#astrocliff

[cozzzynook]

Transformers G1

Imagine the Decepticons reaction

Shockwave : bumblebee?!cliffjumper?!

Cliffjumper : sire?

Bumblebee : sire!!

Decepticons : Sire?!

Shockwave had mostly ignored the two new recruits until they inevitably had to meet during their double wedding, all other times he avoided them since he doesn't like to intercat with other bots unless they are megatron or soundwave, (i CAN'T be conviced the G1 decepticons wouldn't trow a wedding)

It was during their wedding that they meet again with shockwave, many were sooo confused because they couldn't believe that such beautifoul bots came from shockwave of all mechs.

Shockwave had to walk his two pregnant sons to the altar agaisn't his will,during the whole thing he was staring at blitzwing and astrotrain without blinking (or whatever the empurata equivalent of blinking is).

All decepticons wonder how such nice bots as bee and cliff can be related to THE shockwave.

Senator shockwave was a sweetie but the shockwave they know is literally mini unicron and no one believes he can still be sweet save for his bitties, grandbitties & mate optimus

[cozzzynook]

Transformers G1

And they we're so fraggin hot

While infiltrated in the decepticon base, mirage and jazz quickly discover that there are two sparklings in the base who's parents are astrotrain and blitzwing, and then the sparklings carriers enter the groundbridge, and the bots almost have a spark attack because those have to be the hottest carriers they've ever seen.

They have their sparks broken when the carriers instead kiss astrotrain and blitzwing of the lips, mirage it's pretty sure he saw a bot shed a single tear.

Jazz and Mirage take pictures of the two beautiful bots and go back to base to show the others the two beautiful minicons they saw only for Optimus to have a spark attack almost at seeing his twin bitties holding his grandbitties with their conjunxes right beside him.

Optimus is going to hunt down that base and give those triple changers and his secret conjunx Shockwave a piece of his mind.

Megatron is wisely sitting this one out