#bioniculled

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Conner and bizarro finally meet

on a random lonely day in the Kansas country side, Conner is rocking in a rocking chair reading a book lex got him. it's a big fat comic collection about this guy who works with the FDA for some reason and he's honestly just enthralled. there's a whoosh sound and suddenly Jason and bizarro appear, Jason has his arm over the shoulder of bizarro as he waves over to Conner. Conner is pretty confused who the other guy is.

Conner: hi Jason, who's with you?

Jason: oh this is bizarro, he's kind of my son.

Conner: since when?

Jason: since ages, lex basically was going to kill him but we accidentally broke him out of his containment. long story short he's here he's my son.

bizarro: *waves* bye! I'm bizarro

Conner: hi bizarro

Jason: don't mind him he's words are a bit backwards, something about the programming didn't quite work. all negative verbs and such are positives and all positives are negatives. we are working on it right buddy?

bizarro: I'm resting on it!

Jason: speech therapy is hard, he's perfectly normal he just has some mixed up brain functions. lex actually managed to reverse alot of the degenerative disease problems, so you know bizarro is just struggling with a few things. he's doing way better than before though right buddy?

bizarro: I'm not fine, I'm doing bad! red is doing a bad job

Jason: aw, thanks. I try, we really have to work on the negative verbs, but it's fine we can try again later. anyway I wanted you to meet your brother bizarro!

Conner: *holds out hand* nice to meet you bizarro, what do you like to do?

bizarro: I hate… reading books and watching movies, it’s not fun.

Conner: oh! I love reading books, I have some if you want one.

bizarro: I’m not interested, I hate reading. No thanks!

Conner: wait here I’ll go get one!

Conner runs into the house to go grab some books, he didn’t really know he had a brother but this was kinda cool. Even if it came out of nowhere.

Conner: I have.. Julia Gillard’s cookbook, pride and prejudice, moby dick, and.. bionicules? Honestly I don’t think I’ll read them again so you can have them, my gift!

Bizarro looks at Conner and smiles, he takes the books and starts reading them on the floor of the patio.

Jason: I know I should have called you, but we never have the chance to meet up.

Conner: it’s fine, honestly. I was just reading some comics, been a long week. Just wanted to soak up some sun, since Lex was nagging me about it.

Jason: Lex??

Conner: oh I didn’t tell you, yeah we are kinda trying to fix things between us. I think it has something to do with the whole kryptonite induced cancer, thing. He surprisingly actually does not mean any harm to me, it's so weird.

Jason: damn, even Lex of all people is trying to mend his relationships. Never thought I’d see the day.

Conner: oh it was weird, he came up to the house and actually apologised to me. Lex. APOLOGISED

Jason: NO WAY, I don’t believe you *crosses arms*

Connor: I wish I had it on tape, but no he did. It was so weird, then he told me he actually was pregnant with me.

Jason: wait… *murmurs* when would that have been.

Conner: oh a couple years ago as I’m about 4-5 now.

Jason: oh yeah he did basically disappear for a whole year one year, kinda thought he had some sort of horrible injury or assassin on his tail. Didn’t really think he was having you?

Connor: honestly I would not know, because again didn’t exist yet.

Jason: that’s actually around the time bizarro was made actually, well a year or 2 beforehand.

Connor: yeah makes sense, wait. bizarro is older than me?

bizarro: I'm younger than other superman.

Connor: true I do think your older than me, does lex keep saying anything about dissolving DNA to you guys?

Jason: on yeah that's what originally happened to biz over here, right buddy?

bizarro: me DNA re- reconsti- reconstituted.

Connor: oh damn, that most be why he is motherhen'ing so bad. "you really should be checking for it every 2 weeks" as lex says to me fortnightly now. ugh annoying.

Jason: really? guess I'll take his advice that does unironically sound like a good idea. Connor, well this has been nice. but we have to go or we are going to miss family dinner. see ya

Connor: honestly nice that you dropped by, nice to meet you bizarro!

bizarro: hi other superman!

Connor: you can call me Kon if you like

bizarro: hi Kon!

Connor: see you both enjoy the books! I'm sure bizarro will enjoy them

Jason: oh totally pride and prejudice is my favourite, I was looking for a copy for biz actually it's a wonderful gift, nice seeing you! see you next time for the space pirates?

Connor: always, those fucking space pirates though

bizarro: I love space pirates, they are the best

Connor: lol you're so right, bye guys!!

bizarro + Jason: bye!!!!

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(( @bioniculled BLESS u for being up this early/late for wherever u are, yeah its pretty wild but also, oh my gosh, the WORST possible time I could have picked probably))

[crepuxulum]

@bioniculled replied to your post “D »—> I do not understand why the lot of you go on about being touch...”

Didn't know you like touching randos.

D »—> Even if that was an impulse I had, I am very much incapable, unless I want to cause a great deal of harm

[chaptalizinggirasol]

I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAVE BOOBS.

[spadebait]

@bioniculled

NOOOOOO! NO, I’M NOT! I’M MONETIZING MY NAPS AND CHORES.

[techbromania]

@bioniculled

Hey Dirk, wanna see my empire-assigned waifu?

[trainstoppin]

what, dd i stutter? there can be no both. nasty OR sexy!

[machiavelleon]

bioniculled replied to your post: ((u ever just randomly remember a really bizarre...

(( how is that a quirk…..

((i know omg!!!! it was the worst i couldn’t handle it i had to leave))

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bioniculled replied to your post “Three years………!  I have always made it known that these things could...”

@orbviously Do you know if there’s any way to get that back?

I do not know... I imagine only Dr Eggman would be able to restore our memories at this time.

Although, we seemed to remember our friend Big the Cat after we touched him, and I remembered Cubot after we knocked heads together... 

Of course, it made me feel very dizzy.

[chrestomathicguidant]

bioniculled‌:

I could look up the same shit on the internet and know ten times as fast about ten times as much knowledge when it comes to that shit.

It’s called rabbit holes.

The internet can 9nly d9 s9 much as c9mpared t9 a 699k. I supp9se there’s easier accessi6ility, 6ut.. 699ks als9 can take y9u anywhere. Sitting and reading in the rain 9r in a nice r99m with a warm 6everage is the 6est feeling in the w9rld.

[chaptalizinggirasol]

@bioniculled

ARE YA ASKIN TA GET THE SOUL SMACKED OUTTA YOU.

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@bioniculled

#I’m assuming you’re the ghostie goo over on the right there. #Your sideburns are to fucking die for my guy. #Hella thick like how I like my ‘gurt ya feel me dog? #Other people

THAT ASSUMPTION IS CORRECT. I’M THE QUESTIONABLY SOLID FIGURE THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE WAS HATCHED LESS THAN A SWEEP AGO.

AND THANKS, I THINK. I’M NOT SURE WHAT ‘GURT IS SLANG FOR, BUT I AM ASSUMING THIS IS JUST SOME CLASSY APPRECIATION OF SPECTACULAR FACIAL HAIR AND I’LL ACCEPT IT, DOG.

[jlalondes]

ladies ur both big homosexual

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