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revamping the blog soon!!!!!!!!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
spent four hours last night working on a cute lil video banner in after effects,,,, AE did crash on me tho and i lost two hours of work but,, such is life when ur using after effects LMAO
#I AM COMING BACK#i know i’ve been gone for a bit#kinda spotty not rly here#busy with real life etc etc BUT#i miss being here so much#i miss writing and being active!!!#i’ve been writing but like uGH#i want to FINISH SOMETHING#i also miss dabi a ton#like a truckload#:((((#clari chatters#today was EXHAUSTING sigh#we did landscaping work all day#i am vvv glad it’s over#back into the AE trenches i go
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i think it's like. ok. if all of your information about jf*shion as a whole comes from like two people who are ableists and fakeclaim the mentally ill for expressing their mental illness in a way that they disapprove of. idk. i don't know if I want to talk to you about jf*shion then.
#'oh youre emomallgoth you dont get to talk either' ive been in the jf*shion trenches since i was 14#that and emo and j*rai are literally the same thing just with a different aes to it#i had a moment w the m*nh*ras but i cant go back. the big blogs were SO ableist.#ghostly ramblings
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I had a dream that Harry decided to still perform his tour.
Concert was being held in a broadway-style theatre and there was like a lottery to see who was ae to attend. Only a small number was allowed due to social distancing. I didn’t win and was mad at Jeff who was telling people individually if they won or not and he was like “but you KNOW him” (because apparently in my dream world I’m friends with Harry) and I was like “I don’t care Jeff I want to go to the actual concert with my friends!!” He was not moved which is fair because that was a dick move on my part.
Merch-wise he was selling a normal black version of a concert tee with artwork in the front and the dates in the back except it was completely sheer. You were supposed to wear a tank top underneath. Dream Me thought it was the coolest thing. Awake Me thinks dream me is an idiot. They were also selling hippie dresses that were hideous. Even Dream Me recognized that.
I got to stay for the dress rehearsal and it was big and over dramatic and involved body doubles in trench coats that looked like him (some, including the one that was actually Harry, wearing old aged makeup) planted in the audience for one number. They would randomly stand up and sing. He also made everyone watch an entire trailer for a Brad Pitt movie before one song just because he thought Brad looked hot in it.
#i immediately wrote it down when i woke up#and had to share#Dream Jeff also didt look like real jeff but i knew it was him
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Next Stop, Everywhere
Chapter 13: The Shakespeare Code
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Female OC x 10th Doctor
(Minerva’s face claim: Victoria Camacho)
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Chapter summary: The Doctor and Minerva and take Martha to meet the one and only Shakespeare...and a couple of witches too.
// Story Masterlist //

"But how do you travel in time? What makes it go!?" Martha was questioning as the TARDIS shook in its violent ways as was the usual.
The Doctor, trying to 'pilot', actually jumped on the console. "Oh, let's take the fun and mystery out of everything. Martha, you don't wanna know. It just does now hold on tight!"
"Hey, she's asking some very good questions that - AH!" The TARDIS had shaken far too violently that it threw all of us down.
Once the TARDIS came to a stop, the only sound in the room was our collective jagged breathing.
"Blimey!" Martha sat upright with a laugh. She looked terrified yet fascinated - the perfect combination for someone aboard the TARDIS. "Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing?"
"Yes, and I failed it," the Doctor casually answered as he got up. He strode for the doors, licking up his trench coat on the way.
"Shocker!" I called to him while I helped Martha stand up. "How hard is it to drive a box?"
"Oi, it's a lot harder than you think," he threw me a sharp look as he fixed his coat.
"Aha...''
"Now make the most of it, Martha. You get one trip and one trip only," he explained once Martha and I joined him at the doors.
"I don't think she needs a reminder," I said serious, really not liking the way he said that. I knew he didn't want a replacement for Rose but did he really have to remind Martha about this one-trip deal? Martha wasn't at fault for the unfortunate ending of Rose.
"Where are we?" Martha asked as soon as we stepped out.
We were in an Elizabethan street in the dark night. People were off and about in their errands in the old street, not even realizing we'd literally came out of a box.
"Oh you're kidding me!" Martha gasped, "You're so kidding me!"
"We're really not," I chuckled at her. Her eyes looked ready to pop from her eyes. I wondered of this is what I (and Rose) looked like to the Doctor when we took our first trip.
"We actually time traveled! Where are we? No, sorry-" Martha shook her head, unaware that she was rambling too fast to properly understand her questions. "I gotta get used to this whole new language! When are we?"
"Hey, she sounds just like you now," I nudged the Doctor.
"Ha, ha," he rolled his eyes. He suddenly pulled Martha back as man above dumped out something from a bucket.
"Mind the loo!" the man yelled.
I stared in disgust, "Apparently we're somewhere before the invention of a toilet."
"I've seen worse. I've worked the late night shift at AE," Martha shrugged, not at all perturbed.
We smiled and continued to walk. However, she lingered behind a bit.
"But are we safe?" she made us turn around, "Can we move around and stuff?"
"Of course we can. Why do you ask?" the Doctor seemed somewhat confused as he looked back to the woman.
"It's like in the films. You step on a butterfly; you change the future of the human race," Martha looked around, genuinely worried.
I chuckled, "Then don't step on butterflies!"
"What have butterflies ever done to you?" the Doctor said and continued walking.
"What if, I don't know, what if I kill my grandfather?"
"You planning to?"
"No!"
"Well, then," the Doctor smiled, amused.
"This is London," Martha finally walked.
"This seems about late 1500s, right?" I asked, glancing about.
"1599 to be exact," the Doctor corrected.
"Not that far off," I said proudly, "I'm getting better at it."
"Oh, but hold on," Martha began once more, "Am I alright? I'm not gonna get carted off as a slave, am I?"
I turned around, frowning at such an idea, "Martha!"
"What?" she chuckled lightly, "Who do you think they're gonna take? The brunette with jade eyes and pop perfect peach-colored skin..." she signed, holding up her hand, "Or me?"
"They'd have to take us both of us," I moved beside her, "Because I wouldn't let anyone take my friend. And in any case, he's not even human," I gestured to the Doctor.
"Elizabethan England is not so different from your time," he explained, "Look, they even got recycling."
"So you two just...time travel?" she asked, glancing between us.
"Yup," the Martian and I answered.
"...together?"
"Okay, see, that right there," I pointed as I left her and moved up to the Doctor. We both shared an agreeing nod then turned to Martha. "Why does everyone ask that in that tone?"
"Mhm," the Doctor hummed in agreement.
"I don't get it."
"Do you think it has something to do with us?" I asked, raising an eyebrow, "How we interact? Or...I don't know," I scratched my head.
Martha raised a hand, as if to be picked on for the correct answer, "I don't know, it's just a bit...odd, that's all."
The Doctor and I shared a glance, before I spoke to Martha, "What is? The time travel, or the man and woman's friendship? If I were you, I'd go with the time travel."
"Humans," the Doctor shook his head, earning a whack from me.
"Okay, okay, I get it," Martha gestured with her hands, "I should be focusing on the whole time travel business. But cut me some slack," she walked up to us, "A couple of hours ago I thought you," she pointed to me, "were a school volunteer and you," she pointed to the Doctor, "were just a patient."
"Well I was, but then he," I gestured to the alien, "stuck his nose into my school work and found the hospital which apparently had plasma coils."
"Excuse me, I did not stick my nose into your work," the Doctor said defensively.
"Yeah, then what we're you doing reading my English journal?"
"...I got curious," he mumbled.
"And then I'm the one that causes trouble!"
"Leonardo Da Vinci," he spat, having the audacity to even be irritated.
" Oh, we're on that page, are we Martian?"
"What happened with Leonardo Da Vinci!? What? What?" Martha, excitedly, asked.
"Martha, there's one thing you have to know if you're going to travel with the Doctor. It's okay for all the women to fall for him but god forbid that one man falls for you."
"That's not true!" the Doctor was quick to yell.
"The painter had a crush on me," I explained, ignoring the Martian for the moment, "He wanted to paint me but the idiot over here ruined it and now the painter hates us...well, him more than me. There was a lot of running around that city."
"He was twice your age!"
"Says the man that's 903 years old!"
"You're 903 years old?" Martha blinked, staring at him in awe.
He looked between us, lost for words for either cause until, "Yes, but...Minerva!"
"Those women were what, 25? Maybe 30?" I raised an eyebrow, a slight smirk on my face as I knew I had won.
"So I get protective of my friends, is that a crime?"
"Well he's got you there," Martha nodded.
"Yes, okay," I agreed, "But, there is a difference between protective and overprotective. And you," I pointed to the Doctor, "have surpassed that difference."
He opened his mouth to retaliate when Martha's hand covered his, which I took as an advantage and opened my mouth to continue...when her other hand covered mine, "Are we just going to argue all night?" she asked, looking between us, "Because I'd really like to see something in this trip."
The Doctor pushed her hand down and nodded, "Yeah, of course we are," he turned and walked ahead.
"Sorry," I linked arms with her and followed the Doctor, "We tend to do that a lot, lately."
"No worries, you should see my brother and sister when they get started," she shook her head.
"If I'm right, we're just down the river by Southwark right next to..." the Doctor pulled us towards the corner of the street and turned us to find a...building? "Oh, yes, the Globe Theatre!" He exclaimed, "Brand new. Just opened. Though, strictly speaking, it's not a globe ; it's tetradecagon-14 sides-containing the man himself."
My mouth fell slightly open, "Do you mean Shakespeare is in there?"
"Oh yes!"
"Oh my god..." Martha looked as if she had just won the lottery, "He's really in there!"
"Would you ladies accompany me to the theatre?" he held out his arms for us.
Martha and I linked arms with him, "We'd love to!" I answered.
"Martha, you can tell everyone you've seen Shakespeare when you get home," he said as we walked for the theater.
"Then I could get sectioned!" she exclaimed then laughed.
~0~
I don't think I've ever been so excited for a play. But it was just so amazing...and written by Shakespeare! I loved his plays! And it was mighty surprising that the Doctor managed to get through the entire play quietly. Usually he'd make remarks about whatever play we were seeing - I still hadn't forgiven him for ruining Othello - but this time, his lips were sealed.
"That's amazing! Just amazing," Martha praised when the play had finished and the actors were taking their bows. "It's worth putting up with the smell. And those are men dressed as women, yeah?"
"London never changes," the Doctor replied.
"Forget that, I wanna see Shakespeare!" I exclaimed, frantically searching for the man.
"Me too!" cried Martha, "Author! Author!" she chanted with her fist in the air, "Do people shout that? Do they shout 'Author'?"
A man beside us picked up her chant and soon, the whole audience picked it up.
"I guess they do now," I laughed, joining in on the chant as well.
And finally, the man of the hour emerged on stage, taking his bows and blowing kisses.
"It's Shakespeare!" I exclaimed, beaming, "It's really him!"
"Now there's a genius! The genius!" the Doctor said, "The most human Human that's ever been. Now we're gonna hear him speak. He always choose a the best words. New, beautiful, brilliant words.
"Shut your big fat mouths!" Shakespeare yelled, sending the audience into laughter.
"Oh, well..." the Doctor frowned, disappointed.
I smiled, "Well they do say never meet your heroes."
"And yet, you're here," he reminded.
"I said I love the man's work, I never said he was my hero," I countered.
"You have excellent taste!" Shakespeare continued, "I'll give you that. I know what you're all saying. 'Loves Labor's Lost', that's a funny ending, isn't it? It just stops! Will the boys get the girls? Well don't get your hose in a tangle, you'll find out soon. All in good time. You don't rush a genius," he took another bow and suddenly stood right back up, almost like a jerked up, "When? Tomorrow night. Come tomorrow night for my brand new play. A sequel, no less, and I call it 'Loves Labor's Won'!"
As we exited the theater, I felt somewhat confused with Shakespeare's words. As far as I could remember, nobody in the present knew about the play he announced for tomorrow. "Uh, Doctor, I don't know if I'm right or not but...I don't really recall that new play 'Loves Labor's Won'. And I've read most of his plays..."
"It's the lost play. It doesn't exist," the Doctor replied, "It's in rumors. It's mentioned in list of his plays but never ever turns up. No one knows why."
"We could tape it," Martha suddenly said, "Sell it when we get home and make a mint."
The Doctor flatly looked at her, "No."
"That would be bad?" she asked, slowly getting it.
"Yeah."
"Um, so how come this play disappeared?" I asked, bringing their attention back.
"Well..." the Doctor looked between Martha and I, "I was just gonna give Martha a quick little trip in the TARDIS but I suppose we could stay a little longer."
I smiled at Martha, "Meaning we get to meet Shakespeare upfront."
~0~
"Hello!" the Doctor led us into the room that held the one and only, Shakespeare, "We're not interrupting, are we?"
"Oh, no, no, no, no. Who let you in? No autographs," Shakespeare was too engrossed in his writing to look up yet. "No, you can't have yourself sketched with me. And please don't ask where I get my ideas from. Thanks for the interest. Now be a good boy and shove-" He finally raised his head to give us the time of day. "Hey, nonny nonny. Sit right down here next to me," he gestured to Martha, his eyes gleaming at her, "And you two," he looked to the two men beside him, "Get sewing on them costumes. Off you go."
"Come on, lads. I think our William's found his new muse," a woman with a tray led the others out.
"Sweet lady," Shakespeare motioned for Martha to sit down. Martha smiled sheepishly and sat across his desk.
"I love your work," I walked up to his desk and plopped down beside Martha, "It's brilliant!"
He smiled, "And another sweet."
I smiled brighter, "Oh...thank you...you're very kind."
"Such unusual clothes," he observed both of us, "So...fitted."
Martha and I looked each other, examining our outfits. They were pretty normal for our time but perhaps not for the current era.
I wore a black, long-sleeved shirt tucked under a yellow and black plaid skirt with tights underneath and black flats. Martha, on the other hand, wore her party outfit that consisted of jeans, her brilliant red jacket, and a blouse underneath, with boots. Wise girl...
The Doctor moved up and held out his psychic paper to Shakespeare, "I'm sir Doctor of TARDIS and these are my companions, Minerva Souza and Martha Jones."
Shakespeare observed the paper for a moment then looked up, "Interesting, that bit of paper. It's blank."
"Oh, that's...very impressive," the Doctor blinked, looking to the paper, "That proves it. Absolute genius."
Martha took the psychic paper from the Doctor and studied it. She frowned at it seconds. "No. It says so right there. Sir Doctor, Minerva Souza, Martha Jones. It says so."
"And I say it's blank," Shakespeare smiled at her.
The Doctor took back the psychic paper, "Psychic paper. Um, long story," he frowned, glancing at me, "Oh I hate starting from scratch."
"I think it's nice," I countered, smiling at Martha, "It's refreshing to have another friend with us."
"Psychic," Shakespeare tested the word, "Never heard that before and words are my trade. Who are you? More's the point, who is your delicious blackamoor lady?"
Martha's eyes widened, "What did you say?"
"Oops...isn't that a word we use nowadays? An Ethiop girl? A swarth? A queen of Afric?"
"I can't believe I'm hearing this," Martha looked away.
"Maybe you should stop," I chuckled, "We're not from around here."
"They're from a far off land," the Doctor explained, "Freedonia."
"Excuse me!" a man barged into the room, "This is abominable behavior. A new play with no warning? I demand to see a script. As master of the Revels, every new script must be registered at my office and examined by me before it can be performed."
"Tomorrow morning, first thing, I'll send it 'round, Lynley," Shakespeare waved him off.
Lynley looked indignant, "I don't work to your schedule, you work to mine. The script, now!"
"I can't."
"Then tomorrow's performance is cancelled."
"It's all go, 'round here, isn't it?" I remarked.
"I'm returning to my office for a banning order. If it's the last thing I do, Love Labor's Won' will never be played," and with that, Lynley walked off.
"Mystery solved I guess," Martha resolved.
"I find that hard to believe," I muttered, walking for the doors.
"What?" the Doctor followed me.
I peered out into the corridor, "You're telling me 'Love's Labor's Won' is lost because of an angry boss? Please..." I scoffed.
"And why couldn't it be?"
"Have things ever gone so easy for us?" I whispered, making sure Martha or Shakespeare wouldn't hear.
He thought, already knowing the answer, "Well..."
Before he fully answered, there was a scream coming from the outside.
"There you go!" I exclaimed before running towards the scream.
We ran out into the street and saw Lynley on the ground, spitting out water.
"It's that Lynley bloke!" Martha exclaimed.
"What's wrong with him?" I frowned.
"Leave it to men, I'm a doctor," the Doctor ran for Lynley.
"Yeah, well I'm a doctor too!" Martha rushed after him, "Near enough."
With nothing to do to help, I watched over the two "doctors" that were examining Lynley. The Doctor stood around him and looked about in the street, like he was searching for something.
"Gotta get the heart going. Mr. Lynley, can you hear me?" Martha asked, "You're gonna be alright," she prepared to start mouth-to-mouth but water started pouring out from Lynley 's mouth.
"What is that?" My eyes widened in alarm.
The Doctor knelt beside Martha, "I've never seen a death like it. His lungs are full of water, he drowned and then...I don't know...like a blow to the heart, an invisible blow."
"Miss?" I called to the women of the inn. "What was your name?"
"Dolly Bailey, ma'am."
"Dolly, this man died of natural cause to the heart," I said the first words to come to mind, "Can we have some sort of officer or authority take him away?"
"Yes, ma'am," she nodded.
"I'll do it ma'am!" a young brunette girl offered and ran to do the task.
"Why did you tell them that?" Martha demanded from me, slightly irritated.
"No, she did the right thing," the Doctor nodded, "This lot still have got one foot in the Dark Ages. If we tell them the truth, they'll panic and think it was witchcraft."
"Okay, what was it then?"
"Witchcraft."
~0~
"I've got a room, Sir Doctor," Dolly Bailey smiled, "I'm afraid there's only one, however. Is that alright?"
"Just fine," the Doctor assured.
She nodded and left, leaving the Doctor, Martha, Shakespeare and myself to walk walked down the inn's corridors.
"Poor Lynley. So many strange events. Not least of all, this land of Freedonia where a woman can be a doctor?" Shakespeare looked at Martha, still bewildered.
"Where a woman can do what she likes," Martha nodded proudly, making me chuckle.
"So then, what are you?" the man moved onto me.
"Oh, I'm...more of free traveling girl," I said slowly, hoping that made sense.
"Ah..." he still eyed me, like he was just noticing something, "And you, Sir Doctor. How can a man so young have eyes so old?"
"I do a lot of reading," the Doctor shrugged.
"A trite reply. Yeah, that's what I'd do. But you," he directed himself to Martha again, "You look at him like you're surprised he exists. He's as much of a puzzle to you as he is to me. And then Miss Souza, you look at her and notice such grief in her eyes."
"That's um...that's not true," I forced a dim smile.
"I don't mistake that grief because it's the same one I share, though I assume you're not a mother..."
"God no!" I shook my head, disliking the course in which this conversation was heading for.
"Martha, why don't you take Minerva and see that room, yeah?" the Doctor suggested, already moving me ahead.
"Sure," Martha nodded and we left for that room, "That Shakespeare, huh?" she shook her head with a smile of disapproval.
"Not liking the admirer?" I joked, hoping to forget the man's words fast.
"He's...different," she laughed softly, "Really twice my age now, huh?" she chuckled.
I opened the door to our room, "You're lucky the Doctor's not on your case about it. Still, not every woman can say, 'Shakespeare likes me!'"
"Hm, not very five star," she looked around.
It was a fairly small room with one bed that seemed rather old and two night stands on either side of it. There was a wooden table in the front of the only window with legs that were ready to snap at any moment. The dresser set on the opposite side seemed alright, but I wouldn't trust that my clothes wouldn't have wooden bits if I hung them there.
I headed for the bed, jumping for it and landing on my back, "I've seen worse!"
"You have?"
I nodded as I scooted up to one of the pillows and laid my head down. "I've been on the road and sometimes...there's no motels."
"Really?" she walked up to the foot of the bed.
"Sometimes, I'd settle for the great outdoors."
"Weren't you scared?"
"You wouldn't believe how beautiful the night is when you spend it outside. My favorite place so far is this desert I spent a night in. It was...different," I smiled. I wouldn't tell her that it had been the same night I witnessed a a strange man coming out of the box of wonders after seemingly crasremembering the strange man I had seen with a box of wonders like the Doctor's.
Then again, now that I was well informed, I knew that it was the same TARDIS and it was the same man, just one regeneration later. I gotta say, now that I knew it had been a future Doctor I'd seen, I wished I could've gotten closer to see how he looked. I was only granted a small glimpse of him; he wore bow ties and had nice hair. I wish I could see him again.
But the thing that made me the happiest about that day was the fact that he had called my name out. He wanted to get back to me and that meant we still traveled together. After two regenerations we still traveled together. And on the slight chance we didn't, he was still going back for me...
"You spent a night in the desert?" Martha's eyes widened, snapping me out of my thoughts.
"Who did?" the Doctor walked in.
"Minerva!"
"Really?"
"Mhm," I nodded, propping my elbows on the bed and sitting up, "Something else you don't know, it was that same desert where I saw you."
"Um...I don't suppose any of you have a toothbrush?" Martha looked between us, the thought just striking her.
"Oh, wait," the Doctor patted his pockets and pulled out a brush, "Contains Venusian spearmint."
"Oh, thanks," she took it from him, "So, who's going where? There's only one bed."
I turned to the side, snuggling into the pillow, "You two can figure it out. I'm taking this side of the bed. In any case, we could just throw the Doctor to the floor."
"Hm, or we can just throw Minerva on the floor," I heard him mutter.
"No, because then Minerva will hurt you."
"Don't worry you menace, I don't mind the floor," he assured, the sarcasm just dripping from his tongue.
"You should think I'm a menace," I warned with a smirk.
"Um, I'm gonna go and use this," Martha said, assuming she meant the brush, "And, I don't really mind where I end up," I heard her footsteps then the door shut.
A moment later, the bed shuffled. I turned to the other side and saw the Doctor laying down with his hands behind his head.
"What are you doing?" I raised an eyebrow.
"I figured if I'm not gonna sleep here, I should at least get to feel how comfortable it is."
"I was only joking, Doctor. I'll be fine anywhere," I said, moving to sit up.
"No, don't worry about it," he stopped me. I laid back on the pillow, watching him in his thoughts, "I'm sorry for what Shakespeare said to you."
" Huh? Why are you sorry? Wait, what's there to be sorry about in the first place?" I frowned, severely confused.
"And I'm sorry for being so protective of you because you're right, I am overprotective," he shifted to his side, leaving us face to face, "I shouldn't be but I am."
"You know, Shakespeare is like twice the age Martha is, why haven't you acted the same?"
"Because I don't know her and frankly, as rude as it may sound, I don't care," he admitted, and it did sound rude but I awaited for him to explain himself before I snapped at him, "Minerva, I feel like you've been hurt enough and I took it upon myself to make sure that nothing and no one hurts you again."
That damn Martian always manages to escape that scold, doesn't he? I had to smile at him. "That's very sweet of you but I'm okay now. I've got a really good friend with me that makes me happy. Plus, I'm pretty sure Da Vinci wouldn't have hurt me. He just wanted to paint me."
He leaned closer and whispered, "Twice your age and never gonna happen."
"903 and alien," I reminded, "What would those women say, hm?"
"Nothing because they'd be too focused on my looks!"
I laughed, "And the ego rises to incredible levels! Focus on the problem at hand instead!"
"Yeah alright," he said and I assumed the only reason he moved on was to avoid bickering with me. Smart move. "Well, for starters, there is such a thing as psychic energy but a human couldn't channel it like that. Not without a generator the size of a Taunton and I think we've have spotted that."
"Maybe it's not human then," I offered the only logical reason.
"We're missing something, Minerva. Something really close, staring me right in the face and I can't see it."
"I...I don't know," I mumbled, feeling slightly lost in his eyes after he'd shifted closer. I never realized how deeply brown his eyes were. He always moved too fast for me to notice anything about his physical features on a deeper level. "Perhaps-"
"Rose would know," he said, oblivious to what I was thinking. Of course he'd be. "She'd say exactly the right thing."
Even though I tried hiding it, I had to frown, "Was she the only one who would said 'exactly the right thing'?"
"She'd definitely have the right words to calm to my ego," he chuckled, "She'd know what to do next."
"Only one, huh," I turned away from him, very irritated. Nice to know my input mattered to him, "Goodnight."
It doesn't even matter if Rose is stuck in another dimension. All my clever ideas, my words and ways would never suffice in comparison to Rose's. I would still and probably always be second best for him.
~0~
It was the middle of the night when we heard a shout from outside. I jumped out of bed and the Doctor already half way to the door. Martha and I quickly ran after him and entered Shakespeare's room to see Dolly Bailey on the floor, unconscious. Martha ran to the window while the Doctor ran to the woman.
"Her heart gave out. She died of fright," he looked up.
"She's dead?" I blinked, glancing to Shakespeare who was just waking up on his desk.
"Minerva? Doctor?" Martha called from the window.
"What is it?" I walked towards her.
"What did you see?" the Doctor asked.
"A witch."
"Oh, sweet Dolly Bailey," Shakespeare sighed, making us turn to him, "She sat out three bouts of the plague in this place. We all ran like rats. But what could have scared her so? She had such enormous spirit."
"Rage, rage, against the dying of the light," the Doctor walked back to the desk.
"I might use that."
"You can't. It's someone else's.."
"You know," I began thinking, looking straight to Shakespeare, "Lynley and Dolly both died the same day and they were both connected to you. That's a bit strange."
"Are you accusing me?" He quickly jumped on it with alarm.
"No," I shook my head, "It's just strange."
"Yeah, and I saw a witch out there," Martha pointed, "And you've written about witches."
"I have? When was that?" Shakespeare asked, confused.
"Not, not quite yet," the Doctor whispered to Martha,
"Peter Streete spoke of witches," Shakespeare announced.
"Who was that?" I asked.
"Our builder. He sketched the plans to the Globe."
"The Architect. Hold on," the Doctor smiled, "The architect! The Globe! Come on!"
~0~
"What exactly are we doing?" Martha inquired once we were near the stage.
I took a seat on the edge of the stage, letting my legs dangle below, "Not exactly sure, but I'm guessing we're about to find out.
"Why are we here?" Shakespeare asked, "I do not understand."
The Doctor had brought us to the Globe Theater with no explanation whatsoever. We watched from the stage as he looked round and round. It was his thought process only it was on speed. He was striding from one place to another, mumbling things under his breath.
"Is he ever going to talk to us?" Martha asked me after a few minutes passed by.
"It's just his way," I whispered. We watched for a bit more until he finally started asking questions out loud.
"The columns there, right?" he began, "14 sides. I've always wondered but I never asked...tell me, Will, why 14 sides?"
"It was the shape Peter Street thought best, that's all. Said it carried the sound well," Shakespeare responded.
"Why does that ring a bell? 14..."
"There are 14 lines a sonnet," Martha offered.
"So there is. Good point. Words and shapes following the same design. 14 lines, 14 sides, 14 facets...oh my head. Tetradecagon...think, think, think! Words, letter, numbers, lines!"
"This is just a theater!" Shakespeare exclaimed.
"Now hold on," I raised a finger, "A theater could hold much power if the right words are said. Capture the moment and capture the audience," the Doctor pointed to me, agreeing. I smiled, proudly.
"It's like your police box!" Martha exclaimed, "Small wooden box with all that power inside."
"Did I mention I like both of you?" he stopped pacing, "Tell you what, though. Peter Street would know. Can I talk to him?"
"You won't get an answer," Shakespeare shook his head, "A month after finish this place...he lost his mind."
"What happened?" I asked.
"Started raving about witches, hearing voices, babbling. His mind was addled."
"Well, where is he now?" the Doctor asked.
"Bedlam."
"What's Bedlam?" Martha questioned.
"Hospital. It's the madhouse."
"Well I'll tell you one thing," I hopped off the stage, "Suddenly he's not looking so mad now, is he?"
"We need to go there. Let's go," the Doctor walked for the exit.
"Wait! I'm coming with you. I want to witness this at first hand!" Shakespeare cried, rushing to follow us. When he caught up, he wasted no time in flirting around with Martha.
"Do you really think Peter will talk to us?" I asked the Doctor, giving Martha and Shakespeare an occasional look back. Martha seemed very much entertained, although not very approving.
"It's like you said," the Doctor replied, "He might not be that mad."
"I was only suggesting..."
"But you're usually right."
"I am, aren't I?" I smiled.
"Whoah, Nelly!" we heard Martha, "I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country!"
"But Martha, this is Town," Shakespeare reasoned.
"Okay, come on, we can all have a good flirt later," the Doctor looked back.
"Is that a promise, Doctor?" Shakespeare smirked.
"Oh, 57 academics just punched the air," the Doctor frowned as I laughed softly, "Now move!"
~0~
This building was horrible. We passed what seemed like an endless amount of cells with patients who were nowhere near any humane care. All the screams and cries from the 'patients' were so heartbreaking. At least to me anyways because others...well...
"Does my lord, Doctor, wish some entertainment while he waits?" the jailer guiding us asked, "I'd whip these madmen. They'll put on a good show for ya!"
"No, I don't!" the Doctor snapped.
"Wait here, my lords, while I make him decent for the ladies," the jailer went off.
"This place is disgusting," I spat, "And I'm not talking smell-wise. How could people actually whip these, 'patients'-" I put my fingers in quotation marks, "-to entertain the public?" I shot look at Shakespeare, "You put your friend in here?"
"Oh, and it's all so different in Freedonia?" he raised an eye brow.
"But you're clever!" Martha exclaimed, "Do you honestly think this place is any good?"
"I've been mad. I've lost my mind. Fear of this place set me right again. It serves its purpose."
"Mad in what way?" I asked, fairly intrigued.
"You lost your son," the Doctor said softly.
"My only boy," Shakespeare looked down, "The Black Death took him. I wasn't even there."
"We didn't know," Martha shook her head, "Sorry."
"It made me question everything. The futility of this fleeting existence. To be or not to be...oh, that's quite good."
"You should write it down," I pointed, smiling.
"Hm," he considered it, "A bit pretentious?"
"This way, my lord!" the jailer called us.
We walked up to the cell and waited for it to be unlocked, "They can be dangerous, my lord. Don't know their own strength." the jailer opened it up.
"I think it helps if you don't whip them!" the Doctor said, fairly annoyed, "Now get out!"
"That's Peter?" I pointed to the man sitting against the wall, his legs in front of his chest and head covered with his arms.
"He's the same as he was. You'll get nothing out of him," Shakespeare said, staying back.
"Peter?" the Doctor slowly approached him, even placing his hand over Peter's shoulder, "Peter?" Peter looked up, completely silent. The Doctor placed his fingertips on the sides of Peter's temples, "Peter, I'm the Doctor. Go into the past, one year ago. Let your mind go back, back to when everything was fine and shining. Everything that happened in this year since happened to somebody else. It was just a story. A winter's tale. Let go. Listen. That's it, just let go," Peter lied down on his cot, "Tell me the story, Peter. Tell me about the witches."
"Witches spoke to Peter. In the night, they whispered. Got Peter to build the Globe to their design. Their design! The 14 walls; always 14. When the work was done..." Peter laughed, "They sapped poor Peter's wits."
"Where did Peter see the witches? Where in the city?" the Doctor crouched beside him, "Peter, tell me. You've got to tell me where were they?"
"All Hallows Street."
"Too many words," an old lady suddenly appeared beside the Doctor. Quickly, he moved back to where we were.
"Who the hell are you?" I demanded.
"Just one touch of the heart," she ignored me, laying her hand on Peter's chest.
"No!" the Doctor yelled.
But Peter shrieked and died in less than a second.
"Witch! I'm seeing a witch!" Shakespeare cried.
"Oh, oh, I'll stop your frantic hearts. Poor, fragile mortals," the woman turned around.
"Let us out! Let us out!" Martha turned to the door, struggling to open it.
"I don't think that's gonna work," I said, looking back, "We're in a madhouse. Everyone wants to get out."
"Who will die first, hm?" the woman pointed at us.
"Well, if you're looking for volunteers," the Doctor walked towards her without a moment's thought.
"Doctor don't! Don't you dare!" I yelled at him but he kept going. Of course he would!
"No mortal has power over me," the woman laughed, wickedly.
"Oh but there's a power in words. If I can find the right one...if I can just know you..." the Doctor stopped a few inches away from the old woman.
"None on Earth has knowledge of us," the woman assured.
"Then it's a good thing I'm here! Now think, think, think...Humanoid female, uses shapes and words to channel energy...ah, 14! That's it! 14! The 14 stars of the Rexel planetary configuration! Creature, I name you Carrionite!"
And just like that, she disappeared, crying out.
"What did you do?" I asked, confused just like everyone else was.
"I named her. The power of a name. That's old magic," he turned around with his usual grin on his face.
"But there's no such thing as magic," Martha stated.
"Well it's just a different sort of science. You lot, you chose mathematics. Given the right string of numbers, the right equation, you can split the atom. Carrionites use words instead."
"Use words for what?" Shakespeare asked.
"The end of the world."
"We should go," Martha said, "I don't think I want to spend another minute here."
When the jailer hurried on back and let us out, we walked with a hasty speed.
"I never wanna come back here," I muttered, almost shuddering.
"Hopefully, we won't," the Doctor said. I smacked him without even looking at him and took pleasure when he cried in pain. "What was that for!?" he frowned.
"For scaring me out of my wits!"
"Wha - I wasn't gonna actually die..."
"But I didn't know that! Next time, a little warning would be nice."
"Alright, sorry. "
"So what about these Carrionites?" Martha questioned, moving beside us, "What are they?"
"The Carrionites disappeared way back at the dawn of the universe," the Doctor explained, "Nobody was sure if they were real or legend."
"Well, I'm going for real," Shakespeare nodded.
"But what do they want now?" I asked.
"A new empire on Earth. A world of bones and blood and witchcraft."
"But how?" Martha asked, not sure if to herself or for us.
"I'm looking at the man with the words," the Doctor looked straight at Shakespeare.
"But I've done nothing!" he cried, indignantly.
"What were you doing last night when the Carrionite was in the room?" I asked, suddenly thinking.
"Finishing the play."
"What happens on the last page?" the Doctor questioned.
"The boys get the girls. They have a bit of a dance. It's all as funny and thought provoking as usual, except those last few lines..." he paused, "Funny thing is, I don't actually remember writing them."
"That's it. They used you. They gave you the final words. Like a spell, like a code. 'Love's Labor Won', it's a weapon!" the Doctor exclaimed, "The right combinations of words, spoken at the right place with the shape of the Globe as an energy converter! The play's the thing! And yes, you can have that."
Shakespeare smiled, amused. "Very well."
We returned to Shakespeare's room and grabbed a map of the town. They placed it on the desk and began studying it for the street that Peter has given us.
"There it is," Martha pointed, "But...what now?"
"We're gonna track them down," the Doctor said, glancing to Shakespeare, "Will, you get to the Globe. Whatever you do, stop that play!"
"I'll do it!" he shook the Doctor's hand, "All these years I've been the cleverest man around. Next to you, I know nothing."
"Now don't complain," I smiled.
"I'm not. It's marvelous. Good luck, Doctor!"
"Good luck, Shakespeare," the Doctor replied, motioning for Martha and I to head for the door, "Once more unto the breach!"
"I like that. Wait a minute...that's one of mine!" Shakespeare exclaimed.
I chuckled, "I think you just made his day."
"Oh, c'mon!" the Doctor rushed out.
~0~
As we approached All Hallows Street, we looked around at the houses but found ourselves lost for which one it could be.
"This might take a little longer," I frowned, peering into a corner.
"Sorry, but there's something I think I'm missing here," Martha stopped walking, "Last time I remember, the world didn't end in 1599. I'm still here. And so is Minerva."
"Oh, how to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux?" the Doctor threw his head back, thinking for a moment, "Oh! I know! 'Back to the Future'! It's just like that!"
"The film?"
"No, the novelization. Yes, the film!" he snapped, "Marty McFly goes back and changes history."
"And he starts fading away..." Martha whispered, 'Oh my God, are we gonna fade?"
"You two and the entire future of the human race. It ends right now in 1599 if we don't stop it."
"Oh great, and I had so many plans," I frowned.
"We need to find that house," the Doctor looked around, "But which one?"
Suddenly, a door to a house ahead of us opened up.
"I...think we found it..." I pointed a shaky finger at the house. Witches. These were actual witches we were going to go face off...
We headed for the house and as soon as we entered we found a familiar brunette woman standing across from us. It was the same young woman that had been there when Shakespeare's boss had died.
"I take it we're expected," the Doctor looked at the woman."
"Oh, I think Death has been waiting for you a very long time," she smiled, almost taunting him.
"Right then, it's my turn," Martha stepped forth, "I know how to do this. I name thee, Carrionite!" she pointed to the girl but she remained standing, "What did I do wrong? Was it the finger?"
"The power of a name works only once. Observe," the girl pointed at Martha, "I gaze upon this bag of bones and now I name thee Martha Jones."
Martha fell to the ground in that instant. I almost lost it and rushed to her side. "Martha!" I glared up at the girl who couldn't be more smug. "What did you do?"
"Only sleeping, alas. Curious, the name has less impact. She's somehow out of her time. And as for you," She now pointed at me, "For the one that called herself Joy-"
"We have done enough of this," the Doctor cut her off, "What are you doing here?"
The girl, scowling at being cut off, turned to him with a pointing finger, "Well, I guess you'll be next. Now you, Sir Doctor." She paused, seeming confused, "Oh...fascinating. With you, there is no name. Why would a man hide his title in such despair? Oh, but look. There's still one word with the power that aches."
"The naming won't work on me."
"But your heart grows cold. The north wind blows and carries down the distant..." she leaned closer, a smirk playing on her lips, "Rose."
That set him off. He angrily marched up to her, "Oh, big mistake 'cause that name keeps me fighting! The Carrionites vanished!"
"The Eternals found the right word to banish us into deep darkness."
"And how did you escape?"
"New words. New and glittering from a mind like no other."
"Shakespeare," I whispered in realization.
"His son perished. The grief of a genius."
"Of course, when someone you love dies, your words become powerful," I mumbled.
"Spoken by one that knows the pain," she remarked, making me quiet down immediately.
"Shut up," I muttered, keeping Martha's head off the ground.
"Behold, the one who could not forgive and lost a certain...Liv."
My eyes shot up, and I assumed the anger I felt flourish through my body was the same one that the Doctor felt when the stupid witch brought up Rose. "Shut up!" I jumped up to my feet. ""You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!"
The Doctor grabbed my arm, pulling me back to his side. "What is that?"
"It's nothing," I tried charging for the girl but he had a good hold on my arm.
"Uh, yeah, definitely nothing. How many of you are there?" he demanded from the girl.
"Start with your name so that I know who I'll hurt," I spat.
She glared, "Just the three. I am Lilith. But the play shall restore the rest. Then the human race will be purged as pestilence. And from this world we will lead the universe back to the old ways of blood and magic."
"Hmm...busy schedule...but first you gotta get past me," the Doctor met her face to face.
"Oh, that should be a pleasure considering my enemy has such a handsome shape," she smirked, running her fingers along his face.
I glared, and when I caught myself I shook my head of it. What was that!?
"Now, that's one form of magic that's definitely not gonna work on me," he said, serious, and to his credit he only seemed irritated she was touching him.
"Oh, we'll see," she pulled a lock of his hair and backed away to the window.
"What did you do!?" he quickly flung his hands to his head.
"Souvenir!"
"Well, give it back!" He rushed after her but she flew out through the window, levitating herself outside.
"Now that's just cheating," he stopped at the windowsill.
I knelt down to Martha, seeing she was waking up again, "Martha? Are you alright now?" I sat her up, "Martha?" I looked back to the pair across from us.
All I saw was the Doctor letting out a shrill cry before falling to the floor. Quickly, I moved to his side, Martha right behind me.
"Oh my god!" I exclaimed, laying him on his back with the help of Martha, "Martha?"
"I've got it!" she listened to his heartbeat, "Hold on, mister." She sat him up, "Two hearts?"
"You're making a habit of this," he moved to stand. When he did, he nearly fell again if Martha and I hadn't caught him, "I've only got one heart working! How do you people cope?" he looked between us.
"'Cause we're not aliens!" I exclaimed, "We're just that good!"
He rolled his eyes, "I've got to get the other one started. Hit me! Hit me on the chest!" Martha did as told, "Ah! Other side!" This time, I hit him, "On the back! On the back!" Martha went again. "Left a bit!" she moved to the left, "Ah, lovely," we let him go and he stood perfectly, "There we go! Ba-da-boom! Well, what are you standing there for?" he looked between us, "Come on! The Globe!"
And we ran again. We were running down the street when he made a turn that we had not made before. I stopped running, out of breath, "We're going the wrong way!" I yelled.
"No, we're not!" he continued. I rolled my eyes and waited just a moment. He ran back and passed me, "We're going the wrong way!"
"You don't say?" I sarcastically gasped and rushed after him.
We stopped in front of the theater which held a red glow shinning up to the sky, Inside, the audience was screaming and scrambling to get out.
"What now?" Martha exclaimed.
"Back door!" the Doctor ordered, and we rushed again.
We ran in through the backstage and found Shakespeare rubbing his head.
"Stop the play! I think that was it," the Doctor rushed up to him, "Yeah, I said, 'Stop the play'!"
"I hit my head!"
"Yeah, don't rub it, you'll go bald," the Doctor muttered. He turned at the sound of the screams that were growing louder, "I think that's my cue!" he ran to the stage.
"Not much of a people person right now, is he?" Martha asked, going to help Shakespeare.
I sighed, "He's a bit busy."
We both helped Shakespeare onto the stage where all the chaos was centered.
"Come on, Will! History needs you!" the Doctor grabbed him.
"But what can I do?" Shakespeare asked, helpless.
"Reverse it!"
"How am I supposed to do that?"
"The shape of the Globe gives words power, but you're the wordsmith, the one true genius. The only man clever enough to do it!"
"But what words? I have none ready!"
"You're William Shakespeare!" I reminded, "You always have the right words."
"But these Carrionite phrases, they need such precision!" he shook his head, "I'm not sure if I can do this..."
"Trust yourself," I smiled, "Your words are perfect."
"You think so?"
I nodded, "Didn't I say? I loved all your work."
He smiled, looking out to the audience and sky, "Close up this den of hateful, dire decay! Decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy. My doting Doctor tells me I am not! Foul Caionite spectres, cease your show! Between the points..." he glanced at the Doctor.
"7-6-1-3-9-0!" the Doctor yelled.
"7-6-1-3-9-0!" And banished like a tinker's cuss, I saw to thee..." He looked to the Doctor for help again.
"Expelliarmus!" Martha suddenly shouted.
"Expelliarmus!" the Doctor joined.
"Expelliarmus!" I yelled afterwards.
"Expelliarmus!" Shakespeare finished it off.
"The deep darkness! They are consumed! Ahh!" Lilith screamed as she and the rest of her kind were sucked up into the cloud...but along with them went every script and copy of the play.
"The play..." I said, sadly, my curiosity of its words getting the best of me.
When the audience saw everything gone, they erupted into applauds and cheers. The Doctor took a bow, as if he were part of the play. The rest of the actors returned and also took their bows.
"They think it was all special effects," Martha looked around.
"Your effect is special indeed," Shakespeare glanced at her.
"Oh Shakespeare," I shook my head, "So many words and so not the right ones..."
~0~
"Okay, I just drank something and it tasted really good...but I don't know what it was," I plopped down in one of the theater's audience seat. Martha and Shakespeare laughed, both sitting on the edge of the stage, "I mean it. Perhaps the Doctor is right...I shouldn't drink everything offered to me."
"Good props store back there! I'm not sure about this though..." the Doctor walked onto the stage wearing a ruff collar and a skull in hand, "Reminds me of a Sycorax. Whaddya think Minerva?"
"Kind of," I shrugged.
"Sycorax. Nice word. I'll have that off you as well," Shakespeare said.
"Copyright it," I joked, earning back a smile from the Martian.
"How's your head?" He walked over to the pair.
"Still aching," Shakespeare sighed.
"Here, I got you this," the Doctor removed his collar and placed it around Shakespeare's neck, "Neck brace. Wear that for a few days till it's better."
I smiled, "Although, it does suit you. Might wanna keep it."
"What about the play?" Martha asked.
"Gone. I looked all over, every single copy of Love Labor's Won went up in the sky," the Doctor shrugged.
"My lost masterpiece," Shakespeare frowned.
"You could write it up again," Martha offered.
"Better not. There's still power in those words," the Doctor pointed, "Maybe it should best stay forgotten."
"I've got new ideas," Shakespeare announced, smiling, "Perhaps it's time I wrote about fathers and sons. In memory of my boy; my precious Hamnet."
"Hamnet?" I repeated.
"That's him."
"Hamnet?" I raised an eye brow.
"What's wrong with that?"
"Nothing," I held up my hands in defense, leaning back on my seat, "Nothing..."
"Anyways, time we were off. I've got a nice attic in the TARDIS where this lot can scream for all eternity," the Doctor held up the Carrionites' crystal, "And we've gotta take Martha back to Freedonia..."
My smile slightly faded. I didn't really like the idea of that.
"You mean travel on through time and space," Shakespeare corrected.
"You what?" the Doctor blinked, definitely not expecting that.
"You're from another world like the Carrionites and Martha and Minerva are from the future. It's not hard to work out."
The Doctor remained in place, dumbfounded, "That's...incredible. You are incredible."
"We're alike in many ways, Doctor. Martha, let me say goodbye to you in a new verse," he took Martha's hand, "A sonnet for my Dark Lady. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate-"
"Will! Will!" one of the actors ran in, "You'll never believe it! She's here! She's turned up!"
"We're talk of the town!" another actor exclaimed, 'She heart about last night! She wants us to perform it again!"
"Who?" I asked.
"Her Majesty! She's here!"
And then, Queen Elizabeth I herself walked in! My mouth nearly hit the ground from excitement.
"Oh my god!" I cried happily, almost jumping my place. The Doctor held a hand out for me to take and get on stage. "Doctor, it's her! It's a Queen! She's a Queen! She's Queen Elizabeth!"
"I know!" the Doctor exclaimed and I dared to think we were sharing the same stupid grins on our faces. I'd have to ask Martha later on. "Queen Elizabeth I!"
However, when the Queen looked at us both her entire face fell into a deep fury. "Doctor!"
She, on the other hand, did not look so pleased to see him, "Doctor!"
"What?" the Doctor asked, slightly taken back.
"Uh...she looks mad. Doctor she looks mad - why?" I grabbed his arm, shaking him a bit until he shoved my hand off.
"Minerva, quit that!"
"Minerva?" the Queen suddenly glared at me now. "You're Minerva?"
"...I'm afraid to answer..." I admitted and might have grabbed onto the Doctor's arm again, this time out of fear. She looked infuriated with us - the both of us! I've never even met the woman!
"My sworn enemies!" she raged as loud as the wind would carry her voice.
"What!?" the Doctor blinked.
"What is she-"
"Off with their heads!"
"WAIT-" I exclaimed in utter shock but Elizabeth seemed like she'd already decided this a long time ago.
"Off with their heads!"
"Uuh...should we maybe run?" Martha called from below.
"M-Martha makes a good point, Doctor..." I pulled back a step but Elizabeth seemed to have found yet another reason to be angry.
"Martha Jones!?"
Martha froze like a deer caught in headlights.
"She just started traveling with us! Doctor! What did you do!?" I turn on the Time Lord fast, having half a mind to throw him to the Queen so Martha and I could make a run for it. (We'd eventually come back for him with the TARDIS...)
"RUN!" Martha had the good sense to yell at us.
"Right, argue later! C'mon!" I grabbed the Doctor's hand and ran us down the stage, leaving Martha to follow us.
"Stop that pernicious travelers!" We heard Elizabeth yell from behind.
"What just happened!?" Martha was probably scared but she was laughing like she couldn't believe it...and truthfully neither could we.
"No idea! We've never even met her!" the Doctor exclaimed.
"She sure seems to know all of us, though! Way to go you idiot!"
"She called your name too, let's not forget! How do I know it wasn't your fault!?"
"Because it's never my fault!"
"Oh!"
"You guys are hilarious!" Martha said as we reached the TARDIS.
We anxiously waited for the Doctor to unlock it. Elizabeth's guards were incredibly fast.
"You think maybe we could just talk - AH!" I ducked down the moment I saw an incoming arrow. It hit the TARDIS instead but it wasn't the last one coming for us.
"IN!" the Doctor grabbed my arm and shoved me inside. He quickly ran inside and closed the doors, making a hasty sprint towards the console. "Off we go then!"
"What is it that we supposedly did to her!?" Martha continued to laugh as we took off.
"I suppose whatever it was he hasn't done it yet," I shook my head, catching a smell from my hair that hadn't been there five minutes ago, "Oh..." I grabbed a strand of it and sniffed it, "Okay, no more drinking things."
"Told you," the Doctor smirked.
"I asked you to come with me! I don't know my way around drinks," I reminded, "But you wanted to play dress up on the stage."
"I was not playing dress up."
"Mhm," I turned around and headed for the corridors, "Anyways, if you two don't mind, I'm going for a shower. Doctor, if you mind, I'm going to raid the wardrobe again."
"This place has a wardrobe?" Martha asked, sounding shocked, "Really?'
"Comes in handy when you don't have clothes," I shrugged, "Reminds me, I'm gonna need to go back to Earth soon. I have so many things to do. I haven't even turned in my volunteering proof! I don't want to fall behind again."
"Sure," the Doctor said, oddly quietly despite the spectacle that had just happened to us.
"See you in a bit," I waved and rushed off.
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#Things that are indirectly Maros Nua's fault; an incomplete list: #Caed Nua in its entirety #the gods #animancy #the plot of both games and the major subplot of the first #literally everything about how Engwith came to power in the first place #Iovara's death #maerwald's death #pick a death they all go back to him eventually #if you ascribe to my new darling headcanon that maros is the inquisitor is the watcher #literally all your problems are your own damn fault sort of #Engwithan is a hell language (but probably not as horrible as English) #dipthongs are the devil but that's a highly significant backslash #seki takes really really clear inspiration from both ogham and the arabic language family #and all those cultures were prone to writing on anything that stood still long enough basically #so seki can have that too it's so pretty
Right, if anyone's still reading who wasn't here for the last round of us spitballing about Eoran history and worldbuilding, we ended up with a headcanon that Maros Nua was a prior incarnation of the soul that went on to become the Inquisitor and thence the Watcher. It's a fun idea to play with, and there isn't enough hard evidence against it to bother me, at least.
I'm going to sound the horn for @bloodilymerry on the embroidery thing, because the combination of embroidery and PoE is relevant to her interests and because that sounds a lot like something we did in Forbears.
Hey, Engwithan is only two systems in a trench coat. English is three.
I notice we're complaining about the lack of an Engwithan letter for /ŋ/ in English, which itself lacks a letter for /ŋ/ (and is in good company there, thanks to the Greek alphabets and all their numerous descendants being ultimately derived from the same cluster of Semitic languages that don't seem to have had phonemic /ŋ/). The Anglocentrism of it makes my teeth itch, is what I'm saying, but it's less weird than it might be.
That said, that implies that Engwithan inherited its alphabet from a still older language with a very different inventory of sounds. And I remember a line somewhere about Engwith not being the first to do what they did, and hmmmmm.
In the absence of a dedicated letter, /ŋ/ can be spelled all sorts of ways, and I find myself idly wondering which one the Engwithans used. Should we be writing "Eggwith" instead? :D
There are a couple of other possibilities for the backslash: a) it's separating vowels in hiatus, and it's actually "Thaos" that has a diphthong in Engwithan, or b) it's there to tell us what order to read the stacked vowels in and has nothing to do with syllable boundaries at all.
That said, there are worse fates than having to pronounce it /joˈvara/ or something now. Even if I could've sworn it was four syllables in-game, ahem.
As far as Vailian goes, I've been assuming that the accent marks are there to indicate stress, and the actual vowel inventory is crammed into five letters. I've also been quietly ignoring the all-over-the-place accents of the Vailian VAs for the sake of what's left of my sanity. I'd be inclined to run with a seven-vowel system (a ɛ e i u o ɔ), given the source material.
OK, I just noticed that Rauataian and Huana consonant letters have a basic form for voiced sounds and a slashed form for voiceless ones. I wonder if that's an indication that the latter are something other than plain unvoiced consonants. Aspirated, maybe? I mean, that's how they're pronounced in the VO, anyway, thanks to English.
It makes me terribly sad that w and wh don't have a similar relationship. And I've already expounded on how much I dislike the universal pronunciation of wh as /w/. Just for that, I'm positing that that's the result of a fairly recent merger, and it was something like /ʍ/ right into the last century or two.
Looking at that little sample of Eld Aedyran, apparently ä and ae are written identically, which would point towards ö and ü also being intended as front vowels, and considering how they were pronounced in-game, I'm going to stop thinking about it before I give myself the eye-twitchies.
It also does some of the "modify the letter to make it voiceless" thing but is also happy to throw some dots on any damn thing (look at m and n). Then again, since Aedyran is Fantasy English, we already know the operative feature here is aspiration more than voicing.
hi! has there ever been an official writing system made for any of the languages of eora, or anything fanmade to your knowledge? making languages and writing systems is one of my favorite hobbies and im just recently getting into poe and loving how much effort was put into each of the languages, theyre the perfect blend of obvious real world influences while being completely original, and huana/rauataian struck me especially because i love the sound of pacific islander languages. dankeschööööön!
Thank you. I’m glad you like them. Yes. I created orthographies for Eld Aedyran/Aedyran, Vailian, Engwithan, Huana, and Rauatan. Kate Dollarhyde created one for Seki.
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MERCY - KIM YUGYEOM
in which a girl falls for her best friend, but he’s in love with someone else.
BASED OF THE SONG MERCY BY SHAWN MENDES
WARNING; foul language
[part2]
It wasn’t what you intended for you to do. You fell for your best friend, and that wasn’t even the worst part. He loved someone else. You smiled at him once he announced the news he was dating a girl he crushed on for a long time. “I never knew you would even have a girlfriend!” You joked as you let out a fake laugh. Inside your heart was slowly breaking. “Listen, I have to go.” You spoke, “I have to finish my art project, which is due tomorrow,” You explained, “alright. Bye (Y/N)!” Yugyeom smiled and ended the Skype call. That was when you broke into tears. You let yourself cry about how unfortunate you were. You weren’t someone who was amazing with boys, you had a few boyfriends that came and went. Although they didn’t make your heart flutter the same way Yugyeom did.
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[A FEW MONTHS LATER]
“Hi (Y/N) right?” You turned around to see a beautiful girl who looked to be around the same age as you. “Uh, yeah, hi.” You coughed awkwardly, not knowing what to do. “Hi, I’m Ji-ae, Yugyeom’s girlfriend.” Ji-ae smiled the most fakest smile you had ever seen. “Oh, hi! Lovely to see you.” You smiled. It was hard for you to be rude, you had grown up in a household where your parents taught you manners over knowledge.
“So what’s up?” You asked kindly, Ji-ae’s smile turned into an angry frown. “Stay away from Yugyeom.” She growled before walking off. You furrowed your eyebrows at her immature behavior. Men, or women, are not supposed to be treated like toys. You don’t control them, neither own them. You picked out your phone from your pocket and contacted Yugyeom.
“Yugyeom, I need to talk to you.” You sighed, “we haven’t talked in a really long time (Y/N) is something alright?” He asked worriedly. “No. It’s just, I need to talk to you. We need to catch up.” You smiled, even though he wouldn’t see it. “Alright. Text me the address.” He ended the call and you texted him the address of the cafe.
On the way there you couldn’t help but feel a sad twinge in your heart. You would never have him, have him in your arms, you wouldn’t make his heart flutter like he does to you. You caught sight of the neon sign of your favorite coffee shop. Pushing the door open you were met with the smell of fresh coffee beans and voices mumbling or laughing. You situated yourself near the glass window where Yugyeom would easily take notice of you.
You would always look at the time, the clock was ticking by and you awaited quietly. You ordered a cup of ice tea and waited even longer. Your ice tea had arrived, but Yugyeom hadn’t showed up. Minutes turned to hours and you knew he wouldn’t leave you hanging like this.
You were about to leave the coffee shop, but Yugyeom decided to enter. The chime of the bell made you turn your head to the entrance. You smiled and waved him over.
“You have to make this quick.” Yugyeom breathed as he took off his coat and ordered himself a coffee. “How’s Ji-aedoing?” You asked, arching a brow. “She’s doing fine.” He smiled and you sighed. “Well,I wanted to talk about her today.” You looked out of the window and into the busy streets of Seoul. “What’s wrong with her?” He asked his smile slowly beginning to vanish.”She seems possesiv-” He cut you off, “what makes you think that?” He sipped his coffee that he ordered.
“She was rude to me today Yugyeom. I tried being nice but she just ended up being a bitch.” You were straightforward. You didn’t want this to become a whole story with 500 billion chapters. “She wouldn’t do that. You’re lying.” Yugyeom smiled cheekily. “This is not a fucking joke Yugyeom.” You began to grow angry. “She said to stay away from you Yugyeom! All the years we grew up together gone to shit because of her. And please tell her I won’t stay away from you. “ You tried to stay calm, but your walls began to break down. She told you that? She has been saying to me to stay away from you.” He spoke seriously now. “Why are you getting angry over this though?” He asked and you scrunched up your hair.
“I don’t know why Yugyeom.” You sighed and bit your lip. It was a habit you never seemed to stop. You did that when you were lying. Yugyeom knew that. “You’re lying.” He said. “No, I’m not Yugyeom!” You fought back and began to drum your fingers against the wooden table. “Why are you lying (Y/N)? Tell me the truth.” He whispered. “Maybe because I like you okay? I like you! Ever since last year these fucking feelings have come out of nowhere and I fall for my best friend. You’ll probably reject me and I’m the one to blame. Because I ruined the best friendship I ever had.” Your voice broke and you grabbed your stuff before walking out. You wore your beige trench coat and small leather black backpack.
You let the tears flow freely now. You lost the best thing you ever had.
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AUTHOR’S NOTE; idk if i should continue this. make sure to leave feedback!
#got7#jackson wang#mark tuan#got7 smut#got7 scenarios#got7 imagines#choi youngjae#im jaebum#bambam#kim yugyeom#park jinyoung#got7 angst
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Tagged by Bella @syeontual hi ily 🥰
name / nickname: Alexandra / Alex
gender: girl
star sign: Gemini
height: 1m67 / 5’5 !
birthday: May 29 1998
favorite bands: BTS, Dreamcatcher, Loona, Marianas Trench, The cabs, Little mix, Monsta x, SNSD.
favorite solo artists: Chungha & avril Lavigne mostly
song stuck in my head: I know I love you txt cause I answer the last question first fksbxjbs
last movie: Still Fullmetal alchemist : star of milos ! I almost watch Ponyo yesterday but I had to concentrate on Puppy’s gift I wouldn’t have watch it really fksbxjbs
last show: Miraculous Ladybug jfkdjdkdjd
when i created this blog: February 19th 2014
last thing i googled: Canadian of montreal bfkdbxjdjd I wanted to know how the game was doing cause my parents are coming back after the game (no way my dad will miss playoffs or listen to it on the radio)
other blogs: @/Juvian (me being a nerd) & @/eternalyoo (aes and mbs requests)
do i get asks: a lot for ask game but other than that it’s dead silent 😔
following: ummm you don’t wanna know <3
why did i choose this url: Korimi = OC & 4 is my favorite number it’s my irl everywhere I go fkdbdjdnsn
average hours of sleep: 7-9 cause I’m home all day if i wasn’t it would be less than that for sure
instruments: none sadly 😔
what i’m wearing: a white/beige tank top with a burgundy teal pink gold flowery design idk how to explain in the middle and black shorts
dream trip: Japan with bestie 🥰
fave food: Chocolate counts right 🖤
fave song: right now it’s I know I love you - TXT (I can’t remember the whole title ckbdkdjd) and of all time oh my - Monsta x y’all know that
I did one recently so this time I won’t tag anyone but next time I will 🥰
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and she died. forever. and afte jon her husband sent him the old spice. cologne. and it is his fault for being a weak litl faggot asshole. yes. and it was mac daddy on both sides trying for wwiii h china ovr the goodies in the trench. and h lost that day tons ofppl and other. hugereserves gone, tons died when the kraken hit Tokyo and surrounding wih his goon there. went right for them ignorethe japs. totally actually they fired nd they ignored them. bja gts in character he says to fake being Japanese. hi s die so rapidly, he thinks he wont go there.
she looks calls to him he ignores her. he says see ya. they ae all the same...an she waved.
now I want in I say
Kraken woman,
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now it is the real thng back from south Korea Seoul to be exact, and yu did literally bring him withyou we unpacked him. and tookhim. held him in my arms like ababy a you had yur mommy do. and me on occasion. it was fn I lerned about it. huge goo times too much drinking for me to much. andit was not good at home no she wanted it so often I could chok nd isaid no thnks and left broughtin thereal thing slow to do I and I coul feel tension. then none. sex relieves it. finly she said. and we go off and cooka nd stuff mth and other. so tey had a party she says where were you and I was w him he is an ogre and so was I. and e were in love no she said it straight sits watching no matter here he is. an ogre. and I was laughing so hard as she saw him do it and couldn't stand itsit up or something in his chair as he slouched boared and tired exhausted from walking accrss the campus and would mockhim for his lazy expressins. tired of e no wonder. and pooped would sleep for hours after. she never got it
andit took years finally tommya talkedlok you tired hm and it wasn't herand it was fun you do tire. and I knew wat to do dietand all. it was work.
and I hear it and finally ok
Hera
you cooked sster I arrive shortly
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RATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Rats in the White House. Not what you expect. However, interesting.
There was an early morning press conference yesterday. The reporters were seated in the press room waiting.
Peter Alexander is known to most of us. An NBC and MSNBC reporter.
Suddenly a mouse fell onto Peter’s lap from the ceiling.
Panic ensued. Some running to get out of the room. Others trying to catch the mouse.
The mouse won. He found the door out. The last anyone saw of him he was running down a long hallway.
A rat/mouse expert I am not. Looked to see if a small mouse could possibly be a rat. Yes. Turns out there are several species of rat. One is small like a mouse.
Whatever, I give the White House a gold star for cleanliness and assume it was merely a mouse. A mouse who inadvertently found his way in and was now looking for a way out.
To those of you who tuned into my blog talk radio show Tuesday Talk with Key West Lou last night, as you found out there was no show. Irritated me!
There was a technical glitch at the studio’s end. When I tried to connect at 5 minutes to 9, things were not right. I was blocked.
Called Sloan. God’s gift to me. Within minutes, she had ascertained the problem. Ergo, I had a night off. Sorry. Not my fault however.
The reason for the irritation is that it takes about 4 hours for me to prepare for the one half hour show. If no show, the 4 hours are wasted. The material will be dated and of no value next week.
I became exercise conscious again yesterday. I am in and out of exercise. Mostly out.
It was lunch time. I was driving by the White Street Pier. Decided to stop and walk the Pier. The outside perimeter.
Took me 15 minutes. I walked slowly. It had been some time.
The water was moving. Tide high. At certain spots, it was coming over and onto the Pier. Pleasant to look at. Had to move my ass each time.
A slight bit of news. A Key West man was arrested for sending $87,000 to Nigeria. Part of a money laundering scheme.
No further details available this morning.
Key Westers are good people all! It is one month post Dorian hitting the Bahamas. A category 5. Did a number on Key West’s sister city Green Turtle Cay. Beside 4 days of hurricane wind, the Cay was deluged in a 20 foot surge.
Key Westers ae good and generous people. Absolutely no question. I have seen them respond many times to someone else’s disaster.
Immediately following Dorian, a group of Key Westers formed a group to help. Called themselves Key West Cares.
Here is what Key West Cares has accomplished in one month. Fifty three thousand pounds of supplies shipped via charter cargo planes. Things like power generators, food, water, and clothing. The cost of the flights underwritten by Key West citizens and businesses.
The Star of the Sea Mission sent a shipment of food to the kitchen providing hot meals on Green Turtle Cay. The Conch Republic Navy has been collecting bicycles to be sent.
Kids on Big Pine (1st to 5th grade) raised more than $2,500 with 3 lemonade stand events. A group of local women founded heartpack.org. Purpose to send Bahamian children backpacks filled with educational materials, emergency supplies, and care kits with notes of love and support.
The City of Key West sent 2 decommissioned fire trucks. A benefit at the Key West Theater raised $18,000. A Billy Currington concert $25,000.
Good people all!
How many recall drive-in theaters? A big deal back when.
It was announced on this day in 1952 that construction would soon begin on a drive-in theater which was to be located on Stock Island.
Drive-ins were part of our lives back when.
When courting, boys and girls would take Dad’s car and go to the drive-in to see a movie. Never saw much. The whole purpose was to have a place to park and neck.
Drive-ins continued to be an integral part of our lives as we got older. My wife and I would take the children, pillows and blankets and go to the drive-in. The kids were small. They slept on the back seat. Mom and Dad watched the movies. It was the only way we could get out.
Some businesses are naturals! Think of the Dairy Queen on United. It has been there for 68 years. On this day in 1951, the Key West Planning Board approved a zoning change for the Dairy Queen to be built on United.
The Dairy Queen continues to be one of the most popular places on the island.
There is a second whistleblower. Another whistleblower complaint. Claims “inappropriate” steps taken to influence an audit of Trump and Pence’s tax returns. Apparently the law requires a President’s tax returns to be audited.
The charge involves “inappropriate efforts to influence.”
Trump’s nature is reflected by his actions. A mean, heartless man. Has to do with the wall.
Trump has suggested to staff several ways of keeping the “aliens” out.
One was a water filled trench stocked with snakes or alligators. He was serious. Even had cost estimates worked out.
Another was the electrification of the wall. Burn ’em! The top of the wall to be lined with spikes that would pierce human flesh.
How about soldiers shooting any migrants who threw stones at border guards. Told no. Illegal.
His alternative, just shoot them in the legs. Still illegal.
Key West normal. We do not subject people to snakes, electrification or shootings.
Enjoy your day!
RATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE was originally published on Key West Lou
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Capsule Wardrobe Remix: How to Wear the Convertible Sweater Four Ways
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Happy Monday!
Exciting news–I just discovered that some of my favorite items from last year are back in stock with exact or have new updated versions! 🙌🏻 This post was one of your favorites last year, so I wanted to give it a refresh!
In this post, I’m showing you how to wear one of my favorite sweaters four different ways. (This is also a similar new version of it this year!) My exact one I’m wearing in this post is also still available but the sizing is limited–however, I have a hack: most of the petite sizes are still in stock, so I would try ordering that! The petite sizing is only 2″ shorter–which I still think would be just as cute–especially because I often tuck mine in, so the length doesn’t really matter anyway! (And Nordstrom has free returns, so it’s worth a shot!)
Before we jump in, let’s go over the staples I used to create these looks.
Convertible sweater: First up, obviously. This sweater, you guys, is probably one of the most versatile things you could buy this entire year. It’s both cowl neck and off the shoulder. You can wear it as a tunic or tuck it into high-waisted jeans, skirt, or even over a dress!
I’m only showing you four ways to wear it today, but there really are ENDLESS ways you can style it and to top it off, it just might be one of the softest things I’ve ever purchased. (Oh, it comes in lot’s of colors too!) It’s so soft that this was the FIRST thing I put on when I transitioned my closet over to fall because I couldn’t wait to get it on my body 😂
I typically tuck it in because I think it’s most flattering to show your waistline, but you can leave it tucked out as well. It’s more of a tunic length, shorter in the front than the back. I would highly recommend sizing down because it runs pretty oversized. For length reference, I’m 5’6.
Skinny Jeans: These haven’t been in stock in FOREVER! You guys know I have become obsessed with AE and Abercrombie who make some of my favorite (super budget friendly jeans) but there are some jeans that cannot be replicated and are worth the splurge, and these Rag & Bone skinnies are that. They were my #1 bestseller when I got them at the Nordstrom sale two years ago and they were sold out for so long–I always got asked to link similar and the thing is–there aren’t similar. They’re the real deal!
They are super stretchy, they feel like butter and unlike any other jean–they’re also not particularly thick which is why I think they’re so comfortable. I also love that the raw hem is very subtle–and the leg opening isn’t TOO skinny or too straight. They are ankle length. Sizing: I would say if you’re on the fence go with the size down because they are very stretchy–they run a bit big.
Heeled Booties: I recommend a pair of neutral booties for every fall wardrobe. If you go with one with a bit of a pointed toe, light tan color, and little bit of a heel, they also help to elongate your leg, which is hard to find in a bootie, as most of the time they can cut you off at the ankles and make your legs look stubby! A midi heel is great because it gives you a bit of height but is still comfortable for lot’s of walking!
The pair I’m wearing here is from last year, but I’d recommend this pair of Sam Edelmans if you want a bit of a heel or if you want a lower heel, this pair–which are insanely comfy! (Kelly has them in like 4 colors, haha!) I’ve also been dying to try Everlane’s Day Boots–I’m in love with their Day Heels (they are SO comfortable) and I think the brown leather version is calling my name!
Leopard loafers: You’ve seen a LOT of these leopard loafers on this blog, because they really do make every outfit look instantly more stylish. Leopard always adds a ton of visual interest to any outfit. Plus, they are truly the most comfortable shoes I have ever put on my feet. They required zero break-in, no blisters–ever!
Leather tote: The Madewell Transport tote making the capsule wardrobe cut comes as a shock to absolutely none of you, I am sure. It’s my everything bag. Work, travel, groceries–whatever, this is always the bag I’m reaching for and it comes in several styles and colors as well.
Black pumps: I’ve owned this particular pair of Sam Edelman pumps for years but they make a ton of similar versions currently that you can shop here! They run TTS in my experience!
Trench coat: FULLY RESTOCKED! HUZZAH! It was gone for so long and now it’s back in ALL sizes! (Also in black!)
I purchased this trench by London Fog last Spring before my trip to London and it is one of my very favorite coats for both Fall and Spring. It has a detachable hood as well as a removable liner. Which unlike a lot of trench coats, does add a significant amount of warmth. I absolutely adore it and it’s one of my favorite jackets. It looks super chic for work, and just as pretty for dinner or a stroll around the neighborhood. It’s amazing for travel as well. Runs large, so size down. I’m wearing XS.
Leather jacket: I now own two leather jackets–one brown and one black. The black one is my newest addition and I don’t know what took me so long to get one! I definitely love both colors and I think whichever color is best for you just depends on your preferences. The one I feature here is also from last year but there are tons at really good prices here! My favorite is this one, which is most similar to the one you see me wearing here!
Leopard clutch: For the same reasons as I sing the praises of the leopard loafer, I love a good leopard clutch! (Nordstrom actually has a TON of different leopard clutches right now!) I’m a huge fan of it for going out because it brightens up even the most basic outfit. Plus, it’s such a steal for less than $50 and it looks and feels like the designer version.
Belts: My gold buckle belt is Topshop and has since sold out (boo!) but this one is really similar and so is this one!
Okay, now let’s get into these looks!
Look #1: Date Night
This is a look that is suitable for just about anywhere in Chicago. Dinner, drinks, it’s great for all of the above! Throw a leather jacket over your shoulders and you’re good to go! (With the leather jacket I felt like I was subtly channeling a 2017 Olivia Newton John and I am so into it.)
Now, remember, this sweater is tunic length, which means you can wear it tucked in or out. I tend to prefer all of my shirts tucked in just because it defines your waistline and elongates the leg. Additionally, I think it makes it a bit more formal (for instances such as date night!) The pumps go a long way in dressing this outfit up, but not too much. I like them here because they’re a bit more feminine and “date” esque than if you were to pair this outfit with booties, but booties would work perfectly too!
You can see this demonstrated in the video above, but to tuck in, just take a corner of the sweater, twist it, and then tuck it in. It’s really easy!
Look #2: On the Airplane
When you find a sweater that feels like a hug mixed with the softest blanket you’ve ever felt, it becomes a no-brainer to wear for travel. (Specifically I am referring to a fleecy, microfiber-ish, faux fur-ish blanket I found at Target last year that is wrapped around me as I write this post and will probably not be removed from my body until next April–unless it’s to put on this sweater). I know you have one of those blankets too. THAT is what this sweater feels like!
Anyway, pair it with your favorite jeans and the comfiest loafers ever (that slip-off quality comes in reaaallyy handy at airport security) and you’ll be good to go!
P.S. My suitcase is on sale right now on Amazon for $180! It’s one of my favorite purchases ever! You can see a full review of it here!
Look #3: Business Casual
When you’re trying to get the most out of your wardrobe, it’s important to remember that you can layer OVER as well as under! This sweater is great layered over a work-appropriate dress! If you’re feeling a little “garbage baggish” like you have no shape, reach for a belt (mine is old but this one is similar!) and cinch it at your waist and VOILA. WOMANLY FIGURE! This look would also be just as cute with a pencil skirt or a pair of slim trousers or ponte leggings for an office-friendly look.
Look #4: Sunday Dinner Casual
Perhaps the best match of all for this perfect sweater is your favorite jeans, a pair of booties, and a plaid scarf (mine is last year’s but similar here at Nordstrom Rack!) . All you need is a PSL ;-P (By the way, if you’re looking for how to wear a scarf a few different ways, that post is right over here!) This is the perfect outfit for dinner or a movie to wind down the weekend!
How would you style the convertible sweater?
Make sure not to miss our previous posts in the Capsule Wardrobe Remix series: How to wear a black dress four ways, how to style leather leggings 3 ways, and how to pack a carry-on travel capsule wardrobe!
Source: https://thegoldengirlblog.com/capsule-wardrobe-remix-how-to-wear-the-convertible-sweater-four-ways/
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Capsule Wardrobe Remix: How to Wear the Convertible Sweater Four Ways
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Happy Monday!
Exciting news–I just discovered that some of my favorite items from last year are back in stock with exact or have new updated versions! 🙌🏻 This post was one of your favorites last year, so I wanted to give it a refresh!
In this post, I’m showing you how to wear one of my favorite sweaters four different ways. (This is also a similar new version of it this year!) My exact one I’m wearing in this post is also still available but the sizing is limited–however, I have a hack: most of the petite sizes are still in stock, so I would try ordering that! The petite sizing is only 2″ shorter–which I still think would be just as cute–especially because I often tuck mine in, so the length doesn’t really matter anyway! (And Nordstrom has free returns, so it’s worth a shot!)
Before we jump in, let’s go over the staples I used to create these looks.
Convertible sweater: First up, obviously. This sweater, you guys, is probably one of the most versatile things you could buy this entire year. It’s both cowl neck and off the shoulder. You can wear it as a tunic or tuck it into high-waisted jeans, skirt, or even over a dress!
I’m only showing you four ways to wear it today, but there really are ENDLESS ways you can style it and to top it off, it just might be one of the softest things I’ve ever purchased. (Oh, it comes in lot’s of colors too!) It’s so soft that this was the FIRST thing I put on when I transitioned my closet over to fall because I couldn’t wait to get it on my body 😂
I typically tuck it in because I think it’s most flattering to show your waistline, but you can leave it tucked out as well. It’s more of a tunic length, shorter in the front than the back. I would highly recommend sizing down because it runs pretty oversized. For length reference, I’m 5’6.
Skinny Jeans: These haven’t been in stock in FOREVER! You guys know I have become obsessed with AE and Abercrombie who make some of my favorite (super budget friendly jeans) but there are some jeans that cannot be replicated and are worth the splurge, and these Rag & Bone skinnies are that. They were my #1 bestseller when I got them at the Nordstrom sale two years ago and they were sold out for so long–I always got asked to link similar and the thing is–there aren’t similar. They’re the real deal!
They are super stretchy, they feel like butter and unlike any other jean–they’re also not particularly thick which is why I think they’re so comfortable. I also love that the raw hem is very subtle–and the leg opening isn’t TOO skinny or too straight. They are ankle length. Sizing: I would say if you’re on the fence go with the size down because they are very stretchy–they run a bit big.
Heeled Booties: I recommend a pair of neutral booties for every fall wardrobe. If you go with one with a bit of a pointed toe, light tan color, and little bit of a heel, they also help to elongate your leg, which is hard to find in a bootie, as most of the time they can cut you off at the ankles and make your legs look stubby! A midi heel is great because it gives you a bit of height but is still comfortable for lot’s of walking!
The pair I’m wearing here is from last year, but I’d recommend this pair of Sam Edelmans if you want a bit of a heel or if you want a lower heel, this pair–which are insanely comfy! (Kelly has them in like 4 colors, haha!) I’ve also been dying to try Everlane’s Day Boots–I’m in love with their Day Heels (they are SO comfortable) and I think the brown leather version is calling my name!
Leopard loafers: You’ve seen a LOT of these leopard loafers on this blog, because they really do make every outfit look instantly more stylish. Leopard always adds a ton of visual interest to any outfit. Plus, they are truly the most comfortable shoes I have ever put on my feet. They required zero break-in, no blisters–ever!
Leather tote: The Madewell Transport tote making the capsule wardrobe cut comes as a shock to absolutely none of you, I am sure. It’s my everything bag. Work, travel, groceries–whatever, this is always the bag I’m reaching for and it comes in several styles and colors as well.
Black pumps: I’ve owned this particular pair of Sam Edelman pumps for years but they make a ton of similar versions currently that you can shop here! They run TTS in my experience!
Trench coat: FULLY RESTOCKED! HUZZAH! It was gone for so long and now it’s back in ALL sizes! (Also in black!)
I purchased this trench by London Fog last Spring before my trip to London and it is one of my very favorite coats for both Fall and Spring. It has a detachable hood as well as a removable liner. Which unlike a lot of trench coats, does add a significant amount of warmth. I absolutely adore it and it’s one of my favorite jackets. It looks super chic for work, and just as pretty for dinner or a stroll around the neighborhood. It’s amazing for travel as well. Runs large, so size down. I’m wearing XS.
Leather jacket: I now own two leather jackets–one brown and one black. The black one is my newest addition and I don’t know what took me so long to get one! I definitely love both colors and I think whichever color is best for you just depends on your preferences. The one I feature here is also from last year but there are tons at really good prices here! My favorite is this one, which is most similar to the one you see me wearing here!
Leopard clutch: For the same reasons as I sing the praises of the leopard loafer, I love a good leopard clutch! (Nordstrom actually has a TON of different leopard clutches right now!) I’m a huge fan of it for going out because it brightens up even the most basic outfit. Plus, it’s such a steal for less than $50 and it looks and feels like the designer version.
Belts: My gold buckle belt is Topshop and has since sold out (boo!) but this one is really similar and so is this one!
Okay, now let’s get into these looks!
Look #1: Date Night
This is a look that is suitable for just about anywhere in Chicago. Dinner, drinks, it’s great for all of the above! Throw a leather jacket over your shoulders and you’re good to go! (With the leather jacket I felt like I was subtly channeling a 2017 Olivia Newton John and I am so into it.)
Now, remember, this sweater is tunic length, which means you can wear it tucked in or out. I tend to prefer all of my shirts tucked in just because it defines your waistline and elongates the leg. Additionally, I think it makes it a bit more formal (for instances such as date night!) The pumps go a long way in dressing this outfit up, but not too much. I like them here because they’re a bit more feminine and “date” esque than if you were to pair this outfit with booties, but booties would work perfectly too!
You can see this demonstrated in the video above, but to tuck in, just take a corner of the sweater, twist it, and then tuck it in. It’s really easy!
Look #2: On the Airplane
When you find a sweater that feels like a hug mixed with the softest blanket you’ve ever felt, it becomes a no-brainer to wear for travel. (Specifically I am referring to a fleecy, microfiber-ish, faux fur-ish blanket I found at Target last year that is wrapped around me as I write this post and will probably not be removed from my body until next April–unless it’s to put on this sweater). I know you have one of those blankets too. THAT is what this sweater feels like!
Anyway, pair it with your favorite jeans and the comfiest loafers ever (that slip-off quality comes in reaaallyy handy at airport security) and you’ll be good to go!
P.S. My suitcase is on sale right now on Amazon for $180! It’s one of my favorite purchases ever! You can see a full review of it here!
Look #3: Business Casual
When you’re trying to get the most out of your wardrobe, it’s important to remember that you can layer OVER as well as under! This sweater is great layered over a work-appropriate dress! If you’re feeling a little “garbage baggish” like you have no shape, reach for a belt (mine is old but this one is similar!) and cinch it at your waist and VOILA. WOMANLY FIGURE! This look would also be just as cute with a pencil skirt or a pair of slim trousers or ponte leggings for an office-friendly look.
Look #4: Sunday Dinner Casual
Perhaps the best match of all for this perfect sweater is your favorite jeans, a pair of booties, and a plaid scarf (mine is last year’s but similar here at Nordstrom Rack!) . All you need is a PSL ;-P (By the way, if you’re looking for how to wear a scarf a few different ways, that post is right over here!) This is the perfect outfit for dinner or a movie to wind down the weekend!
How would you style the convertible sweater?
Make sure not to miss our previous posts in the Capsule Wardrobe Remix series: How to wear a black dress four ways, how to style leather leggings 3 ways, and how to pack a carry-on travel capsule wardrobe!
Source: https://thegoldengirlblog.com/capsule-wardrobe-remix-how-to-wear-the-convertible-sweater-four-ways/
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Chocobox 2019 letter
I am laughingpineapple on AO3
This year’s theme is, apparently, out-of-left-field intra-party interactions (plus the occasional ship). For any of these, I’d be thrilled to get any small situation or event that highlights the dynamic you see between these characters - show me what ties them together, what could make them drop their barriers with the other person. Or a big situation! I like plotty fic too! But especially if we matched on some bizarre “&” combo that never even interacted in canon, I’d love to simply see what a scene between them could be like.
All requests are art or fic - for art, my fave kind of fanart is based on interaction. It can be super simple - one character makes a face and the other one emotes accordingly, or they’re having a cup of coffee together, walking together, chatting, that kind of stuff. Anything that shows that they enjoy each other’s company, or have each other’s back, or get on each other’s nerves but with gusto. Slice of life fanart, if you will.
Likes: worldbuilding, slice of life (doubly so if the event the fic focuses on is made up but canon-specific), missing moments, 5+1 and similar formats, bonding and emotional support/intimacy, physical intimacy, lingering touches, loyalty, casefic, surrealism, established relationships, future fic, hurt/comfort or just comfort from the ample canon hurt, throwing characters into non-canon environments, banter, functional relationships between dysfunctional individuals, unexplained mysteries, bittersweet moods, journal/epistolary fic, dreams and memories and identities, canon-adjacent tropey plots , outsider POV, UST, exploration of secondary bits of canon, leaning on the uniqueness of the canon setting/mood, found families, characters reuniting after a long and/or harrowing time, friends-to-lovers, road trips, cuddling, wintry moods, flannel, ridiculous concepts played straight,sensory details, sickfic
Cool with: any tense, any pov, any rating, plotty, not plotty, gen, shippy, IF, nerdy canon references, unrequested characters popping up
DNW: non-canonical rape, non-canonical children, unrequested ships, canon retellings, consent issues
Final Fantasy VI
Gogo & Cyan Garamonde
Mog & Terra Branford
Sabin Rene Figaro & Celes Chere
Sabin Rene Figaro & Cyan Garamonde
Strago Magus & Celes Chere
I recently replayed FFVI and truly fell in love with it for the first time. The game does a wonderful job of juggling such a big party but I spent all the downtime daydreaming about all the intra-party dynamics I could think of - these characters are all so cool and should talk to each other more. Worldbuilding also very welcome if that’s your thing. I don’t have any strong shippy feelings here but if you want to background something, I do dig Celes/Terra.
Gogo & Cyan: ascetic Gogo leaves their cave to fight for a higher cause. What’s it like, being a hermit but having a skillset that is literally based on other people? Something something abnegation of the self? What’s it like, suddenly being among so many loud, unique people? Do they and Cyan meditate together and find a moment of respite from the crowded mess that is the Falcon, what does Cyan think about them, what does it feel like to see Doma’s otherwise lost sword techniques mimicked on the battlefield? (I default to they for Gogo but he or she work just as well. I’d just like them to be their own person, no identity reveals. And a pretty big person at that, going by Amano’s artwork, regardless of gender!)
Mog & Terra: fae folk bonding, basically? It’s such a central aspect of Terra’s character but I saw it in Mog too - the way moogles break the fourth wall, how they help her at the beginning like an aid from the earth itself, and Mog’s own Geomancer skillset, his dances that draw from the power of the earth... so maybe some cute friendship between these two otherworldly characters, each in their own way?
Sabin & Celes: Celes could use some friends she could rely on and Sabin always felt so... safe to me. Good bear. So when they got their moment to shine in the World of Ruin, I was overjoyed. Sabin’s comforting presence was just what she needed to find first! And that long chocobo ride along the serpent trench, chasing hope, seeing the cultists’ tower from afar...
Sabin & Cyan: Sabin’s leg of the journey is something else and I’d love to know more about his adventures with Cyan, or their feelings about their homes, one lost, one left behind. They’re both pretty emotionally charged at that point and I think it’d be interesting to explore. They also share some form of martial training, making imho for an interesting common ground.
Strago & Celes: descendant of the mage knights & artificially infused magitek knight, what does magic feel to them? Does Strago’s odd family have space for an added granddaughter (especially if Cid died on the island, but Strago was the Coolest Grandpa anyway, no offense to Dr Del Norte Marquez and his magnificent banana coat)?
Ghost Trick
Cabanela & Pigeon Man
Jowd & Lynne
Jowd & Pigeon Man
Jowd & Sissel
Alma/Cabanela/Jowd
Jowd/Alma & Cabanela
Alma & Cabanela
Cabanela/Jowd
Lynne & Memry
Lynne/Memry
Pigeon Man & Memry
Cabanela & Sissel
Jowd & Yomiel
Open to AUs here, especially for generic fantasy or sci-fi settings or the Final Fantasy ones I prompted for Yuletide. GT is one of my forever fandoms, I love all about it, especially how heartfelt and over the top it manages to be at the same time.
Cabs & PM: how do they meet in the new timeline, what makes their odd friendship stick this time? I love how they play off each other, with Pigeon Man’s snark bouncing off Cabs like water off a duck’s back...
Jowd & Lynne: please show me the Worst Mentor doing his Worst Mentoring? How is chicken involved? (this one would lend itself particularly well to a Jedi AU, I suspect) Or does Lynne’s optimism save the day on one occasion when Jowd is doing his cheerful nihilist thing?
Jowd & PM: anything about their friendships from back in the day when Pigeon Man was still Jowd’s coroner to a new timeline where PM is still fascinated by meteors/astronomy/alien conspiracies and Jowd humors him...
Jowd & Sissel: oh the shenanigans. Some clever communication between them, on a case or otherwise? Sissel doing cat things? Gossiping through the ghost world?
Alma/Cabanela/Jowd: what’s a hobby one of them has that the other two are dragged into? How about a day at the beach? Or in a cabin? I’ll take hot springs or basically any standard anime filler plot too. Unless you want to write about their get-together, which will never get old for me.
Jowd/Alma & Cabanela: see above but with INTENSE found family instead. Cabanela finding a place where he belongs, two people who feel like home. I can totally see it not being romantic at all and just as intense. When did it click for them?
Cabanela/Jowd: please no infidelity, I only like the ship without Alma during the canon times when Alma is dead or at most a what-if where she’s not around. Did Cabanela lower his mask for a hot minute during their walk to the minister’s office? What if he’d stayed dead and tagged along with Jowd and Lynne after 15? What if no-reset scenarios? Or office shenanigans where Alma is backgrounded by virtue of not working there but she’s okay with what’s going on.
Lynne & Memry: next generation detectives! Action! Ridiculous murders! Secret ghost cats! A little bit in the future maybe? Odd girl & odder girl teaming up and leaning into each other’s quirks... maybe undercover?
Lynne/Memry: same as above but they kiss - and Memry trying to get through Lynne’s obliviousness sounds like my kind of fun.
Pigeon Man & Memry: please evacuate everyone else from the expected blast radius when these two start talking. But she’s a detective - Special Investigation Unit, at that! - and he used to be a coroner and still has several aces up his sleeve, so who knows what could get them working together...
Cabanela & Sissel: let Sissel have his fun. He’s been eyeing Cabanela’s quirks since that fateful night, please let him tag along and enjoy the eccentricities. He can do the whole noir detective narration and Cabanela (who, lbr, would jump at the chance to be even more extra) can act accordingly...
Jowd & Yomiel: the PTSD team. Even beyond the experiences they have in common and the memories they can’t share with anyone else who’d truly understand them, there’s something about their approach to life that makes me think they’d bond quick and be able to get over the respective atrocities. They also share Sissel! What do they talk about in jail, or what do they do on a day off once Yomiel is out (cat dads’ cat date!!)?
Pyre
Big Bertrude & Volfred Sandalwood
Celeste | The Gate Guardian & Tariq | The Lone Minstrel
Sir Gilman & Jodariel
Vagabond Girl & Tariq | The Lone Minstrel
Volfred Sandalwood/Tariq | The Lone Minstrel
Hedwyn & Jodariel
Any cutesy activity lifted from the game would be great, like X doing laundry with Y. Any postcanon very welcome with any combination of endings as long as the revolution was peaceful. I love everyone so much. Good with background Volfred/Oralech, Bertrude/Pamitha if applicable.
Bertrude & Volfred: something nice Volfred does for Bertrude? Some mild adventure as he brought her to the Nightwings? A bizarre request for her shop? That dialogue about their relationship slew me dead - friendship through unrequited love is one of my rare tropes, so I’d like to see any aspect of their bond. Or epistolary with an ending that splits them, either way?
Celeste & Tariq: something completely alien set at any point before the ending, showing how inhuman they both are (but maybe Tariq picked up /something/ during his travels?) or, on the contrary, figuring out humanity as they travel together as a mysterious indie duo?
Sir Gilman & Jodariel: On war, honor, the Bloodborder... Sir Gilman is in awe of her, obviously, but is she in a state of mind where she can be boosted by his unrelenting energy?
ae & Tariq: Moon Moon! And Tariq looks like someone who knows a whole lot about the Scribes, so I think she might try to figure him out at some point, in her own way... but mostly, moon connection...
Volfred/Tariq: All I know is Tariq of all people fell and fell hard - he makes it sound like Volfred is the biggest deal ever and he's some servant... but he's the herald and Volfred is actually some dude who got kicked Downside (albeit a particularly charismatic and idealistic dude). And I like this dual imbalance very much. What happened in the woods during Volfred’s self-imposed exile? Or do they find each other again after the ending, in the Union? If you want to lean on how alien Tariq is and/or how tree Volfred is, please do!
Hedwyn & Jodariel: (I see them as brotherly more than mother-and-son, fwiw) what was their reunion like? How much did Hedwyn find Jodariel changed, horns and dramatic makeup aside? What about fic where her transformation recedes in the Union? Or their early days in the blackwagon - or their late days in the blackwagon when it’s not just them anymore? What can she absolutely count on him for?
The Last Guardian
The Boy & Trico
The boy & the very good boy... I’d like to read about a distant reunion. I was surprised by the boy being the combo breaker after the former Ueda protagonists cast their societies behind. He gets to live his life with his people, apparently, but what makes him leave and find Trico again? What’s their bond like, years later? Or is it Trico who comes back to search for him?
The Last Remnant
David Nassau & Allan
David Nassau & Duke of Ghor
David Nassau & Emmy Honeywell
David Nassau & Roberto
Emmy Honeywell/Glenys
Pagus/Maddox/Sibal
David/Rush is a welcome exception to my “no unrequested ships” DNW. I’m mostly interested in post-game exploration, which means either a David who has lost his bf or fic set further in the future where Rush has somehow come back.
David & Allan: Allan is tsundere enough about Torgal (not necessarily in a romantic sense!) and enough of a stuck-up cat in general that I think it’d be fun to throw a skilled diplomat at him, and one who knows Torgal very well at that.
David & Ghor: I like the Duke of Ghor a lot, and the more well-adjusted Yama characters in general. Politics talk? Or something more personal? What’s Ghor’s position in the new political landscape, what would David’s visit be like?
David & Emmy: if David was Emma’s filial figure and Emmy her actual daughter, did they perchance grow up together before Emmy left for her journey? How about some reminiscing? What did Emma teach them, how are they coping and moving forward?
David & Roberto: Can someone please adopt the good Marquis - celibate Roberto, for example? I imagine they could feel at ease with each other, got each other’s emotional back covered...
Emmy/Glenys: Sword lesbians? With very different hangups about proving themselves... if you want to go full weird with Glenys, especially wrt her mysterious connection to the homonymous kingdom, be my guest!
Pagus/Maddox/Sibal: old men being together like they couldn’t be in their youth when life got in the way, please? Get-together (who makes a move...? or established Qsiti triad would all be amazing...
Twin Peaks
Harry Truman & Garland Briggs
Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman & Frank Truman/Doris Truman
Gordon Cole & Constance Talbot
Gordon Cole/Phillip Jeffries
Maddy Ferguson & Audrey Horne
Dale Cooper & Laura Palmer & Wally Brando
Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield
Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman
Dale Cooper/Harry Truman
Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman
Bobby Briggs & James Hurley
Chet Desmond/Sam Stanley
The mystery of the woods. How do they relate to the woods, what do they gain and what do they lose in the woods. Case fic but they don’t find out jack shit, someone disappears, David Bowie was there, it’s complicated. Fragmented, shifted, mirrored identities. New Lodge spaces. The risks of staring into the void for too long. Gentle illusions. The moon. Static buzzing. Any title from the s3 ethereal whooshing compilation used as a prompt, actually. AUs and fusion AUs are great for this fandom! I have Final Fantasy on my mind a lot recently so any FFVI, VII, T, IX, X, XII or XIII reimagining would be fantastic, but also regular fantasy, space opera, sci-fantasy… anything fancy!
Canon-specific dislikes: any singular Dreamer being the ‘source’ of canon, BOB (let alone Judy) being forever defeated in the finale, Judy being an active malevolent presence in the characters’ lives, ‘Odessaverse’ being the reality layer, the Fireman’s House by the Sea being the White Lodge, Gordon being a harmless, fun dad or conversely having the worst intentions. Clear explanations for canonical ambiguities.
Harry & Garland: Bookhouse Boys&Bue Rose-adjacent friendship, quietly aware of the mysteries that surround them? Or, as per Mark Frost’s AMA, Harry finding out important info throughout the 25 years and passing them to Garland - but Garland isn’t conventionally alive and physical throughout the 25 years, so did he travel through strange places to reach him?
Albert/Harry & Frank/Doris: Albert needs someone to shout AT, Doris needs some to shout BACK, I think. It could be therapeutic for both of them. Could they meet through the Trumans? Frank and Doris’ relationship can be as complicated and probably doomed as we saw it - I do feel that they care for each other and I’m really invested but it’s too strained, too sad.
Gordon & Constance:is she involved in some new strange case or is Gordon cleaning up the Briggs mess? What’s it like, sparring with someone who still has the fire of a young Albert? What does she suspect? (no Albert/Constance, please. Albert&Constance otoh I’m interested in)
Gordon Cole/Phillip Jeffries: does Gordon eventually manage to throw himself into the void (that’s one way of considering a retirement plan!) and reach Phillip? What’s left inside that teapot alembic, or is he the smoke? How did Gordon even get word from Phil - in his pt17 infodump, he seems perfectly aware of the other’s status - what kind of contact have they kept? I love all the fanon I’ve seen for them, if you want to lean into it.
Maddy Ferguson & Audrey Horne: looking for Laura in each other, finding out they’re not Laura through each other? It’s a shame that Maddy and Donna never really got to explore this angle in canon and it’s an even bigger shame that Maddy and Audrey, also on her path toward Laura-ification, didn’t even meet! Or, if you will, wild postcanon meeting. Mfrost said Maddy is alive now, so...!
Dale Cooper & Laura Palmer & Wally Brando: I have a soft spot for Dale and Laura traveling through strange spaces, lost, slowly healing. On this background, imagine, if you will: Wally speeding by on his bike. I need this meeting...
Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield: fiery early days? Dream meetings that Albert will inevitably write off as a product of his aching subconscious? Post-finale where Albert has made his peace with Coop not being part of this world and not even deigning to greet him, except one day Coop is back - with apologies? Post-post-finale where they’re peacefully living out their days as best as they can?
Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman: did they tragically fall into each other’s arms in the wake of Coop’s disappearance? Did they realize they’re so good for each other, but neither of them was willing to give up their life? And/or was the wound of Coop’s disappearance too fresh for them to try to heal? Do they keep in touch throughout the years? Does Albert resign on the spot with a resounding fuck it after the s3 finale and rush to see Harry? Does he stay this time?
Dale Cooper/Harry Truman: Harry seeing his Coop again… somewhere, somehow. Maybe he perceives him in the woods, maybe Coop isn’t all human now. Monster cuddles very welcome. Could be canon divergence but could very well be post-s3. Harry getting closure for waiting all that time in front of Glastonbury and never giving up on Coop… they can live in the woods together…
Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman: basically the sum of the three sides of this triad… give them peace, given them nice things, give them so much love… Coop finding his place in the world and making up for lost time… give time to these old wounds…
Bobby Briggs & James Hurley: once Laura stops being a burning wedge between them, could they maybe... begin to get along? There’s something to be said about their complementary approaches to the bad boy image - besides, Shelly thinks that James was always cool and Bobby does value her opinion! Could also be Bobby/Shelly & James, if the Briggs manage to reconcile... maybe through James somehow?
Chet Desmond/Sam Stanley: reunion fic! Chet’s been AWOL for years, Sam has fallen through the cracks, how do they find each other again and why do they choose to remain off the grid? I would also like to read about them in the present day-ish, handwaving the return and reunion. Maybe they made a new life for themselves. If Sutherland were to play Sam again, Sam would be… notably more buff. What caused that change, was it traveling with Chet, what kind of person is he now? Could they be in Buenos Aires, investigating on their own whatever that shrinking box was?
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Caught Somewhere in Time - Part 3
Word Count: 1,896
Pairing: None (Maybe a very slight OFC x OMC)
Main Characters: Sam, Dean, OFC - Andi, OMC - Max
Warnings: Mentions of injury, Mentions of death, Swearing
Part 1 Part 2 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 (Final)
Series Masterlist
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Supernatural, only my OFC and OMC. Also, the plot line is basically a mash-up of a couple different episodes so I don’t own those either.
Previously: In the moonlight streaming through the window, I read the time of midnight. I silently get up, somehow managing to make it all the way downstairs to my bag. I pull out my iPod and my earbuds and miraculously make it back upstairs and down onto my temporary bed without waking either Winchester. I insert the earbuds into my ears and scroll through my playlists. I select one with more calming melodies. I relax and focus on my breathing. Slowly feeling like I’m being dragged under into unconsciousness, I begin to feel myself drift into sleep. Sleep finally welcomes me into its warm embrace as “Stairway to Heaven” plays quietly in the background of my mind.
Around twelve hundred hours the next day, after getting no particularly useful information from the police or the two victims families, we’re once again sitting around the table, this time eating lunch. I’m dining on some exquisite chinese food from the “modest” place down the street. I finish it rather quickly, throwing the empty container and chopsticks into our makeshift trash can, the plastic bag from last night’s gas station dinner.
“I’m going to get started on some research,” I announce, taking my Raging Bull .44 Magnum out of its holster and placing it on the table. Sam nods, setting down his salad, saying,
“That’s probably a good idea. Want the case files?”
“No. ‘Cause it’s totally possible to know what we’re dealing with without even knowing how the victims died,” I reply sarcastically, “Yes. Of course I want them.”
“Here you go,” he says, retrieving a few manilla folders with pictures and news clippings taped onto them from their place on the floor a little ways from the table where they were unceremoniously dropped when dinner arrived. I set them next to me and pull out my laptop. I turn on my WiFi hotspot, plug in my headphones, crank my music, and get down to business. I rummage through the folders until I find the ME’s reports. Both victims were mummified, that much was obvious, although the how had escaped the ME. The police reports were of no further help. Aside from their COD, the vics had no connection to each other. After today’s many interviews, that much was certain. To further my growing level of frustration with this case, none of the signs were pointing to a ghost or any of the usual suspects. I opened up a new tab on my browser and started rummaging through the surprisingly extensive archive of information on monsters that can suck the life out of a person. It couldn’t be a Shtriga, those fed on children and all our vics were well past adolescence. I found a few sources that spoke of a time god, but all the old gods had long ago lost their powers along with their worshipers and there wasn’t a whole lot to suggest that this god could do this to people. Mainly, it seemed he just had people sacrificed to him and, if you summoned him correctly, he would tell your future so I skim over him. I’d heard of witches being able to give and take years of a person’s lives.
Maybe that’s what we’re dealing with here, I think. I run a search for other deaths across the country with similar MO’s. Sure enough, the map lights up like a christmas tree. Dozens of deaths across the country in different towns in different states. The victims are always mummified inexplicably and they always pop up in sets of three. There was another string of these deaths in Chicago in the 1980’s... and the 50’s going back and back and back. I’m looking over an old version of the Chicago Defender from the 1910’s when I spot him. In the picture, the man is wearing a suit, trenchcoat, and a fedora. He appears to be in his 30’s. He looks very familiar. It hits me like a bulldozer. I’d seen this man before. I look at the article from the 80’s. Just as I thought, in the background is the man from the picture, looking exactly the same.
“Hey guys,” I say, spinning my laptop around so they can compare the picture on my screen to the clipping picture, “I think I might’ve found our culprit. You ran into a warlock that could give and take years before, right? Well, what if that’s what this man’s doing?”
“Could be our guy,” Sam says, “Says here that the person who found the body was a young girl, Lisa Carstairs, on her way home. Maybe she knows who he is.”
“Yeah,” Dean chimes in, “How ‘bout you track her down and Andi and I will start asking around that area to see if anyone remembers him?”
“Sounds like a plan to me,” I say, getting up, “Let’s go.” I put my Raging Bull back into its holster and walk out to Baby, sliding into the shotgun seat. Dean hops in, turns on the ignition, and she purrs to life.
About two hours later, we get a call from Sam letting us know that he tracked the lady down. Turns out, the guy's name was Ed Snider and he used to live down the street from her. After thanking him and hanging up, Dean and I pull up to yet another bar.
“I hope this goes better than the last twenty bars we’ve gone to,” I say to Dean.
“Me too,” Dean agrees as he pushes the door open and walks inside. We walk up to the bar and signal the bartender over; she nods to let us know she’s coming. She walks over after about a minute after finishing serving the person she was with.
“What’ll ya take?” she asks, pulling out a glass.
“Actually, we won’t be taking anything,” Dean says politely, pulling out his FBI badge. I do the same. “I’m Agent Bonham and this is Agent Jett. We’d like to ask you a few questions.”
“What d’ya wanna know?” she says sounding slightly skeptical.
“We’re wondering if you know this man,” I say, holding up the photo of the warlock, “He may go by the name of Ed Snider. Have you seen him around at all?”
“Why should I tell you?” she retorts.
“Because we can have you arrested for impeding a federal investigation,” Dean states matter-of-factly.
“Well… When ya put it like that,” she says, “Ed’s a regular here. Usually comes in around seven for a drink or two. Plays a round or two of pool or darts. Takes a few shots and leaves. Is he in trouble?”
“I’m sorry, ma’am. But it’s part of an ongoing investigation and we’re not at liberty to discuss. My apologies,” I say sincerely. It’s always heartwarming to see people get concerned about their friends. “That’ll be all for now. Thank you for your cooperation.”
“Sure thing,” she says, walking over to another customer.
“So,” I say to Dean as we walk out of the bar, “I’ll call Sam and we can rendezvous back at the house.”
“Let’s do this thing!” Dean says excitedly.
After calling Sam, who sounded very relieved that we had finally found a way to track the guy down, we met back up at the house.
The boys let me have the room upstairs to change in so I grab my duffel and walk up to the room. I make short work of getting my fed suit off.
God, how I hate that thing, I think to myself. My hunting clothes are much more my pace. I pull on one of my Metallica tank tops. Over this goes a black men’s long sleeve Henley that I found at Goodwill (best purchase of my life, ever!). Next on is one of my looser pairs of blue jeans, and my black combat boots. Next up are my holsters. First, I put on my two thigh holsters. Each holds one gun to the outside of my leg with one band of leather going around my thigh and two straps that hook into the belt loops of my pants, one in front and one in back. A chance meeting with a gamer who’d seen me wearing my full hunting get-up had told me that they looked like the ones in the video game Rise of the Tomb Raider. Secondly, I put on the one that goes around the lower part of my abdomen with pockets for two guns in the back. Next comes my shoulder holster, which holds two guns on the outsides of my abdomen. Finally, I put on my custom one. It holds one around the center of my back by attaching to the shoulder holster. It’s a bitch to get on, but the gun is easy enough to retrieve. After putting all the holsters on, now it’s time to load up. I put the Smith & Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum in the one on the center of my back. The Taurus Raging Bull Model 500 .5 Magnum and 6” Desert Eagle .50 AE Mark XIX Pistol go in the thigh holsters. The two guns that go in the holster on my lower back are the 7” Mateba Model 6 Unica .44 Magnum and the Smith & Wesson Model 629 .44 Magnum Stealth Hunter. Finally, my Taurus Raging Bull Model 444 .44 Magnum and 8” Colt Anaconda .44 Magnum go in my shoulder holster. Over all this, I throw on my leather trench coat. It keeps me from looking like a walking armory if we have to be out in the open at all. I had also sown some pockets onto the inside so it carried my extra amo.
I make my way back downstairs and find the boys ready to go.
“So how are we going to do this?” I ask, raising an eyebrow, “We going to try and jump him outside the bar before he goes in? After he leaves? What’s our plan?”
“Me and Sammy here were thinking that we’d wait for him to show up at the bar. We’ll wait at the exits and let the others know when he leaves. From there we’ll trail him until we can figure whether or not he’s actually our guy,” Dean says, “We don’t want to take any chances that this is all just some wacked up coincidence and accidentally kill an innocent person. How’s that sound?”
“Sounds like plan,” I say enthusiastically, “Let’s gank this he-witch and go home!”
He’d shown up right on time. Nineteen hundred hours sharp. Shortly after that, we split up. Dean stayed with the Impala in the front, Sam took the side exit, and I took the service exit in the back. I’d been standing there for what felt like hours, but my watch told me it had only been one. Time always seemed to slow down when I had to wait for a monster to show itself. Finally, he appeared from within the bar. He came out my exit and began down the street.
I text Dean and Sam,
He came out through the back. I’ll start tailing him. You guys tail me. See you soon.
I follow at a safe distance. Far enough back that he won’t notice me and I’ll have time to hide quickly if he decides to turn around, but close enough that if he makes a move, I’m within killing range. I’ve been following him for about half a mile when he stops, looking behind. I quickly dart behind a building.
Shit! I think, I hope he’s not on to me. That’d make things awkward. I peer around the corner.
“Son of a bitch!” I say under my breath. He’s gone. I walk up to where he was and look around. He’s nowhere to be seen. Just as I’m about to give up hope, I hear a sickening scream. It’s coming from within the alley, I run towards the sound. I can hear Sam and Dean running not too far behind me. I turn the corner of the alley. That’s when I see the poor homeless man lying there.
To Be Continued...
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Flying Lotus Made a Feature Film and It's F*cking Disgusting
Steve Ellison, the artist primarily known as Flying Lotus, wants to "show people the ugly," so the Grammy-nominated producer made a film. His directorial debut, under the name mononym,"Steve," comes with Kuso, a new body horror comedy that follows the lives of disfigured men, women, and children living in Los Angeles after a catastrophic earthquake. Projected through a network of discarded televisions, Kuso bounces from screen to screen in a series of interwoven vignettes that depict intimate character profiles set in a post-apocalyptic universe.
The film has made a lot of noise since massive walkouts during its first screening at Sundance back in January prompted critics to call it both "grotesque" and straight-up "disgusting." The Verge went as far to label it "the grossest movie ever made." Within the film's 95-minute runtime, among other things, an erect penis is stabbed with a giant steel rod, a man gives birth to a cockroach anally, and a talking neck boil performs oral sex.
Beyond the profusion of bodily fluids, the costume and set design seen throughout the live action sequences are perhaps the most eye-grabbing components of the film. Kuso combines eerie animation, comedy, bizarro special effects, dynamic prosthetic work, with, expectedly, a kickass score featuring contributions from Kamasi Washington, Aphex Twin, and Akira Yamaoka. The film is also riddled with brilliant cameos from Hannibal Buress, Tim Heidecker, Anders Holm, and George Clinton. Creators recently spoke with Steve over the phone to talk about his hands-on approach to filmmaking and some of the things he learned during this two-year making of Kuso.
Creators: The physical layout of each scene, from the furniture to the props, creates a thoroughly complete image that's hard not to appreciate. How did you and the other writers work with the art department to bring this vision to the big screen?
Flying Lotus: I was so in the trenches with this film. I got to get real specific about the details. Like, the early Tim Burton movies are so him, and I knew I was gonna do that with this movie; I knew this was gonna be the one I got super dirty with. This is the movie where you see things from my sketchbook come to life. I really wanted it to be that kind of project. I really wanted to dig deep for it, but I also had really talented designers around so it was a combination of both. I had this vision of this taking place in kind of like a pre-internet world, a world where the technology hadn't really blown up yet. I wanted to show that mid-90s kind of vibe. Everything kind of stems from that place—it was a lot of fun, though. I love doing all the little details, designing the characters outfits, designing some of the prosthetic stuff, and the monsters.
What was your introduction to animation and video like?
I was just messing around in Photoshop, learning how to make things look weird and funky. And then I just kept doing it. I would have my friends send me pictures and stuff and then I would just do up their faces all crazy, just for fun. It was something else to do other than just draw in my sketchbook. And then it just kept evolving into this thing.
I imagine making electronic music and editing sound translates pretty well to using programs like Photoshop and After Effects. Was that your experience?
Absolutely. That's why it didn't feel completely unnatural to go in that direction. It just felt so similar, it just felt like now I'm editing visual, photoshop layers instead of audio. But I mean they are also so different. I think early on, when I was just fucking around with PS and AE, I saw how much the stuff I made was bothering my friends. They would be like, "Ugh, oh my god, what is that?" And I was like, "Well, something about this is doing something for them right now."
Was it your intention to make a film that would elicit that sort of reaction?
I didn't set out to make this vile film that people couldn't even sit through. More so, I wanted to show people the ugly. I wanted to show people some ugly at a time when everyone is trying to look pretty and everybody wants their face on everything. I wanted to show you your ugly ass in all its glory.
I saw that Eddie Alcazar is one of the producers on the film. Does Kuso feel like a sort of natural progression from the short you made with him last year?
It was all a perfect storm that led up to this. But yeah I think the last pieces of the puzzle came when I worked with Eddie Alcazar on FUCKKKYOUUU. To me, that film was hugely influential in my wanting to make a movie and mustering up the courage to actually do it. He and I became really good friends after that project, and while we were working on it, we pretty much came up with it together. He had the idea, I had the music. But it didn't happen until we met and were in a room together. We just kept exchanging ideas and it became what you saw. And I felt so close to that. I felt like, "Man I can do this. I'm ready. And you know what? Eddie can help me. If he says we can do it, and he knows some people, lets just do it. Fuck it." Then I got some money and so we were like, "Let's make this shit." And then Royal [a short film by Steve] happened, and the rest is history. When we first had the idea, I was already working on some animation stuff, and I had some time off of music, too, so I didn't have to focus too much on that. I had the time I could just carve out for doing something new. So it was sort of like a perfect storm.
A lot of the editing and sound design featured in Kuso reminds me of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and other Adult Swim classics. Did these programs influence your work at all?
Absolutely. I think Tim and Eric and Adult Swim were hugely influential. You know it's funny, I started showing Tim clips of the movie and he'd be like, "Wow! We never pushed this far in the show." And I was like, "Yes! I got you, motherfucker." And it was super fun. Tim was a such good sport about everything. He was so awesome. I would tell him, "Man, I'm like your child. This is the result of your efforts, too." But also, and a lot of people don't know this, but people like Dave Willis from Aqua Teen Hunger Force helped write some of this with me. I mean, Aqua Teen Hunger Force was hugely influential in the film, too. The scene with the aliens and the girl on the couch and shit. That's Aqua Teen right there. So it's got a lot of Adult Swim-ness in there definitely. We also worked with the editor from The Eric Andre Show, Luke Lynch, so he helped me out a lot, too. There's a lot of different influences in there.
You've also talked about the influence of Japanese cinema in your work, specifically horror films. How did that genre play a role in Kuso's aesthetic?
I think more than anything, what I got from Japan was their openness to the ideas; the abstractions, I love that. I also think I picked up the way I like to use the camera, and the way I like to direct scenes. I feel like I learned a lot of that stuff from watching Japanese films, period. Whether it be like [Akira] Kurosawa or Takashi Miike. Those guys are on two different sides of the spectrum, but I always followed how they put scenes together. You know, like, Seven Samurai, I love that movie. I think a lot of that influenced my decision-making with the cameras and stuff. There's one film specifically that I think is the closest thing to Kuso: Funky Forest. I feel like if anybody likes Kuso, if you're a fan of the movie, you should go check that out. It's a really cool film.
In the past, you've talked about using film as a platform to address some of your fears and anxieties, as opposed to railing about them on Twitter. How does filmmaking provide a unique outlet in terms of your self expression?
I think with films you get different interpretations of an idea, and you get a lot more room to play with different perspectives and different voices that can agree or disagree with one another. With Twitter, I just try to keep my mouth shut. Motherfuckers will try and make a headline out of anything, so I have to be careful with that. But with films, I can explore a lot of different things. And I've found that by working on this film and finding my way through this process, I've kind of figured out my place in the universe in a way. I feel like, "Oh, ok. I have to be this guy now. This is my opening. There's nobody in this lane so I'm gonna be this guy right now because there's something missing and I can fill it."
Is the film intentionally ambiguous?
I didn't want everything to be spelled out, but I did leave all the piece there for people. If anyone cares enough to watch it again, you might see something you didn't notice the first time that will make it all make sense for you. I definitely left all the pieces there, or at least I tried to without spelling out.
Are you surprised by the reception thus far?
Completely surprised. The fact that it even went to Sundance, I mean, that's every up-and-coming filmmaker's dream. Regardless of whatever happens, to me that was super fun. At the end of the day, whether or not it was a positive thing, no other movie got talked about as much as the 'grossest movie of all time' or whatever they want to call it. So I was really proud of it just existing in the landscape. It's so hard to even make a movie and just the fact that it can exist and be seen is huge to me. You know I'm new to this shit, so it feels like a miracle that we've gotten this far.
Kuso is set to release July 21st in select theaters throughout Los Angeles and online via AMC's Shudder streaming service. Learn more about the film, here.
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