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Six years before appearing on Space 1999 as Maya, Catherine Schell went to outer space in Moon Zero Two (1969). The movie was not well received. The Guardian newspaper called it "dreadfully made from start to finish”. And Variety said it "never makes up its mind whether it is a spoof or a straightforward adventure yarn”.
James Olson played the main character but I think he was mis-cast. He was average looking and balding. And had very little charisma.

The suitsuits used in the movie look like they were made of hard plastic and rubber. One actor described the moonsuits as "sheer hell" and he received blisters from chafing and back problems from the air conditioner installed to keep him cool. Meanwhile Schell lost 13 pounds from sweat wearing the suit on the hot soundstage.




#moon zero two#catherine schell#space 1999#maya#James Olson#average and balding#no charisma#blisters and chaffing#sheer hell#rubber and hard plastic
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something that occured to me recently when i was standing in the supermarket is that, at least in my country and presumably in others, most people are fat. like i think TV will trick you into thinking skinny people are the majority but if you actually go and look at people in your local community? more of them will be fat than you think. and they will have receeding hairlines, and smile lines, and adult acne, and they will be fat. thats just what people look like. its so basic but its kind of nice to reminds yourself sometimes how normal it is.
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*Takes off Chance's hat and points at his head* BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!
Chance stares at the Anon...



#💜Chance Answers#💜What’s Behind the Shades? (Lore)#forsaken chance#forsaken ask blog#roblox ask blog#forsaken au#roblox au#(//He actually isn’t bald. This blog too has the curse of ‘‘Bald character in the hands of -10 yr old artist’’ 😭-)#(//Chance technically used to be ‘‘bald’’; Since it’s sort of a style-thing in Robloxia (just look at your average noob xd))#(//Why he changed that?… Have fun guessing about it :3)#💧A drop of lore…#🎨cws!images
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If Milo was a human he’d be bald btw, Jeff Bezos lookin mf, Lex Luther lookin mf
#This is why I keep them cats#He’d be balding at like 20 and then he would just shave it all off#IM SORRY HES JUST YOUR AVERAGE RICH OLD WHITE MAN YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT#Ok but I love this one Milo human design someone made and he wasn’t bald so….. sighs 💔💔#Firefly Foundations#Milo
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#if this gets no traction in quitting blogging forever#i feel i dont need to explain the difference but if its unclear its the artistic rap fans who know nothing about it. think that bald man on#youtube with the glasses. who is my enemy.#maybe i should've said jpeg but jpeg may be too niche to be relatable to the average blogger#or the teen boys who think its cool and nothing much else. does not know why he shouldn't say the n word and doesnt rlly care
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(source for the holiday --- the day of the year when they threw him out)
Edit: OK, so there are more votes for the start of spring / Easter + Haloween (I think?) + winter solstice / Christmas, but what's in August? Rings of Power season 2? Some Amarican hiloday I don't know? I'm really curious why August.
#no more options if bald you have to comment sorry#or just average your baldness into one of the months#silm#silmarillion#tolkien legendarium#the silm#the silmarillion#silm polls#morgoth#melkor#war of wrath
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y'all think heinrix biomanced himself all that body hair or is it all natural
#like we discuss the dick (i personally like to imagine it's average-sized bc he likes average penis humiliation) but#he could theoretically have his pores eject all the follicles at once too#and be 100% bald everywhere#wh40k tag
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#i know none of you are picking bartleby but bartleby is sooooo good#if average balding pencil pusher gets psychosexually tormented by strange autistic man interests you then PLEASE. watch bartleby#its got crispin glover in it!! hes bartleby of course. strange strange alluring man#youhomos are picking muppets arent you.
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true batmanheads know his ass has premature greys and wrinkles and balding. because thats what happens when you are stressed to the verge of cardiac arrest for like 25 straight years
#talk tag#well he HAD premature greys and wrinkles and balding and now hes like 45 and now an average age to have those things but he just has#more of them. ok?
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remember what we used to have
#jon moxley#dean ambrose#im sorry but the recent iteration of bald moxley look too much like your average facebook boomer dad
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who would win in an argument phyroh or phlunk.Who casts the first punch
I was going to say that I'm not sure if phyroh could win this one BUT then I remembered we're talking about a creature with a brain that's shriveled to the size of a pea and probably cannot tell whether he's losing an argument. so.
phlunk would INSIST he's above such petty little arguments until phyroh "bigg diggs" himself has the gall to drop the equivalent of a your mom insult at phlunk and phlunk comes in with a nuke of a comeback,
"I'm sure the deceased of Rata Novus are abundantly pleased that you are the sole carrier of their legacy, and that you have made such stupendious strides in your life since breaking free of joko's reign. I applaud you, sir, you are truly nothing but the pinnacle of the asuran race."
I don't know why I'm assuming that phlunk knows phyroh's history but I think it's funny if he does without any explanation as to how. and you will have to tell me whether phyroh has the cognitive ability to recognize sarcasm. because if not I'm imagining him walking away from that with a giant grin on his face before he trips and falls into a ditch
#one thing I like about phyroh is that he has an extensive enough of a vocabulary to suggest he's of at least average asuran intelligence#until he has to actually do anything#flashback to when he was stranded in the shiverpeaks and u never elaborated to me as to how HFBDIWNDNFJFHF#maybe that's when nova pulled out the (BALD) missing posters#phyroh#my characters#ex-councillor phlunk
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Asking the real questions:
#My vote is 'mix; will partially grow but he'll bald like an average guy'#scarlet hollow#Dumayu#Вышедшее из под моего пера
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do the clikkies that follow me remember how blurryface era josh kept dyeing his hair and we all told him to stop because we thought he was going to go bald like his hair was so fried
#i think about it sometimes#i literally went to clancy tour with someone who only knew three songs average#(because i play them all the time for him i think it should've been more)#and i turned to him after balu brigada opened and we were waiting for them to start and it was before the midwest indigo WHATS YOUR ETA? so#i was like we have so much time#and was like “hey did you know we thought josh dun was going to be bald in his twenties?”
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do whtvr. make miraak into this handsome squidward guy behind the mask. but always to me he will be bald, and have a receding hairline old man style. dgaf
#b.txt#he looks like stannis baratheon to me with his game-issued appearance#he’s average ugly and its fitting to be honest#i know that bethesda gave miraak two randomized nord appearances#and the one where he’s nearly bald struck my heart because yeah he would nearly be bald and have a rugged look#as compared to dovahkiin#who’s your typical blue-eyed blonde-haired pretty boy hero
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Can people in fandom be normal about bald people. What is fucking wrong with you people I’m so confused. I feel like I live in an alternate world sometimes
#people???? Are just bald???? like???? huh???? huh???? whiuh????#WHY DO PEOPLE ONLINE ACT LIKE TODDLERS WHOVE NEVER SEEN A BALD PERSON BEFORE#I’m genuinely so baffled like there’s no way the concentration of bald people in my city is different from average right#I don’t live in a different universe. what’s going on#there were rules in my high school about how clean shaven you were allowed to be bc it was popular and common esp among black boys#one of my sister’s bfs was bald by choice in his 20s like ITS JUST NORMAL……….?
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