#ay. profe(?)

[idon-twannabeperceived]

Q estará haciendo estos días mi profe la q hacía cosplay de Cristina?

[evilcokito]

Crewel Sketch 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ Fanservice Fairy

Todo muy educativo.

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Literally don’t want to tell mom bc I don’t want to go get the award and she’ll be like ‘WHAT DID YOU SAY? GO get it’ 😩

[arthurianfaggot]

LOCO RE ANSIOSOS LOS DE ARTE. ENCIMA NI LEER SABEN 😭😭😭

Tipo mandan capturas de moodle preguntando "che chicos cuál de estos es el curso 🥺" por el grupo de wpp cuando literal todos los cursos tienen escrito y resaltado "Cerámica, artes del espectáculo, música" abajo del nombre del módulo. Somos de artes visuales flaca, ninguno de esos es nuestro

[ananayellow]

Ay profe

[conobarco]

thinking on the pelotudito del centro de estudiantes que fue al laboratorio pidiendo firmas para un proyecto, y nos dijo "ay la verdad que los admiro chicos, hay que ser valiente para usar un guardapolvo blanco despues de haber terminado la primaria" y el profe le dijo "cuando te caiga ácido en la ropa te quiero ver" pedazo de m word, ojala lo pise un auto

[chericheribaby]

Y quedaron 2

two words:

Cris presentation.

cris. presentation.

[optimistic-violinist]

Hi! For the 100 drabble challenge: 25. Hallucination, either Bruno or Mirabel, setting - TBTK or original movie!

How long had she been working on this stupid essay? Three hours? Four? And before that was a ten hour shift, and after this was a math assignment and a full day of classes and another eight hour shift and she had promised to help Antonio with his school project and-

Ay mija, you're working too hard.

She looked up, eyes unfocused as she looked around Profe's kitchen, but she was alone. She took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes. It was too late if she was beginning to hallucinate her mother's voice.

At least, she hoped it was.

[l-747]

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[brainfondue]

En clase alguien le estaba diciendo al profe "ay no seas asi, no ves que el nene aprobó?" y el profe "el nene tiene...qué? Veintipico de años? Esta grandote para ser 'el nene'"

[sburbian-sage]

For the guy who a§ked how to §educe the Other§: Do Not The Calamari. It’§ not worth it bro. It won’t end well and, from what my one of my current §e§��ion mates §ay§, they aren’t even that good.

Anyway, just got through a hectic and unnece§§arily convoluted entry and need to vent/get advice from a pompou§ a§§ that i§n’t in my §e§§ion(jk, love your §hit). Haven’t met up with anyone fully yet, but it already look§ like a clu§ter fuck. Eight player§, rolled up three other veteran§ and four §boob§, but god doe§ the game hate the sboob§.

One of them got an angel land word, another got an Other land word… ba§ed off rough calculation§… the land§ are gonna be trying to §ma§h into each other. Through §kaia. In 2 week§, unle§§ we can figure out how to §tabilize the orbit§. The other two §boob§ are from a two player §e§§ion and are freaking out about having more people and them being alien§. §o cool, mixed §pecie§ §e§§ion right off the bat for tho§e two. All ready the culture cla§h is cau§ing… problem§. Not only that but it §eem§ like they both got bountie§ from their dream moon§ on their head§ already. §omehow.

The veteran §ide of thi§ i§… yeah also hate§ u§, but in the way we expect. Our Time player i§ down a dream §elf, not §ure when or how they know that yet. One guy§ got… not sure if it’§ a land fuck up, but what’§ e§§entially a permanent atomik ebonpyre in the cloud layer around hi§ land. With hi§ hive on a mountain top. Third vet has a dead land, or a land that’§ pretending to be dead. Like fir§t village was empty and very few imp§ during hi§ entry. I can §afely §ay I’m a profe§§ional §pace player at thi§ point but my land i§ not ho§pitable for frog§ yet. And my §prite§… well. An i§§ue. One of the §boob§ prototyped a dangerou§ p§ychic creature and now all the underling§ have weapon§ grade telekine§i§ at minimum.

Cla§§ line up i§ (ba§§ed off our time player§ not §o cryptic hint§): Veteran§; Mage of §pace(my§elf, with native title thi§ round), Knight of Doom(Angry cloud layer), §eer of Time, Heir of Life(“Dead” Land guy). §boob§; §ylph of Heart(Other Land), Witch of Rage(Angel Land), Maid of Blood, Prince of Void.

Advice? And or how fucked we are rating?

~TA

The implication that one of your sessionmates managed to sex the squid is horrifying, please do not elaborate on this. And to answer your question, this session is pretty awful, but not unsalvageable.

As far as the Angel and Other Lands colliding, I imagine you and the Witch have the best chances of physically making the planets stop moving, but I don't think I'd be too concerned if they do impact. Obviously try to be as far away from the point of impact as possible, and don't just let it happen, but as long as they aren't moving especially fast (as in "a secondhand observer would say it's moving fast", I know technically a planet moving at all is notably fast), the game tends to cope with it well. As in, there will be some environmental destruction, the Land's geography will shift itself around, the Consorts will be in danger (but have some level of self-preservation, help them out anyway to boost your Land Reputation), and maybe some non-essential features break, but then they sort of comfortably "fuse" in a stable form. Your house is not usually the site of impact, but the sheer schmovement might make it wobble so hard it collapses, so watch out. And the best part is, because Angelic and Otherwise Corruption cancel each other out, it might neutralize the more dangerous tendencies of both Lands! SO that part should be fine. Unless they are moving fast enough that both Lands might explode, in which case you're fucked and I can't help you. Outside of "abuse Space powers to make them stop", and maybe try abusing Time powers to complete either one of their Land Quests. I'm just guessing that there has to be a point in the Land Quest where the Angels/Others go dormant, and if that happens to at least one side, they should stop being attracted to each other. The only alternative is trying to kill the Angels or Others, and good luck with that one, buddy, you're unironically better off just dealing with those two Lands exploding (and trying to see if it's still possible to make progress with them, the game won't be unwinnable in these conditions, I think).

For the Knight of Doom, the Atomyk Ebonpyre Cloud Layer is an early-game concern. First, confirm if this affects their hive. While a "regional" Ebonpyre isn't too outlandish, they never manifest near dungeon entrances or special structures (like one's house or hive). When you enter the Medium, the game keeps spawning Underlings until you enter the first Gate, at which point all Underlings in and around your house despawn and it assumes a normal spawn rate. If your Knight of Doom ran away without entering the first Gate, this is their fault, tell them to get in there. If the Knight of Doom did enter the first Gate and aggressive monsters keep spawning, then yeah, it's an Ebonpyre. You have three options.

Clear out all Underlings. While the entire cloud layer being a Land-wise Ebonpyre is probably an intended challenge and feature of the Knight of Doom's Land, it should recognize the zone around their hive. Once you've cleared out an Atomyk Ebonpyre zone, the spawn rates and behavior returns to normal, as it essentially goes "deactive". This option should only be undertaken once they've got some combat abilities, and escape plan, and maybe a bit of help.

Fortify the hive. Build over windows. Landmines, barbed wires, and turrets outside. Smooth out the house to remove any surfaces an enemy could spawn on (lots of stairs and ladders with few platforms). To be honest I don't even think you should have any doors if it's too much of a problem. Keep in mind that this is a stop-gap measure until you can execute Option #1, and should be used in conjunction with Option #3.

Build up. If the Atomyk Ebonpyre is localized to the cloud layer, enter the stratosphere. Once you're above the danger zone, you can build like you're not expecting assassins to kill you in your sleep. It will be expensive though.

Running through the rest of your issues quickly, the guys who have never seen a Troll before will adapt quickly (and if not, hit 'em with the Etiquette FAQ), the Seer of Time's dreamself might not be dead, could be merely mistaken for dead and entombed by the Carapacians (inconvenient but not awful, but you have access to the Sacrificial Slab now), the Heir of Life's planet is probably just "acting" dead because their Land Quest is to bring it back to life (and if they didn't prototype anything before entering, it is actually dead and they just fucked the entire Session, but considering they're a vet this is unlikely), and the telekinetics you might just have to deal with. They'll probably be clumsy about it, and throw the biggest items, which you might want to counter-act by simply captchaloguing the items mid-air. If they begin displaying telepathic or mind-control abilities, then the danger level has increased significantly and you'll want everyone to start wearing tinfoil hats. Don't laugh.

A lot of this looks worse than it is, probably, and you've got a good Title line-up, in addition to some experienced hands. The colliding Lands is the worst part, but every other major problem is sticky at best, instead of catastrophic. Once you solve that Priority 1 Problem, everything else should click into place.

[harryduboisbignaturalss]

ay, hay un chiquito en mi curso que realmente no sé si es o de hace de tarado. para q entiendan el profe está dando clases y de repente menciona algo que todo el mundo sabe, cómo yo que se "perspectiva" o "Harvard" o cualquiera otra cosa que puedas pensar que es una pelotudez porque todos saben lo que es, y el pregunta "que es eso?" y no de chiste, si no de q realmente no sabe de qué están hablando

[zurdaestudiando]

Ay, no manches. Estoy de tan buen humor hoy, y todo porque pude hacer bien un mísera práctica de neumática. Con mi compañera conectamos todo bien, pero nos falló una cosita: encender bien la unidad de mantenimiento. XD O sea, estaba conectada al enchufe, pero no habíamos levantado las pastillas o los fusibles. Por suerte el profe nos explicó bien, supongo que andaba de buen humor hoy.

_________

Oh, my god. I'm such in a good mood right now, and it's all bc I was able to do a measly pneumatic practice well. Me and my lab partner did every connection right, but one little thing failed us: to turn on the maintenance unit properly. XD I mean, it was plugged in, but we hadn't lifted the pickups or the fuses. Luckily the prof explained it to us, I guess he was in a good mood today.

[carolgelina]

La pregunta que me han hecho últimamente y hoy fue como 3 veces que me la hicieron, y es la siguiente:

¿Estás enamorada?

Y yo, obvio que sí. Yo amo a ese hombre.

Uno de los que me preguntó fue el profe Felipe, el profe de la mañana. El no sabía que salíamos. Le dije que estaba enamorada de ti y que te estaba esperando. Su cara fue de asombro, me comentó que sabía que tú "estabas" con alguien del gimnasio pero que no sabía que era yo, lo siento por si no querías que él supiera.

La cuestión es que hoy las personas que me preguntaron eso, me lo decían con un tono de "ay pobrecita está enamorada" como si eso fuera algo malo.

Hoy pude tener presente todo aquello por lo cual llegué amarte, hoy te amo más pero sabiendo un poco más de ti.

Es bonito recordarte, siempre digo que me trataste como princesa ♥️ y que bueno, no te doy todo el mérito a ti, también a mi forma de ser y de llevar ciertas "discusiones".

No dejo de responsabilizarme por mis celos absurdos. No me quiero seguir sintiendo culpable por arruinar lo que teníamos. Pero a veces es inevitable no pensar en eso.

Nuevamente te doy las gracias mi Juan.

Te amo, te estoy amando y te seguiré amando.

19 de Mayo 2025

[basuritabasura]

soñe primero

que estaba de camino a la u y al llegar estabamos dando un certamen en una sala pequeña, en mesas de a 4, yo estaba con 2 personas mas, un amigo que es trans pero ahi estaba cuando niño sin transicionar y alguien mas que no estoy segura quien es pero también es de la básica. en nuestra mesa el 4to puesto estaba contra la pared y habia un altar de tarjetas de navidad antiguas como las que habia en mi casa antes, las que se enviaba la familia. y abajo velas, un mantel rojo y un pote de plástico con menstruación q era mia. la profe me entrega el certamen y a mi me cuesta pq siento que estoy toda sucia con mi regla. hay que usar unas estampillas y deglosarlas en las respuestas. alguien me había sacado mi certamen y lo habia entregado le digo pq?? y me dice ay perdon pense q te habias ido. me dejan seguir pero en una hoja de cuaderno. ya no es una profe sino un profe y el dice acuerdense de entregarlo bien ordenadito.

segundo

que estaba en una playa como no tan linda, pq habia mucho pasto y unas bajadas peligrosas, no era plana. y una empresa malvada habia marcado un agujero en la tierra cerca de la orilla. yo no queria que lo hicieran porque iba a arruinar la costa. y con una grúa ponen un mono de peluche gigante encima, solo veo sus pies y piernas, y lo dejan caer. se hace un hoyo que chupa mucha costa y el agua se va encima de eso. yo corro un poco mas arriba.

[conobarco]

nadie:

la que ya curso una carrera antes: AY SI PROFE, YO YA SE COMO ES