#being mean in the tags: started rewatching dd and went

[bastiantj]

a weird style test with victim matt murdock and also the birthday boy. that's right. it's mario

[thedarkestgreys]

11 Questions

I am cheating and answering @blackholeofprocrastination (first) and @alittlestardustcaught (second) questions at the same time because LAZY. Thank you for the tags you beautiful ladies! Keeping this under the cut because it’s long! 

1. Do you prefer going in person to the mall/store or shopping online? I will order some things online but not often clothing because I am a DD who is short and things just DON’T FIT when I try and guess what size I need.  2. What’s your favorite fanfic trope? Fake relationship! Or bedsharing :)  3. They’re making a movie about your life. What song is playing in the trailer? TBH the entire soundtrack would be composed of Britney Spears Greatest Hits so probably (You Drive Me) Crazy. 

4. What’s your favorite word? Fuck.  5. Would you rather: parkour everywhere you go or permanently wear rollerblades? Rollerblades. Both sound terrible tbh but I’ll take the one I know I could do.  6. What’s something you’ve always wanted to learn how to do? I would love to learn how to knit someday, and do it well.  7. When going on a trip, what is a ‘must-pack’ item in your suitcase? Neutral colored sweater that matches everything I own. 8. What historical/retro fashion trend needs to make a comeback? The glittery butterfly hair clips from the late 90′s early 00′s because I never got to fully enjoy that trend due to my age. I would rock them now in my mid 20′s.  9. Pencil or pen? I cannot write in pencil. Ugh. The noise it makes when it scratches across the paper gives me goosebumps and I hate it. I HAVE to have pens, I hate writing in anything else.  10. You’re traveling down the Oregon Trail. Do you ford the river or caulk the wagons and float? I die either way right?? Uhhh... I’d ford the river because I am not a strong swimmer and if something happened to the wagon I’d drown.  11. What TV show can you rewatch unconditionally forever? That 70′s Show! 1. Skirts or trousers? I could live in maxi skirts if the weather would allow it.  2. Would you rather go abseiling or potholing? Apparently potholing involves under ground caves and I have done that before and it was FUN so I choose that one.  3. What is your favourite memory? Pretty much anything from my childhood PRE my mom’s bipolar disorder diagnoses. Camping, fishing, little league, looking for crawfish in the creek, picnics. I have four siblings and my mom was wonder woman before she got sick. I still love my mom but my memories post diagnoses are not good ones.  4. What one thing do you think should be taught in schools, but isn’t? Comprehensive sexual education! It is taught in some schools but it’s not the norm. I don’t mean the sex ed unit that gets caught in gym class, I mean an entire credit class that is required to graduate. I went to one of the only schools in the state of PA that had comprehensive sex ed as a graduation requirement and it was taught to FRESHMAN and probably one of my fav classes in high school.  5. There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types? One who have read Harry Potter and ones who have not.  6. What’s your favourite word? I’ll repeat my above answer; fuck.  7. You’re trapped in a TV show for a month. Where would you choose? BROOKLYN NINE NINE!!!! 8. How different was your life one year ago? Well.. I am no longer friends with someone who was a very negative attention seeking self centered individual and it’s been great because they were EXHAUSTING. I'd like to believe I’m a better person now because of that, that I’ve gotten better at trusting my gut instinct when it comes to people and that I refuse to waste my time/energy on certain types of people that refuse to see themselves as anything but flawless.  9. What city would you most like to live in? Any city that does not experience winter like where I live does. 10. As you get older, what are you becoming more afraid of? I really want kids but the idea of being pregnant freaks me out for various reasons. I’m comfortable with children obviously but pregnancy in general does not sound pleasant and neither does childbirth and once we start trying to have kids I’m probably going to be A Mess.   11. What’s your favourite film quote? Then, what shall we die for? You will listen to me! Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here, to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons. They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do. By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen. Hoist the colors! - Elizabeth Swann in POTC At World’s End.  I AM NOT TAGGING ANYONE ELSE because I have already done this tag recently and coming up with questions is hard and I’d have to pull out FMK involving the Trump Admin and NO ONE WANTS THAT.