#askfelix answers

[askfelix-neverland]

pan: henry i need you to give me your heart

henry: sorry i’m not gay

💥💥💥

I would laugh but. I hate this actually, never speak to me again.

[askfelix-neverland]

I'm forever angry I can't upload this anonymously so I'm not using a regular sign off pretend I'm not here but this you???

Yeah apparently it is.

This made me laugh. Might recreate it and pin it to the wall of my hut.

[askfelix-neverland]

Im on my period and im hurting😔

Pls send help

-e

Sending you the cavalry. I remember those days, and it was hell. My best wishes to you

[askfelix-neverland]

"Did ya miss me?" Pan sounds joyful, like an innocent child. Hands held behind his back, a smile upon his lips. "Doesn't matter. There's something I need you to do. Remember that new boy we brought along? Well, he's starting to bore me. What do you think we should do about it?"

Felix’s shoulders slouch just a little without him realizing it, even as he puts on a smile and looks up at Pan. It’s been a while - he had been alone watching the Boys… which was nice. But he told himself he liked this better anyway.

“We could start a game of Tag if you’d like. You always seem to quite enjoy when we play that.” He’s immediately in the back and forth he always ends up in when Pan is around, like it’s natural. Like he doesn’t have to try. Even though it’s forced. Even though he has to try very hard.

[askfelix-neverland]

(I think this goes to after!felix)

Why are you laughing over chocolate? What could possibly be so funny about hersheys kisses?

Just an odd name isn’t it? Why kisses? Are they in the shape of the small, odd thing? Seems an unnecessary shape to put chocolate in. I don’t know, just seems bizarre.

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To After!Felix

So we *are* friends now. Good to know. I'm glad we're friends. Mayhaps I will ominously appear in Neverland. Not that Pan will be particularly happy with me. I've never been good at rule following.

Much love 🫶

Nah we’ll make a space for you, don’t even worry. The rules we have are limited and only there for basic survival - don’t think about it too much. We’ll have fun, I can promise that.

[askfelix-neverland]

@swan-tastic asked: “"You know, you could have had a better life in Storybrooke. You could have been happier."”

If you’d like to do a different thread set somewhere else let me know (I wasn’t sure where you wanted this to sit)

Felix scoffed when he heard the Savior and her naive little words. He could have laughed louder - he was tempted to, just to he obnoxious - but the scoff got out first. Instinct, as much as it was for an eye roll to soon follow. “You know nothing about my time on Neverland. If I’d stayed on the Mainland I would have been miserable. And if I betrayed Pan like the other Boys…” he lost his luster as he said it. They’d betrayed Pan. Part of him still didn’t believe it. He hated how the knowledge rung out his insides. They’d betrayed Pan and now he was dead. Pan had lost. It felt impossible to Felix - he didn’t believe in anything as much as he believed in Pan… and yet… he got irritated and looked away. “There’s no place for me in Storybrooke, Emma. There’s no place for any of the Lost Boys. We belong on Neverland - and you’ll see it soon enough.” He knew they were too wild, too angry, too violent. Emma would become Sheriff Swan soon enough, and he knew which side of the cell bars he’d end up standing on. She wasn’t his savior, she never would be.

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To Underworld!Felix

How's it going, dude? Are you getting used to the underworld?

It’s… I‘m not as miserable as I was when I first got here. Met an old friend. I don’t realize just how much I missed being free to express myself openly around her without Pan‘s all present eye to force is to behave as he wishes.

It’s nice.

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To After!Felix

I don't really like hugs, but since you've been feeling stressed out lately, I might as well give you one. I hope you get everything sorted out soon. And who knows. Maybe I'll get to pop by Neverland in the future.

You know what, I’d like that. I appreciate your hug - I hope to see you on the island soon, my friend.

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To before!Felix

Being an orange cat just means you're kinda stupid and extremely lovable. Fun fact, my grandmother used to have an orange cat that my six year old self thought was a great idea to haul around the house, so it was just me dragging this long ass orange cat everywhere with me, which is hilarious looking back

You know what hell yeah! This is 100% the legacy I want for myself actually.

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To After!Felix.

I know you get this a lot from everyone else, but I wish to express my own sentiment. It's very comforting to talk to you. I'm glad you exist.

…Thanks, Mars. It really nice to hear that honestly. Kinda needed to right now - things have been stressful.

[askfelix-neverland]

I meant on thin ice, not eyes.. sorry i didnt sleep for a day😭

I knew what you meant. Now go get sleep or I swear to god.

[askfelix-neverland]

You will soon see why i hate these two lostboys.

Now the final piece

Art.

[askfelix-neverland]

Have you ever met the mute mermaid?

I’ve heard of her, but we’ve never spoken. I suppose she hasn’t really spoken with anyone though, hm?

[askfelix-neverland]

I ship it

His face falls, and for a moment something very dark crosses over his face. He doesn’t say anything for a while, then his eyes slide away, but whatever had come over him doesn’t lift. “Funny.” It’s flat. Empty. Numb.

[askfelix-neverland]

"Now that one I could give you quite frequently, if you were here. Not a daily occurrence by far, but frequent enough. "

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Sad that i wouldnt be able to enjoy that sight for long tho, really a shame that you dont have much time left :< guess i wont ever see you covered in blood.

Tho i will see you heartless so-

Every once in a while you send me the most ominous things and I have to wonder if you’re just messing with me for revenge or if I really should be worried with all these asks about me and my fate.