#bars🔥

[hasdrubal-gisco]

the b2b saas joke would be less funny if every b didn't use saas that's ass

[reunitedinterlude]

pharm phantasy

[pacifistsworstnightmare]

PAPERWORK DAY — pro hero!hanta sero

as the title suggests, it's paperwork day :3 torment this man [ SUGGESTIVE AS HELL LMAO ]

a/n : u people will seriously be done with me by the end of today i am fr on a roll with these

m.list !

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[kogglyuffs]

in my defense, i have no defense

[bkwormkate]

Hacks Season 4 Promo

👀🫣🔥

(Plus the extra clip of Deborah at the end)

[ysrjune]

he's devastated because I wouldn't give him head

[ynnie631]

Dear chat,

It is with ill opportune that I've yet to succeed in my endeavors. I seek forgiveness and mercy to those who envision the reality of chaos under my alterations.

Fret not, for my mission is grander therefore persisted through the labored voice of praising oneself to a visualized stance, and envisioned the future of my fruitful words.

I will bring glory and tales to the people.

Children of the past will learn and speak the language of the modern. Transcending their literacy to new depths, I will bring rise to the sigmas: They will speak the mother tongue of rizz; they will sign the ancient sanskrits of gangsta; each and every child will learn and birth the new era of advanced gen z

The ape men will worship skibidi toilet as their one and true deity, illustrating their prowess in the hollow caves.

I will strike the heavens itself if such beings deter me from my shifting.

Reality will alter; reality will bend by my knee. The universe might send their greatest soldiers, but I'll wreak havoc, calamity with a strike of my palm: the novas will perish, the stars will crumble, the universe as it is will blink in fleeting dust, if god forbids such act.

My mission, a feasible desire, that no being nor creature can ever stray me far from.

[badomenslullaby]

Pictures that have made me want to chew on my pillow recently edition

[cod-dump]

AHHH HI

That thing you posted with the water sprayer has given me an idea

Phoenix uses said sprayer to discipline Graves when he’s being mean

Like at the whole betrayal thing in the MWii campaign? Yeah, Phoenix sprayed him in the fact before all the fighting broke out.

Ghost: You threatening us?

Graves: Soldier, I don’t make threats. I make promises.

Phoenix: *Spritzes Graves in the face* Bad, Phillip. Bad.

Phoenix also uses it on Black ice whenever he’s rough housing a little room much with one of the other shadows

-🔥

Phoenix is the only one next to Graves who tries to maintain order with a spray bottle. Black-Ice gets sprayed so, so much. He’s a bit much for some Shadows and doesn’t even realize it. So, here comes Phoenix to get him to calm the fuck down. Black-Ice does wear eye makeup here and there when off the field, so often enough he has streaks of eyeliner going down his face because of Phoenix.

Everyone, not just Black-Ice, has gotten a taste of the spray bottle. Moose when he was ranting about the shit computer he had to work with? Spray. Graves when he was stressed and just being a dick to everyone? Spray. Ghost when he was tormenting some Shadows? Spray spray spray- No one is safe. Price has been sprayed more times than he’d like to admit. And Nik? He’s trying to get sprayed. Trying to be a nuisance because he thinks it’s funny.

Phoenix sprayed Bar once. Phoenix did it on reflex and froze after he realized who he had sprayed. Bar was too stunned by what happened to even react. Soap was losing his shit over it, too. Funnily enough, Bar does behave better around Phoenix now.

[finn-from-adventure-time]

men aren’t people

[trevination]

good luck babe by chappell roan

[catwyk]

softly takes your face in my hands. gently gazes into your eyes. my love... you need to put colter wall's music on your faulkner playlist

[cinnamon-phrog]

[This is all voice-acted btw no ai in this fuck that shit <33] this rap battle has been stuck in my head all day

Yellow won 💅

[fanonical]

🔥

Doctor Who

Moffat era Doctor Who is better, more interesting, and has better written women than Chibnall era Doctor Who

[cheesuschristman]

chappell roan played in the mall ‼️

[astraystayyh]

get ready for another Brainrot fic… as soon as im done with finals as soon as im done 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 hes crazy i need him to be evil in this fic