#bam margera brainrot

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

Screaming crying throwing up every time

[babybammargera]

Bams girl best friend growing up

[lilithknoxville]

hello! ✨

so like. the jackass brainrot has hit an all time high and i finally succumbed to making a jackass / johnny themed tumblr.

my carrd is https://lilithknoxville.carrd.co but like if you don���t wanna read all that, keep scrolling to find a very basic about me :)

my name is lilith! you can totally call me lily if you want - i really don’t care either way

i’m 23! i was born in september and im a virgo

i’ve been in love with johnny since i was six years old, but i was also a bam girlie too lol. i’m more of a johnny and chris girl now but i will forever hold a soft spot in my heart for bam. him and johnny will forever be the loves of my life 🩷

im a writer! i’ll more than likely be posting little stories and stuff on here! thats why i made this tumblr lol. most of my friends think im annoying for how much i talk about jackass / johnny so i needed a place to scream LOL

that’s really it for the most part! you’re more than welcome to send me a message or whatever. or pls jump into the asks and give me story ideas 🥲 im but an eel and never have any good ideas on my own

Below the Read More are links to stories I’ve posted! This list will be ever growing so keep checking back here for quick links to all of my stories!

Key:

🩷 - Fluff 🖤 - Smut 💙 - Angst

Johnny Knoxville

Quickie 🖤

Needy 🖤

Barbells and Bitemarks 🖤

Only You 🩷💙

Don’t Say That I Didn’t Warn You 💙

Jess Margera

Unexpected Harmony 🩷

[grainy-fisheye]

having both brainrot of bam margera and ‘will & grace’ is wild bc this becomes … something

[dunnswrld]

long haired bf bam has been on my mind a lot recently..

[schrodingersboxers]

I'm not saying I have daddy issues but I will say that I have a totally healthy interest in horror movie men, Tom riddle and Sirius black, the cast of jackass, cky, HIM, Eddie Munson, and Rob Zombie.

[babybammargera]

Me too dude

earlier i cried over bam margera

[bunnykickin]

chris raab my love you will always be famous!!!

[campk1llyourself]

most important photo on this website actually.

[ittydoor]

I totally died for a hot minute there but that’s bc currently Ive been thrown into the most intense love for 2000s Bam Margera. It’s seriously so bad y’all do not even understand, I want to lick this man.

But that doesn’t and will never change that fact I’m a Laurance lover till I die 😎 and therefore unfortunately an aphmau roleplay lover… but I digress.

So I did a friends rate my crushes challenge in the time of my absence and y’all. Laurance my poor, poor boy. All I can do is show you 😭

Hurt my soul fr. The 10/10 is my only bsf who watched mcd, they get it clearly. The others couldn’t get past the fact he was a Minecraft character and literal blocks.

He’s a unlimited amount/10 for me always. If you guys wanna see the other crush ratings, let me know, lotta different fandoms but I love sharing my brainrot lol.

[ftdtdiaz]

this officially was my breaking point

pee pee poo poo ?

Are you talking about these two?

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

I love them with my whole heart

[babybammargera]

“You’re supposed to be rivals”

Bam x skater gf

You had been dating Bam in secret for about a year now, mostly because the two of you are sponsored by rival skate companies, Bam sponsored by Element and you sponsored by Volcom, and didn’t wanna hear any drama from them. You’re both competing today and it didn’t make sense to take separate cars so you Bam Ryan and his parents loaded into Phil’s van and rode there together. Luckily there was no one from either brand to see you both climb out of one vehicle and kiss. Before you can make it to where you’re supposed to be a group of young girls runs up asking you to sign their helmets and you smile and autograph each one. The oldest of the group leans in and whispers, “Is that your boyfriend? He’s cute.” You nod and hold your finger up to your lips as your manager runs up out of breath, “THERE YOU ARE. You’re late! Where have you been? We’ve been looking for you everywhere.” You roll your eyes and give the marker back to the kids, “you guys better have front row when it’s my turn.” You wink and they squeal with excitement running towards the seating area. “Sorry dude traffic was bad.” Your manager grabs your bag and you follow him to your spot in the competitor area and get ready. The girls skate first and during your time competing you spot the group of girls cheering wildly for you and you make sure to hit your tricks as perfect as possible for them and run up to them to give them high fives before you run back to your seat. The boys compete next and your manager catches you paying close attention to Bam but doesn’t say anything until after, “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you swooning over that Margera boy.” The placements are announced and trophies are handed out, you had won second this time. After you take pictures Bam comes running up and scoops you into a hug, “Dude you did so good today babe you should have gotten first.” He plants a kiss yon your lips and your managers eyes widen at the sight. “Ahem. You two skate for different companies, you’re supposed to be rivals!” You giggle and roll your eyes, “oops guess I missed that memo. He throws his hands up in defeat and walks away, “ listen kid I honestly don’t care. Just don’t forget you have a photo shoot with Volcom tomorrow they want you dressed like a pinup girl.”

I know it's short but I got sick and felt bad leaving it in my drafts for so long. I'll probably do a part two of this if you guys want it

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

He's so baby

[babybammargera]

You're supposed to be rivals Pt.2

Bf bam x fem skater gf

(this is the vibe i imagine)

Somehow you've managed to drag Bam out of bed early so he can go with you to the promo shoot your manager is insisting on. You had April help you with your hair first, now your boyfriend is sitting on the bathroom counter watching you do your makeup as if it's the most interesting thing he's ever seen. “Babe I feel like I don't tell you this enough but you're so hot.” You lean over to kiss him leaving him with bright red lipstick that you wipe off with the sleeve of your sweatshirt before he forgets “I've gotta get dressed and you need to fix your bed head before we leave.” He looks in the mirror before following you back into his bedroom, “Well if you didn't want my hair to be this messy you wouldn't have your hands tangled in it for hours every night.” You roll your eyes and start to get dressed, “Keep it up Margera and that won't happen again for a while.” He steals a kiss and actually starts to get ready himself, “Okay okay no need to make threats, especially when I have to look at you like this all day.” You smile and pull on a pair of socks not wanting to have to wear heels the whole way to the shoot, “Thankfully I have skate shoes in your car. This is really impractical like who's gonna skate dressed like this?” You shrug grabbing your nice heels and he grabs his keys and guides you out of the room, “impractical but hot.” The two of you get in his car and head to the shoot, as he parks the car you touch up your makeup in the rearview mirror and can feel his pretty blue eyes burning holes into you, “Bammy you’re staring more than usual.” He smiles and looks over his sunglasses at you, “I can’t help it babe, I mean you’re always hot and this is different.” You roll your eyes taking off your socks and replace them with the tall black heels, “Just don’t get too used to it babe this is wayyy too much effort to be a common occurrence.” You pull him into a quick kiss then climb out of the car, he rushes to your side like a puppy still eyeing you up and down as he slips his hand into yours. Your manager rolls his eyes the moment he spots you and rushes over, “About time you got here come on!” Adjusting your bodysuit you make a face behind his back as you follow him to the skate ramps, “this whole thing was your idea so don’t complain it took so long for me to get ready. I’m here, I look hot let’s do this.” You’re rushed onto the makeshift set and handed a skateboard to pose with, the photographer hyping you up as Bam stands next to her grinning with his eyes glued to you the entire time and not so sneakily taking pictures on his phone as well. Once she shoot is over you sigh and sit down on one of the boards and kick off your heels, Bam strides over with your socks and your “emergency”pair of DCs (skate shoes) from his car, “we could go home and have a real skate sesh on the ramps if you want but my one request is that you keep the outfit on for a while.” You smile and he helps you up after you put your shoes on, “I think I can work with that.” As you kiss him your manager walks up with his arms full of boards, “ before you even say anything I don’t care about you two just don’t let it affect your skating and remember on completion days you two hate each other from the moment you enter the event until you skate, understood?” Bam tries to pretend he’s listening but you know he’s not. You nod at your manager and he pushes the 5 boards into Bam’s arms, “These are yours, you’re free to go home and be out of my hair for the day.” Bam cracks up a bit and mumbles, “you mean lack of hair.” Your manager shoots him a look, “you said something?” You both stifle laughter and turn towards where he parked. As soon as you get to the car you punch his arm, “Really Bam.” His smile matches yours and he tosses the boards into the back seat, “What? I’m not wrong, Dico has more hair than that guy!”