#blahaj talks

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

You know, I love how we all agree Narinder’s third eye cannot lie

Like he can look so annoyed with the Lamb but the third eye is like “I want you carnally” and just full blown dilation

And everyone is aware of this except for Nari himself

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Oh god I’m Shakespeare to people OH GAWD

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Shamura going to a god meeting with whatever few remaining gods there are and they come in with a big smile and everyone is correctly concerned

Halfway through the meeting, they stand to speak and say, "You wanna see what I got?" And they take out little kitten Narinder from their cloak

Who also has the Red Crown

IT WAS ALL A TRAP!

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Just saw a post where it was two little kids, one 10 and one 7, and their mom said they can say one curse word and she wouldn’t be mad

The okder one whispered “Damn”

While the younger stood up on the table, RIPPED HIS SHIRT OFF and yelled “FUUUUUUUUCK!”

And if that doesn’t scream Baal and Aym, idk what does

[four-ravens-in-a-trenchcoat]

As we are approaching that time of the year, this is your friendly reminder/PSA from a Swedish person that the ä in Gävlebocken actually matters and that you should spell accordingly (or don't, I'm not the boss of you, but know you are Wrong)

Å, Ä and Ö are considered separate letters from A and O in Swedish. It would be like me substituting every E with an O when I spell English words, not like removing an accent from a French word. They have their own place in the alphabet!

Ä and A have different vowel qualities which affect sounds around them. Ä is "soft" and A is "hard", which means that Ä changes the pronounciation of certain sounds before it. Like G for example

Gä is pronounced similar to 'yeah' while ga is pronounced with hard/regular g and a long a like in 'garden'. Thus, Gävle and Gavle reads very differently

Same goes for Ö/O, but Å is also hard

It annoys me so much to see it and I can't be alone in this

Pro tip: The same principle applies to other Swedish words, like tumblr's beloved BLÅHAJ. Blahaj is a word with stress on the second syllable and not the first, and also happens to mean 'bullshit/nonsense'. So if you want to talk about your plushie blueshark and not a nonsense thing someone just said, I suggest spelling with an Å.

Don't feel bad if you didn't know this, most people don't. And a lot of other languages do treat letters with diacritics like special versions of the letter (we do it with e and é). I'm telling you this to clear up misconceptions

It's also resulted in the fun phenomenon of so-called "rock dots" wherein bands will put dots on letters in their name because it looks cool, which makes them sound really stupid when pronounced in Swedish. Think Motörhead and Blue öyster cult

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

What is that?

Imma google

(One google search later)

AAAAWWWWWW YIIISSSSSSS!!!!! THAT'S A WIN!

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

So I rember seeing a post of doodles where it’s Sozo and Helob and one of Sozo’s thought was “The giant spider WASN’T A HALLUCINATION???”

Which is getting me thinking

What else would Sozo think was just a figment of the imagination of a mind so high?

Do you think he thought the Bishops weren’t real? That would be real funny

Heket: Bow down to me mortal!

Sozo, high off his ass: Heehoo froggo

Heket: … what?

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Kallamar and Leahy take bets on who is gonna enter the medic tent

The only condition is Leshy can’t actively cause harm to people

So far it’s 50/50 on who’s right

[l1lmab3ans]

I have always felt like I personify inanimate objects too much but this is physical proof that it might be a problem:

I can’t cuddle with him in my own bed because he’s a gift for a friend, but I didn’t want him to be cold and uncomfortable so I made a little bed for him on my chair with a throw pillow and a baby blanket. Now he looks so cozy!!! Why do I do this!!!??? He’s not alive!!!!!

Now I gave him his own stuffed animal because I thought he looked lonely!!!! Somebody stop me!!!

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

@lemonlamblaura

Here's your husband

When the Lamb gets home from Monster Roadtrip:

[conkevi]

requesting ... kevin with blahaj (shark plushie)

dumbass has never been to ikea (the closest one to me is three hours away)

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Do you think when the cult gets plumbing, Lamb forces everyone to take a shower and everyone is just shocked by how good it feels to be clean?

Like Leshy comes out of the shower squeaky clean and goes “Holy shit that was awesome.”

And then Kallamar is yelling “I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR AGES!”

Idk just a shower thought I had (I took a shower. It was nice)

[chiefblossom]

the ONLY thing getting me through tidying isn't my redecorating Im allowed ITS THE PROMISE THAT I MADE MYSELF TO GWT THIS LITTLE GUY.

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

Which one am I?

I find these off pintrest.

Which moot am I guys?????????

[the-gulhaj]

!!!Warning!!!

*Gulhaj lore ahead. Contains a flashing gif. Thread carefully.*

Where... where am I?

I'm out of bed. That's bad. I don't like this.

...

Hello?

Anyone there?

...

I'm lost.

Just... talking to myself....

....

What's that?

What was that?

What's going on?

I̷̤͊ ̵̡̋w̸͕̒a̵̹͌n̴̨̄n̵̪͛ạ̸̛ ̸̳͝ĝ̶̱ǒ̵̖ ̷̮́h̷̗̎o̵͘ͅm̷̤̀e̶̟̎

Ĩ̸̳̯̼̭̻̖̠͍̻͇͍͕̒͑͜ ̴̢̧̮̱̜̤̤̗͙̓̀̊͑͊̎̔͑͒̃̕ẘ̴̙̻̠͚͈͎̣̰̘̘͙͌̌̏̃̔̈́͗͝a̷̡̻͙̹̰̜̜͙̞̬͊̉̄͑̎̈̍̓́́̚n̵̡̦͕̹̙̬͖̤̎͆̿̈́͑̀̋́͂̅͗͘͝͝n̷̼̲͙̳̳͖͓̤͕̒̄́̔̌̔̑̂͜͝͝a̸͕̪̟̭̺̜͕̎̍̈͐́̆̑̕ ̶̘̅̾͛͌̍̀̍͂̃̔̂̈́̈́g̸̹͙̒̇̏́̃̓̚͜ǫ̶͎̽̑̿͑̎́̕ ̴͈̈̿͂̈̋̂͗̽̂̕h̸̢̧͚̺̲͔̀̃͊̚̕͘ò̷͖̓̉͐̽͒̍̂̍m̶̗̗̖͎͉̊͋̓̆́͊͂̚͝e̴̩̜̫̰̫͉̬̰͔̺̫̍̈́̀̽͋͒̈́͗̓̾̓̎͘͘

Bad things always happen when I leave bed.

[i-like-forcefem]

I love your posts. They helped me realize Id rather be a girl than a boy

This is the biggest compliment I could ever hope to receive thanks so so much cutie, I hope you get all the happiness and support in the world!