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firawren · 6 months ago

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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

#pride and prejudice crack #pride and prejudice #jane austen crack #jane austen #mr bennet #my stuff #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k #10k #15k #20k

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peppermintsandbones5 · 5 months ago

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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

#tell me I’m wrong #pride and prejudice #jane austen #lydia bennet #pride and prejudice 2005 #bbc pride and prejudice #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy

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nessa007 · 22 days ago

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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linusbenjamin · 1 year ago

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Pride and Prejudice 2005 ☼ dir. Joe Wright

#pride and prejudice #papedit #filmedit #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #nikolatexla #giffed this scene solely for this tweet #this shot is impeccable

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beebeedibapbeediboop · 7 months ago

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Mr. Darcy is my little meow meow

#artists on tumblr #illustration #fanart #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #fitzwilliam darcy #elizabeth bennet #are you surprised to see pride and prejudice art on your dash?#so am I

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fivendandelions · 28 days ago

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) — dr. Joe Wright

#pride and prejudice #papedit #pride and predjudice 2005 #*edits #mr darcy #elizabeth bennet #movieedit #usereena #usermovies #filmedit #userrlaura #tuserpris #useryolanda #dailyflicks #dailyfilms #gifs #movie #filmdaily #filmgifs

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bennetsbonnet · 2 months ago

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (6/?)

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 1995 #jane austen #mr collins #elizabeth bennet #mrs bennet #mr bennet #lydia bennet #mary bennet #jennifer ehle #pride and prejudice 95 #pride and prejudice text posts #shitpost #pics you can hear... SLUUUUUUUUUUMBEEEEER DEAAAAAR MAAAAAAID #makes me thankful i'm slowly going deaf #<- look if i don't joke about it i'll cry so #cannot believe how well this text post fits elizabeth in this scene skgskjsk #longbourn IS essentially a circus #never more so than when mr collins comes to visit

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mithrandirl · 3 months ago

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Apparently Lady Bathurst is redecorating her ballroom in the French style. A little unpatriotic, don't you think?

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #elizabeth bennet #fitzwilliam darcy #caroline bingley #filmedit #prideandprejudiceedit #perioddramaedit #austenedit #*#usertoph #usersugar #usereme #userbennet

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tuserlivia · 3 months ago

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005, dir. Joe Wright

#pride & prejudice #keira knightley #elizabeth bennet #filmgifs #moviegifs #dailyflicks #tvandcinemas #perioddramasource #filmedit #movieedit #tuserlivia #tvandfilm #joe wright #cinema #cinematv #cinemapix #fyeahmovies #filmtvcentral #jane austen

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tyrannosaurus-trainwreck · 4 months ago

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Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

#pride and prejudice #gif #if he'd actually thought about it he would have been immediately lost in the planning-phase sauce #'Bingley get in here'#'Bingley our only hope is a gate hinge maneuver'#'Bingley even the Bennets can't wage a war on two fronts'#'Bingley we need to synchronize our watches'#man's been successfully running an estate the size of a small country since he was like 18 #he sorted out Bingley's household affairs for fun #took him roughly five seconds to run Wickham down and shake him like a terrier with a rat until he married Lydia #if he'd stopped to plan it would have been A Plan and it would have been a very different fight

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firawren · 8 months ago

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