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Series …

ongoing

THE IDLER WHEEL Rust Cohle, True Detective

1• THE IDLER WHEEL … (set 1997)

2• MY HEART IS A BLOODHOUND! (set 1998)

• other stuff … (chronological? 1996–1998)

Heavenly creatures

Over in no time

Siamese dream

Got shocked

Second-hand handsome man

Lover’s fevers

Rust 5

Rust 6

When the pawn …

Horses in my dreams (set 1997–1998)

discontinued (sorry)

IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING Ethan Hunt, M:I

(set after Ghost Protocol)

1• He deserves to get punched in the dick

2• Try not to think about it

3• Why don’t you just stop lying to me?

4• Have you eaten anything today?

5• Tell me if you need anything

6• Relax

7• You’re a good person …

8• Did we get it?

9• I thought we were done with all of it

10• They don’t care about you

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One shots …

MITCH Mitch Rapp, American Assassin

A HUNDRED LIFETIMES AGO … Bill Cage, Edge of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat

KIND BROWN EYES Newt, Maze Runner

NOBODY NOTICES Vincent, Collateral

BREATHLESS Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

WEDDING-SEASONAL DEPRESSION Jeff Winger, Community

LET’S SETTLE DOWN … Din Djarin, The Mandalorian

YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME Pete Mitchell, Top Gun

TIME MOVES SLOWLY Pete Mitchell, Top Gun

i’m super happy to see about requests for things if you just drop me an ask!! — whether i write it will entirely depend on how obsessed i am about the thing/character tho 🎀

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Extras !

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[star--anon]

we need to talk about an AU where Janson gives up on trying to find a Cure and instead starts focusing on making himself an army so that when the Cranks inevitably break down WCKD's walls, he can survive

Minho being trained into a soldier. In fact, he's kind of Janson's test dummy. His body is the strongest, the most resistant, so Janson tries out different "training" methods on him first.

Brainwash included. Maybe Janson even repurposes the fear simulator. As a hijacking method. Or maybe a punishment. Be a soldier or go insane.

[geraskier]

personally i can't get over learning that the trump shooter had been known for poor marksmanship.

[schmilsson]

IDNÖ....

compilation

[tomionefinds]

Abandoned but Worth It

What does this mean? We have an Abandoned tag. We've decided to compile a list of fairly popular, now some obscure, fics that are abandoned, but worth reading. Our criteria for this title is thus:

It has not been updated within the last 2 years, has been orphaned, or has been given a fast summary at the end by the author

Presents a unique take on the relationship or a new dynamic to the ship

Advances world-building, or posits its own magical theory, in the HP world

Length (we avoided those with only a few chapters)

Here are some of the fics that met the criteria for abandoned but worth it. We will continue to add to this list as the year goes on. And never say never. Fics left alone for years can suddenly come back and finish.

Authors; If you see your fic on this list and its not abandoned, please DM us.

-TF Team

This Tangle of Thorns by theriskybusinessofwriting

M | 39k Her mother had gotten herself a new lover. His name was Tom. Modern AU. No magic. Slightly inspired by Lolita.

The Orphanage by Xylosaurus

M | 66k

She was only 8 and had already lost her parents and memories all in one tragic night. Forced to live in Wool's Orphanage, Hermione finds friendship with a 9-year-old Tom Riddle but is soon ripped from him by a prophecy. Six years have passed and he still looks for her. AU Tomione

Bodyswitch by Winterblume

T | 50k

Hermione's in hell and all her nightmares have come true. She's turned into a brainless bimbo and is failing all her classes quite spectacularly. Her teachers have, in fact, already given up on her and just sit back and watch her flunk all her NEWTs. Yes, it's nothing but hell for Hermione. On the upside, things can hardly get any worse. Right?

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by LovelyVillain

E | 300k

Hermione hasn’t seen Tom since he disappeared from Wool’s Orphanage eight years ago, taking her heart with him. But now, he’s returned, a string of bodies at his feet and a league of assassins at his back. British Intelligence Officer Harry Potter leads the investigation to catch a highly skilled killer wreaking havoc across Europe, while Hermione struggles between what is right and the man she loves. Killing Eve inspired AU

More beneath the cut!

Orphea by SallyJAvery

M | 48k

"You could not believe I was more than your echo." A spell to sing the dead to life, when the living are lost. Tomione, post-war, dystopian AU.

The Pendulum of the Mind by AvaJune

M | 118k

Tom's fingers slid across her skin as he pulled up her sleeve, feeling irregular bumps and scarring as he watched in fascination as instead of a dark mark, he steadily revealed rune carvings. His eyes flicked back to hers, watching her reaction to his touch. "I will give you this, witch. You are unbearably intriguing," he murmured. Madness flies in the face of logic, and if there is one thing Hermione Granger cannot abide, it's things that defy logic. There is always something against her, this time the very laws of time and space. There is, however, a truth she now knows about herself; she isn't quite the rule girl she once thought she was. *Hermione - Tom Riddle. AU, Post Battle of Hogwarts*

Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter

T | 77k

As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy. [summary in final chapter]

Nothing Like the Sun by Orphan_account

E | 118k

There’s something unnerving about Tom Riddle. Hermione’s never quite been able to articulate just what it is about him that unsettles her so: after all, Riddle’s popular and charming and adored by Hogwarts staff and students alike. Still, she’d swear that there’s something lurking beneath that warmly polite veneer of his, something that lies in wait like a serpent in the dark. But it’s not until her sixth year at Hogwarts, when she rashly confronts him over an unprecedented act of violence, that the full force of Riddle’s chilling regard is abruptly and wholly turned on her.

Blood is Thicker by AbsintheDreams

M | 75k

A/U: Still Hogwarts Universe, but I play with the timeline alot. Hermione is just twelve when she meets Riddle. Just a child when she witnesses a sadistic murder in the halls of her sacred school. Popular, humble, well mannered, Riddle always gets what he wants. Victims, admirers, enemies, followers…they all fall in line. Except the defiant girl with his mark on her skin. She only wants his downfall, and he will only settle for her total submission.

The Anti-Heroine by cheshire_carroll

M | 641k

Hermione Granger knows she's not a good person. Disillusioned with life at only twelve years old; she is cynical, manipulative, ruthless and, above all else, a survivor. For six years she has lived on the streets of London with only her sharp mind and her sharper knives to keep her alive, but a letter from an owl changes everything for Hermione, and the bond she forms on the Hogwarts Express with a timid boy with broken glasses, skinny wrists and a lightning-shaped scar will change the whole of Wizarding Britain.   Main Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

Handling a Dark Lord Wannabe by cleighc

E | 89k

Hermione was not amused. Not. At. All. They had defeated Lord Voldemort after years of struggle. Witnessed the end. She had thought, with relief and without an ounce of charity, that she never had to deal with that pretentious, presumptuous, melodramatic, homicidal son of a bitch ever again. Apparently the castle had other ideas.

Bitter Almonds by orphan_account

E | 63k

What would happen if the Mauraders, the Golden Trio, and the Knights of Walpurgis all went to school together? Also, what if Tom Riddle developed a strange obsession with Hermione Granger?

Et in Arcadia ego by muggleriddle

T | 55k

When Hermione found that little spell hidden in between the complicated illustrations of a book, she imagined she would get a destroyed horcrux with it, not a brand new Tom Riddle.

Journey of the Soul by Queen_Medieva E | 197k

A decade spent as the Undesirable Number One under the Dark Lord's tyrannical regime would challenge anyone's perception of "right" and "wrong". What lengths would YOU go to for a chance at a new life? In the early morning hours of May 2nd 2008, exactly ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger ceased to exist.

Addendum: He is also a liar by ergott

Not Rated | 158k

Despite his impoverished circumstances, Tom Riddle always knew he was destined for great things. The ability to travel back and forth through time was a bit of a surprise, though. Also a surprise: the bushy-haired little girl he meets in the future who possesses powers to match his own. Eventual Tomione; starts pre-Hogwarts

[sah1x1s-archived]

★ James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes (Marvel) ★ Steven Grant Rogers (Marvel) ★ Anthony Edward Stark (Marvel) ★ Clint Barton (Marvel) ★ Stephen Strange (Marvel) ★ Loki Odinson (Marvel) ★ Raven Darkholme (Marvel) ★ Katherine “Kitty” Pryde (Marvel) ★ Elizabeth “Betty” Ross (Marvel) ★ Antonia “Toni” Stark (Marvel) ★ Victor von Doom (Marvel) {FC: Oscar Isaac} ★ Kate Bishop (Marvel) (Hawkeye) ★ Wade Wilson (Marvel) (Deadpool) ★ Erik Lehnsherr (Marvel) (X-Men Origins) ★ Charles Xavier (Marvel) (X-Men Origins) ★ James “Logan” Howlett (Marvel) ★ Peter Parker (Marvel) {TASM - FC: Andrew Garfield} ★ Gwendolyn “Gwen” Stacy (Marvel) {TASM - FC: Emma Stone} ★ Eddie Brock/Venom (Marvel) ★ Matt Murdock (Marvel) (FC: Ben Affleck) ★ Frank Castle (Marvel) ★ Marc Spector | Steven Grant | Jake Lockley (Marvel) (Moon Knight)

★ Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) ★ Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon) ★ Harwin Strong (House of the Dragon) ★ Jacaerys Velaryon (House of the Dragon) ★ Jamie Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) ★ Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) ★ Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones) ★ Rhaegar Targaryen (Game of Thrones) ★ Robb Stark (Game of Thrones) ★ Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones) ★ Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones) ★ Missandei (Game of Thrones) ★ Obyren Martell (Game of Thrones) ★ Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones) ★ Benny Miller (Triple Frontier) ★ William Miller (Triple Frontier) ★ Frankie Morales (Triple Frontier) ★ Santiago Garcia (Triple Frontier) ★ Tom Davis (Triple Frontier) ★ Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) ★ Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games) ★ Gale Hawthorne (The Hunger Games) ★ Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games) ★ Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games) ★ Sirius Black (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Remus Lupin (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ James Potter (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) ★ Bellatrix LeStrange (Harry Potter) ★ Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them) ★ Albus Dumbledore (Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them) {FC: Jude Law} ★ John Silver (Black Sails) ★ James Flint (Black Sails) ★ Jack Rackham (Black Sails) ★ Elenore Guthrie (Black Sails) ★ Max the Whore (Black Sails) ★ Charles Vane (Black Sails)

★ Fiona Gallagher (Shameless) ★ Ian Gallagher (Shameless) ★ Phillip “Lip” Gallagher (Shameless)

★ Dean Winchester (Supernatural) ★ Sam Winchester (Supernatural) ★ John Winchester (Supernatural)

★ Steve Trevor (DC Universe) ★ Diana Prince (DC Universe) ★ Barry Allen (DC Universe) ★ Arthur Curry (DC Universe) ★ Bruce Wayne (DC Universe) {FC: Ben Affleck} ★ Lex Luthor (DC Universe) {FC: Jessie Eisenberg} ★ Clark Kent (DC Universe)

★ Joel Miller (The Last of Us) ★ Sarah Miller (The Last of Us) ★ Ellie Williams (The Last of Us) ★ Tommy Miller (The Last of Us) {FC: Adam Driver}

★ Rue Bennett (EUPHORIA) ★ Maddy Perez (EUPHORIA)

★ Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin’s Creed: || ) {FC: Ben Barnes} ★ Eivor Varinsdottir (Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla) {FC: Charlie Hunnam} ★ Bayak of Siwa (Assassin’s Creed: Origins) {FC: Oscar Isaac} ★ Edward Kenway (Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag) {FC: Zach McGowan} ★ Alexios of Sparta (Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey) {FC: Theo James} ★ Brasidas of Sparta (Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey) {FC: Gerard Butler} - [Exclusively shipped with @lovelylostminds] ★ Hytham Sám Nakjavani (Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla) {FC: Michele Morrone} ★ Basim Ibn Ishaq (Assassin’s Creed: Mirage) {FC: Dev Patel} ★ Eivor Wolf-Kissed (Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla) {FC: Charlie Hunnam} ★ Nathan Drake (Uncharted) {FC: Tom Holland} ★ Laura Croft (Tomb Raider) {FC: Angelina Jolie} ★ Spyro the Dragon (Spyro) {FC: Animated} ★ Simon "Ghost" Riley (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) {FC: Charlie Hunnam} ★ John "Soap" MacTavish (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) {FC: Neil Ellice} ★ Captain John Price (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) {FC: Barry Sloane} ★ King Arthur Pendragon (King Arthur) ★ Mary Stuart, Queen of Scotts (Reign) ★ Anne Boleyn (The Tudors) ★ Evelyn O’Connell (The Mummy) ★ Jack Dawson (Titanic) ★ Marcus Acacius (Gladiator 2) ★ Andy Barber (Defending Jacob) ★ Cole Turner (Ghosted) ★ Javier Peña (Narcos) ★ Lisbeth Salander (Girl With the Dragon Tattoo) ★ Tiffany Maxwell (Silver Linings Playbook) ★ Dr. Gregory House (House) ★ Raleigh Beckett (Pacific Rim) ★ Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park) ★ Eliot Stabler (Law and Order: SVU) ★ Carmen Berzatto (The Bear) ★ Hank Palmer (The Judge) ★ Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)

★ Hades; Lord of the Underworld {Mythological} {FC: Tom Ellis} ★ Poseidon; God of the Seas {Mythological} {FC: Jason Momoa} ★ Eros; God of Love {Mythological} {FC: Andrew Garfield} ★ Zeus; God of the Sky {Mythological} {FC: Luke Evans} ★ Apollo; God of the Sun {Mythological} {FC: Sam Clafin} ★ Dionysus; God of Wine {Mythological} {FC: Josh Duhamel} ★ Hermes; God of Thieves {Mythological} {FC: Alex Pettyfer} ★ Morpheus; God of Sleep {Mythological} {FC: John Bernthal} ★ Heracles; God of Strength {Mythological} {FC: Kellan Lutz} ★ Ares; God of War {Mythological} {FC: Henry Cavill} ★ Hephaestus; God of the Artisans (Mythological) (FC: Ben Affleck) ★ Prometheus; God of Fire {Mythological} (FC: Cillian Murphy)

★ Din Djarin (The Mandalorian) ★ Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (Star Wars) ★ Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

★ Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) ★ Shane Walsh (The Walking Dead) ★ Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) ★ Maggie Greene (The Walking Dead) ★ Jake Sully - Tsyeyk Suli (Avatar) {In his Na'vi form unless specified/requested} ★ Lo'ak Sully (Avatar: The Way of Water) ★ Michael Guiren (Roswell) ★ King Xander aka Zan (Roswell) ★ Diego Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) ★ Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) ★ Princess Merida of DunBroch (Disney) (FC: Amy Manson) ★ Princess Jasmine of Agrabah (Disney) (FC: Naomi Scott) ★ Periwinkle the Frost Fairy (Disney) (FC: Dove Cameron) ★ Princess Elsa of Arendelle (Disney) (FC: Natalie Dormer)

[gepm251-blog]

Royalty AU

I. POLITICAL LANDSCAPE

The Demonic Kingdom (Commonly referred to as "the Null")

Ancient kingdom formerly ruled by the Seven: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta.

The Seven were overthrown centuries ago by a revolutionary group known as the Keepers, who assassinated the originals and assumed power under the title of High Keepers.

After the uprising, Lucas (Alpha's heir) was captured and tortured for information about a curse placed by Alpha. He was aided in secret by Newt (Epsilon's heir), who aligned with the Keepers to survive and rose as a researcher in their regime.

Present-day Keepers rule with technocratic cruelty. The demonic populace has largely forgotten or buried the legacy of the Seven.

Newt, acting as a double agent, altered Lucas’s identity and smuggled him out centuries later. Lucas now operates under the alias "Lukey."

The Kingdom of Fools

Monarch: King Foolish, a devout follower of the Goddess of Life, following the footsteps of his mother.

Opposes the authority of the Church of Death, which traditionally grants divine legitimacy to rulers.

Declared unfit by the High Priest, sparking political upheaval.

Core Leadership:

Marquise Sneeg Snag: Guardian of the Citadel; subordinate to Ros.

Duchess Ros Cumber: Oversees internal affairs; de facto regent.

Princess Zam: Crown Princess; daughter of Foolish.

Tango: Knight.

Clown Pierce: Archmage.

The Trox Confederation

Formed in response to BadBoyHalo’s condemnation of Foolish for blasphemy and tyranny.

Initiated by King Pangi of Manis.

Member States:

Queen Hannah of Rosis.

King Pac of Sideratio.

Krowfang, leader of the Red Tribes contingent that remained inland.

Princess Tubbo, prophet and spiritual authority; serves as primum inter pares.

The Sea People (Red Tribes)

Historically known for sudden, brutal raids.

Factionalized over time: some returned to sea, others stayed.

Inland Red Tribes were unified under Pili, a war leader who formed an alliance with the Confederation but did not formally join it.

After Pili’s death in a duel with Clown Pierce, leadership passed to Krowfang, who committed the Red Tribes to the Confederation.

The Titani Cerulei

A federation of city-states with strong maritime and arcane cultures.

Aimsey serves as Supreme Leader.

Tubbo, once endorsed as co-leader, was later ousted after refusing joint rule and joined the Trox Confederation instead.

The Dwarven Kingdom

Independent and isolationist.

Engages primarily in smithing, mineral trade, and arcane engineering.

II. RELIGIOUS STRUCTURE

The Church of Death

Religious authority overseeing legitimacy of rulers.

Current High Priest: BadBoyHalo.

Recently declared King Foolish unfit, demanding abdication and sparking the Confederation.

Holds immense theological and political influence.

The Goddess of Life

Worshipped primarily in the Kingdom of Fools.

Central to King Foolish’s rule and political defiance.

III. SOULMARK SYSTEM

Soulmates are bonded through mystical soulmarks that glow upon contact.

Soulmate relationships may be romantic, platonic, or antagonistic.

Known Bonds:

Foolish ↔ BadBoyHalo (Antagonistic)

Aimsey ↔ Ros (Romantic)

Clown ↔ Sneeg (Platonic)

Note: Lukey and Pangi are soulmates, though this is not yet publicly confirmed.

IV. ADDENDUM: KEY HISTORICAL EVENTS

Uprising of the Keepers: A bloody revolution resulting in the fall of the Seven and the rise of the High Keepers.

Disappearance of Alpha: Left a curse upon the Keepers. Lucas, Alpha’s heir, was the only known person to potentially know how to undo it.

Null Exfiltration: Orchestrated by Newt, Lucas was smuggled out of the Null and reintroduced as Lukey.

Formation of the Confederation: Triggered by BadBoyHalo’s political condemnation of Foolish.

Death of Pili: A major turning point for the Red Tribes and the Confederation.

[cippicat]

When Jacob became a father?

In my opinion, he became a father 3 or 4 years after the events of the main game. Evie has already moved to India.

He should be around 24/25

We know he had a son, Emmett Frye.

Probably, the mother of the child died of childbirth, and he raised the child as a single dad.

Who was she? I think a childhood friend from Crawley or a fellow member of the Rooks.

One night stand? No, but I am an old romantic.

During the Autumn of terror, Jacob is 41 yo so probably the child is a 16 yo teenager 😅.

Was he a good father? I think he was, even though as a Master Assassin, and gang leader, he was often absent. Agnes, Newt, and Freddy were the official babysitters 😅.

Probably he tried hard not to be like Ethan but I think he failed, because a mini version of Jacob would be terrific 😅😅😅 especially during childhood. But in the end Emmett turned to be the complete opposite of his father.

I can picture Jacob trying to teach his son the basic principles of the Creed*, just like Ethan did with him and Evie. When Jacob realised that he sounded like his father, a look of terror is painted on his face 😱😱😱😱.

*I think that Jacob gave him the choice to become and Assassin or not.

[tbiggestman]

Assassin’s Creed: The Glade -- a TMR x AC AU !!

OKAY SO I accidentally spiraled into creating a Maze Runner x Assassin’s Creed AU at 7 in the morning and now I’m obsessed so like… here’s the brainrot :3

It’s called Assassin’s Creed: The Glade (based off AC: Syndicate), a modern-retro UK-based Brotherhood AU where the Gladers are part of a secret order fighting against a powerful Templar regime. Just… Think of smoke bombs, rooftop chases, double agents, and a whole lot of knife-to-throat emotional damage :D

Even if you don’t know AC, think of mysterious underground resistance vs rich powerful elite, but make it traumatized young adults and a LOT of yearning. (I also heavily recommend getting into AC because it's an incredible franchise in my opinion) (This is also VERY AC: Syndicate specific, but I'll try my best to generalise it and make it easier to understand!!)

ALSO. Thomas and Teresa are TWINS because yes.

They take the roles of Jacob and Evie Frye. I will explain their characters in another post!!!

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- The Brotherhood = The Glade. They call themselves Gladers.

- They fight the Templars, a corrupt shadowy organization controlling society from the top. (Though I'm trying to figure out how to rename it to tie it to WICKED)

- The Piece of Eden is their version of the cure: a powerful artifact everyone’s after.

- So! Theres betrayal, secrecy, found family, rooftop parkour, emotional stabbings (and actual stabbings).

- And YES, Newt and Thomas are GAY and TRAGIC and in LOVE and probably also bleeding out somewhere dramatic because OF COURSE they are.

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Character Time >:)

Thomas: baby assassin, thrown into this world and learning fast. He’s not supposed to trust anyone. Especially not Newt. (spoiler alert: he does love Newt)

Newt: ex-assassin and 2nd in command. Neutral- Too Creed to be Templar. Too Templar to be Creed. May or may not have helped burn down a building. May or may not still love Thomas!

Minho: scout, strategist, sarcasm king. 2nd in command after Newt leaves

Alby: gruff commander of the Brotherhood. Trust issues. (hes basically no.1 in command)

Gally: war vet, internal ops. Doesn’t talk much but knows everything. (he's a yapper once you get to know him though:3)

Teresa: secret Templar trainee raised by Ava Paige, learning the truth the hard way.

Chuck: baby baby. Loves assassins. Wanted to parkour. Now lives in the Brotherhood’s basement probably. dont worry he's loved guys

Ava Paige: ex-Templar. Morally grey. Maybe wants to save the world. Maybe not.

Janson: rich Templar BASTARD. Wants to use the Piece of Eden to brainwash the world or smth.

…and like 10 more but this post is already feral enough.

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I might post a fic of this on ao3 :D scenes will probablyyyy be posted here soon so stay tuned or ask me stuff!! this au is eating me alive and I’m taking y’all with me !!!

I ALSO have not played AC: Syndicate but I know of the story. It'll take me a while to start properly working on this because the walkthroughs of this game are over 9 hours long💔

I will go into detail about Thomas and Teresa soon and I will explain the plot of AC: Syndicate (so you dont have to search it up) and what its like in my AU soon :D

If you've read this entire thing of me yapping, then… thank you !!!

[themattress]

The 20 most consequential events in modern US History that led us to the Trump Era:

The Cold War - How international politics played out changed during this conflict.

McCarthyism - The "Red Scare" that began pitting Americans against Americans.

JFK's assassination - No more durably popular Presidents + rise in conspiracy thinking.

The Civil Rights movement - Black people fighting to end segregation and achieve equality.

The Vietnam War - A botched overseas operation that put Americans off foreign wars.

Nixon and the Southern Strategy - Moved racists to the Republican Party.

Watergate - Shattered Americans' trust in government + emboldened media sensationalism.

The 1970s in general - A time of chaos, hardship, and low national morale.

Reaganomics - Created a gap of income equality + fueled corporate greed.

Iran-Contra Affair - Fueled Americans' distrust in government and aversion to foreign wars.

Newt Gingrich's Republican Revolution - Increase in unprincipled, combative Republicans.

Bill Clinton's Scandals - Created a media divide based around bias toward either parties.

Bush vs. Gore - A super-close election that fueled partisanship between the two parties.

9/11 - Increase in fear for security + brief national unity that partisans viciously squandered.

The Iraq War - Reignited distrust in government + aversions to foreign wars.

The Great Recession - Brought division between classes to a fever pitch.

Barack Obama's Election - Unleashed anti-Black racism from the Republican base.

The Tea Party movement - The Republican Party begins explicitly catering to their base.

The Birther conspiracy - Trump gets involved in Republican politics and feuds with Obama.

Barack Obama's Re-Election - Cements Trump's decision to run for President in 2016.

If any given number of these things, especially in the latter half of the list, had gone down differently, we could be living in a different moment; in a better country. Alas, here we are.

[thegreatirene]

Snake In The Garden (Theseus Scamander x metamorphmgus!reader) Part 4

Warnings: fluff

Sorry for the long wait! I’ve been busy with life and a bit of writers block but I’m back!

I have one more chapter and I’ll b done with this series! Yay🥳

I kind of like writing Theseus and might do some little stories of him with reader during school times. Idk if u guys would like that but nothing pervy will happen cuz yall didn’t get together during school lol

So with that enjoy and let me know how u like it bye~

Part1 Part2 Part3

The little meeting, if you can call it that, Newt had with the German prime minister was very disappointing. Who would have known that he would acquit Grindelwald of his crimes (side eye). Most people with common sense knew Grindelwald wasn’t innocent, everyone wanted answers from Vogel as he sauntered away with a knowing smirk.

Jacob took it the hardest as he yelled at the prime minister.

“Jacob we have to leave” Lally pulled him by the arm as you all walked towards the door. You halted in your steps as you looked around.

“Where’s Theseus?” You frantically asked Newt since he was the one with him.

“The German ministry took him” Newt said as he marched out of the building. You looked over to the entrance that Newt eyed. Your eye met with the auror that Theseus spoke to earlier. He smirked at you as he challenged you with his stare.

You turned away as Lally called out to you not wanting for you to be taken as well. You clenched your fist as you followed your companions.

The next day you all went to the German ministry of magic demanding to know where Theseus had went.

“The man that I am inquiring about is the head of the British auror office. How can you have misplaced the head of the British auror office?” Newt questioned the man as you all followed him around the cramped office.

“As our contention said, since he was never in our custody, we never misplaced him.” He said with a serious face. Your jaw clenched at his answer.

“Sir, there were dozens of people there” Lally calmly said. Your mind started to go through the number of faces and landed on the one smug bastard. Jacob saw and grabbed you by the coat as he pointed to your face at the auror.

“He looks like this! This is the man that took Theseus!” Jacob said as he tried to show him but the man just looked a little confused. Jacob let go as he looked away with disappointment and then started to frantically point outside of the room.

“There he is! That’s the man look, look!” Jacob brought him along with Newt leading the way out.

“Hey! Where’s Theseus! Where did you take Theseus!” Jacob kept shouting to the man but he didn’t stop walking. Your pursuit on the man stopped as a divider stop your group.

Defeated you all went outside to regroup and come up with a plan.

“Newt?” Lally pointed to a floating glove that was gesturing you all in a direction, which lead to Dumbledore.

“Theseus has been taken to the Erkstag.” Dumbledore said to you all as he began to walk to leave the ministry’s ground.

“Wait, no, but the Erkstag shut down years ago.”

“Yes, well, it’s the Ministry’s secret little bed and breakfast now.” He pulled out a card and gave it to Newt along with a piece of paper that flew into Jacob’s face.

“I trust you’re enjoying your wand, Mr. Kowalski?”

“Me? Oh, uh… yeah, thank you Mr. Dumbledore. It’s a real pip”

“I advise you to keep it close. Professor Hicks”

“Dumbledore”

“Assuming you’re not otherwise engaged, and frankly even if you are, y/n has gotten invitations to tonight’s candidates’ dinner.”

“Are you not coming along, professor?” You question the man but he gave you a sorry smile.

“Something came up and I’m afraid I won’t be making it, my dear” he then turned his attention to Lally.

“Be sure to take Mr. Kowalski. I’m quite sure there is going to be an assassination tonight. Anything you can do to scotch that will be greatly appreciated.” She accepted the demand.

Dumbledore said his goodbyes and walked out of the little space you were all gathered in. Newt followed him a short step away and began to ask him something.

“How does he know?” Jacob asked.

“Know what?” You asked back.

“About the assassination? How does he know there’s going to be an assassination tonight?”

“Ah, that is the power of Dumbledore” Lally said as she smirked over to you. You laughed as you looked at Jacob’s confused face.

“I don’t get it?”

—

All three of you attended the dinner while Newt went to get Theseus out of Erkstag. You smoothed down your emerald gown as you entered the venue. Everything looked grand and lovely. But there was a chill in the air as you walked past the German prime minister. He had a smug look as he greeted you with a nod.

“Let’s find our seats quickly… I’m sensing something bad” you told the other two. You and Lally sat on opposite sides of Jacob, he looked around on the table picking up the utensils. An enchanted pitcher came around and filled your glass cups with water.

“Keep your wits about yourself,” you said as you looked around the room, bringing the cup to your lips as you spoke to your friends.

“Whoa” you snapped your head to Jacob, “the guy with the hair, sitting next to Edith. He looks like he’s killed a man” you deflated as you looked at the woman who was happy to see Jacob. He wasn’t wrong but it wasn’t something to draw attention to.

“He also looks like my uncle Dominic”

“Is your uncle the Norwegian Minister of magic?”

“No”

“Didn’t think so”

You smiled into your drink as you looked around the room once again. The room was beautiful and pretty lively with the amount of people, chatting and eating all around you. Plates of food were floated to each table and it smelled absolutely delicious.

“Wow, this, this is food” Jacob said as he cut into his steak and took his first bite.

“My god, I don’t know if it’s something you guys do differently but every food I eat from you witches are top notch.” You agreed as you were eating your food.

Suddenly, the room went quiet, you looked in the direction that everyone was looking, Grindelwald. He stood at the top of the stairs surveying the room. His eyes landed on the table that you and your friends were sitting. His eyes squinted when he made eye contact with you, a small smile on his lips. He turned to the house elf and he continued to play the soft melody again.

Jacob got up from his seat as the group walked by your table, he called out to Queenie.

“Queenie, Queenie..” he was about to raise his voice more before Lally pulled him back in his seat. You soothed his back trying to comfort him. He had a dishearten look as Queenie walked away from him again.

“It’s ok Jacob” he sighed as he grabbed his refilled drink.

“I can’t believe they would just let him come” you mumbled under your breath as you watched him talk to the Brazilian prime minister.

“Politics my dear” Lally said and the both of you sure a look.

“Excuse me” she immediately got up as she went to the table where the three prime ministers sat.

“I’m guessing Lally saw something I didn’t catch” you said to Jacob. When he didn’t respond you looked at him with worry.

“Jacob?” You followed his line of vision and see that Grindelwald is antagonizing him. You turned to Jacob but he had already gotten up from his seat and walked over to him. You threw your head back as you got up slowly as not to draw too much attention.

You drew your wand out just in case Grindelwald wanted to play dirty, you listened to Jacob demanding him to let Queenie go.

You were about to reach out to Jacob when the Norwegian prime minister stood up from his seat, “assassin!” He shouted and drew everyone’s attention to Jacob, who was holding his fake wand out to Grindelwald.

What happened next was just a whirlwind - wild winds, flying napkins, crashing plates. Lally’s spell has done its job: chaos.

“Y/n, meet us at our meeting point!” Shouted Lally as she reached for Jacob. You helped her by deflecting the attack spells thrown at Jacob. Your eyes meet those of the auror who took Theseus and started to attack him mainly. You had him on his toes as every spells he sent were sent back with more force by you.

Once you knew Jacob and Lally made it out you sent one final spell, sending the auror flying and landing against the other side of the room. With that you apparitioned out of there to meet up with Jacob and Lally.

—

You made it a couple blocks from where the candidates’ dinner had taken place. Lally and Jacob waited for you and once you got to them, you all used the portkey and went to Hogwarts.

Dumbledore was waiting at the castle entrance for your arrival, he spotted all three of you running over to him.

“I’m glad you all made it” he ushered you all in and into the safety of the castle.

“How did it go?” He asked and all three of you exchanged looks.

“Let us catch our breaths professor and we’ll tell you.” You said as you walked past him and into the hall that lead to the great hall.

“You made it just in time for dinner” he said leading the other two behind you.

“Ah, Hogwarts dinner is the best” you said to your friends, “ the house elves are the best when it comes to cooking.”

You opened the double doors to the hall and took in the sight of your old stomping grounds. Nostalgia hit you as you looked at the few students who were still eating, remembering when you spent your time there. Dumbledore cupped your shoulder as he looked at you with a smile.

“It’s like home” you smiled up at him. You could feel the little eleven year old girl in you gushing again at the sight of the floating candles and the night sky.

“This is amazing” Jacob echoed your thoughts as he looked around the grand hall. A couple of students can be seen whispering as they point over to your group.

“Eat and I’ll show you where you’ll be staying until the morning” Dumbledore said as he walked towards some teachers that were at the head of the room. You instructed your companions over to the Slytherin table. Being used to sitting in the section your body took you there on instinct.

There were a couple of Slytherin students as you sat down. They looked at each of you and whispered to each other.

“Is it something we did?” Jacob said as he watched two of the students leave in a hurry, more likely to tell the other what they have seen.

“Pardon me, are you y/n l/n?” Two girls that were sitting on the other end of the table stood behind you as you gathered some food to eat. You turned to look at them, “yes?”

“The y/n l/n who won us quidditch cup five years in a row?” You fully turned yourself around giving them a smile.

“That would be me” you sat straight with pride as the two students fangirl over you. You thank them for their praises, “I hope the next team is putting on their best.”

“They are”

“Mhm”

“That’s good”

“What do you do now?” One of them asks you.

“I work for the ministry of magic now”

“Oh, are you head of the auror’s?”

“No, I’m more of his second in hand” you thought about it. Both girls nodded and thanked you for speaking to them as they ran off to tell the rest of the house about you.

“I didn’t think you would have played quidditch” Lally said as she took a bite from her food. “What position did you play?”

“Beater” you gave her a toothy smile.

“You a beater? I can hardly believe that.”

“I was, I was. It was spectacular” you sighed as you remembered the good times.

“I went against Theseus and was pretty close to losing to him” you added on.

“Ooh I bet that sours him” the both of you share a laugh.

“Whats quidditch?” Jacob asked and you and Lally began to tell him the wonderful game. By the end of the explanation he was looking forward to a game.

“I think there’s a game for the World Cup, if I remember correctly?” You all sat with empty plates as you chatted for the remainder of dinner. All of the students had ate their fill and left long ago.

“Do you miss it?” Lally looked at you, she was leaning on her palm as she asked you this question.

“I do, it was simple times. Had I known that my time here were the good times I would miss.. I wouldn’t have wished to grow up so fast.” You smiled and took a deep breath releasing it slowly as you looked around the big room. Flashes of your time in the great hall past before you like the ghost that roam the castle. Sitting with your group of friends talking about the cute boys in your year. Teasing Theseus and having your friends tease you in return when you’re back in the dungeon, talking about how much you actually want to kiss him.

You sighed as you zoned out.

“Must be nice” Jacob said with a warm smile, you gave him one back.

“I have room for the three of you. It’s a tight squeeze if you don’t mind sharing the room?” Dumbledore said standing next to Jacob.

“Jesus!” Jacob held the table as he looked at Dumbledore with wide eyes.

“Thank you professor, I think we’ll be ok with sharing the room.” You said.

“Good” he gestured to the door as he began to walk and show you the way.

“When did he get there?” Jacob whispered to you and you shrugged your shoulders.

“It’s Dumbledore”

—

The night was restless, for you at least, Lally took the bed after you making her take it since you wanted to stay up a little longer. Jacob was fine sleeping on the couch and was knocked out as soon as his head hit the pillow.

You stayed up all night thinking about Theseus. You hoped he was doing fine and safe. You knew he was fine since Newt was with him but you still couldn’t help but worry. You sat on the windowsill as you looked over the black lake. The giant squid surfaced every now and then as if it was checking up on you, you doubt it could see you but it was a comforting thought.

You did nod off for a minute but when your head touched the cool glass it woke you up and the sun was shining. You looked to the other two and they were getting up putting their shoes on.

“Hardly slept, huh” Jacob gave you a closed mouth smile as you nodded to him. You and Lally changed your clothes using your wands, feeling a little better not being in the gown. You changed Jacob too.

“I’m never gonna stop being amazed” you smiled.

Dumbledore fetched you all to go and have some breakfast. On the way to the great hall you had stopped in front of the trophy case and pointed to one of the pictures sitting around the trophy.

“Look that’s me right there” you said with a happy tone as Jacob and Lally came to see.

“Look at you. A little mini y/n” Jacob said as he looked at the moving picture of a younger you. Your younger self sneered at Jacob for looking at her too long.

“Rude”

“Yea…I didn’t like people looking at me much back then” you said as you gave him an apologetic smile and gave a scolding glare to your younger self, she at least had the decency to look sorry.

“Come on let’s go eat” you said as you looked at all the pictures and found the one of Theseus and his team. His younger self stood proudly with his chest puffed and smiled at you. You tapped the glass gently and followed your friends.

All three of you sat at the end of the Slytherin table and as time passed the other two wondered off. You leaned on your palm as you watched the students mingle and move about. The feeling of nostalgia came back again and you sighed with a small smile.

Your mind flashed a couple of times to moments you had eating in these very seats. Joking around with your housemates.

Flashback

“What are you looking for y/n?” Your friend asked as she looked in the direction you were looking.

“She’s waiting to see Theseus” your other friend teased as she tickled your side. You swatted her hand away as you huffed.

“Am not..I’m just waiting for the owl to come with my mail” you stuck your nose up as you went back to picking your food. The other two girls looked over your head and broke into laughter.

“Whats so funny?”

“You! No need to be shy about you fancying Scamander.”

“Yea he’s very handsome, y/n.” You rolled your eyes.

“I don’t fancy him”

“Yes you do”

“Mhm very much”

The two of them nodded as you rolled your eyes.

“No need to pout y/n. There he is” your friend whispered to you as she nudged your arm. Your head snapped to the doors as Theseus walked in. He was laughing with a couple of his housemates as he made his way to his table. Still with a smile on his face he moved his head to look over at your table. Your eyes connected and his smile seemed to grow even more as his eyes warmed.

You were the first one to look away as you looked at your food. Your friend poking your cheek as she teased you about having a silly smile. A smile you didn’t know you had on until you felt your cheeks hurt.

You swatted your friend again and they went back speaking about something else. You picked at your food go over what your friends said. Picking your head up you looked up and were met with blue eyes. Theseus didn’t stop looking at you when he sat at his table. Your cheeks felt warm as you gave him a small smile back and continued to eat your food.

You snapped out of your daydream as the younger Theseus blended into his older self. There he stood out of breath with his brother, his eyes trained on you. They looked tired but still held the same adoration and warmth that he had back then. You rushed out of your seat and you jumped him.

“You’re ok?” You asked him through his shoulder.

“I’m fine” he said as he held you tighter. You buried your face into his neck. You pulled back and held his face as you looked him over. He gave you a small smile as he gave you a soft kiss on the lips.

Newt cleared his throat to signal to the two of you of not being alone. You looked at Newt and pulled away from Theseus. A couple of students giggling.

“I’m glad you’re ok too, Newt.” You said as you patted his arm. He gave his thanks as looked at his brother. He nodded his head as he walked around you and over to Jacob.

“Brings back memories” Theseus looked around the room.

“Yea…” you kept your eyes on him as he released a big sigh. His right hand came up to grab your hand as he brought you close to his body. He tucked your head under his chin as he held you around the waist. He felt around your waist and back. Then settled his hands back to your waist.

“I’m glad you’re ok” he whispered to you as he pulled you closer.

“I should be saying that to you” you said. You pulled away from him and cupped his face. He turned his face to give your palm a kiss as he held your hand to him.

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Danganronpa Talents for Non-Danganronpa Characters

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SYVNH!MC: No Talent/Reserve Couse Student

OG!MC: Ultimate Sociologist

Leon: Ultimate Basketball Player

Vincent: Ultimate Heir

Newt: Ultimate Paranormal Instigator Gymnast

Reme: Ultimate Biologist

Liev: Ultimate Head Boy

Maison Talo: Ultimate REALTOR

John Doe: Ultimate Regular Guy (that’s a Talent?)

Ellian: Ultimate Singer

Ellora: Ultimate Assassin Unifier

Jester: Ultimate Jester (wow, so creative)

Prince: Ultimate Prince (again… creative)

Phantom: Ultimate Performer

Achier: Ultimate Housekeeper

Maiden: Ultimate Dollmaker

Moon: Ultimate Astronomer

Reaper: Ultimate Doctor

Creator: Ultimate God Storyteller

Ego: Ultimate ???

Alice: Ultimate Adventurer

Silver Rabbit: Ultimate Horologist

Jade Hatter: Ultimate Gambler

Heartbreaker: Ultimate Monarch

Dark Cat: Ultimate Cat Specialist (they really be letting anyone in as long as they’re quirky enough 🫤)

BSH Ray: Ultimate Hero Law Enforcement

Jacob Alden: Ultimate Fisherman

[idonotbitemythumbatyou]

Writer Interview Tag

Thank you for the tag @wisteria-lodge!

How many works do you have on ao3?

29

What's your total AO3 word count?

415,216

Your top 5 stories by kudos?

The Regular - Arcane, Sevika/Reader. With ~ 1900 kudos. Sheesh. Not surprising because Arcane is a huge new fandom, and it was the second Sevika/Reader ever posted. But also the people are right, I love this fic.

Her Deady Hands - Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Randvi PoV Eivor/Randvi. With ~ 800 kudos. I’m sorry I’ll never finish it.

Still Mine - another Eivor/Randvi. With ~ 650 kudos

Bites - Star Trek DS9, Garak/Bashir. With ~ 250 kudos. I’m super happy one of my DS9 fics made it! I’m relatively new and it’s a smallish tight-knit fandom. Surprised it was this one though! (You guys should read Prologue!)

In an Effort to (help) Save the World - Pacific Rim, Newt/Hermann. With ~240 kudos. My first long fic. My first to break 100k words. I’m still very proud of this one.

Do you respond to comments?

Yes! Always! I love connecting with other people in the fandom and comments are the most fun way to do so! Sometimes it takes a while though because I want to reply with the same level of care the comments were given.

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

On the Subject of Alice - because it’s about Newt being Kaiju possessed, and it ends with Newt still being Kaiju possessed. Heaven for the Soulless will steal this crown once it’s done.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

Definitely Effort. But it’s a rough ride to get there, and bittersweet. The Seven Year Prologue will probably take this one too.

Do you write crossovers?

Nah.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No thank goodness but I have had some impolite comments, as well as some that were unintentionally hurtful (and the people were incredibly kind when I pointed it out) and some that are a bit entitled (I just ignore those).

OH I did once get a series of “you should take this off the ship tag if they’re not together” comments which was very confusing because the characters in question were regularly having sex and in love with each other. I think one of two things happened: 1: they stopped reading after chapter one wherein a highly unreliable narrator is like “nah I don’t think they’re fucking.” Or 2: They didn’t think it “counted” because the characters wouldn’t admit they were in a relationship and the married one was never going to leave his wife. Why am I dancing around this? It was Tomgreg. It was fucking Tomgreg.

Do you write smut?

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* yes *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Unfortunately my oldest, worst characterized fic is now also available in Russian.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, but I have had close writing relationships with @avelera and @xpityx. I credit them both with vastly improving my writing skills.

What's a wip that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

The Great Work. I feel guilty because I was literally the only person writing that ship in English. But I just can’t. I started writing it in a different lifetime.

What are your writing strengths?

In-character, plot propelling dialogue. And F/F smut.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Grammar. And executive dysfunction baybeeee. Oh and M/M smut.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I try to do my research but mostly I just write it in English and explain that they’re speaking in a different language now. Especially now that I’m dealing with alien languages. I’ll put in an alien word or two but it’s not consistent to write all the alien language in English and then whip out the French, you know?

What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

I have a Succession/Severance crossover in my heart that I’ll never write.

I’m tagging @maeselc @sapphosewrites @dreamerdrop and @onwhatcaptain

[balmora-citizen]

More Sasha in newtopia thoughts: the newt moms

How would Sasha and Yunan get along?Would Sasha be automatically be annoyed by the general, because they are too similar? Yunan definitely would have a problem with someone stealing her thunder. Manipulation wise Sasha could play her like a fiddle.

Although I like to think they would get along like a house on fire (well actually several houses but no one could prove anything...)

All of newtopia is like:

Sasha might even have her own "Mrs. Croaker moment" (she is everything I want to be)

and she would be so nosy about yulivia. you can't tell me you're friends with Marcy and Anne and don't contract "shippingbrain", she is a suspicon island fan after all.

As for Olivia it might get of to a rocky start. A strict, kind of stuck up adult, who values appearances and rules and has a "juice" problem? That sounds a lot like I imagine Mr. and Mrs. Waybrigth. Sasha probably detest her at first but changes her mind over time since, unlike her human parents, Olivia is genuine. Sasha also very likely gets to see Olivia maul a would be assassin with her heels and some hidden dagger at some point and gains a lot of respect for Olivia (Yay. bonding with your mom over shared interests. hidden blades and excessive violence...)

Since Andrias could fool Olivia, I assume Sasha is also able to keep up a facade around her. Olivia would probably be pretty impressed with Sashas diplomatic skills (motherly validation? completely new emotions that Sasha REFUSES to analyse) what Olivia wouldn't like is all the political upheaval her prodigy causes. lots of juice sessions probably...

Seeing an older lesbian couple would very likely lead to Sasha having to deal with some Realisations of her own(I assume she didn't know she was bi pre amphibia) . good for her.

and then Sashas coup...

She leaves Yulivia in the dark. They are too loyal and supposed to be kept out of harms way. This is Sashas one single plan she fails with every time (reunion, true colors) "I know best and they will have to understand"

lots of betrayal, heartbrake and anger. True colors light.

After Sasha went underground we have Olivia cougth between two loyaltys, reluctantly playing informant for Sashas cult/criminal network, despite feeling let down and betrayed but still wanting to protect her daughter. Yunan sees things much simpler and is on the hunt for the traitor. she is not very good at it but there are some dramatic figth scenes in the sewers that reenforce Sashas view on needing to keep people that are close to her under control at all times to prevent situations like with Yunan in the future.

[sah1x1s-archived]

So Nathan Drake's FC is now changing from Tom Holland to Bradley Cooper because I'm playing the game and it just clicks 🤣

★ James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes (Marvel) ★ Steven Grant Rogers (Marvel) ★ Anthony Edward Stark (Marvel) ★ Loki Odinson (Marvel) ★ Raven Darkholme (Marvel) ★ Frank Castle (Marvel) ★ Katherine “Kitty” Pryde (Marvel) ★ Elizabeth “Betty” Ross (Marvel) ★ Yelena Belova (Marvel) ★ Clint Barton (Marvel) ★ Kate Bishop (Marvel) ★ Antonia “Toni” Stark (Marvel) ★ Wade Wilson (Marvel) (Deadpool) ★ Erik Lehnsherr (Marvel) (X-Men Origins) ★ Charles Xavier (Marvel) (X-Men Origins) ★ James “Logan” Howlett (Marvel) ★ Peter Parker (Marvel) {TASM - FC: Andrew Garfield} ★ Gwendolyn “Gwen” Stacy (Marvel) {TASM - FC: Emma Stone} ★ Eddie Brock/Venom (Marvel) ★ Steven Strange (Marvel) ★ Marc Spector | Steven Grant | Jake Lockley (Marvel) (Moon Knight)

★ Sirius Black (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Remus Lupin (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ James Potter (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Lily Evans (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Severus Snape (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Bellatrix LeStrange (Marauders!Era Harry Potter) ★ Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) ★ Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them) ★ Albus Dumbledore (Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them) {FC: Jude Law}

★ John Silver (Black Sails) ★ James Flint (Black Sails) ★ Max the Whore (Black Sails) ★ Eleanor Guthrie (Black Sails) ★ Jack Ratham (Black Sails) ★ Charles Vane (Black Sails) ★ Billy Bones (Black Sails)

★ Steve Trevor (DC Universe) ★ Diana Prince (DC Universe) ★ Arthur Curry (DC Universe) ★ Bruce Wayne (DC Universe) {FC: Ben Affleck} ★ The Joker (Many DC Universes) {FC: Dependant on Verse} ★ Barry Allen (DC Universe) ★ Clark Kent (DC Universe) ★ Steve Trevor (DC Universe) ★ Lex Luthor (DC) (FC: Jessie Eisenberg) ★ Catwoman | Serena Kyle (DC Universe) {FC: Anne Hathaway}

★ King Arthur Pendragon (King Arthur) ★ Mary Stuart, Queen of Scotts (Reign) ★ Anne Boleyn (The Tudors) ★ Hades; Lord of the Underworld {Mythological} {FC: Tom Ellis} ★ Poseidon; God of the Seas {Mythological} {FC: Jason Momoa} ★ Eros; God of Love {Mythological} {FC: Andrew Garfield} ★ Zeus; God of the Sky {Mythological} {FC: Jamie Dornan} ★ Apollo; God of the Sun {Mythological} {FC: Sam Clafin} ★ Dionysus; God of Wine {Mythological} {FC: Josh Duhamel} ★ Hermes; God of Thieves {Mythological} {FC: Alex Pettyfer} ★ Morpheus; God of Sleep {Mythological} {FC: John Bernthal} ★ Heracles; God of Strength {Mythological} {FC: Kellan Lutz} ★ Ares; God of War {Mythological} {FC: Henry Cavill} ★ Hephaestus, God of the Artisans (Mythological) (FC: Ben Affleck) ★ Prometheus; God of Fire {Mythological} (FC: Cillian Murphy) ★ Aphrodite; Goddess of Love {Mythological} {FC: Blake Lively} ★ Athena; Goddess of Wisdom {Mythological} {FC: Lauren Cohan} ★ Artemis; Goddess of Hunt {Mythological} {FC: Mackenzie Foy} ★ Hera; Goddess of Nature {Mythological} {FC: Mariana Davalos} ★ Nyx; Goddess of Night {Mythological} {FC: Leticia Castro} ★ Zyiah; Demon of Spite (OC- Demon) (FC: David Beckham) ★ Persephone; Queen of the Underworld {Mythological} {FC: Rosario Dawson}

★ Bayak of Siwa (Assassin’s Creed: Origins) {FC: Oscar Isaac} ★ Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy) {FC: Ben Barnes} ★ Edward Kenway (Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag) {FC: Charlie Hunnam} ★ Alexios of Sparta (Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey) {FC: Theo James} ★ Brasidas of Sparta (Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey) {FC: Gerard Butler} ★ Hytham Sám Nakjavani (Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla) {FC: Michele Morrone} ★ Basim Ibn Ishaq (Assassin’s Creed: Mirage) {FC: Dev Patel} ★ Eivor Wolf-Kissed (Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla) {FC: Henry Cavill} ★ Nathan Drake (Uncharted) {FC: Bradley Cooper} ★ Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call Of Duty) {FC: Charlie Hunnam} ★ John Price (Call Of Duty) {FC: Barry Salone} ★ John “Soap” MacTavish (Call Of Duty) {FC: Neil Ellice} ★ Kyle “Gaz” Garrick (Call Of Duty) {FC: Elliot Knight}

★ Din Djarin (The Mandalorian) ★ Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (Star Wars) ★ Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

★ Joel Miller (The Last of Us) ★ Ellie Williams (The Last of Us) ★ Tommy Miller (The Last of Us) {FC: Adam Driver}

★ Dean Winchester (Supernatural) ★ Sam Winchester (Supernatural) ★ John Winchester (Supernatural)

★ Fiona Gallagher (Shameless) ★ Ian Gallagher (Shameless) ★ Phillip “Lip” Gallagher (Shameless) ★ Jimmy “Steve” Lishman (Shameless) ★ Mikhailo "Mickey" Milkovich (Shameless)

★ Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) ★ Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games) ★ Gale Hawthorne (The Hunger Games) ★ Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games) ★ Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games)

★ Diego Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) ★ Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

★ Merida of DunBroch (Brave) {FC: Amy Manson} ★ Jasmine of Agrabah (Aladdin) {FC: Naomi Scott} ★ Elsa of Arendelle (Frozen) {FC: Natalie Dormer} ★ Rapunzel of Corona (Tangled) {FC: Amanda Seyfried} ★ Periwinkle the Frost Fairy (Tinkerbell) {FC: Dove Cameron} ★ Tinkerbell of Pixie Hollow (Tinkerbell) {FC: Dove Cameron} ★ Hiccup Horrendous Haddock (HTTYD) {FC: Andrew Garfield}

★ Benny Miller (Triple Frontier) ★ William Miller (Triple Frontier) ★ Frankie Morales (Triple Frontier) ★ Santiago Garcia (Triple Frontier) ★ Tom Davis (Triple Frontier)

★ Rick O’Connell (The Mummy) ★ Jack Dawson (Titanic) ★ Javier Peña (Narcos) ★ Tiffany Maxwell (Silver Linings Playbook) ★ Dr. Gregory House (House) ★ Raleigh Beckett (Pacific Rim) ★ Marcus Acacius (Gladiator II) ★ Rue Bennett (EUPHORIA) ★ Independent Barbie (Barbie) ★ Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park) ★ Katherine Pierce (The Vampire Diaries) ★ Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries) ★ Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries) ★ Elliot Stabler (Law and Order: SVU) ★ Rafael Barba (Law & Order: SVU) ★ William Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean) ★ Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) ★ Jake Sully | Tsyeyk Suli (Avatar) ★ Lo'ak Sully (Avatar: The Way of Water) ★ Michael Guiren (Roswell) ★ Max Evans (Roswell) ★ Liz Parker (Roswell) ★ Kyle Valenti (Roswell) ★ Shane Walsh (The Walking Dead) ★ Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) ★ Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) ★ Glenn Rhee (The Walking Dead) ★ Maggie Greene (The Walking Dead) ★ Negan Smith (The Walking Dead) (TBA) ★ Richard ‘Richie’ Jerimovich (The Bear) ★ Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto (The Bear) ★ Michael ‘Mikey’ Berzatto (The Bear) ★ Emmett Cullen (Twilight) ★ Edward Cullen (Twilight) ★ Carslile Cullen (Twilight) ★ Jacob Black (Twilight) ★ Paul Lahote (Twilight) ★ Jasper Hale (Twilight)

★ Caraxes (Dragon; House of the Dragon) ★ Toruk (Great Leonopteryx; Avatar) ★ Ikaros (Eagle; Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey)    ★ Lockheed (Dragon; Marvel) 

★ Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) ★ Jamie Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) ★ Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) ★ Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones) ★ Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones) ★ Robb Stark (Game of Thrones) ★ Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones) ★ Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones) ★ Obyren Martell (Game of Thrones)

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Incorrect Quotes Part 2- Maze Runner (Newtmas)

Thomas: You know me, Newt, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Newt: What? Thomas: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ____________________________________________________ Newt: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Thomas: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Newt: I don't know, surprise me!

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Thomas: One time I went to hand Newt a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” ___________________________________________________ Thomas: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! Later Newt, to Thomas: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I made tea. Newt: I don't want tea. Thomas: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Newt: Then why did you tell me? Thomas: It's a conversation starter. Newt: It's a horrible conversation starter. Thomas: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Are you ready to commit? Newt: Like, a crime or a relationship? ____________________________________________________ Newt: Thomas, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Thomas: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Newt: I went to the park today. Thomas: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Newt: opening their coat This duck. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you need help getting up? Newt: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Is five a lot of followers? Newt: Depends on the context. Newt: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Newt: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Hey Newt, check out this funny .GIF I found! Newt: It’s pronounced “jif”. Thomas: Huh? Newt: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Thomas: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Thomas: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Newt: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Thomas: It’s exactly the same! Thomas: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Newt: Gentrification. Thomas: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Newt: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Thomas: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Thomas: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Newt: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Thomas: Huh. Didn’t know that. Thomas: You’re still wrong, though. Newt: You just hate me because I’m right. Thomas: I just hate you in general. Newt: You mean in “geh-neral”? Thomas: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!