#are ridiculous ...

[ghostcreaturetypething]

This is so silly

They’re so silly

[onemightygoldfish]

I found out 2 days ago that in order to cast Darkvision in DnD, you need carrots as an ingredient, and I've been giggling about it at random times on and off ever since

[lastoneout]

Fun ADHD hack is that you're allowed to just go to the library and reserve a study room for a couple of hours and make all your phone calls or whatever adult shit you need to do but can't because your house is for House Stuff and for some reason your brain has designated "phone calls for doctors and other such things" as School Adjacent and therefore refuses to do it in an insufficently academic environment. Like it's free. You can just do that.

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[leofwines]

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

[kensatou]

felt sad. caught up on baseball from the past week. now i'm not that sad anymore.

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

Yelena having a soft spot for abandoned test subjects 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[shattered-daydream]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[zinyli]

hi hi hi more commissions 💥

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

Spy x family is very very good because there's a bit where a far right terrorist group says that they want to start a war and a main character responds by saying to them "have any of you ever killed anyone before? Have you ever been killed before? Have you ever had a limb torn off by an artillery shell? Have you ever heard the sound of bones shattering? Have you ever smelled the reek of rotting flesh? Have you ever found the crushed bodies of your parents and siblings in a pile of rubble that used to be your home? Have you ever discovered a blown-off piece of your lover stuck to a wall? Have you ever been so hungry that you tried to eat tree bark? Or stewed a pot of human flesh? Have you ever convinced yourself that your enemy was subhuman so you could...slaughter them like animals? Have you ever been so haunted by shame and regret afterwards that you cried until you vomited? Have you ever had friends who did the same, and then took their own lives? Did you learn nothing about war at your university?!"

and that's the same volume where they adopt a dog that can see into the future

[paintedcrows]

In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

[southpauz]

DO YOU BLEED?

[madamechrissy]

JJK Men and their DICKS (bc I'm clearly an expert)

I've been asked this a few times so I'm just gonna put it out there- and no I'm not being 'realistic' with inches bc fk realism it's fanfiction-

Satoru Gojo- he's a little shy of nine inches, prettiest pink tip ever OF COURSE, it curves up and a lil thick but not too girthy, with two pretty veins that pop out right under his tip.

Ryomen Sukuna- TRUE FORM x2 this - almost ten inches actually, thick AND girthy, will probably wreck you but you'll try anyway, reddened tip and veiny- both curve up just a lil bit.

Suguru Geto - Seven inches and he's HELLA thick, he has a tan/light brown tip (don't ask I won't reveal my secrets) curves a lil to the right, and he has a little piercing under it too.

Nanami Kento- just shy of eight inches, not much curve, and SO THICK he's thicker than all these men actually (aside from Kuna lol) that it's actually very hard to take, with a reddened tip, veiny asf.

Choso Kamo- He has seven and a half inches, pierced bc OF COURSE, a little more on the thinner side, pink tip and it curves just a bit up, enough to hit that spot for you.

Toji Fushiguro- he's right over eight Inches, he rounds it up to nine though bc he sucks at math, light brown tip, veiny asf, way, way too thickkk, and he knows it, curves a little to the left

Thanks for coming to my ted talk - I'm here for the important matters