#b100d

[leatherhands]

VAC rulez

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

he2 aliive he ju2t had n alergiic reac2hun al2o fuck u a22hole

Of course you want to fuck me. Never happening low blood.

[zer0mori-dot-mp3]

TW ACHROMATIC BLOOD/CORPSE

hey you! wanna see some neighbor angst?

GOOD! under the cut is just that ^^

" Got a secret , can you keep it ? Swear this one you'll save . "

SO what the hell happened here? tis quite simple really!

~

afton is not the most sociable man in his apartment building to anyone but mia. hence, he tells her and only her everything. just about the only thing he hasn't told her is his involvement in the trojan horse project. does or did he ever have plans to tell her? no. at least, not until the project was finished and it was safe for employees to talk about it.

one day, a radio broadcast was sent out. nobody knows who or what sent it. the voice exposed the project's intentions and everybody working on it, with the very first name being said was that of dr. w. afton. of course, everybody in his apartment complex recognized the name as the physicist living in the first apartment of the third floor.

everybody was, of course, shocked and upset by the news. how couldn't they be? there was a monster living in their apartment. this impacted everyone hard, but the person who was hurt the most was will's loving fiancée, mia stone. afton told her everything. so why didn't he tell her this?

the two agreed to always tell each other secrets and would promise not to tell anyone. afton had once told mia he had one massive secret he couldn't share with her until a later date. if she were to ever find out beforehand, he'd have to kill her.

this was that secret.

~

afton holding his now deceased soon-to-be wife in his arms, upset and distraught at what he just did, but knew it had to be done. it had to. it had to.

the government and the ddd's project was never meant to be exposed so early.

[equius-against-themself]

i want yvw

D -- > That is... Very unorthodo%... I need a towel...

[mellifloss]

Ehehe I was recruited to do Mayoi's part in B100d Hunter on Smule ✨ I'd love it if you checked it out 🥰👹⚔✨

[pearlescentparade]

could you make a fic or HCs for 1x1x1x1 but the Betrayed 1x1x1x1 skin if you could :3 maybe something to do with his hair but its up to you :D

im not even gonna lie ive been basing 1x's personality off of his betrayed skin's bc those voicelines are the only hints i get at knowing how this dude acts so the only difference is that she's got hair 💔💔

grooming ❎ betrayed 1x1x1x1 x reader fluff💝

"y0u just c4n't g3t 3n0ugh 0f m3~" 1x1x1x1 boldly claims as you run your fingers through their luscious white hair, watching the strands seamlessly part as you comb through.

you roll your eyes, "ever the narcissist, aren't you? in any case, it's your hair i'm obsessed with, not you. just how do you get it to be so smooth...?" taking a small lock in your hand, you observe it in awe. seriously, no knots or tangles? they could star in a pantene commercial if he didn't look so damn scary.

a devious snicker escapes from them, and you're already mentally preparing yourself to hear what she has to say next.

"1 w4sh w1th th3 b100d 0f my v1ct1ms- AUGH!" with the piece of hair that's already in your hand, you firmly pull it as a way to scold them.

"ew! whatever, edgelord."

1x1x1x1 turns back to look at you when they feel you withdraw your hands to dig in your bag, perturbed by the loss of contact. the chains that sit around their body clink from the movement. "1 d0n't r3m3mb3r s4y1ng y0u c0u1d st0p."

"oh, be patient! i only stopped so i could get these." after scolding her gently, you emerge from your bag, revealing a brush, some hairties, and a few cutesy clips. the face 1x1x1x1 makes at the objects could be described as something akin to disgust yet intrigue. she slightly backs away, letting out a hiss, "y0u w4nt t0 d3c0r4t3 m3 l1ke 1'm s0m3 k1nd 0f p3t? hhhh.. 1 w0n't 4110w 1t."

you step forward, closing the distance he attempted to create. "don't be dramatic, it's only a few accessories! you have all that nice hair, you ought do something fun with it every now and then." the being of hatred starts to retort, but completely gives up when you begin brushing, losing himself in the pleasant feeling. you swear you can hear them faintly purring.

after a bit of brushing out, you split the back of their hair down the middle, sectioning it into two. then, collecting all of the hair on one side, you pull it into a hairtie and start tying a pigtail. the same goes for the other side. finally, to top it all off, you fasten some clips on their bangs. 1x1x1x1 suspects something is up when she hears you giggling, and confronts you when you've finished. "1 d0n't 3v3n w4nt t0 kn0w wh4t y0u'v3 d0n3 w1th m3."

"aww, c'mon, you don't, heh, you don't wanna see what you look like? not even a liiiittle?" teasingly, you hold your handmirror out to her and invite her to take a look as you struggle to stifle your laughter. if 1x1x1x1 could destroy objects with his glare, that mirror would've shattered in your hands. they growl as they snatch it from you, hesitantly lifting it to behold themself in the glass.

safe to say, he absolutely hates it. the cutesy pastel clips with bows and small animals appear alien alongside 1x1x1x1's harsh and saturated color palette, and don't even get her started on the dumb pigtails. "..th1s 1s 4WFUL! 1 l00k utt3r1y stup1d—hurry 4nd t4ke 1t 0ff!" in a fit of embarrassment, she violently shuts the mirror with a loud clap, and hurls it at you. you're barely able to catch it through your laughter.

"but—snrk—but 1x, you look so cute! keep them on, pleaaseeee?"

"4bs0lut41y n0t. th3s3 4r3 c0m1ng 0ff." one by one, 1x1x1x1 yanks the clips out of his hair and discards them onto the ground. before they can take out the pigtails, you stop them by gently grabbing her wrist.

"at least keep the pigtails in... think about it like the ponytail you always have, just on both sides of your head." he narrows their sharp red eyes, elf ears twitching in annoyance as you attempt to convince them to keep any evidence of your mini makeover.

after a long and gravelly exhale from him, he resigns, "f1n3. but d0n't th1nk y0u'll g3t 4w4y w1th th1s.. 1'll g3t b4ck 4t y0u!"

when the next round rolls around, 1x1x1x1 targets you heavily, stopping at nothing to ensure you lose. despite the other survivors' valiant efforts to protect you, she gets you. but damn, you'd be lying if you said it wasn't worth it seeing 1x1x1x1 in cutesy pigtails, even if they were enraged and chasing you.

(parade postscript: i think i'll have 1x1x1x1 talk with leetspeak bc i see a lot of ppl make him do that so why not teehee im afraid itll make her rlly similar to griefer but i think i can write them to be different enough......)

[thewertsearch]

I'm not surprised. After the stunt you pulled with that mind-control chip, you're lucky she didn't give you the Vriska treatment.

NEPETA: :33 < we can always curl up in the pile again to talk about f33lings :33 EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, for goodness sa%es, a man can only di%uss feelings for so much time […] EQUIUS: D --> We e%amined my emotional state until we were both bl00 in the face […] NEPETA: :33 < b100 b100 b100 b100 b100 NEPETA: :33 < i just love how you say that word! EQUIUS: D --> I know

How, exactly, does he say 'b100'?

Karkat's quirk manifests as literal shouting, so I think Equius is literally saying 'bee one hundred'. Fantastic.

EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, I think it would behoove us to address the e%treme danger in a serious manner NEPETA: :33 < you mean about gamz33? h33h33! NEPETA: :33 < im still not sure if i can believe it! […] EQUIUS: D --> His is the richest and most noble b100d possible among the high land dwellers EQUIUS: D --> As such, he is prone to being more violent and unpredictable than any of us

I'm not so sure about that.

Like - sure, based on the sample we have, the top half of the hemospectrum does seem to produce more aggressive trolls. Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee and Eridan are all demonstrably more violent than their lowblood compatriots. But are their attitudes really a product of nature?

Take Vriska, for example. She was forced to be a killer by the blue-blooded lusus that adopted her. Yeah, she's violent and unpredictable now, after years of abuse, but her situation would drive any troll to desperate measures.

Do we really think Aradia wouldn't become a murderer if her mom was a hungry spider? Of course she would!

Then there's Eridan, a troll whose behavior could not stem more obviously from the classism that was ingrained into him by society. His culture reinforces the idea that violence is his right, and that it's particularly justifiable when directed towards his inferiors.

Would Eridan really be like this if he was raised on Earth? Wouldn't Tavros or Karkat also become shitheads if they were handed this kind of privilege?

Let's not forget Feferi - a troll who, by Equius's logic, should be the most dangerous of the entire cast. She's not, and I think it's simply because there's no one above her on the hierarchy. Who's going to tell the princess that she's a failure of a highblood?

From where I'm sitting, it really seems like highbloods are aggressive due to cultural factors, rather than biological ones. Their blood doesn't predispose them to violence - it marks them as trolls who are expected to be violent. A case could be made that hemospectrum position is, in effect, a secondary gender for trolls - an institution that enforces entirely artificial standards for their behavior, which are then internalized as 'natural' by the populace.

So no, I don't think Gamzee was 'biologically predestined' to be like this - I think he picked it up from somewhere. Maybe he was more susceptible to Alternian propaganda than we realized, or maybe someone like Doc Scratch was manipulating him from the shadows. It wouldn't be the first time he's goaded a troll into violence.

You ever roleplay so hard that you literally gain a cat's slitted eyes when you're pissed?

EQUIUS: D --> I will now seek the highb100d, Nepeta […] EQUIUS: D --> I will e%act caution, even when safety 100% to be 100% assured EQUIUS: D --> Even so EQUIUS: D --> I would still like to take the opportunity to say […] EQUIUS: D --> Goodbye

Oh, man.

Alright, sound off. Does anyone really think Equius is going to stand up to a highb100d? No?

Ok, great. Let's stop beating around the bush, then.

Equius is basically walking to his death here, and he knows it. The comic's really laying the death flags on thick, with a very clearly telegraphed 'final goodbye' for Nepeta. It's almost too obvious, but I don't think it's going to be a fakeout this time. We can't all be Kanaya.

NEPETA: :33 < well ok, goodbye! NEPETA: :33 < but you had better believe i will s33 you again soon, equius! EQUIUS: D --> Yes, you will

Yeah you will - the next time you go to sleep.

[equius-against-themself]

D -- > I do not know how to make it any clearer after that long rant. I am trying not to be castist. It's part of how I was brought up, and it's so deeply woven into the traditions I still follow that it's difficult not to slip. The b100 b100d obsessed version of me that built aradiabot was quite literally another lifetime ago.

Moirailegence is about doing what’s best for your moirail, not blindly defending them. Equius’s outdated beliefs will get in the way of his relationships, one way or another. Do you think if you woke up one day as a through and through rust blood he’d still care for you? Caste is not a birthright, otherwise it would not matter what blood color Equius gave to Aradia-bot.

Encouraging him is only going to hold him back.

::::33 < I don’t just 8lindly defend him. I defended him from misrepresent8ions of his actions after I was asked how I could like him. Purrhaps I should talk to him more a8out how some of his 8eliefs should 8e left 8ehind, 8ut I stand 8y saying he’s not a 8ad purrson. And yes, I do trust that he’d still care for me if I woke up as a rust 8lood.

[scoundrellyfeline]

moviestuck au ideas #2

"D --> I STRONGly liked "Live-Action Adaptation of a Young Troll Viking Boy Shoots Down a Dragon-Lusus and Over Time Learns to Care for it as Well as all Other Dragons Teaching Compassion to his Entire Villiage in the Process" because after reining and taming the dragon lusii e%cept100nally well, all the low-b100d troll vikings came to respect Hiccup, their rightful indigo-b100ded chief"

":33 < *as ac saunters ovfur, she expurrlains that she liked watching live action adaptation of a young troll viking boy shoots down a dragon lusus and ovfur time learns to care fur it as well as all othfurr dragons teaching compurrassion to his entire villiage in the purrocess beclaws she thought it was really pawsome how evfurryone came togethfur at the end and felled the dragon lusus empurress and also the shipping potential betw33n the characters (astrid <33 hiccup and stoick <> gobber are both goals)*"

its late so i didnt actually draw them but you get the general idea

[starrynight-edits]

D --> you don't need to do this but i would like to request equius, specifically the one pester quest sprite where he's playing with hair, i would like his hair to be way longer, like almost to his hips, and slight stubble on the face, scars from my face and all over the arms and the grey darker, the belt was white-grey and the belt was gold, also a golden ring on the intact horn, whit gloves too, pointy ears that have gauges that are nepetas b100d color, the sleeves ripped off and multiple burn holes in the shirt. i believe that's it,

Here you go! If you need anything changed just let me know :D

[sannithology]

SAN’S IYF PREVIEW : WHY SAN ALWAYS COMES WITH A DRINK?

IN YOUR FANTASY Preview Symbolic Interpretation

Hello, Atiny! We’re back to continue what I haven’t finished in PART 1. First of all, I’m literally glad that there’re Atinys waiting for the next chapter. Thank you yall! 🥹

This post’s talking about Symbolic interpretation in San’s In Your Fantasy Preview.

Honestly, I’ve been racking my brain over this part, because I can’t quite piece it all together, but I’ll write down everything I’ve noticed and thought about here. May be we’ll get more clues from teasers and help me cross out the theories that no longer make sense.

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*Disclaimer : This interpretation is just my opinion. The official storyline might not align with what I’ve analyzed, so please take it with a grain of salt.*

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What I questioned about :

Why there’re a drink only in San’s and Yunho’s preview?

Could this be a key message hinting at something bigger?

Why are the mood and tone of Yunho’s scene so different from San’s?

Here’s my interpretation

1# Different Vibe of Scene

When comparing the two scenes side by side, the difference in color tone becomes immediately apparent. Yunho’s scene evokes a sense of seduction, mystery, and intrigue while San’s, in contrast - giving a feeling like floating in a dream.

BUT what they do have the same is the presence of alcoholic drinks, which serve as symbols of temptation, obsession, and a desire to escape reality.

2# Red Wine & Golden Cocktail

Could it be that Yunho is being lured into a dangerous game of high stakes? The answer is YES. (Which would align with what i interpreted in the first chapter) This ties in with the negative symbolism of red wine ; temptation, desire, danger, and b100d.

San’s scene seems to be caught in “a beautifully crafted illusion”, represented by the “golden cocktail, orange peel & red cherries”. These elements symbolize “beauty laced with venom” or “a fabricated reality”. The sweeter and more colorful a cocktail is, the better it hides the taste of alcohol. Just like how illusions often mask the harsh truth.

I assume that he drank it to escape from a certain reality and chose to remain in the dream (Possibly dream means World Z).

3# Melting Candles

A melting candle with wax tears dripping down symbolizes “something slowly coming to the end.”

This is exactly the part I don’t quite understand. In the GH Pt.1 & 2 Diaries, he seemed to have chosen to focus on finding happiness in the present instead following the dream (being a hero/idol as they were in World Z).

Even in Yeosang’s villa, there was no clear reaction from him when Wooyoung encouraged everyone to chase their dreams again.

It only mentioned that everyone avoided Wooyoung’s gaze, but in the preview, it represents like San doesn’t want to face reality and perhaps even longs to remain in the dream.

Or… if my interpretation is wrong, is it possible that the World A they’re currently in is an illusion?

4# Melting Ice

Well, I’m gonna bring yall back to ‘Ice on My teeth’. There’s the ice that doesn’t melt in fire occurred in Hongjoong’s scene. The “fire” in the scene symbolizes intense energy, destruction that leads to something better and the “ice” refers to ATEEZ who still stands strong even in even in the midst of adversity.

In San’s preview, we saw that the ice is melting.. You know what it means, right? 🥲

And go back to Lemon Drop! I watched it without thinking too deeply at first, but then a question popped up “Did the team just include those inserts for no reason? No, they’ve never done that.

There’s a scene where San looks drained, San lying on the ground, water dripping onto his fingertips and water flowing down a drain.

Could something have happened to him in IYF? If it could, this assumption would also make sense with the symbolism of the melting candle I mentioned in 3#.

5# San who always comes with drinks

Moreover, there’s San with a drink in ‘Work’ and ‘Ice on My Teeth’ as well!

(Additional) We also have this hint from Lemon Drop moving poster! It could mean they’re thirsty for the taste of success they once had in World Z (Base on the diaries).

Taken together, these elements make the theory that Yunho wasn’t the only one being lured even more compelling!

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That’s all my interpretation! So what do you think about this? Feel free to share it. I welcome every opinion from yall!

Thank you for reading!

Have a nice day in Tinytown!

[catghoul31]

Purrfect

Equius has a gift for Nepeta. More than one, actually.

(i don't think i've ever seen anyone talking about the implication's of nepeta's cat clothes being indigo. so i have come to fix that!!)

my first homestuck fic and it's about. the platonic ship of all time. i have NEVER wanted to tear out my hair over two fictional characters so much in my life!! never i SWEAR!!!

(no cws)

Read it under the cut, or on AO3!

It was a wonderful, beautiful day in Alternia. Mostly for Nepeta Leijon, anyways, since Equius was coming over to hang out today! Maybe she’d convince him to RP this time, or maybe it’d be a losing battle like every other time. Regardless, she’d have a great time. As aloof as he could seem, Nepeta could easily smell that he was always happy around her, and that was enough. 

As per usual, she spent the minutes before her arrival staring intently at the messages they sent each other beforehand:

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began pestering centaursTesticle [CT] --

CT: D--> Hello, Nepeta.

AC: :33< *nepeta runs over, hopping onto his workbench and meowing at equius* hi eq!! what’s up? *her head tilts curiously* 

CT: D--> For the last time, I’m not going to entertain your te%tual antics. I am trying to have a serious discussion with you

AC: :33< ofc this is serious! you never text furst unless it’s supurr serious business :33c

CT: D--> Indeed. If you are available, I would like to come visit your hive. If you can even call it that

CT: D--> Those b100d stains on your walls are deplorable living conditions, even for you

AC: :33< they’re not stains!! they’re drawings of my favorite hunts and friends!!

AC: :33< you’re just changing the subject anyways x33 just say you wanna hang out!! 

AC: :33< i won’t bite! or purrhaps i might… >:33

CT: D--> Absolutely not. Not even the lowest of lowb100ds would think of such behavior

CT: D--> Stop fooling around and answer my question

AC: :33< of course you can come over!! i’m never not available for u

CT: D--> As e%pected. It seems like you never have anything better to do than constantly act like a feline and needlessly kill precious creatures

Nepeta hadn’t answered that last text, too busy preparing her cave for when her best friend showed up. Especially since Equius had asked her! She was always the one who wanted to hang out, and Equius would always begrudgingly accept, so this was exciting! He had to have something planned… What if he finally wanted to go hunting with her? It’d fit, after all! He’d finally get to use his bow and arrow for something!

Just as she was about to start pawndering over his plans, she heard a loud thud ring across the walls of her cave. Was Equius really knocking before he entered? She couldn’t help but giggle, smiling like an idiot. He insisted on knocking, and her cave didn’t even have a door. It was so funny to her! For someone so serious all the time, Equius was the silliest person she’d ever met. And she would treat him as such…

She didn’t answer, instead getting into a hunting crouch just at the edge of the entrance. Any minute now, he’d be within tacklepounce range, and she had to be prepared! It took quite a few minutes, but eventually, Equius walked in front of the entrance to peer into the cave, but the moment Nepeta could see him? She shuffled for a moment, her eyes widening, and she bolted straight for him, knocking him to the ground and making him yelp in surprise. 

EQUIUS: D--> Nepeta! What kind of terrible greeting is that supposed to be?

NEPETA: :33< hi equius!! *she batted at his face playfully, happy to see her best furriend after such a long time*

Equius scoffed, his brows furrowing when she verbalized her roleplaying attempt. 

EQUIUS: D--> Get off me. That is an order, Nepeta

Despite his clear disapproval, Equius didn’t push Nepeta off or try to wriggle out from beneath her. Laughing excitedly, she stood back up, her paws sticking up close to her face. 

NEPETA: :33< what’d you wanna s33 me for eq? you’ve gotta have something in mind!

He didn’t answer her question at all, moving past her quickly and straight for the smoothest, least drawn-on wall he could find, grimacing as he stepped over all the animal pelts. Curiously, she sniffed at her paws- eww, they were damp! The entire cave was gonna smell like his sweat even after he left…

EQUIUS: D--> Just... get over here

He gestured over to Nepeta, who obediently crawled over to where he was sitting. It was then she noticed the hand behind his back. He was hiding something… or he brought something for her?

NEPETA: :33< *nepeta sniffs equius all over, trying to sense what he’s trying to k33p away from me!*

Equius shuffled away from her, huffing in annoyance. 

EQUIUS: D--> I’m not going to roleplay with you, Nepeta

EQUIUS: D--> We’re not even te%ting right now. There’s no reason for you to be narrating your actions like that

EQUIUS: D--> These… they’re for you

Swallowing heavily, Equius slowly pulled the things he was holding out from behind his back, as if the blue- or b100, teehee!- fabric in his hands was as shameful as the horse images he collected. 

Despite the fact that they were covered in sweat, just as Equius was, Nepeta snatched the items out of his hands before he could even fully let go of them. There were four things in total, and her eyes widened in shock as she looked them all over. In her hands was a soft hat that looked exactly like Pounce de Leon’s maw, complete with kitty ears. And he made her shoes with kitty paws underneath them. And a tail…?  

EQUIUS: D--> If you’re going to act like a cat, you may as well look the part

EQUIUS: D--> At least then, other trolls won’t instantly assume you’re not actually an animal

Nepeta couldn’t care less about why Equius made them. They were immediately the absolute best things she’s ever owned. Instantly after she put the hat on, she pounced on him again, hugging him tightly as her eyes welled up. 

NEPETA: x33< ahhh!! thank you so much equius these look amazing!! i’m never going anywhere without these ever again x33

Squeezing him even tighter, she rubbed her head against his shoulder- which might’ve been a mistake in hindsight, as that made it even more sweaty than it already was. Oh, screw it, his sweat didn’t matter right now! Equius earned this hug!!

Her friend remained silent despite her happiness, and Nepeta could tell he was stunned into silence. His scent didn’t lie, and it was telling her that Equius was overjoyed that she liked her gift. But what did he expect? She was gonna get into character better than she ever had now! This was amazing! After a moment, though, Equius stiffened within her arms. 

EQUIUS: D--> Are you done hugging me yet, Nepeta?

NEPETA: :33< oh come on, do i have to stop??

EQUIUS: D--> No. That was a question, not an order

It took a moment for Nepeta to realize what he meant by that, but when it sank in, she decided that no, she was not done at all. Equius actually liked her hugs! He was never, ever living this down, no matter how hard he tried to deny it. And now that she had his permission, maybe she would just keep him here forever! Mwa ha ha…

After a moment, she felt a bug or something in her hair. Her ear twitched slightly, trying to get it out- before she realized it wasn’t a hair at all. Was that… Equius? It did, in fact, feel exactly like one of his fingers was just barely petting the stray hairs around her ear. Nepeta blushed hard, and her heart felt like it was going to fly right out of her chest. This was the closest he’d ever come to actually touching her, and she could barely contain herself. For the sake of making this moment last, though, she stayed right where she was, hoping he wouldn’t change his mind and stop doing that.

EQUIUS: D--> How are you purring

Was she? Oh- yeah! She was. 

NEPETA: :33< i just am!! i’ve always been able to do it, i’m surprised you’ve never noticed!

Equius sounded so shocked by it, and way quieter than he’d ever heard him. Nepeta shot a quick glance up at his face, and it was exactly as she expected. His eyes were wide in awe, and his entire face was drenched in sweat. He was anything but relaxed, and he seemed to be putting all his energy in not letting his hand any closer to her head. She wished he didn’t have to worry so much about that, but since he’d broken every teacup he’d handed her after barely picking it up, she understood where his worries came from.

As nice as this was, as much as Nepeta wanted to stay like this forever and not question anything, she had to tease him. Just a little bit. 

NEPETA: :33< are you feeling ok eq? If i didn’t know any better, i’d say you looked purretty pale! teehee :33 

As if she was one to talk. To her, Equius was her moirail in every way, except officially. But this was Equius after all! With all that talk about the hemospectrum and trying to be STRONG all the time, she doubted he’d want to be anything more than just normal friends with her. Just because he texted her every day, always told her to stay away from things that turned out to be really dangerous, and went so far as to make these cat clothes for her…

EQUIUS: D--> Nepeta.

She immediately turned her head away, as if she was never looking at him in the first place. But that wasn’t what Equius was concerned about at all… 

EQUIUS: D--> I can’t deny how much I appreciate the time I spend with you 

EQUIUS: D--> Even though you’re one of the most ridiculous trolls I’ve ever met 

EQUIUS: D--> You are also one of the kindest

EQUIUS: D--> Too kind for your own good, but kind nonetheless 

EQUIUS: D--> And admittedly, I don’t know what I’d do without you

EQUIUS: D--> So no, I can’t help how pale I am right now

EQUIUS: D--> For you, I mean

Nepeta was buzzing with joy and excitement before Equius was anywhere close to done, and she cut in the moment he was done talking. 

NEPETA: x33< you really wanna be my moirail?? oh my gosh yes! 

NEPETA: x33< yesyesyesyesyes ahhh!!! 

NEPETA: :33< i’m pale for you too eq, i just didn’t want you to be weirded out if i told you furst! <>

She was chirping out of pure happiness now, rubbing her face all over Equius until she felt big drops of sweat hit it. Eww!

NEPETA: :33< okay, hug time over

NEPETA: :33< i’m getting you a towel, stinky!!

She got up to grab a fresh towel, tossing it lightly at Equius, who seemed quite glad to finally dry himself off. Once she was next to him again, he responded to the last part of what she’d said earlier.

EQUIUS: D--> There is nothing weird about quadrant relationships, Nepeta 

EQUIUS: D--> It is imperative for all trolls to find partners, especially concupiscent ones

EQUIUS: D--> As a highb100d, it is my duty to ensure my quadrants are filled, so that I may provide my genetic material to the mother grub

Before Nepeta could ask Equius to please talk about literally anything else, he continued on, clearly passionate about this subject.

EQUIUS: D--> Moirallegiances are equally important, however

EQUIUS: D--> With my unfathomable STRENGTH, it would otherwise be highly likely for me to a%identally kill any of my future partners in a blind rage

EQUIUS: D--> Therefore, your gentle presence is necessary in order to keep me stable

NEPETA: :33< stable? that’s a horse pun isn’t it! heehee :33 

Equius scowled, but it did nothing to quell Nepeta’s stupid grin. 

EQUIUS: D--> Of horse- ugh, of COURSE not. 

She chuckled, flopping over onto Equius’s lap with her belly up. Predictably, he was refusing to look at her after that telling slip-up, but he eventually turned his head toward Nepeta once again. 

NEPETA: :33< that was a lot of boring and gross words you used just to say you love me, eq

Though he never responded to that, Nepeta could see his expression soften. His blush only intensified, and that was the only answer she needed. 

NEPETA: :33< and fur the record i love u too my purrfect meowrail <>

Once that feelings jam was over with, she felt content to stay here all day, not doing anything but looking into those eyes behind his broken sunglasses all curled up on his lap, basking in the warmth of their brand new moirallegiance. Could anything be better than this?

Besides trying out the new gear Equius got for her, anyway! Nepeta scrambled to her feet excitedly, putting her new shoes on and clipping the tail to the back of her pants. He got up when she did, and she grabbed his hand gently, noticing that her tail was sticking up as if it was attached to her! He really was the best moirail ever… 

NEPETA: :33< *nepeta flexes her claws, purreparing fur the greatest hunt ever, now that equius was finally coming with her!*

EQUIUS: D--> I never agreed to that. And no, I will never engage in such debauchery

NEPETA: :33< yes you will!!

EQUIUS: D--> No, I won’t

He would. And he did.

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

::::33 < Are you Equius now?

- @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

I continue to not know who that is

[zer0mori-dot-mp3]

hey you, wanna see some art of my first love?

no?

TOO BAD YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT ANYWAY.

context - i got bored 💀 i needed something to draw and i've been thinking about creepypasta [or at least of jeff] more recently, so lo and behold, jeffrey woods [shut up ik thats not his canon last name (i think???) i'm one of THOSE jeff enjoyers]

the blood was so fun to draw btw :> ironic innit, i have hemophobia

[equius-against-themself]

::::33 < If this is something you’d have wanted to know, I’m sorry for not telling you sooner, 8ut I don’t know if I count as 8eing on the hemospectrum anymore.

- @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

D -- > Hemopsectrum is a birth right. You are simultaneously b100 and olive. Which I feel. Normal thinking about.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EQUIUS: D --> Porrim "Vamp" Maryam is a member of our Dancestors. Hatched in Trollmania, her specialty is knives. But I guess you know that by now. When she was just a wriggler her lusus was killed by a terrorist bomb that went off in a church they were attending. Her body pierced by a crucifi%, Vamp was buried under the rubble for two days before she was finally rescued. During those two days she survived by feeding on the b100d of her lusus to quench her thirst. That was how she acquired a taste for b100d

DAVE: so thats why they call her vamp

EQUIUS: D --> No. Vamp isn't for vampire. It's because she's bise%ual