#askjb

[saltydoesstuff]

I absolutely HATED wearing my glasses as a kid (both for poor eye sight as a severe lazy eye) but now that I truly can't see much without them I gotta now-- also was outside literally all the time as a kid. We lived in a very small town then so I could do pretty much whatever I wanted and go where I wanted, now I much prefer to stay inside moots (that I know of let me know if I missed you askjb)- @milks-thoughts @ramblehour And anyone else who wants to join!

New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid

Free for anyone to join in

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[asklucaskaiser]

@askjb

can I wear a cape to prom?

[askjeremyking]

Happy birthday, you tiny tidy boy!

well...thanks i guess. it’s not the worst day to celebrate with people...a little bit. 

[askshilohfields]

Tell me how great I am.

You’re the best! The greatest person to ever come to our school! And you’re awesome at debating too! Alicia wouldn’t have won without you ^v^

[ask-nurse-lynn]

EVERYTHING IS ALL WRONG

Is it an emergency?! Whatever it is I’m on my way! (ฅ⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́)و ̑̑

     @askjb

[justinbieberhgrp-blog]

You hate your earlier songs from when you were young.

“Are you kidding me, man? Those songs will always be something I hold dear to me. Yah, I mean, some were pretty damn cringy but that’s life. We grow up and we are cringe. The awkward stages of our lives should be something we should cherish.”

[asklucaskaiser]

Valentine, I'd hop over your school's gates and break into your school just to attend prom with you

is Lucas your boyfriend?? if he is I don’t think he can go to prom with you,,

Are you saying Lucas wouldn’t drop everything in order to go to prom with me? Because frankly, I find that offensive. 

@asklucaskaiser please confirm that attending prom with with me would be the greatest honor anyone could ever hope for.

[666yvv]

I'm 6ft. (which is tall for someone whos your age lol)

can i admit i immediately opened a height comparison tab the moment i saw this-

[discourse-daily]

WE INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLLING TO BRING YOU A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

Just moments ago @askjb answered an ask relating to Pran Taylor and Everett Gray. The question? Who's the better date?

Obviously, a question like that is sure to create discourse within the group, and so without missing a beat the staff at Discourse Daily set fourth to report and analyze the responses.

JB, aka the thirstiest girl at SSB, answered just the way we all anticipated. She said she couldn't judge which of the boys was a superior date because she hasn't had a date with all of the "Jerk Squad."[1] We all expected her to relate this to the other boys as some roundabout way to persuade them into dating her as well, but the real story here lies in the tags of her post.

While her initial stance was that she couldn't eliminate either boy as the worse date, the tags state " so what im saying is, the answer is obvious," meaning JB has indeed made her decision. She even goes so far as to mention a negative aspect of both dates: Everett's crippling need to be connected with his mother at all times, and Pran's terrible stubbornness which led to a threat about arson.

So, which boy has been deemed SSB's most unappealing date?

Resident mama's boy, Everett Gray? Who could barely get through a meal without touching his phone?

Or the man whose energy is nearly identical from a middle school girl who is obsessed with horse books, Pran Taylor. The man who threatened to commit a crime for planting a tree.

As a hard hitting news blog, we frown upon assuming the answer. So, we plan to reach out to JB, as well as the boys, for an exclusive interview where we blow this story wide open.

Stay tuned

[asklucaskaiser]

Burning question on everyone's mind: did you bring any lollipops to prom?

You know I did babe. I carry some with me all the time. ;)

[askjeremyking]

I need the full set. Jeremy, if you were the group supervisor, what would you make us do in the meetings?

sit and stew in miserable silence the whole time. it’d be infinitely better than the bullshit lynn makes us do now

[askshilohfields]

How did you make the History teacher okay with staging a coronation during her class? Not that I'm complaining!

It was historically accurate! Or it was supposed to be, haha ^v^

[ask-nurse-lynn]

Lynn, either tell me you'd vote for me for Prom Queen or I'm never coming to a group meeting again.

Of course! You’re a very kind and popular young lady among the other students, so you have my vote for sure! :)

@askjb

[xoxo-daily]

As @askjb said, how can you dab on haters you don’t have?

[askadrianwulu]

@askjb I don’t think it worked

[ask-bae-pyoun]

I would like to extend my most sincere apology to @askjb. It was wrong of me to insinuate that our group would conspire against you in such a terrible way. I should have never said we voted for Missy, and can only hope you find it in your generous heart to forgive me.

You absolutely deserve the title of Prom Queen, and have my unabashed support in this and most of your future endeavors.

Sincerely yours,

Bae Pyoun