#big omtai post

[omtai]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[pikslasrce]

@sexchangedotcom tagged me to post my top albums from this year <3

ive listened to so many albums this year so i picked the ones that i remember having strong feelings abt at some point or another... there are many that i could list and many that would be on the list had i not listened to them only once and dumped in the big playlist to get lost in the shuffle 😭

anyways ill tag uh. @propalitet @omtai @smileymoth @jtbb and whoever else wants to do this.. consider yourself tagged <33

[chocopinda]

Thank you @insanityofvaas and @themadknightuniverse for the tag <3

Relationship status: In a complicated relationship with myself, let's not involve anyone else for now.

Favorite color: Deep purple-ish reds, and bright yellows. But I'm not picky.

Song stuck in my head: Cowboys Don't Cry by Oliver Tree.

Favorite food: Burritos.

Last thing I googled: Lighter png.

Dream trip: Somewhere where it's kind of chilly and I can take nice walks in nature or big cities.

Something I want right now: Less stress over posting my art, and as of writing this I just posted some to make this wish come true. A little snack would be nice too :).

tagging, @kettleghost @bluewaterlily @el-michoacano @omtai @zurdoabsurdo

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[omtai]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[omtai]

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

[omtai]

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

i like that we see ^_^ as a smile even though its mouth is totally straight. Its happiness is so radiant it need not smile to let us know!

[omtai]

laughed out loud

[omtai]

everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?

[omtai]

she easy on my peasy till i lemon squeezy