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Professional chief of security behavior, Odo
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Never noticed that the fish turn away from John when they see him?! Full 180s???
SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert
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(Star Trek Voyager: Season 1 Episode 6)
I wish I could think of a better way to word this but Harry Kim can be such a little shit (meant affectionately) when he wants to be?!
The fact that we only see Tuvok simulate killing one of his co-workers is a testament to his endurance.
#Is this why Harry never got promoted... /j#tuvok#harry kim#star trek#star trek voyager#st voyager#voyager rewatch#bee-woop
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Chapter 12 of A Contract I Regret Signing
Written by SpencerTheDeerHumanHybrid
La Seine And I
~She’s resplendent, so confident
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine
I realize I’m hypnotized
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~
Bumblebee drove towards where he and Nova usually hung out, he didn’t ask her to be there as he told her earlier that he wanted some time alone, mostly to think about his relationship with Blurr. He wanted to confess to him for so long but it seemed impossible to find the right moment, even more so with the situation he was in. He arrived at the usual place but went past it to go to where the ocean was. The colors looked so beautiful and had a wonderful shade of blue.
’Just like Blurr,” Bumblebee thought. Bumblebee gingerly stepped into the water and started to move his pede around in it, creating small, pretty waves. Bumblebee moved his pedes slowly across the water, waiting for a rhythm to come out. He started to slowly spin around and had his arms out and still in opposite directions.
Blurr appeared and saw Bumblebee had started to dance, he hid behind a large, thick tree nearby and peered out to watch Bumblebee dance. He seemed to be hypnotized by Bumblebee, looking at him lovingly as he moved his body in such elegant ways.
~I hear the moon singing a tune
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine
Is she divine? Is it the wine?
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~
As Bumblebee danced his movements slowly became more faster, despite this his movements were as elegant as before. Blurr couldn’t help but stare with such love at him, they watched as Bumblebee easily twisted his body and was amazingly flexible.
Bumblebee then noticed some movement in the water he was in and stopped to bend down and look more closely at it. Blurr followed Bumblebee’s sight and saw that a dark shadow was underneath the water. The shadow suddenly jumped out, revealing it to be a flying fish as Sari called it.
Bumblebee shrieked and started to fall backwards, before he could fall down into the salt water, Blurr ran up and caught him in his arms. Bumblebee looked up at him with shock and surprise. Blurr just realized that he had blown his cover and started to apologize.
“I’m-so-sorry!-I-didn’t-mean-to-follow-you-here-I-just-wanted-to-see-you-dance-I’m-so-sorry-I’ll-just!-“ Blurr was cut off when he heard Bumblebee giggling.
“Blurr, it's okay!” Bumblebee said while laughing. Bumblebee then pulled himself and Blurr up and spun around and stopped in front of Blurr, looking at them with excitement and mischievous optics.
~I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why
That’s how we are, la Seine and I
I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why
That’s how we are, la Seine and I~
Bumblebee put his servos in Blurr’s own servos and slowly started to spin the two of them. Blurr blushed at the contract and even more so when he realized that the both of them were going to start dancing. They moved across the water and began shuffling around to try to get a rhythm.
They eventually found one and started to go into a more elegant style of dancing. Bumblebee lightly gasped when he felt Blurr place one of their servos on his back plates. He then began to giggle when Blurr suddenly took the lead and started to move the both of them around with the grace of a swan preening their lover.
The both of them started to laugh as they continued to spin one another around all while the water was splashing below them, covering both of their legs in salt water.
~I feel alive when I’m beside
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine
From this angle like an angel
La Seine, la Seine, la Seine~
Blurr suddenly picked Bumblebee, his servos still on Bumblebee’s back plates and servo. They started to spin him around at a fairly fast yet steady pace, the moon shining brilliant light on the water and their frames alike. As Blurr spun the both of them around, he realized how much they liked Bumblebee, they loved the way that he smiled whenever he could hang out with his friends, he loved the way Bumblebee always wanted to protect his team, they loved the way that he was always ready to comfort his friends and that organic named Sari, they loved the way that he would always be the light in everyone’s shadow always ready to cheer people up even when he was feeling down.
Blurr realized that he loved him ever since they first saw him and the way he seemed to be mesmerized by the way Blurr spoke. With a sudden surge of confidence, Blurr leaned up against Bumblebee’s face plates and kissed him.
~I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why
That’s how we are, la Seine and I
I don’t know, don’t know, so don’t ask me why
That’s how we are, la Seine and I~
Bumblebee froze at the contact, Blurr noticed that Bumblebee had froze and slowly leaned back out to stare at Bumblebee. Upon seeing Bumblebee’s shocked face, he began to apologize.
”I’m-so-sorry-I-shouldn’t-have-that!-I-understand-if-you-don’t-want-to-talk-or-see-me-after-this!-“ Blurr got cut off when he felt Bumblebee’s lips against their own. Blurr was in shock for just a nano-kilk before returning the kiss, with said kiss continuing for a few cycles more.
Eventually they separated from each other's face plates and looked at each other with a loving look. After a few moments of silence, Bumblebee started to lightly cry.
”What’s wrong?” Blurr said in a slow and steady voice. Bumblebee smiled down and him and replied,
”I always loved you, I’m glad that I finally had a moment to show you that.” Blurr was silence for a nano-kilk before saying,
”I love you too,” They wrapped their arms around one another and started to spin around while laughing, happy that they could finally be together once and for all.
~Upon the bridge
My heart does beat
Between the waves
We will be saved
The air we breathe
Can you believe?
Learn to forgive upon the bridge~
While they were spinning, Blurr suddenly dipped Bumblebee in a fast motion which caused him to grab onto Blurr hasilty, this caused the both of them to fall into the water, salt water enveloping their frames. The both of them peeked their helms and a good chunk of their frames above the water, looked at each other and started to laugh. They were like that for a couple of cycles before they heard soft clicking coming from the trees nearby. They looked at the direction of the trees to see Nova Storm leaking optic fluid and holding a camera.
”That.. was.. the.. most.. beautiful.. moment.. I have.. ever.. seen,” She said while crying. Bumblebee and Blurr looked at her and back at each other before giggling and embracing in each other's arms.
“Let’s go back to the base,” Bumblebee said softly to Blurr. Blurr nodded and waved his servo at Nova as if to say ‘goodbye’ and zoomed off to the base, Bumblebee cradled in their arms. Thankfully from the supersonic speed of Blurr, all the water dried up by the time they stopped in front of base. Bumblebee got off from Blurr arms before looking down and saying,
”Hey, I know that this might be a little fast but.. do you want to cuddle in my room?” Blurr blushed before excitedly replying,
”Of-course!” Bumblebee giggled and led Blurr towards his room. When the two speedsters were on the berth, Bumblebee wrapped his arms around Blurr and laid down on top of him, a blanket covering their frames. Blurr did the same and the two lovebirds recharged in peace, knowing that the both of them will love each other till the end.
~That’s how we are, la Seine and I
That’s how we are, la Seine and I
That’s how we are, la Seine and I
That’s how we are, la Seine and I~
When morning arose, everyone except for the speedsters were in the living room.
”Has anyone seen Blurr? He wasn’t inside his berthroom today,” Jazz asked. Everyone was also wondering why both Blurr and Bumblebee weren’t in the living room as the two of them woke up at similar times. When everyone voiced their concerns about them (except Sentinel, he could care less) Nova struggled to hold in a laugh. Eventually it became too much to handle and she burst out laughing. When everyone looked at her with surprise, she said while still laughing,
”C-check B-Bee’s r-room PFFT HAHA!!” Optimus immediately ran to Bumblebee’s room and discovered it was unlocked and burst in. He froze in surprise and shock as he saw the speedsters cuddling with each other, a content look on both of their face plates. Everyone else also appeared behind him and smiled at the cute display. Cliffjumper, Sunstreaker, and Sideswipe however, looked very pissed, especially when they noticed Blurr’s arms were holding Bumblebee near his aft. Optimus smiled and motioned for the others to exit out of the room quietly, taking one last look at the lovebirds and smiled knowing that their romantic tension was gone and out came a beautiful relationship.
#bumbleblurr#tfa bumblebee#blurrbee#fanfic#they are so cute! 🥰#this is one of the most peak ships#stripper!bumblebee au#tfa#cliffjumper#Sideswipe#sunstreaker#theyre all gonna woop Blurr's aft#NO ONE will date their little brother on their watch!#theyre are so overprotective#Bee loves them but c'mon#he just a lil guy#t4t blurrbee#fight me#i will die on this hill#la seine#thats such a beautiful song btw#its why i choice it for this chapter
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Pov two displeased Teletubbies seek vengeance after you steal their antennae

pov the doctors are operating on you
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Bee!!!
*Gives you visibility vest, with a hole in the back for the wings*
Fly safe, Okey?
Oki doki!!!
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For the record, the main reason BillFord was allowed a re-do is because they were posted before all the current options were available. Later ships aren't likely to be redone based on demand alone.
#not a poll#i still need to redo the transformers ship I got the wrong picture for WOOPS#I also need to find those 1000 bees
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Did Garak ghost write this
put this man in these




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Unfortunately, my bed is calling my name. Never forget that you are all wonderful, my darlings. I wish all of you nothing but the sweetest of days & nights.
The world is so much brighter with you in it. I cannot imagine this fandom without each of you. You deserve so much & you are worth every bit of love & care.
Goodnight, my lovelies.♡
#━━ ✦ kairi * ooc.#(( bee woop positivity in the house tonight!!#(( you're all wonderful & i love you#(( smooches your foreheads
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#star trek#star trek voy#star trek voyager#voyger#captain janeway#kathryn janeway#harry kim#ensign kim#bee-woop
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HI GUYS UHH- So while i'm pondering the next post, time for filler posts again yippie!
I FINALLY MADE AN OC. Took me long enough sheeesh. Anyway this is Bailee Bumblebee, last few images has @iidgm's wonderful THE Roxie Reedcycle
He was made after the Catnap toy recall as a sort of damage control. Not necessarily a replacement, just a "hey look at our new environmentalist character! Wow bees are so good for the environment and they're hardworking and you should totally trust our new bee character"
But apparently they didn't learn from the Catnap debacle since Bailee plushies had something similar to the red smoke, except it was more meant to cause relaxation and happiness. The side effects of it were less obvious, that being short term memory loss, so it flew under the radar for the most part. Must be that chamomile scent of the plushies eh?
In the realizin au he'd be a cool dude. He's like in the middle of Catnap and Dogday energy wise. Bit of an ambivert, likes people but needs his space. Excitable but not hyper, loyal and independant, all that good stuff. Though he does have memory issues and that's entirely due to that different smoke he has. Woops
Within the game, I. Okay so I drew what he might look like if he was in the actual game, and it's under the cut so I don't jumpscare anyone LMAO
He would be a bastard in game. Count your memories cus you'll forget some of em
#realizin' au#realizin' au art#poppy playtime#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime au#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime smiling critters#catnap#bailee bumblebee
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Hooray for body aches! I imagine being their masseuse would be a delightful experience.
Threshold turns 30 next year, so in 2026, I expect to see a lot of salamanders suddenly experiencing back pain for the first time. Salamanders sleeping weird and waking up unable to move their necks for the first time. Salamanders who can't pull all nighters anymore. Salamanders who are horrified to find they're starting to sound exactly like their mother. It'll be their big 3-0! Please plan accordingly
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Prompt 18 (I skipped 17 woops): Tomatoes
Nothing tastes better than extraterrestrial vehicle-morphing virtually immortal highly intelligent robots doing silly little human bonding activities (farming)
High key inspired by interactions with Spike in the g1 cartoon (the little I've seen so far) they're so mathematical
(IGNORE THE PRIME BEE DESIGN HE ISNT THERE NO DISCREPANCIES EXIST)
#transformers#fanart#drawing challenge#optimus prime#art#transformers bumblebee#transformers generation one#transformers g1#i cant even tag spike bc his name means smth else in this hellscape of a fandom 😭😭😭#its actually hilarious im ngl
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HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE !!!!!

#melo family#fam#hehe#lgbtq community#lgbtq+ artist#lgbtqia#lgbt pride#lgbtq#pansexual#genderfluid#any prns#yippee!#happy pride 🌈#pride month#woop#safe space#digital art#ibispaintapp#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#finger artist#bee's art#bee oc
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Tag Teamed!
lee: Bumblebee
lers: Optimus and Megatron
(Please note that any acts of affection in this fic are PLATONIC. These are two dads and their son and will be written as such!)
also huge shoutout to @an0ma1y-th3d0ma1y !! we actually talked aboutcthis in dms and i just had to write it!

This had to be it. This was one hundred percent the WORST lee mood of Bumblebee's life. He was antsy, irritable, and overall a whole mess.
And his dads weren't making it any better.
You see, Megatron and Optimus were always the first to notice when Bee was in a lee mood. And they loved teasing him about it.
Megatron was poking at his side to seemingly "get his attention". And Optimus was giving him excessive platonic kisses on his horns. It was absolutely driving the scout up a wall. By the time the war-framed bots found him, Bee was curled up under one of their blankets. The two mechs knew what this meant.
"Oh, whats this under our blanket, Megatron?" Optimus feigned surprise, clearly being playful.
"Beats me, Optimus. Surely it couldn't be our little bee.." Megatron mused.
"Hm..We may not know, but I think the Tickle Monster might!"
Just as he said that, a pair of little yellow horns peeked out from underneath the blanket. They were accompanied by a faint giggling.
"What's this? Did the little bee poke out his horns?" Megatron teased while poking at Bumblebee's horns. The smaller mech snorted and cowered back under the blanket.
"Aww, he ran away. Guess we'll have to get him back out of there somehow!" As if on cue, Optimus wrapped his arms around Bee's middle. His digits started tracing along the seams of Bee's chassis plating. Almost instantly, Bee popped out of the blanket, hearty laughs filling the air between his two dads.
"There he is! What are you doing under there, little one?" One of the ex-Decepticon's digits scratched underneath the scouts chin.
"NOHOHOTHING-! EEEK!!" Bumblebee squealed, pedes kicking off most of the blanket.
"You're a terrible liar, little bee," Optimus hummed while lifting the scout onto his lap.
"And do you know what liars get, Bee?" Megatron followed up.
Bumblebee squirmed in Optimus's grip, already giggling his little spark out. "nnnOO DON'T!!!!"
Ignoring Bumblebee's fake pleas, Megatron locked both of the scout's legs in a headlock. With this new leverage, he began dancing his digits along the underside of Bumblebee's knees.
"HAHA-*SNRK* AHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAAD!!!" The scout squealed out, thrashing about in Optimus's lap. The other warframe wrapped his servos around him.
"Woah there, tiger! Does it tickletickletickle that bad?" Optimus cooed while scritching behind his horns.
"NAHAHAHAHOOO IT DOHOESN'T!!!" The minibot squealed while kicking his pedes. Megatron held the flailing limbs firmly still, keeping one of the scout's legs raised while his servo kneaded at the hinges of his knees.
"You sure? I don't think something that doesn't tickle would make you giggle this much..." Megatron commented, watching their son cackle for his life.
"STAHAHAHAP SAHAYING THAT!!" Bumblebee threw his helm back, knocking against Optimus's chassis while he did. Nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared him for what was gonna happen next...
Smooches.
Oh Primus platonic smooches were the worst for him. He couldn't help that they made him a thousand times more flustered!! And Optimus's little kisses were the worst because he always snuck little nibbles in..
"I think these sweet little horns need some loving..mwah mwah mwah!" Optimus alternated said kisses between each horn, making Bee flap his arms and cover up his faceplate.
"THEY DOHOHOHON'T THEY DON'T!!!! SQUEAL!!!"
"Oh they don't? What about this adorable tummy? Maybe these lovely wings?" Optimus dragged his digits along said places, making Bee curl up on himself.
"DAAAHAHAHAHAAHAD!!!" The yellow mech squeaked, wings fluttering behind him. Optimus was quick to move his faceplate out of the way.
"Woops, forgot that was one of your weak spots!"
Optimus, in fact, did not forget.
The bigger bot kneaded and scritched along the scout's wings, running his digits down the edges and pinching near the top point. A fond smile appeared on his face while he watched Bee squeal.
Megatron on the other hand(or servo, whichever you prefer) was going ham on the scouts knees and ankles. He gave Optimus a look, and the both of them stopped momentarily. Bee let out a whine of disapproval.
"Why did you st-" The scout onlined his optics after a little while, the sight he saw making him freeze in place. Optimus had both of his arms up above his helm, holding Bumblebee firm. And Megatron..oh Megatron.. He had his fingers wiggling right over Bee's stomach cavity, just barely brushing the surface.
Now if there was one thing Bumblebee absolutely loathed, it was anticipation. It was the worst and always seemed to drag on for the longest time with these two.
"What's wrong, little bug? Did you want us to keep tickling you?" Megatron raised an optic ridge, a smug grin on his faceplate. Bumblebee could feel the butterflies in full force now. All he could muster was a few giggles.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace, little one," Optimus crooned. And instead of a digit, a new little tool was now worked against the crook of Bee's underarm.
A feather.
"noNONONNONONNO PLEHEHEHEASE AHANYTHING BUT THAT!" Bumblebee kicked and flailed, unintentionally arching his stomach into Megatron's wiggling fingers.
"I don't even have to do anything! You're tickling yourself, buster," The warframe teased, secretly moving his digits down to scribble at Bee's sides.
"IHIHI'M NAHAHAHAT *BEEEEEP*"
"Woah, big beep! I'm guessing that reeeeeeally tickles, huh little guy?" Megatron chuckled to himself while pinching along Bee's stomach cavity. Meanwhile, Optimus had been etching the feather's along the grooves and crevices in Bee's plating. First his armpit, then his neck, then all the way down his back and to a little crevice just beneath where his ribs would be. The small scout could barely handle it as his belly laughter filled the room.
"Gosh, you're just the cutest thing! I really could just eat you up!" Megatron cooed to him while leaning his face downwards. Bee's little laughs piqued in pitch immediately and the two bigger bots winced slightly.
"Bee, he's barely gotten to the best part yet! Primus you're such a giggly little bot today!" Optimus teased between little pecks to the scout's horns. The minibot's faceplate was now flushed entirely with pink.
"NAHAHAHAHAH STAHAHAAAAP EEEEK!!" The scout kicked his pede against the bed three times, signaling he needed a break. His dad's stopped almost immediately, their servos now rubbing out the little ghost tickles.
"You okay there, Bee?" Optimus inquired, comfortingly massaging his wings. The yellow mech's engine purred with delight.
"You were giggling up a storm there. And you know you can always tell us when you're in a mood, right?" Megatron reminded him before getting up. "I'll get you a drink. Do you want warm or cold right now?"
"Waharm plehease," Bumblebee giggled, to which Megatron nodded and walked out of the berthroom. Optimus was already wrapping Bee back in his favorite blanket.
"Comfortable, sweetbee?" The truck mech hummed to him. His servos stopped massaging the other's wings and settled for stroking his helm.
"yeah ehehe.." Bumblebee rested his helm on his carrier's* chassis, engine still purring. By the time he shut his optics, Megatron had waltzed back in with a cup of warm energon.
"Here ya go, little guy. Just as warm as you like it," The gray mech handed the mug over and Bee took a small sip. After swallowing, a big yawn came after.
"Looks like someone needs a good rest. Want us to stay here with ya?" His sire** offered, placing a soft kiss to his forehelm.
Bee paused for a second before answering. "Yeah, actually. I'd like that."
The three mechs cuddled up together, Bee sandwiched between his two parents. The lights in the room were dimmed and then Bee was out like a light.
FIN

*carrier- term used for the mech that forged the sparklings **sire- term used for the mech that transferred the fluids needed to create the sparklings
i don't feel like explaining transformers fanon maternity terms please dont ask me i've been awake since 4am writing this(it's 7am at the time of posting)- took me forever but that's one down !!! yay !!!!
As always: Please read my pinned post before sending a request!
#jelly posts#sfw tickling community#sfw tk blog#sfw tickling#tickle fluff#transformers#transformers tickles#bumblebee#megatron#optimus prime#transformers earthspark#megop#earthspark megatron#earthspark optimus#earthspark bumblebee#tickle fic#tickle content#sfw twords#sfw tword community
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I'm sure he'd kill Adam
John Kramer no clue why he’d be in a trap but we don’t talk about logic
#He'd be out of that bathroom in under 30 minutes if we're generous here#john kramer#adam faulkner stanheight#sawposting#bee-woop
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