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[blueflamebimbo]

oh god what a mood

i'm currently in the process of putting together a fix-it nanami fic myself (tho idk if it can be called a fix-it if it's basically "he survived but at what cost" kind of story) and ngl i started to understand why gege has a tendency to push characters out of the sight when they don't fit the plot he wants to tell at the moment because jeeeesus christ how am i supposed to fit him in the post shibuya reality while keeping the required minimum of canon logic 💀

anyway this is the poly higunana i yapped about in tags and it got born out of horny and a joke, so i'm now suffering consequences </3

honestly, sometimes all you can do is write the "but at what cost" fic because there is no way around it, i respect going that route because it is not easy.

to "fix" Geto i had to completely twist Hidden Inventory and include lots of therapy and repercussions to even make it plausible (aside from the fact that i had to twist shit heavily to fit in a y/n reader, yk?)

I thought for Nanami I would not be able to write the "surviving but at what cost" trope because I wasn't TOO knowledgeable about the Culling Games after the Shibuya arc and didn't want to come across as ignorant towards canon, but also, throwing Nanami back in the game with a "happy ending" when the Cullen Games would still happen, seemed like such a hard thing to write for me. so, my only option for fixing Nanami without writing something that feels uncomfortable to me, is to go all the way back to the first episode after Hidden Inventory (episode 6 - with Mechamaru) and make sure the Shibuya Incident doesn't happen at all. Gege, the things you're putting us through to make that man SOMEWHAT happy in SOME timeline...

In theory, i feel like it will be cool if i can pull it off, but i feel queasy just thinking about the research i'll have to do and the canon destruction i'll have to apply to make it work...

... anything to actually get Nanami to Malaysia in one piece, i guess? It's this, or an office AU where Nanami never goes back to Jujutsu society and fucks off out of Japan before the Big Shibuya Booboo™ happens... Also doesn't seem very plausible rn... the kids need their Nanamin. Either way, I'm cooked lmao...

I hope your higunana poly fic will bring some joy and not just stress, though! it sounds so cool, even if it was born out of a hormone induced fever dream / joke. You got this, the effort will be worth it (but i do feel your pain) 🤝

[heyitsdoe]

Doe! How are you doing, friend?

I'm doing ok! It's been awhile but I've just been anti social and busy with life hehe. Hope you're doing ok 🙏🥹

[quartermera]

Since the seconds are allowed, can I suggest again Luffy and Bonney, this time prompt 29 or 30? Idk which would be better for you with any of them, I can't choose on my own 🤭

Gotta spread the agenda for my less popular babygirls 😤

You don't know how happy I am to get a request for those less popular babygirls haha!

And noted! Thank you for your request, Bas!

[joy-girl]

THAT HIGURUMA FANART 😳 Thank lots for tagging me!

Sorry for replying late!! 😅

And no worries! When I saw it, I thought you might like it 🤭

[mew-ya]

I'm absolutely LIVING for the feedback you leave, I am so happy for your joy 😭❤ Sorry, not good with words under being praised, so lemme just say I am so glad to hit the spot & feed your fixations right and alksjksdjhfjhf

BASSSS let me tell u it was a little early birthday present waking up to that Boo fic. and the Kata one just felt sooo personalized for my goofy ass I loved it so much!! you deserve all the praise! 💜💜

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event

"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"

Gift Details ♥ Reader: afab!sub Reader Character: Trafalgar Law Kink: #6 Caged/Imprisoned Prompt: #13 "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Gift Giver: @basilisa-scorpii

Summary: You landed yourself in the proverbial dog house - or rather dog cage, and Law has no patience for you. Certain you can handle your Captain's punishment, you both end up getting a little more than you bargained.

Content Notes: chains, shackles, cage, inappropriate use of the ope ope no mi, non-gore dismemberment, use of toys, vaginal fingering, sex, breeding kink if you squint, two dorks making dorky jokes at the end.

This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB

You tug at the heavy chains around your wrists, knowing they won’t give, but needing the sound to distract you. You move your foot, making the other set of shackles rattle a little. It’s so hard to move your legs though, with your body currently in three pieces. You can flex your toes and bend your knees, but most of your movement requires the leverage of your hips.

There was enough give in the chains for you to move around. You could pull yourself up in a mockery of sitting, you could lay down easily enough. You could even pull the spider gag out of your mouth if you wanted to, but you knew better. You’d only remove it if your jaw started to cramp.

You would’ve just let yourself fall asleep, but for the same reason you needed to distract yourself, you couldn’t just rest while you waited for his return.

Your hips were on the Captain’s desk. Held in place like a trophy by a thick, slightly vibrating, dildo.

The vibrations weren’t enough to bring you relief, and no matter how you tried to twist and wiggle your hips you couldn’t work yourself away from the damnable object to get a moment’s peace.

You also couldn’t make too much noise in your frustration. If someone else other than the Captain came into the office, you’d be on full display – nary a scrap of clothing within reach, never mind your hips mounted on the desk.

After a few more minutes, you were holding onto the bars, trying to will your hips to move as though you could transfer the leverage to them. No matter how you tried to buck your hips, you couldn’t ride the toy enough to cum, and if you could do that then the low vibrations wouldn’t be an issue and you could just nap while you were stuck here waiting.

You hadn’t realized when this started how aggravating it would make you. How desperate and needy.

You had no sense of time, and your initial calm demeanor was wearing away quickly. Or maybe it was slowly, you just weren’t sure. It was hard to hold onto what was a moment and what was an hour when the only company you had was your own, distracted, mind.

Finally, the heavy door latch turns, and someone comes in. You aren’t completely certain who it is until you see the Captain step inside, regarding you with a devious ghost of a grin as he closes the door.

“ ‘Aw, wease.” You struggle to beg, the spider gag stopping you from speaking clearly, hands on the bars of the cage as he walks by and sits down at his desk. (Law, please)

“You’re far more compliant now.” Law says evenly, cool hands gripping either side of your hips and pulling you up off the vibrating toy. “Hm, I remember you saying that little bit of vibration wouldn’t do anything.”

He pushes two fingers into your wet vagina, and you shudder, your legs twitching as you almost bang your head on the bars in frustration.

“ ‘Wease,” you mumble through the gag, a whimper escaping you as he pushes his fingers just a little deeper. “ Ah’n sawry.” (please, I’m sorry).

“Relax,” he says softly, pulling his fingers out and licking them clean for a moment as he side-eyes you. He lifts your disembodied hips off his desk, palms cupping your ass cheeks as his thumbs spread your thighs, opening your wet, trembling cunt up.

The tip of his tongue passes his lips, flicking across your clit once as you shudder against the bars again. You’re a mess of shivering, random gasps and moans as Law teases you without rhyme or reason. You can’t anticipate the pleasure, but it doesn’t last long enough to build.

“You’re keelin’ ‘ee.” You whimper, rattling the cage uselessly. (you’re killing me)

“Don’t worry, (Y/N), I’ll take care of you.” Law promises, the sound of his zipper registering in your ears just before you could feel his twitchy tip against your entrance, thumb teasing your clit in deliciously steady circles.

“-ait, ‘ait!” You gasp the words just before he pushes you down onto his hard cock, filling your trembling pussy in one smooth motion. You don’t know how long you’d spent being teased by the toy, and you only knew you’d wanted more of his tongue between your thighs, but this was stimulation beyond what you were prepared for.

The orgasm overtakes you in a rush, and he’s relentless in his pace as he practically uses you like a toy while you cum against his cock. The chest-deep moan that’s ripped from you feels like it can be heard throughout the entire submarine, but you couldn’t care less. The pleasure tenses your body in all its parts, fingers clutching the cage bars, and the chains are singing in response to your pleasure as they shift against the floor and each other.

You barely get a moment to catch your breath before the pleasure builds again. Law’s pace doesn’t falter, and his thumb teases your clit with damnable precision. Drool slips past your lips in a mess, and normally you’d wipe it away, but you’re barely keeping yourself upright and you don’t want to let go of the bars. If you crumple to the ground, you won’t be able to see him anymore.

You could feel his fingers flexing against your hips. You could see the shorter breaths escaping him. He’d made you wait, but it seemed the time was no less kind to him than it had been to you. Gritting his teeth against the pleasure, fighting to keep his pace as his hips thrust shakily into you. His muscles tense and twitch and he almost growls your name through tight lips as you feel him fill you up.

Your second orgasm follows soon after, Law’s twitching cock inside you and determined thumb bringing you over the edge again.

He takes his hat off, tossing it onto the desk before creating a room. The strange, but familiar feeling of weightlessness hits you for a split second and the pieces of your body are back together, sitting in his lap with him still buried inside you. His hands are rough against your skin, pulling you close as needy lips kiss your neck and collarbone.

The shackles and gag clink to the floor in the cage and you gasp at the sudden, desperate sensations caressing your body.

“L-Law!” You nearly cry, this new pleasure almost over-whelming you after everything else.

“Mm… it felt good,” he muses, and you agree.

“But?” You prompt, the cold vibe of the session was giving way to more warmth as he wipes the saliva from your jaw before kissing you softly.

“Having all of you in my arms is better.” He murmurs, hugging you tightly for a moment.

You almost laugh, a wide smile spreading across your face. “I agree.”

There’s a wet squishy sound and feeling as Law rolls his hips. He’s hard inside you and gives you a crooked grin when you gasp.

“Let’s see if you can cum as hard without the shackles.” He muses.

“For science,” you offer the long-running in-joke with a smirk, kissing along his jaw and nipping at his ear as you move your hips along with his hands.

Law smiles, appreciating your intent. “Science will have little to do with this.” He promises, running a finger down your spine and sending a pleasant shiver through you.

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[smokersbaby]

Kink of the day: spanking Character: Bonney Reader: chubby afab!reader Tw: established relationship, light bondage, fingering (receiving), dom/sub interaction (Bonney being dom), spanking Author notes: thanks to @basilisa-scorpii for requesting this!! You can find the "Kinktober Masterlist 2023" here!

"You're so noisy, hun" Bonney's tone was ironic, almost degrading, as her fingers curled up inside of your dripping pussy, poking that spot that made you mewl her name in bliss.

She had you face down ass up, wrists tied behind your back just as she liked it. Bonney loved seeing you struggle under her touch, squirming and whimpering as her fingers guided you towards your climax at her own pace.

But today you were wriggling a bit too much, probably because Bonney loved to overstimulate your sensitive pussy even after making you cum already, fingers pumping in and out mercilessly and without any intention of stopping soon.

"Stop giggling that ass" Bonney commanded, but you didn't listen as you also started to rub your soft thighs together, teasing her.

Her hand slapped your thick ass without warning, the sound of her palm hitting your left butt cheek and you gasping for the sudden impact filling the room. Then another one came, harsher than the previous one and making your juicy ass red.

"Are you going to keep still, now?" she laughed as her thumb started to rub against your clit, your body struggling to not crawl away from her touch, but you had to resist since Bonney loved a submissive kind of partner.

She spanked you once more, the slap leaving a visible red mark on your buttcheek, your pitiful whines making Bonney chuckle.

"Stay still hun, or you won't be able to sit after this"

[swampstew]

KIᒪᒪEᖇᑕOOK - ᑕᕼᗩᑭTEᖇ 8

Welcome to Raven’s Reading Nook - a small corner of this blog dedicated to cozy story times. Join us in the family room as we sit around and browse our phones, and eat some Girl Scout cookies as we begin tonight’s story. Rated Mature for language. Minors DNI.

Summary: Inspired by this youtube short sent by @basilisa-scorpii <3

*Phone app notification goes ping*

TikTok – KillerCook has uploaded a new video. Check it out!

Title: Constructing Manwiches Description: Making the boys some lunch in an unorthodox way. What’s your favorite tool? 5 minute video. The thumbnail is Killer wearing his trademark blue and white striped helmed topped by a yellow hard hat.

*Press Play*

“Hey everyone! KillerCook here for a short one today. Between the four of us, we manage a repair shop that’s attached to a car garage that we also own for our day jobs. We’ve had some big projects recently and we’re all pulling double shifts to get our orders done in time. So, apologies that I haven’t been making content lately during this lull period! Today, I’m going to prep some sandwiches for the guys so we can keep on working. Recipe is in the caption, let’s get to constructing these bad boys.”

The head chef was wearing a half-unbuttoned, navy-blue jumpsuit with a beat up white tank top underneath. Perfectly chiseled muscles unfairly hidden under the tight-fitting uniform. He tied his apron over his outfit and then pulled out a yellow safety hat from off-camera and placed it on his covered head.

“Presenting: the ingredients—”

The camera panned to the countertop that had a line of uncut deli meats, veggies, cheeses, spices, and seasonings spread out in an organized fashion. At the end of the row sat a pile of long bread loafs.

“—And the tools to make our lunch.”

The camera panned to the kitchen table. Lined across the wood were literal construction tools. A circular saw, a smaller handsaw, a chisel, a bolster, a hammer, a wide head pan, measuring tape, a putty knife, a trowel, a disc grinder, a small torch, and of course, toothpicks.

The next few seconds showed Killer dramatically sliding on construction gloves, snapping safety glasses over the face of his helmet, and tying his hair back in a messy, low bun. The synth-pop beat of a song playing in the background accompanied his video.

As was common with TikTok videos, the next few minutes were short clips of Killer preparing the food using the tools to make the titular ‘Manwiches.’

Using the circular saw, Killer sliced the bread loaves apart. With the ruler he measured the length of each loaf half and then measured the meats, cheese, and vegetables. He utilized the smaller handsaw and bolster to chop the produce and deli ingredients to size. Killer picked up the head pan and began adding spices, seasonings, and wet ingredients, mixing them together with the chisel to create the signature sauce.

Stepping back to grab the torch, Killer used it to lightly toast the bread. Starting with the most cooled half, Killer reached for the putty knife and dipped it into the head pan, spreading the sauce over the bread.

Killer used the trowel to place layers of meat, cheese, and vegetables down one after another, each layer separated with a thin layer of oil, mayonnaise, and Dijon mustard, respectively. Before he placed the top half of the bread over the nearly complete sandwiches, he sprinkled salt and pepper from his fingertips like a diva chef. A certified meme.

With the sandwich constructed, Killer picked up the ruler again and began placing the toothpicks 5 inches apart from each other, using the hammer to lightly tap them through the thick sandwiches. Grabbing the disc grinder, he gave the sides of the loaves a once-over to trim the fallout. Wiping down the handsaw, Killer used it to cut the loaves into handheld sandwiches, the toothpicks helped keep the stuffed ingredients stabilized as he cut them into shareable sizes. A cute spinning logo led the transition to the next scene, the logo flying far too fast to make out.

For a moment, the camera was blurred and unfocused due to four sandwiches being pressed right up to the lens, only to be pulled back by the four hands of the housemates. As the sandwiches cleared the focal point, Wire, Heat, and Kid came into view as they brought their sandwiches to their mouths, taking large bites out of them. The camera zoomed in on their faces as each man’s face reacted to the food.

Each hunk was wearing a one piece outfit – Heat and Kid wore similar jumpsuits to Killer, though Heat was the only one who wore his formally. Kid had taken the top half of his off, hanging over his hips with no undershirt on as his sweaty skin glistened against his sculpted, muscles on camera. Wire wore a short, striped romper, choosing fashion over work safety.

Kid’s dimples were smeared with sauce, a bit of lettuce stuck to his lip as he chewed with bulging cheeks. How the food wasn’t oozing through his wide smile was a mystery. Heat’s eyes were closed as he took bite after bite of his sandwich, flashing a thumbs up at the camera.

Wire had one eye screwed shut and was pushing down the bridge of his nose as he ate his, “It’s got a bit of a kick!”

Instead of verbal reviews, the three taste-testers/lunch recipients held up pieces of paper with hand drawn ratings of the food. Kid and Heat both held up two scythes crossed at the center, while Wire held up one scythe. The redhead and bluette glared at their tall friend who responded with a shrug.

Wire was not expecting to be hit by a sandwich but that’s exactly what happened. From behind the camera, Killer threw his with such speed it appeared as a blur on camera, exploding on impact and showering Wire with sauce, meat, cheese, and veggies. Kid and Heat roared with laughter as Wire frowned at his stained short-sleeve romper, throwing a middle finger at the camera.

The video ended with the frame of Wire going through a glitch effect as the hue turned blue. At the end, KillerCook’s logo floated to the center of the screen before the final video effect turned the show off.

Bonus: The comment section

Bolt.N.Nuts: I’m just a lost lil’ bit looking for my power drill🥺 KillerCook: …I don’t even have words. Are you calling ME a tool? PunkNeverDied69: Your 🍆 dude KillerCook: Don’t bring eggplants into this!

Merry1589: I’m a ground stake looking for the right sledgehammer. PunkNeverDied69: Jesus Christ – Killer what did you start

Seri0usP3rson: My favorite tool is handsome and dumb as bricks FlamingHot420:  Now that’s just mean.

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[joy-girl]

@basilisa-scorpii

[blueflamebimbo]

ahahaha, you're welcome, i had a blast reading your tags. good to know you have lawyer office experience, if i will ever need help with research, i'll know where to head 👀

I'm so glad I could provide some entertainment! :3 I really thought I was being stealthy with my simping, until I heard Hazel yelling from the bathroom: "ARE YOU STALKING BAS'S TAGS?!" - I cackled hard. If you need any information about lawyer's offices, I have got about 2 years of experience in one, so I gotchu, hmu! Ngl, now that I know of Higuruma's existence, I think I may take Hazel's advice and write a self-indulgent self-insert lawyer office AU ficlet with him. I need it - spiritually, biblically, the works. If and when I do, you'll see it here :3

Have a good day, Bas!

[quartermera]

Hello! Love those prompts ❤

Could I possibly suggest Luffy or Bonney for cloud gazing? Or anything you think would suit them if that one is already taken 🙏

Thank you ❤

Hey Bas!

Noted! Thank you for your request :)

[hellandcupcakes]

@basilisa-scorpii

Mosaico procedente de Pompeya

[silenceofthecookies]

Hello! I'm here for my free pass :) But first of all, congratulations for another big milestone! So happy to see you grow, you deserve all the attention :) May I ask for The Supernovas (I know there are 11 of them, you can yeet Apoo out, for the sake of humanity) with big breasted s/o? Not in a suggestive way, rather you know, the hard daily bread of big tittie committee. The bra odyssey, tiddy ache, BACK ACHE, them getting in the way all the time etc. Thank you :) Let me know, if it's not good.

*pick up boobs and rests them on the table* Okay now we can talk big breasts. Sorry this one took so long Bas, I hope you enjoy these!

Monkey D. Luffy

Luffy has no idea of the struggles that come with big breasts. Sure, Nami and Robin have them too, but they never shared the struggles with him. You’re gonna have to spell everything out to him.

It really doesn’t make sense to him. If your back hurts because of your boobs, shouldn’t you just train your back muscles so they can handle it better? Why don’t your back muscles naturally get strong enough from carrying that weight all day anyway? It’s a mystery.

If you tell him your chests hurts, he also panics and tells you to go see Chopper, worried that your heart might stop. He calms down a little when you tell him it’s your boobs, not your heart, but he still suggests getting Chopper. When you tell him it’s normal for big breasts to get sensitive, he’ll say something along the lines of breasts really being sucky if they hurt you by simply being there.

The thing that probably annoys him the most is the fact that you won’t let him pull you around everywhere all the time. One only runs with one normal bra and two sports bras on, after all. Who has time for bra’s? There are adventures to be had!

Trafalgar Law

Law is aware of the struggles that come with big breasts, so your complaints and problems don’t come as a surprise to him, and he’ll handle them in true gremlin style.

He’ll suggest doing surgery on you to make them smaller, listing you the pro’s and con’s of it in typical boring medical fashion. He likes your breasts though, they’re a great pillow for him to sleep on, but your health and comfort go first. And a reduction doesn’t mean they’re gone anyway.

Law has absolutely no problem in going bra shopping with you, doing proper research on what kind of bra’s give the best support, advising you wherever needed. Of course, this is a great opportunity for him to pick some lingerie for you to wear as well.

Watching you find a good position to sleep in is one of his favourite forms of entertainment when he’s having trouble sleeping. He’ll simply prop his head up on one arm, watching you shift under the covers to finally find a position that’s comfy for you and your ladies.

He’ll do some research with you on proper anti-perspirant deodorant. Underboob sweat is an absolute hell, and the sub gets pretty damn hot.

Eustass Kid

Kid does not get it. I repeat. Kid does not get it.

“So your back hurts because there’s too much weight on your chest? Won’t we fix it if we create some counterweight on your back with a backpack or something?”

The worst part is that his crew agrees with him and his ‘genius solution’.

He has absolutely 0 patience to go bra shopping with you. He doesn’t even want to enter that store. That’s a ladies store, he doesn’t belong there. If you drag him in anyway to help you pick, he’s obviously going to pick everything sexy, with total disregard for the support. When you tell him you need a good, supportive bra, he’s out. He had no idea what is a supportive bra and he has no interest in learning about it either.

He thinks it’s absolutely hilarious though when you need to write something and you put your boobs on the table. The first time you did it he just asked if you were trying to get his attention. He drops that joke once he learns it’s about general comfort, though he still thinks it’s funny.

Bege, Zoro, X Drake, Killer, Hawkins, Bonney and Urouge below the cut!

Capone Bege

Once Bege finds out there are downsides to big breasts as well, he tries to do everything to help you be more comfortable. Even if he doesn’t really understand the struggles himself.

First of all, he’s helping you find alternatives to blouses. He loves a well-dressed lady and blouses look great, but if you have to worry about your buttons every 5 minutes, it’s not worth the effort. It’s either an alternative, or getting you tailor-made blouses, that fit you perfectly and comfortably.

When going bra shopping with you, he asks you what he needs to look out for to help you pick. He may be a little awkward going into a bra shop with you the first time, but he has no problems with helping you.

When the back ache gets too much, he’ll massage your back himself. It’s a little clumsy, but he enjoys making you feel better by his own hands.

Anyone who comments on your breasts when he’s around will be shot on the spot. Doesn’t matter if they’re complimenting you or catcalling you. They should know better than to stare at your chest, and they should certainly know better than to do so when he’s around.

Roronoa Zoro

This meathead has no idea what’s going on and is almost as bad as Luffy. Your back hurts because of the weight? Why not work on your back muscles then to be able to handle the weight?

Contrary to Luffy though, Zoro gets it pretty fast once you explain to him that it doesn’t work like that. Not that he’s really one to argue much, women can get pretty scary when they get mad, certainly when it comes to their breasts, and he wants no angry women.

Zoro absolutely refuses to enter a lingerie shop. He is way too embarrassed to go in and even seeing other men enter the shop will not help. Threatening to ask Sanji to go with you though, that might convince him to enter, but his head will be the colour of a tomato the whole time.

He really does not want you to get surgery though. He loves everything about your breasts and uses them as a pillow on the regular, and he really does not want to be robbed of the best pillow he’s ever rested his head on.

He’ll give you a massage when the back ache gets too bad though. He’s actually pretty good at it and has strong enough hands to apply enough pressure.

X Drake

Dead.

It does not take much on your part to embarrass this guy. Depending on where you are in your relationship with him, he might even cut you off and change the subject when you even mention your boobs. He does not want to think about it, for if he does, he’s going to be as red as a tomato.

If you’re far enough into the relationship for him to be able to handle talking about your breasts, he actually gets really worried. Why does life have to be so hard on you? Why are proper, supporting bra’s so hard to find, and so expensive when you do find them? It makes absolutely no sense to him.

He will gladly give you a massage when you’re in pain. He won’t even question it. You can 100% abuse him on his by saying your back hurts even when it doesn’t just so you can get a massage. He will never know.

Trying to find a good position to sleep in keeps him awake (he’s a very light sleeper, certainly in company) so he tries to help you find a good position. And if that good position requires him to be your pillow, or to lie on the edge of the bed, he’ll do it.

Killer

Killer knows. He 100% refuses to tell you how, but he already knows the breast struggles. You don’t even have to tell him what a well-supporting bra looks like. He knows.

Killer has no trouble going bra shopping with you, and his behaviour in the lingerie store is very similar to him going grocery shopping with you. There is no embarrassment, no awkwardness. You’re there to get something necessary for your daily life, much like food, and that’s how he treats it. He will be blushing a little behind his mask if you ask him his opinion on some sexy lingerie you’re wearing though.

He gives the absolute best massages in case your back is hurting. He knows just what muscles to work on, just how much pressure to apply and just how to make it feel relaxing as well. It’s honestly a blessing.

He does hate how much trouble you have with finding a proper sleeping position. All the tossing and turning keeps him awake as well and getting some rest on the Victoria Punk is a rare luxury he wants to take full advantage of. He won’t say anything about it though, because he knows you can’t help it and that you probably hate it just as much, if not more than him.

Basil Hawkins

Hawkins is a no-nonsense kind of man and his mind is very focussed on solving a problem when one comes up. If you complain about your back hurting to him, he’ll suggest laying down or taking a bath for now, and considering a breast reduction. If you were looking for sympathy, you’ve got the wrong person in Hawkins.

With his casual fortune-telling, he does often warn you your back will hurt extra that day. Of course there’s nothing you can do about it, your fate is set, but giving you a heads up is Hawkins’ way of being considerate about your situation.

He will actually use his fortune-telling skills to help you find a good bra though. Whenever you find a shop he’ll be able to tell you if there’s any use going in there or not. It saves you an awful lot of time and frustrations.

Nothing you can say or do regarding to the big breasts struggles will faze him. He will reply to everything very calmly, very level-headed and very no-nonsense. He takes your pain and struggles seriously, but he won’t let you just whine about to get it off your chest. It’s not that he doesn’t want to listen to you, it’s simply his problem-solving thinking that doesn’t stop to think that maybe, you just need to complain a little.

Jewelry Bonney

Bonney obviously knows what’s up. She’s part of the club herself, she knows the pains, she knows the struggles.

Bra shopping with Bonney is really interesting. She curses a lot, threatens a lot of people, and somehow always manages to get at least one bra that fits and supports. If they don’t have anything, she tends to break something because ‘If they don’t have supporting bra’s, they don’t need a supporting business’. Yes, she gets REALLY salty.

Boobs getting in the way is a seriously annoying thing, and both you and Bonney can curse a lot over it, but Bonney will help you find the pro’s in it as well. Have you ever stopped to think that when you lean back a little in your chair, your chest is a table you can put your snacks on? Or that your cleavage is a perfect cupholder? Add a straw and you don’t even have to take out the cup to drink. Total win.

Bonney has found all of the pillow hacks to easily find a sleeping position and now, you know them too.

Even though she has the same trouble, or maybe just because she has the same trouble, she’ll never underestimate you complaining about pains, being uncomfortable, or whatever. She’ll hear you out, let you rant, and get something to help with the pain.

Urouge

Just like Killer, somehow Urouge already knows about the struggles of being big-breasted. When you ask him about it he just laughs and makes a joke about liking big breasts. He won’t tell you how he really knows though.

With him always smiling, it might be a little hard to know whether Urouge really cares about your struggles or not. He does, actually, but he also thinks it’s a little funny to hear you complain. The best thing for him though is when your boobs are getting in the way of something. He thinks it’s funny, certainly when he watches you trash around in bed next to him because you’re trying to find a comfortable sleeping position.

He’s very helpful with whatever you need help with. Need someone to go bra shopping with you? He’s there, though he will make the stupid ‘these are so expensive, I’ll hold your boobs for free’ joke. He’s pretty good at eyeballing which size you need and which models will support you well.

He generally has some pain killers on hand for when the breast pain gets too bad. If you’re at the ship and he notices you’re in pain, he’ll get you some hot or cold compresses, depending on what you want.

[swampstew]

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kata and maren's first meeting is maren trying to eat kata's house

aaand I almost spat coke all over my keyboard LMAO if I wasn't enough in love with them already 😂

LMAOOO yeah. it was actually one of the first things I came up with for their story 😭💞

I posted a little drabble of it here a while back, it's silly and cute! I should revisit it aaa

[psychedelic-ink]

Since the period topic was already touched. Look.

Zoro has a period kink and no one can convince me otherwise. He can smell blood like sake, from miles, and he likes that scent (sheer canon). I bet he knows exactly when his partner's period starts, so since then he's following them like a demon he is.

Oficially, because he's bit worried. And he truly is because we all know what period means. But less oficially 👀

He just waits for permission to get closer and steal a little taste for himself.

I agree with this a %100!!

I also feel like he especially enjoys it because he gets to make you feel extra good and likes being the one to that for you 💕 i always hc him as being such a softie