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Bubba , Jason and Michael chilling with their S/o drinking slushies when suddenly, Boom! The slashy bois have brain freeze?

CHARACTERS : BUBBA SAWYER, JASON VOORHEES, MICHAEL MYERS.

BUBBA SAWYER

— Sweet things are a rare treat in the Sawyer household with money being so tight, and their… unique appetites. However, ever since you decided to start pulling your own weight and got a job not too far out of town to help keep the house afloat, you’ve been able to afford the occasional sweet treat for your boy!

— You find that Bubba really likes sugar, and gets so excited when you bring anything sweet home for him to try—seeing as he likely hasn’t been introduced to a lot of treats. It was a particularly punishing hot summer day, and he’d been working so so hard on the farm today. It was only right to reward him!

— So you come sauntering out from the house, two rainbow popsicles in hand and a jug of sweet tea. When you approach, he’s lugging around a bin of chicken feed, which gets dropped the moment he sees you. You giggle as he picks you up in an eager hug, only practically bouncing up and down when you offer him a frozen treat.

— The two of you lean up against the fence, licking eagerly at your popsicles before the blistering sun melts them. Bubba might have been a little too eager though… you have half a mind to tell him to slow tf down before he gets a—

— it’s too late, he’s bitten a big chunk off of the popsicle. There’s an ominous silence and anticipation as you watch him worriedly, tongue sticking out of your mouth. And then he seizes, whimpering and tossing the frozen treat away from him like it had burned him. He holds his head, and you almost drop your own popsicle as you leap forward to comfort him.

— “Hey hey woah! calm down, bubs it’s just a brain freeze!” You wheeze, trying hard not to laugh as he wiggles and scrunches his face up underneath the mask of flesh. “It’ll go away soon, just relax.” You press a smiling kiss to his masked cheek and rub his back as that cold sting finally ceases.

— When Bubba recovers from the frosty attack he frowns at the melted rainbow puddle and stick in the grass, the remains of his dessert.

— “Aw c’mon don’t be sad. You can have some of mine.” That brings a smile back to his face.

JASON VOORHEES

— Jason doesn’t really need to eat, but you still like to feed him. And he likes to, you think. It’s hard to tell if he only eats because you insist or he genuinely enjoys your cooking— or takeout if you’re not deft in the kitchen. He humors you though, and that’s all you could ever ask for.

— You’re so used to him eating dinner with you at this point that you don’t think twice when you make an extra slushee for movie night. He looks a little confused when you pass him the frozen drink, but takes it without protest, as always— the sweetheart <333

— You sigh as you sip at your slushee, smiling around the straw as your favorite cold mix of flavors dance across your mouth. Your eyes are glued to the TV watching the two protagonists of the western romance flick dance around each other in that shy teenager like way you always see in movies before they’re thrown into a horseback gunfight.

— It startles you a little when you hear a loud slurping sound, eyes fluttering over to see that Jason’s downed a third of the slushee in one go and your eyes widen in thinly-veiled horror. Oh no.

— The response is immediate. You see his good eye wince and he goes rigid beside you, and when a hand on his forearm doesn’t settle him you try to hold in a grin when you realize that your hulking zombie boyfriend is experiencing a very human brain freeze.

— Your humanness demands you to laugh though, and so you burst into a fit of giggles when you see him look accusingly at the cup. You roll onto the floor as laughs wrack your body, hands on your stomach. What’s even more hilarious is that he has no idea why you’re laughing, just staring with that concerned baby blue eye as you lose your shit.

— Once you’re done rolling around on the floor you key him in on the importance of sipping. He still doesn’t entirely understand.

— What’s even cuter though is the way he watches you whenever you take a sip of your own slushee throughout the night, worried you may get this notorious “brain freeze” and you might not survive it.

MICHAEL MYERS

— Please show him what actual food is… you know before actually introducing him to sweets. Otherwise it’s all he’s going to eat. You’re pleasantly surprised when you discover that Michael actually has a sweet tooth! It’s not something he’s going to admit if you ask, but you’ve got candy jars stashed all over your house for a reason. He can never really stop at one either. He’s the type to just sit there and eat a whole bag of candy.

— Chastasizing or scolding him does little to amend this. Michael just does what he wants.

— Unfortunately that means he doesn’t listen to you when you tell him to take slow sips with the slushee you offer him one fateful night. And it’s exactly why he downs half the fucking cup in one slurp, just to spite you.

— Michael doesn’t realize why you’re looking at him so smugly until it hits him. Cold, it’s cold!! It feels like his ears are ringing and his brain stings, a cold stabbing in his head.

— He’s PISSED, it’s literally so funny pls. He throws the rest at the wall, letting it drip down the wall as he flicks his head this way and that. Very much those videos of cats when they get brain freezes. Just kind of walks away, very offended. Like why would you betray him this way, he trusted you???

— “I told you to sip, Mikey! AHAHAHA,” you holler as he retreats to the other room to brood. You’ve got a mess to clean, but that performance was worth it!

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okay but don’t tell me that despite pennywise being determined to keep convince you that you’re just a plaything he lets stay alive— that he wouldn’t jump to your defense like a rabid dog the moment you’re threatened.

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Have a great day !!!

Aw, you too sweetie thanks!!!

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you’re so cute sTOP 😭💕

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just letting y’all know that my masterlist will be under construction for a hot minute. i’m fucking around with it

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Bubba does that thing cats do where if you say their name they make a happy noise

you better believe he does! he’s overjoyed with any positive attention you give him, even if it’s something as simple as casual acknowledgment. every time you say his name he just wiggles happily in place babbling lovingly in response. it might not have the same effect as the contented mrppp from a kitty cat, but you can tell he’s always happy to hear his name on your lips.

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how would y’all feel about a resurrection of this blog hmm? 👀 been a while, but I think I’m ready to play again.

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Can you do a part two to the s/o patient who made friends with Michael in saint groves

That wasn’t my fic 😅 I just reblogged it, and the writer already made a part two over on @slasherhaven

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Please don’t leave us again 🥺

I missed this blog

!! 🥺 i promise i won’t, i really missed being on this blog! i never suspected i’d be back after like… over two years but y’all are stuck with me now 🤡💕

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YOUR BLOG IS SO CUTEEE AND AMAZING

AW THANK YOU!! I’m so glad you like it 🥺💕

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y’all’s requests have me 👁👁 vv excited to work on them

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the urge to rewrite all my old fics is strong. i still like them, but my weird old writing style takes away from it 💀

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hello! just wanted to say that I love your writing so so much!! <3 have a lovely day!

i know this is likely very late but thank you so much i ahsusjnskssn you’re too sweet to me!! 🥺😭💕 you have a lovely day yourself!!

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UPDATE!

sooo i disappeared again 🤡 sorry about that guys! i've just been more interested in other fandoms as of late. i won't abandon this blog because i still love it and all of you!

i'll likely keep on writing for slashers when i'm in the mood for it, though i won't be nearly as active as I was a few months ago

i hope you can understand my current change in interests. i should be back in the fandom soon enough!

thank you all so much for your love and support!

multifandom blog is @vampcubus if you're interested!