#average streddie interaction

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: I don’t eat french toast enough to put it above pancakes no matter-

Richie: If you gave french toast a shot-

Eddie: Guys-

Richie: You would like it way more

Stan: I’m not saying that I’m not-

Eddie: Guyys-

Richie: You haven’t-

Stan: Gave it a fucking shot

Eddie: WoAH

Richie: Next time try it

Eddie: The aggression-

Stan: Within this point in time-

Richie: Why don’t you just give em a shot?

Stan: Shut the Fuck up please

Richie: When’s the last time you even attempted to enjoy a good hearty breakfast-

Stan: Can you listen to what I’m gonna say-

Richie: No. Cause I know what you’re gonna say-

Stan: In this given moment I have not had french toast enough to put it-

Richie *to Eddie*: I don’t know why you care so much?

Eddie:

Eddie: WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH? DID I SAY A FUCKING THING!? WHY DO ~I~ CARE SO MUCH?

Eddie: YOU JUST WENT ON A FUCKING 3 MINUTE TANGENT ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CARE, I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS TO SAY THIS IS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION! TOMORROW WE’LL WAKE UP THERE WILL STILL BE WAFFLES, THERE WILL STILL BE PANCAKES, THERE WILL STILL BE FRENCH TOAST

Eddie: AND I CARE TOO MUCH!? I COULDN’T GIVE A FUCK LESS

Eddie: STAN COULD WAKE UP AND EAT ALL 3 TOMORROW! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CARE TOO MUCH, IM LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU TO STOP

Richie: Okay, listen-

Eddie: DO YOU HEAR HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!?

Eddie: That’s outrageous what you just said to me