#are we 100% sure Vile hasnt done anything to a kaeya hater just yet?

[kaeyachi]

For once, I'd like to see a fic where there's a Kaeya fanclub and they just meet up to share thoughts about him or tell the others about the last sighting of him.

Unless they find an enemy. Then they do a whole operation to get rid of the menace.

Like, Keaya is the shadow who takes care of things in the background, and they'd be the shadows who take care of Kaeya in the backstage.

Random fan lady: I heard from the nuns at the church that Captain Kaeya came back hurt from his last mission.

Random ex-treasure hunter fan: wasn't the mission scheduled to be short and fast? *Narrows eyes* Why did he take so long?

Random knight fan: it was. Something must had happened. Captain Kaeya is not the type to get easily hurt.

Random fan lady: do you think there was foul game?

Random veteran adventurer fan: I think there was a trap, at least.

Cue a whole full room of people organizing coincidences to make the culprit fall and break a leg, the evidence of his crimes conveniently falling next to him.

Funnily enough, the group does exist in canon! Just not as unified as you prefer just yet. His own intel network/ secret friend group really adore him! (but also, who knows? Kaeya is his own unreliable narrator, after all. Maybe his fans + intel group have already built a society somewhere).

We have the ex-treasure hoarder nun and the nun's daughter that kaeya secretly saved

Vile, Kaeya's most notable informant who was also saved by him and is close enough to him to ask him to help with fixing Mond problems (she's also the one who calls him Prince Charming lmao)

Then we have captain Wu and his wife, who Kaeya has helped multiple times

And he also helped that one traveling play group in Sumeru several times too

and this is ignoring all of his admirers in general (like Nesmil, and that one mercenary dude who invited him to dance LMAO and technically we can count the director from the Veluriyam Mirage, though idk if he could help much)

His information network members are people he helped somehow in the past, and they just really insisted on helping him. They are full of admiration to him for sure.

and also, we kinda have Diluc doing the heavy lifting for the Kaeya defense specifically. So much so that HE WONT LET US SEE KAEYA FIGHT. AT THIS RATE IM GONNA TIE HIM UP JUST SO KAEYA CAN DO HIS THING.

But hey, does that fic really not exist? Because now that you mention it, I also haven't seen a fic like that :O The most I have seen are protective KoF and Diluc ones

Imagine the idea that it starts some kind of urban legend where Kaeya is secretly a diety from another land that just arrived to bless the fields of Dawn Winery or something, and that anyone who talks badly about him/hurts him gets cursed (said curses are caused by the Kaeya fanclub... and Diluc if they are unluckier than normal)

Oh you say Kaeya is a bad captain and start spreading rumors? Surprise fall down the stairs for you! (the tallest one in mond to be specific)

You think Kaeya is ugly and tell him regularly? Oh no, you get food poisoning that somehow wont go away!

You try to sabotage Kaeya's work to make him look bad? Well... break a leg! literally 💁