fearless (and inquisitive) when two or three beverages. we keep an eye on all in all probability get a handle on a touch this school age and furthermore the wild partys. Its a dependable fact that women World Health Organization ar normally keep, basically would conceivably get yourself redirection on the table's once they get a touch alcoholic.

At that point we will in general get to the theme...

"I kissed a woman and that I enjoyed it". Notice anyway they put pressure in there, similar to it is an unexpected that she preferred it. At that point see anyway they utilized rhyme out and about "taste of her cherry Chapstick". Presently, I wasn't there, anyway I will wager that line was CRAFTED to make reference to "cherry Chapstick" instead of lipstick to ask rhyme. remember Cole Porter's sing spring, ding dong, and cool Cape Cod shellfishes?

At that point they infuse some extra pressure by voice correspondence "I trust my individual don't worry about it" - because of maybe he can, maybe he won't. they are fiddling with all sensibly feelings and dreams here.

Also, next, they require thereforeme contrastive resistance with "It felt so wrong, it felt in this manner right". savvy lady gone unsafe. At long last, she completed with "I kissed a woman and that I enjoyed it", like it is an astonishment. At that point, she says, at long last admitting to herself, "I loved it" - like it is a disclosure.

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Lineup Lamentations - GW5

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s for the week!

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WALSH ON WILDCARD

TRANSFERS:

OUT: wildcard

IN: wildcard

Sucks to not have a fun WC pod...but couldn't let that get in the way of keeping my diabolical team for this gameweek.

Waking up on Friday and seeing the news around town the writing was on the wall. A couple hours later and the team sort of picked itself. Obviously this weekend has a high likelihood of being a complete mess after the IB and so I tried to choose players with the medium/long term in mind.

GK:

Ryan (cry)

Sticking with Ryan here and trying to do that thing where I just keep the GK instead of fuck off after being bad to chase points from someone who is "better" only to see Ryan start to bank points.

Not keen on shooting myself in the foot here, and although Brighton aren't set up to defend and park...what team with a 4.5 gk does?

DEF:

Lamptea (cry)

Cheap defense incoming.

Doubling up on defense against my team...vomit. Surely this won't come off, but the small boy attacks a lot as long as he figures out how to stay fit is a decent shout for attacking points in any game he starts. Whether he is still standing past 60...another question entirely. Feels like good value, though, and a solid attacking defender so glad to be in on the party if not a little late to it after he's risen twice.

Dallas (WOL)

Not the biggest feels for cleans from Leeds basically ever but he's another good attacking fullback kinda quasi OOP guy with good underlying stats so we'll give him a shot. Don't really know shit about anything with who has a good defense yet so trying to just spread it around and see what sticks. Rotate them and play fixtures. At least he's fun and it'll be more fun to own a Leeds player from now on watching their games. Ayling was in consideration but Dallas seems a bit better stats and shit so just going with that.

Konsa (lei)

Great fixture, amazing actual unreal fixture so clean prob good here. I was looking at Targett but I hate him and he doesn't attack so Konsa seemed a better shout from pod partner when we were discussing it. Having a share of Villa defense seems good as they look good and he's pretty dangerous on set pieces. Another cheap rotational cog who will go in and out of the xi.

MID:

Pulisic (SOU)

Biggest punt in the xi the American is back in. Playing around and talking to pod partner solidified just as a pick that could be a big gainer for me on WC here. We know what he does and now that he is allegedly fit he should go back to shitting points as per. Direct and always in dangerous positions with ridiculous stats he performs like a double digit player not like an 8.3m one. Hoping he can be good in spite of Franklin. Seems like a good fixture for him getting to attack Soton's left side....let's go.

Salah & Mane (eve)

Mo remains and is joined by friend Mane. Pretty straightforward here - Mane looked really good every game so far and Mo is Mo. In a season with many questions and few answers, this is a dead cert. Great players on the best team. Dunno what in hell will happen against Everton but this isn't a short term play.

Son (WHU)

Not completely over the moon in love with this pick but it is.....obvious. Son always performs in FPL no matter who the manager is or what the situation of life is. When he's fit, he gets points. Obviously he's not gonna score 4 and hit triple returns often, but he's just a great player. Being utilized sorta kinda OOP to boot, adding Bale soon will only make them better. At 9m he seems a safe pair of hands.

Sterling (ARS)

Notice a theme here? 5 known quantities and huge dongers in midfield. I know I'm missing out on some value picks in the 6-7m range, but I feel fine with that. City are a bit upside down world at the moment but Raz is still Raz. Can hat on any given week, just like the other four midfielders in my team currently. I still back Pep to get them right and Raz can score goals even when they're wrong. A steady great guy who I know what I'll get.

FWD:

Calvert-Lewin (LIV)

DCL stays. Obvious monster, great guy. Tough fixture but whatevs. Everton going well and fortunate to have only one game per week with Europe starting up this week. Should keep being good.

Brewster (FUL)

There's certainly a chance he doesn't start but I'll run that risk. As you all know I'm big on Brewster as a starter and structured my WC team as such. If he falls on his face after a month or so I'll just double swap him out with one of my mids for a couple of new friends. If not and he looks like he'll tick, then I can keep my massive huge midfield and it'll be so great and fun.

BENCH:

Steele, Walker-Peters, Fredericks, Davis

KWP and Fredericks make up the rest of my defensive five rotation.

KWP is kinda playing wing and Fredericks was looking good with good attacking stats and such. West Ham look good so having a piece there seems good for the long term...and I'm a little bit sorta kinda nervous about Masuaku long term keeping his place.

Soton are a good team, and so just feels fine-ish to get him. I was looking at Ward...but fuck me Joel Ward like. If I had a better idea who was starting CB for us I probably would've gone there as KWP is by far my least favorite of the five I am on but I can see that he's a reasonable FPL pick and good rotational piece.

I should be able to find 3 from these 5 each week without too much of an issue, so we'll see how it goes. I honestly can't remember the last time I did this....maybe 3 or 4 years ago. Throwback to the old days of 5x4.5 defense here we go.

Davis is just a ded guy out there at 4.4m last on the bench. Not too big of a deal to carry a blank player to me and he is low key the only other fit striker on the Villa books so if something happens to Watkins...you never know.

CAP:

Pulisic (SOU)

Time to punt.

Pod partner gave me the courage and in a week where there is no standout that I like why not punt and have fun? I've got myself covered with the other guys, mostly, anyways so we'll see how it goes. Hopefully he starts :D

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ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: De Bruyne

IN: Grealish

Short term plan is turning Kev, Foden, and VVD to Jack (done), Mo, and another semi-premium defender I feel confident holding long term maybe Semedo or something like that.

I was thinking of prepping for a Werner to Kun move but I don’t see that as being just one week away so I might have time there before jumping on Kun.

I really wanted to have 2 FT next week after this clusterfuck week followed by UCL so here I am... Jack has a fantastic fixture Leicester are really a fucked up mess with all their injuries and Jack / Villa are flying. His move to LW and the upgrades throughout the team really has me buzzing for him as a FPL asset. Following it.

GK:

Martinez (lei)

Great fixture. Leicester are an aforementioned fucking disaster right now and very injured and Villa are looking great. Very cleanable come on you Villains.

DEF:

Lamptey (cry)

Good clean fixture but the young boy is still knocked and I’m worried about his health. Come on Tariq really need to trust you going forwards.

van Dijk and Alexander-Arnold (eve)

Not expecting a clean here but also could be a grindy 0-0. Ancelotti has done well vs. the reds last couple years so I don’t feel great about it but also still VVD and Trent are the best so... ya know... not all bad.

MID:

Sterling and Foden (ARS)

Kev out in theory makes Foden more likely to start? I can hope at least...

Raz is great I’m not worried about him, and while Arsenal are doing better defensively it’s still a big ask to shut this City side down. Though no Kev and no #9 is troublesome for City.

Grealish (lei)

My thoughts are above in the transfer section but yeah Jack is putting up humongous superstar numbers and looking it too up there at LW. Keep it up Jack. Could be a guy I keep all season.

Rodriguez (LIV)

Obviously really tough matchup but Hamez is just unbelievable so you set and forget him. Also a lot better to be at Goodison instead of Anfield so I could see Everton getting something and if they do then that usually goes through Hamez.

FWD:

Calvert-Lewin (LIV)

DCL is great doesn’t really require words at this point.

Wood (wba)

Wood to Brewster was definitely in my thoughts this week but I think you cannot ever transfer out an attacker playing against West Brom or Fulham this season that’s just pure blasphemy.

Werner (SOU)

Two weeks of not following shit definitely made me feel better about owning Timo then before. Chelsea are getting their superstar wingers back soon and they’ll be way too much firepower for most teams in the league to handle. On paper this should be a great fixture for pace in behind Southampton’s really shitty defenders and high line. Come on Timo.

CAP:

Werner (SOU)

Cap gave me a headache this week and it came down to a coinflip between Jack and Timo.

I honestly think Jack is probably a little more likely to get any return like an assist or even a clean point+assist type of little ding dong but I think Timo is more likely to haul points in what could be a very back and forth high scoring match.

Brace+ type of haul is what I’m gunning for with my cap soooo yeah here we go. Sorry to the guy who asked on Friday My Life about capping Timo... Here I am.

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Teen Titans Spotlight #7: Hawk

I finally found Rob Liefeld's reference for drawing guns!

This was the airport in Denver before it was replaced by the Illuminati.

I thought this scene was going to instantly morph into the cover. Stupid airports and their no guns policies! Although this was 1987. Couldn't you bring anything you wanted onto a plane in 1987?! Maybe I'm thinking of flying in the seventies. Once when I was seven, I remember sitting next to a guy flying with fifteen goats and a keg of sulfuric acid while I let the tired Catholic priest seated next to me rest his head in my lap. Excuse me while I draw a MAGA cap onto Hawk in every panel of this comic book so it reads more like 2019. He's got their philosophy down pat on the first page! "I love everything lefties hate even if I don't know anything about those things! At least I fucking know what the 'AR' in AR-15 stands for! Idiots!" The only problem with this initial scene is that the anti-nuclear canvasser puts his hands on Hawk and then security proclaims there was no provocation. No wait. I used the phrase "the only problem" wrong because there are multiple problems with this scene. One of the problems, I admit, stems from me reading this in 2019. When I first read the panel with security saying, "Let's go," I didn't read it as security breaking up the fight. I read it in the voice of every fucking kid on Twitch or Mixer ready to escalate some shit. I thought the fight was just getting started! Another problem because I should probably wring out more than one extra problem after saying this scene had more than one problem with it is that the canvasser even continues to argue his point with somebody who threatened to give them a fat lip. He's never going to get any signatures from willing people if he spends all his time arguing with people who are obviously not into his groove. Canvassers need way thicker skin than this guy has! Just say "Have a nice day!" and move on!

I didn't know that stripping down to your underwear was a valid defense for violently going apeshit bananas in public.

It's actually worse than stripping down to his underwear. Hawk actually had to unpack his costume and get into it to prove that he had the right to punch a hippie. Security is all, "Well, since you got the Twinkie product placement in, I guess we have to let you go. But don't go punching anybody who isn't a terrorist from now on, you got me?!" The Stapleton Airport Security team have ferreted out a plan by "one of these Middle Eastern terrorist gangs" to sabotage the Crow Mountain Nuclear Power Plant. Hawk pulls his mask down and screams, "Not Crow Mountain! Nuclear is my favorite!" The Security Chief says, "Hopefully the guy you punched was actually one of the terrorists because that would make your actions seem less crazy in context later (even if you didn't actually know he was a terrorist) and also make our story seem less bigoted by making the terrorists white guys." Hawk responds, "Why isn't anybody biting my Twinkie? Don't you understand what an imperative is?!" Now I wish Hawk was a violent, short-fused asshole who was only concerned with proper grammar. Hawk tells the security guys that he'd love to help kill a few terrorists so call him if some shit goes down. Security is all, "Apparently we can't charge Teen Titans with assault so, um, enjoy your stay! Try not to punch too many Coloradans!" But they seemingly come to their senses when Hawk is out of punching range.

With all these snack references, I suspect the terrorists will be stopped by their love of fruit pies.

Hawk is in Colorado to attend an anti-terrorism seminar at a corporate funded think tank called the Kellogg's Group. Why is this comic book insisting on making my mouth water?! Does it know I'm currently not eating sugar?! Hawk is the only hero to attend this anti-terrorism seminar because the other Teen Titans, the Justice League, and the Outsiders declined because they didn't want to be seen endorsing any particular group. Infinity Inc. wasn't invited. Hawk makes a huge splash at the seminar with logical statements and incendiary truth bombs.

Almost got that terrorism sorted! Time for a Ding Dong!

Hawk leaves the meeting to go look at Colorado's natural beauty while fuming about wimps and losers. I'm sympathetic to writer Mike Baron's leftist viewpoints so I'm not going to start calling Hawk "Strawman" during this commentary. But, I mean, he's really quite the caricature of the super-patriotic, support-the-police-at-any-cost, hippies-fucking-suck redneck, isn't he? I probably didn't use dashes correctly in that last sentence but I felt it made it somewhat clearer. For the layman! I know grammar nerds are going all Grammar Hawk on me! "You wimp! You loser! You should be gunned down the Israeli way!" The National Guard stops by in a helicopter to tell the Kellogg's Corporation that they need to evacuate. The Stapleton Airport Security Guard Detectives were right! Terrorists have captured the Crow Mountain Nuclear Plant! Hawk watches from his idyllic perch on the mountain and thinks more of his profound thoughts.

MAGA!

What the fuck is Hawk toting around in that ginormous case? Is it Mike Brady's architectural designs for a new theme park? Or is it a Banana Splits poster?! I'm only five pages into this comic book and I don't think I've ever been so entertained. Hawk is fucking nuts. Is every character with "Hawk" in their name a ranting aggressive conservative bastard? Maybe it's characters with "Hawk" in their name or characters whose names begin with "H" and end with "K"? Is that what made Hulk so angry? Was it welfare queens, immigrants, and the estate tax? Inside Hawk's gigantic tube is the Hawkglider. That's just a hang-glider made from PVC pipe and a re-purposed parachute.

"If you want something done right wing, you've got to do it yourself!" is the original Ayn Rand quote.

Hawk is a big dumb fucker. He might be the anti-Batman. He glides into the power plant to discover a guard unconscious on the ground. In one panel, he notices the guard has an insect bite on his neck. In the next panel, Hawk gets big by an insect and doesn't make any kind of intuitive or logical connection between the two. Instead he just explodes again, calls the bug a wimp and a loser, and rushes inside to kill some terrorists.

For such an angry guy, he sure sneaks comically.

Hawk discovers more guards out cold with bug bites. That makes him think, "More bug bites...what the heck...they should have called Orkin." Immediately followed by this panel:

"Gah! Where's my gun?!"

Hawk needs to stop being so comically angry, conservative, and stupid or I'm going to scan every panel in this issue.

Now I need to add misogy...wait. Is her name "Stupid Broad"?!

Hawk recognizes Stupid Broad because she was with Jerry, the hippie trying to stop nuclear power. She was outside protesting when the terrorists took over and since she had a wrench on her, she thought maybe she could stop them. Stupid Broad introduces herself as Bonnie so I guess Stupid Broad is her superhero name. Hawk continues to curse the bugs and tells Bonnie to keep her wrench handy. At least he recognizes a superhero team-up when it's happening. How long before he accidentally calls her Dove?

Now I'm imagining Batman hunting The Riddler with some Gotham Police while he mumbles, "Never let it be said that Doctor Wayne's little boy was stupid!"

Christ. I'd forgotten just how long we've been dealing with this whole "leftist media" bullshit. But it fucking worked. The media was so fucking upset that they kept getting called biased that they simply stopped actually reporting on news and just became parrots of right-wing talking points. It's no surprise that I probably have spent more time shitting on journalists and newscasters in these comic book commentaries than I've spent shitting on Republicans. Because the journalists should know better and have instead chosen the easy, cowardly way of avoiding constant criticism. Hawk continues to ignore the bug situation until a giant Preying Mantis made out of bugs approaches. It calls itself Arachnid and it wants an end to all sort of fun things: nuclear power, the destruction of the rain forest, the use of chemical pesticides, the production of acid rain. It's practically asking for an end to humans! I hope Hawk kills it! At one point during the confrontation, Bonnie asks about the Arachnid, "What is it?" This is how Hawk responds:

At first I thought he was being controlled by the bug bites. But, no, this is just his standard demeanor.

After Arachnid states its grievances, Bonnie shouts, "Right on!" Hawk yells, "SHUT UP!" Is this the kind of comic books Comicsgaters are dreaming of going back to? Except for the part where the audience understands Hawk is a huge asshole. They probably read this and, every few pages, rush out into the street to find another guy to high five. Bonnie starts talking about some Frank Herbert book while Hawk asks out loud, "How does a bunch of stupid bugs expect to destroy a nuclear power plant?" Luckily, Arachnid is a helpful bug golem. It's all, "Termites!" Hawk should have saved his Orkin line for this moment! There's only a few pages left so when do they introduce the Fruit Pie Wizard and his magic wand of fruit pie creation? Arachnid disappears into some cracks while the nuclear plants alarms go off, warning of an imminent meltdown. Hawk's plan is to randomly throw switches hoping to get lucky enough to stop the meltdown. Bonnie's plan is to look disaster in the face and find the silver lining.

So every thing he said up until this point was supposed to be encouraging and complimentary?!

Before Hawk can start throwing switches and writer Mike Baron has to do some actual research on what effect that might have on a nuclear power plant beginning to meltdown, Hawk notices an organ in the control room. Hawk's new plan is to hook the organ up to the PA system, play some screechingly high notes, and drive the bugs away! If this works, lawmakers will probably introduce a bill to put organs into every public space, just in case of another terrorist attack by insects. Hawk's plan works and the police thank him for saving Colorado. Then they immediately turn on Bonnie and threaten to arrest her for trespassing. She doesn't strip down to her underwear to prove she's a Teen Titan though, darn it. Instead, Hawk uses his pull as a Titan to get her off the hook. The cop doesn't appreciate it but what can he do? This is Teen Titans Spotlight On: Hawk, not Teen Titans Spotlight On: Podunk Denver Police Officer. Later, Hawk returns to the anti-terrorism seminar and basically proposes organs in every public place. What a fucking douche. The issue ends with Arachnid extending an invitation to Hawk to meet with its queen to discuss negotiations of peace with the insect kingdom. Or maybe it's just Queen Bee behind this all and she's in some serious need for an angry fuck. Teen Titans Spotlight #7: Hawk Rating: B+. Fuck, I was entertained. No wonder all these assholes love Fox news. It's fun having people tell you that what you think is right and confirming your beliefs that the people who think differently are angry fucking dumbies.