#aws governance

[noodles-and-tea]

Very late to the party to say your Gravity Falls/Inside Job fanart is doing numbers in my brain but!! It is doing numbers in my brain!! Reagan interacting with the Pines family is just such a move I’m obsessed.

She has good taste

[ca-dmv-bot]

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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 74

When a new black-haired blue-eyed person appeared in the manor, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that Bruce’s adoption problem had struck again. So color many a batkid surprised that no, this kid isn’t a new sibling, no he didn’t get grabbed from the street, and actually he’s here for Alfred. Apparently Alfred never found it important to mentioned that he has a husband- that the kid kind of implies isn’t human what with the casual way he says he himself is half human- and that this kid is apparently their child. For once it’s Bruce’s turn to come home to a surprise sibling. 

Danny on the other hand just learned that his Clockpa has a semi-mortal partner who has offered to take him in, (in another dimension even! And there’s aliens!!) while the ancient takes care of some stuff at home. And yeah it’s in a rich-manor but Sam has proved that not all rich people are evil, and based off of Mr Pennyworth’s stories the Waynes weren’t bad either. Though based off of the others’ reactions perhaps he should wait to mention that there wasn’t one new family member but three…

[bananonbinary]

as a certified Diagnosed Autist(TM) i cannot stress enough that i am not only pro- self-diagnosis, but also pretty anti- legal medical diagnosis. it is, at best, a cruel hoop we have to jump through so privileged people will deign to give us what we need. don't fucking do that shit unless you have to, it was disgustingly expensive, fucking humiliating, infantilizing, and dehumanizing, and would probably actively cause problems in my life if i didn't have some really good allistic (-passing) people in my corner and also wasn't so fucking disabled that it mostly doesn't matter.

literally get that diagnosis if you need it for job/school accessibility shit or SSI or whatever, and otherwise dont tell the government SHIT about yourself. there is zero good reason for them to want that information. that's between you and the people you want in your life.

[sockssketchingshack]

Welp guess my hopes for testosterone is being put on pause until this changes or my income increases somehow in the next decades or so.

Fuck the "big, beautiful bill"

It's cutting funds to Medicaid, and other health related benefits not just to transgender people but everyone.

One thousand pages long.

They're cutting funds on food assistance.

13 million people are going to lose their Medicaid

And 10 million people are going to lose food assistance

And we are going into MAJOR DEBT

like grab your kids and run debt.

Made tax cuts but only while the current president is in office, which is all kinds of messed up. How does someone think of this? You can have this but only while I'm in office? That's low. Scummy even.

And guess where the funds are going? They're going towards mass deportation and the border walls.

We do not need to kick people out of the country. We really don't. What we need is healthcare and food. We need basic needs above an imaginary war against our fellow people.

Say what you want but the Mexican grandma that gives me advice on growing my tomatoes doesn't give off threat to national security vibes.

And they're raising the overall debt limit by 41 million. 41 MILLION.

I do not think that all the funds that are being taken from Medicaid and food assistance is going to the mass deportation or border walls. I think they're putting the funds somewhere else. Somewhere more profitable to themselves. Like I don't know. Their own pockets.

[nyaskitten]

I still think about Mayor Trustable, whose name is literally "U. N. Trustable," and then I think about the completely hidden large-scale subway construction efforts Harumi was secretly working on and like...I'm not the ONLY one who was thinking they'd reveal he was working alongside Harumi for some reason (maybe she threatened him, or told her he would be spared in the Overlord's vision for the world) and he in fact fully sanctioned the construction of this railway system, right? That would've been so interesting to see, and I don't know why instead the pun name just culminated in him running away at the end from all the Crystal Zombies.

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

Since Tumblr doesn't care about what's going on in Canada I'll tell you. It looks like the liberals have won apparently they don't know yet if it's a minority or majority.

And since I know many people don't know this I'll explain as best I can. In Canada we have first past the post, a party gets a certain amount of seats boom they win. But with first past the post they may not have the majority of seats which means they'll have a minority government so if the minority government tries to pass something the other parties can shoot it down by majority vote because that's how our parliament works they have meetings present things and they either pass or get nowhere based on how many vote yes or no.

[god-i-love-opossums]

******THIS IS NOT PRO TRUMP OR ELON I FUCKING HATE THEM***** i am not finishing this ive already disgraced myself by starting it

i have a compulsive need to make everything about or relate back to hannibal so here is mizumono but trump and elon version in light of recent events. JD vance is abigail no one cares about him though that's why he's in the corner. The implication is that these two will somehow reunited in a way that will be disastrous for the world i pray not.

important to note that as much as i love NBC hannibal and hannigram i think that will graham and hannibal lecter are bad people just as i think trump and elon are bad people. This is in no way shape or form a praise of trump or elon i hate them so much i just got the idea to make this and i couldn't stop

[galactic-dragoness]

Nothing says "America" more than watching the Philadelphia Eagles - the NFL team that President Traitor had uninvited to the White House in 2018 - sweeping the Superbowl right. In. Front. Of. Him. AND Kendrick of Lamar basically giving Traitor's anti-DEI crusade the biggest middle finger in the form of a Halftime Show.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 101

 The Fentons have created a machine! A wonderful machine that will reveal a ghost’s true form! So that everyone will see their trickery! They’ll see that the monsters they really are! 

 Now, to know what all went wrong, one would have to know some things about the ghost zone, and more specifically the area the Fentons had managed to punch through to. 

 For one, ghosts do not age like humans. Oh they might take a form similar to that of their death, which may appear as an adult or teen or something similar, but with how they can only die by the complete destruction of their core, theoretically a ghost could live forever once formed. 

 In fact, the equivalent of eighteen years for a ghost was one-hundred realms-years dead. And those years don’t always sync up with the years of the living world that one might open a door into. Thankfully, the Fenton’s world, being one of those synced closer to the Realms, only had a time dilation of a few seconds. 

 That being said, the area their portal had ripped into was incredibly rich in ectoplasm. And areas like that, were where newborn ghosts were formed and arrived. A ghost daycare of sorts, almost akin to a toddler area of the zone. 

 Which meant that when they shoot the Phantom-menace and other pesky ghosts to revert them into their true form, it isn’t exactly monsters that appear. Instead, there are now several ghost toddlers- or in the phantom-trio’s case literal babies- flying around. Very unhappy ghost toddlers. 

 What a horrible time for the Justice League to arrive. Though perhaps some would say it was actually perfect timing. 

[marzipanandminutiae]

if you're terrified for your country's elections next year because a lot of people seem to think the solution to the government handling an international conflict in an abysmal and deplorable way is to let a group of total monsters who would handle it MUCH worse AND also potentially doom huge swaths of oppressed people at home as well as our entire literal planet get into power, by ignoring the way our deeply flawed but also deeply entrenched system realistically works

clap your hands...?

(I cannot understand trying to stop heinous and unnecessary killing- which disgusts and saddens me, too! how could it not?! -by handing the election to people who want to do even more of that exact thing. the math isn't mathing, as they say)

[despazito]

It sucks so bad that vet care costs an arm and a leg nowadays but I don't think people here value the standard of care we can get in a first world country until you visit places where it's simply not even an option

[theshadowrealmitself]

Been obsessing over Diana x Rick au scenarios where they get together, for some reason I’ve been really leaning into them knowing each other growing up, parting ways, and then meeting and dating in the future

Diane and Rick being across the street neighbors who have huge crushes on each other

They never end up confessing to each other because Rick feels like he has to “prove” himself to Diane before he can confess to each other (stemming from fear of rejection) so he wants to set out and really make something of himself

Diane never confesses because she has abandonment issues and everyone knows that genius Rick Sanchez isn’t going to stay in their dinky hometown, and she doesn’t believe that it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved, losing him after having him would devastate her

So Rick gets accepted into his dream college while Diane stays in their hometown, knowing she’s going to remember him for the rest of her life but not expecting him to ever return, just to one day get surprised when Rick returns, as was always his goal

That’s the basic outline I’ve been using for all scenarios, just tweaking it a bit based on my mood, but somehow it’s devolved into:

Rick coming back and finding out he never properly sealed away the lab in his house and some of his specimens have gotten out and it’s had far reaching consequences for the town

Diane’s been having fun with it, because it’s more gravity falls level of issues than like an undead apocalypse, but Rick’s responding like Frankenstein seeing his monster actually move around

[mrmeepsmadmind]

idw bumblebee and prowl shouldve broke up bcs he wouldnt stop 𝚊sking prowl to pause his report for just one lil astrosec so he can change his various pastel colored pens while making his cute little aesthetically pretty for no reason & very time - consuming notes with big colorful fonts & cute designs real quick

also another thought abt annoying ass bb trying to make running a literal planet cotteque so he doesn't go crazy bcs hes now a politician when all he ever wanted was to deliver mail & smile & wave at bots who call him cute ---

bee: 𝚠heeljack, im so sorry about this but do you mind repeating the time-stakingly long introduction, instruments, research references, modules, hypothesis, counter thesis, procedures, analysis, second - retrial, results, & explanation that you just spent 700000 earth hours saying because i was busy drawing a cute little bee in the corner of my notes please :] ?

wheeljack:

idw bee trying to run a planet that fucking hates him is just rlly funny to me, especially since everyone views bee as the goody character who everyone loves & he views himself as that & then they finally win this consuming war & he can reap his rewards of being loved without holding a gun & no one fucking likes him. hes even getting on his own old team's nerves & not in the loveable scamp way but the get the fuck out of my face way

[velvetjune]

Alan being a parautilitarian the FBC wanted for the prime candidate program and to lock up; Alice possessing a possible camera OOP and requested to be taken in after her FBC visit caused Hartman to break containment; Barry joining the Blessed cult that the FBC is currently hunting down and arresting anyone involved. Gotta love a trio that are all wanted by the federal government