#baldsuma

[shepscapades]

Hermit a Day May: Day 2 — Xisuma!

I wanted so badly to do his face reveal for this one but I think that’s better suited for narrative dbhc comics >:]

[kiwinatorwaffles]

Wait til you see the sprite of him without his helmet

- 🦐

god dammit /j

[oh-snapperss]

hey man are you okay. im just seeing a lot of baldsuma on my dash is all

EDIT: I AM AT POST LIMIT

[artsy-book]

I would like to apologize to my mutuals and followers for reblogging so much baldsuma. it will happen again I'm sure.

[kingscourthouse]

So funny thing, technically my Xisuma's hair is made from dust. So if he's just hit with a gust of wind he is bald. I too am a baldsuma enjoyer

Suma doodle, I'm spreading Xisuma propiganda. Propaganda for what? Nothing, I just need you to see him today

[lovelosescongrats]

hey what if you followed @baldsuma and joined me in making baldsuma reach 5k

[kiwinatorwaffles]

eyllo just wanted to drop in and say I have hit post limit for the first time bc of baldsuma ^-^

laurie has been keeping me updated and i. i saw your ask from her and i will just say I Am So Sorry but also this is not the first time this has happened to someone,

[oh-snapperss]

Me watching the baldsuma post appearing on my dash 100+ times: hell yeah

a moment of silence for the souls who were following everyone who participated in the balsumapocalypse because it was NOT just me

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma part 3: end my misery

part 1, part 2

[kiwinatorwaffles]

wAIT A SECOND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THE POSTS ABOUT WHAT X'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE

I KEEP ON FINDING YOU YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

my baldsuma legacy will never escape me i hate it here /j

[kiwinatorwaffles]

my friends keep asking me why i always get the saltiest hate anons and tags and. I DONT KNOW? my takes are usually lukewarm to cold and sometimes there isn’t even a take at all like where is all of this coming from

me: we are too complicit in discord's changes and the only way we can change anything is if we actually push back hater anon: wow youre so whiny and immature. companies are always doing what they must to help the customers hater in tags: why are you being PARASOCIAL discord is not your FRIEND

me: [uses "shiny duo" as an example for the overabundance of duo names making it easy to confuse who it pertains to] tags: ummmm shiny is obvious? gem and pearl? why are you making it about a man? sexism is alive and well. UGH! me: hey man isnt it a little misogynistic to say people should immediately assume that shiny pertains to women hater anon: you are utterly incapable of detecting a joke

me: aromantic people are constantly tossed aside with the insistence of romance with this popular phrase fandom uses hater in tags: actually youre wrong because people use this phrase to not queerbait and also when people look like theyre going to fall in love they should fall in love because if they dont its queerbaiting

me: i have adhd. therefore i will post about adhd. hater anon: why do you post about adhd. stop

LIKE WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO STOP IT. maybe baldsuma is better

[kiwinatorwaffles]

ugh omg with your latest post you mentioned baldsuma and so i looked back in your blog and i cant BELIEVE you would baldtruth a BRITISH man like that. didnt you know that baldtruthing has its roots in a problematic trend of bullying european/british immigrants to the us that started in a mall in ohio in 2012???? please do your research before making a joke. im not gonna cancel you over it bc im giving you the benfit of the doubt but consider yourself UNFOLLOWED >:(

(/silly im so sorry omg somethign possessed me)

anon let me just say this gave me a big laugh amongst all the haters. thank you. however i am suffering /baldsuma

[kiwinatorwaffles]

In the beginning, there was nothing.

And before the nothing, there was baldsuma

YOU ALL JUST WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER

[kiwinatorwaffles]

YOOOOO HAPPY 7K BALDSUMA!!

all of you are way too excited about this i think /JOKE

[kiwinatorwaffles]

theres quite a few people (including me) who have made the sacrifice of reaching post limit in the name of baldsuma

you all are evil minions in the face of baldsuma. will the cycle ever be broken? is this a never ending perpetuation of a man’s shiny bald head? we shall never know.

[kiwinatorwaffles]

HAPPY 7K BALDSUMA KIWI WOOOOOO!!!!!

i am in neverending agony thanks mura