#begging olmo to please come back and save us from lewandonkey terrorism

[fiveeatseight]

hello!! essay anon here!

glad to know that you're aware of how FT fanboys (especially madridistas) talk about pedri because sometimes when i read their tweets i have to check what app im on. from the legendary backshots tweet to the constantly calling him a twink or ballerina or whatever. im starting to think that casuals have a better read on pedri than some of the fic writers *cough cough*

https://www.tumblr.com/fiveeatseight/773944319603343360/httpswwwtumblrcomfiveeatseight77388202487119?source=share

im really glad that the other anon agrees with me that in any other fandom pedri would 100% be written as a bottom. but i guess since we have a surplus of twinks SOMEBODY has to top... its just so silly that writers saw his maturity and control on the pitch and interpreted it as his actual bedroom preferences. i actually think his being older and more mature than his peers makes it more interesting/makes more sense for him to be a bottom instead of a top.

to be honest! not to be too woke but maybe sometimes we should let one of the other twinks top pedri, in my opinion he's bottom enough! his inherent bottom-ness kind of cancels out their twinky-ness.

https://x.com/pedrihqs/status/1881854403407458411

anyway. crazy sentence aside. the euros, oh my gosh. the entire tournament opened my eyes, and also exposed pedri as the giant babygirl he is.

https://x.com/gaviscum/status/1830809890043859385

i mean this video???? the quote???? THE LIKES??? this guy has crazy motion in the bottom economy. no wonder footy twittah constantly makes jokes about him getting backshots from ferran, they're probably right on the money. and don't even get me started on that video of him and unai... that literally looks straight out of a soap opera or when a husband returns home from war and greets his wife. i had to replay it a couple of times to make sure the cameraman SAW this, thought it was normal, and sent it to the editor.

https://www.tumblr.com/fiveeatseight/773984251748237312/pls-the-dani-olmopedri-dinamic-is-so-interesting?source=share

speaking of euros, really loving the olmo/pedri screenshots you shared. not a pairing i usually think about (probably because we have barely seen olmo play for barca </3) but now i really love the idea of them, maybe because they both are on my ideal barca starting xi. i agree with the anon on that post that it feels like pedri is easing olmo into his friendgroup like you would do with a new boyfriend xd, they seem really cute with each other. i hope we get to see more olmo in a barca shirt </3 esp with pedri

hi there again anon! ❤️

i swear they degrade pedri so HARD when they’re trying to slander him. especially when they bring in jude into comparison, his fans like to say how much of a “physical monster” jude is… and how in turn pedri is just a fidget spinner twink??? 😭

like okayyy closeted shippers. wouldnt be surprised if they jerk off to the thoughts of JUDE giving PEDRI backshots

about pedri being older making him more ideal as a bottom… couldn’t agree more. he has lots of control on the pitch, what better way to release his frustration other than give it up to someone in bed? submissive pedri >>>

bonus point if this someone is determined to crack through pedri’s calm and mature facade 🤌🏼 this is his best ship flavor for me

OMGFG I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO IT WAS CRAZY. my jaw dropped looking at that cause why is that giving mother during childbirth !!! and those are all her caring husbands !!!!

he’s genuinely such a wifey in his group i cant. but oh but absolutely you can see how much unai in particular LOVES pedri

he’s literally unai’s numero uno soft spot. and unai is pedri’s daddy. and yesss the video of them hugging after euros final will feed generations 😭

olmo and pedri relationship is certainly lovely! they have been good friends despite the media trying to pit them against each other (since both occupy the same position in the spain nt squad). but you can find how often they praise one another instead ❤️ it just makes sense that olmo will be in pedri’s friend group (pedri 100% dragged him). and also there are some moments where they do each other’s celes in barca as well! it’s so cute