#bildaddy answers (eventually)

[bil-daddy]

bildaddy gives everyone else ox ribs but has anyone offered bildaddy any? (platonic)

Once yeah. Can't find the post now though. And if anybody saw me crying cause I was so touched, no you didn't. I'm not crying now, either. I've just got something (platonic) in my eye.

[shutanictemple]

I'd like to make a donation of one (1) bebe(cat[suspicious])

Thank you for your generous donation one (1) bebe(cat[suspicious]) to the Shutanic Temple. (This may be the first donation of a cat we have received--@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, please confirm.)

As a show of our gratitude, please accept these useless useful address label stickers,

along with this black-and-white photo of a sad kitten

to guilt encourage you to donate again in the future. Perhaps additional cats to keep your original donation company?

[bil-daddy]

you and @uziraphale are the most couple goals couple ive seen here /pos

Thanks, kid. I couldn't agree more. Have an ox rib (platonic)

(but I still read 'pos' as 'piece of shit' not positive every single time)

[bil-daddy]

Are you skilled enough in obstetrics and shoemaking, that you can craft shoes for a baby inside the womb, so when it's born it already has shoes on?

Obviously. Not-Ennon, not-Keziah, and not-Jemimah all had shoes on when they were born, didn't they?

[bil-daddy]

my friend saw fanart of you today and asked “is that Jesus??” lmao

Close enough, really. But I suffered more.

[bil-daddy]

honest question does bildad use a bildo? thank you for your time -🍑

On myself or on @mrazfellco? Cause the answer to your question depends on that

[bil-daddy]

@bil-daddy Daddy is it true angels go on top of Christmas trees? Will @mrazfellco Papa be ok on top of the tree?

Aziraphale's gonna be just fine...

(hope @mrazfellco doesn't mind my christmas tree leans a little to the left)

[bil-daddy]

Gayer than a tree full of goats of nitrous oxide?

Yup (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

You evil???

Incredibly evil. The most evilly evil demon normal human person you'll ever meet.

[bil-daddy]

[bil-daddy]

u hot :)

Aren't I just?

[bil-daddy]

Do you mind if people info dump about their love life in here?

Spill the tea (platonic)

(sorry @mrazfellco)

[bil-daddy]

When I get top surgery I will donate the leftover tits to you

Thanks in advance, kid (human). Hope more will follow your example.

Hey, everybody! Donate your tits to the @shutanictemple!

[bil-daddy]

merry Christmas bildad! (platonic)

...and a happy New Year (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

Bildaddy my religion prohibits cutting of hair so I chopped this off and got a mullet

I'm guessing there was a little more to your decision to cut your hair than 'my religion forbids it and that makes me really wanna do it.'

So congratulations on making the right choice for yourself, be it cutting off your hair and getting mullet, or cutting off the religion entirely if that's something you want to do. Your body belongs to you, and you get to decide how to honour it. For some people, that's following the rules of their religion, and for other people it's making up their own rules about how they wanna look. I'm proud of you for making your own rules, kid (human).

Have a mullet and an ox rib (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

Look at my Christmas gift from my parents.

Also one time my mom showed me and my dad a video of David Tennant (who ever that is) a day the end they showed a picture of you. I started stimming and then proceeded to info dump about you ti my father who didn’t care.

Can’t believe he didn’t want to hear about our favorite midwife/cobbler

I think we can still win your dad over. After all, he and your mum got you an I Heart Bildad the Shuhite pin. That's already halfway there. Give him this ox rib (platonic) from me, and he'll be a stan before you can say "Then this is your lucky day!"