#beyond the shitpost there's an actual point: valjean's self-image issues are so deep-seated they would take yeeeears of unlearning | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lesbianslugreaction · 2 months ago

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Post-Seine Valjean whenever Javert leaves the house: Surely he has realized he can do much better than an ugly old convict like me. I have continuously tainted him with my presence, and he secretly despises me. He has left Paris already. He is getting his beautiful hole creamed by some despicable, horrendous man. He is mine, but I cannot have him. I detest whichever lucky man gets to have him. It is his right to leave me. He should go; I deserve it. Should I starve myself to death?

Javert whenever he leaves the house: I🫃cannot❌ wait😫to➡️return🚶‍♂️home🏡so😌my🫦hot🌶️beefy🍖dilf🎅boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨can🥫dick🍆me🥴down⬇️

#this is canon. the truth's light was simply too bright and it blinded victor hugo in his attempt to accurately tell their story😔#valjean is conjuring up cruel and unusual scenarios wherein javert gets fucked by other men and seethes with jealousy over it #meanwhile javert has never as much as looked at another man. every man he was attracted to turned out to be jean valjean anyway #beyond the shitpost there's an actual point: valjean's self-image issues are so deep-seated they would take yeeeears of unlearning #javert (though messed up) doesn't have the same level of trauma and his healing would be somewhat faster (that or his path's just different #eventually they can work it out though. in the meantime they can both enjoy a good angsty possessive dicking down😌#later they can enjoy an even better but still possessive dicking down without the angst🩷#les mis #valvert #jean valjean #javert #les miserables

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