#benjianswers

[johnny-jhonny]

for the drafts ask game can we please see posts number 9, 18, and 23

anonnie this Terrified me for a second because i thought i had accidentally reblogged one of those writers ask games??? did Not realize you meant the drafts post game i mentioned in a hashtag like what a week ago? . anyways.

number 9. drafted this so i could remember to come back to it when i finally re-read through pnat so i can make a proper analysis of whatever the fuck is gonna happen with johnny nd forge <3

18. not sure why i didnt post this one actually its a banger . i'll post it after this . also shout out to tunglr user isabelguerra for infecting me with izjo thoughts, theyve been in my mind for the past like 2 weeks . i can be normal about them sure. totally.

23. another banger that i actually probably should post. i made a post on my main once that said smthn like "the reason why i have so many drafts is because i let them marinate to see if theyre actually good or not, and if theyre funny enough they get to live. if they arent i take them out back like the sick dogs they are", and i still stand by that

anon u are so lucky these ones aren't that bad. you really are.

[johnny-jhonny]

DID YOU SEE. THE NEW UPDATE.

NO??? I HAVE NOT??? is this related to the ominous SOON tag on that one post. is my boy ALIVE. is it worth spoiling myself for. probably yeah actually hold on

[johnny-jhonny]

hi isabelguerra here. in appreciation for the wizau ask id also like to contribute to the drafts game, id like to request 14 15 and 16 please :) i hope i get a bad one if i get a bad one i’ll post a bad one of my own

i love tumblr its such a good website. i love it when it doesnt give me notifications of asks sent by my beloved (in spirit. since i think youre on a sideblog) mutuals. i lovesa it. unfortchnatly the proposed Horrid Drafts Pack will not come to fruition since these ones. are mostly normal.

14. you probably know where i was going with this draft but i realized i would need to Actually reread pnat. and rmbr How The Characters Act to make this post accurately (because we're all about character accuracy for stupid shitposts here on johnnyjhonny.tumbr.com) . also i decided it would be ed whod play hypixel . dont look @ me. i still cant find that post btw .

15! unironically. this is what has kept me from rereading pnat . i know i dont Have to be big into theories to understand and like reading pnat but like, i feel like the theories thing is a very very big point of pnat if that makes sense. idk man i gets overwhelmed when i have to actually Think. what can i say

16, i actually. did make this post but at a later time. i had an idea for a different post so i drafted this one and then felt. weird posting it afterwards . because the timeline of it now felt Off. and thus it got sent to the shadow realm (drafts)

[johnny-jhonny]

i want to do the draft ask game too!!!!!!! drafts 2, 13, and 21 pls :D

omg hi anonnie. i was Not expecting ppl to actually want to see my drafts tbh. anon u rlly lucked out on these ones aswell. doesnt anyone have a number that will give them a fucked up answer/draft (< ignore my tone this is a good thing u do not wanna see some of the things in here)

numbah 2. can you believe ive had this blog since like august. whatg the fuck. i still think this draft is rlly funny. ominous ass archive .

13 . i still stand by this aswell . explode him explode him explodes him

21. ALSO STILL TRUE is there a word for when you say a word too much it doesnt sound like a word anymore. wait hold on i'll just look it up im on the intered webs < THERE IS. Semantic satiation. that is so cool actually. ur welcome anonnie i taught u smthn new. probably.

i also dont know why is italicized like that and frankly i do not care enough 2 fix it. get italicized IDIOTE.