#blahajverse explained

[regnbagshaj]

What is the blahajverse? How does it work?

the blahajverse is just a collection of gimmick blogs where we all pretend to be different color, fandom, hobby, etc. versions of popular ikea shark blahaj. we're all kinda a little community, and you'll prolly see a lot of queer content if you take part in it because blahaj is popular in the trans community, and most of us are queer ourselves :3

feel free to create your own blog, and if you do, tag me so i can add you to my tag list! you should also probably tag @the-gulhaj, our unofficial enbytriarch! They keep the full list, I only tag the super active blogs so as not to clog the notifications of those who are less active :)

[the-turkoshaj]

Fun Shark Fact

At 9:00 PM tonight, I will disappear into my library-turned-lab for 1-2 weeks while i work on a few projects. You will not be able to contact me for a while.

I leave hajhaj and their compainion in charge of the lorekeeping duties while I am away.

[the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj]

Hajverse God Lore explained

This is my interpretation and understanding, with some lore added to fill in gaps. Let me know what you think, and if I'm missing anything.

This entire post is ooc.

Purple Text refers to Her Eldritch Majesty

Green Text refers to ̴̫̜́́█̵̺̲͘͝█̴̨̺̝̪̈̉̿̈͘ͅ█̸̺͉́̃̀̌█̸̼́͆̚͝

Pink Text refers to lore preexisting lore I've Created

Blue Text refers to preexisting lore from others (parenthesis indicate origin of lore)

Red Text refers to new lore I've created to fill in gaps

For a long period of time, in a dead Universe, Her Eldritch Majesty along with other members of an Ancient Pantheon existed.

This universe was dying, so a member of the pantheon, @den-av-alla-hajen created a new one, the Blahajverse. (@den-av-alla-hajen)

When the old universe died, The Void, along with @ogiltig-haj, were created from it's absence.

At this point in time, She took the form of a shark, Skrackhaj.

̴̫̜́́█̵̺̲͘͝█̴̨̺̝̪̈̉̿̈͘ͅ█̸̺͉́̃̀̌█̸̼́͆̚͝ fought the gods and sealed them away. From their absence, @thedivineguldhaj was created. (@thedivineguldhaj) As a side effect, ̴̫̜́́█̵̺̲͘͝█̴̨̺̝̪̈̉̿̈͘ͅ█̸̺͉́̃̀̌█̸̼́͆̚͝ was erased from reality, and became @the-blahaj. (@the-hajhaj)

A member of the Pantheon, Fate, escaped ̴̫̜́́█̵̺̲͘͝█̴̨̺̝̪̈̉̿̈͘ͅ█̸̺͉́̃̀̌█̸̼́͆̚͝ and started tormenting @the-odethaj. (@the-odethaj)

Her Eldritch Majesty who had been sealed away, was able to influence her shark form, Skrackhaj, which became the first of her vessels.

At some point in time, @den-av-alla-hajen escaped from their imprisonment by ̴̫̜́́█̵̺̲͘͝█̴̨̺̝̪̈̉̿̈͘ͅ█̸̺͉́̃̀̌█̸̼́͆̚͝ and resurfaced. (@den-av-alla-hajen)

[the-gulhaj]

How old are blahajs?

Blåhaj and its grey variants has been available from IKEA since at least 2008, previously being known as "grössby" (stylised GRÖSSBY) and "klappar haj" (stylised KLAPPAR HAJ, Swedish pronunciation: [ˈklaparːhaj], lit. 'petting shark') and in gray instead of blue, with slightly stiffer filling for the grössby, similar to the killer whale named "ensta". By 2012, IKEA had switched to using blue fabric[8] but maintained the klappar haj name until later in the product's life.

A predecessor of the Blåhaj named "korall haj" (stylised KORALL FISK, lit. 'corral fish') reaching back to 2006 could be identified.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj

So we are all younger than 16? None of us are adults?.... oh no. (Good thing the blahajverse has the lore about all the timy vimy stuff to explain why some characters are adults)

Fun Shark Fact:

14. The first sharks lived more than 350 million years ago. This was 120 million years before the dinosaurs appeared on earth. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago but sharks survived. So sharks have ruled the Seas for over twice as long as dinosaurs ruled the land

This number feels smol, pretty sure sharks are about another 100 million years older than this? Although it does say more than so it's still right just We could be wrong tho :3 wdk. Maybe just add "roughly" whenever reading a number in this book

[ogiltig-haj]

more goals because biblicallyaccuratehaj

but more gaps this time cause we have to make the game harder

125 notes = we draw another random haj as a human

150 notes = we do 15 math not due yet and turn it in\

200 notes = we make a cover of the blahajverse song rodguldhaj[ithink] made and post it

250 notes = we make the 3d model for the game

300 notes = we draw a picture with gulhaj and rodhajs human forms hanging out

350 notes = we draw all our children and sister as humans

400 notes = we draw all our henchhaj and jester as humans

450 notes = we come out as plural to our irl kinda friend mostly to explain things / so my behavior makes more sense to them

500 notes = I buy a blahaj [I'm broke have merci]

i don't think you can cheese this one now! >:D

why do you all do this to me

[the-haj]

I've explained this age topic when blod asked in the discord: our universe in lore is a realm in the full blahajverse where one of THE ONE OF ALL's voids had a big bang and she didn't realise due to the other realms such as the realm with the hajar being interesting and more happening. Hajar are old af and sharks just happen to have evolved and looked like hajar.

Fun Shark Fact:

14. The first sharks lived more than 350 million years ago. This was 120 million years before the dinosaurs appeared on earth. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago but sharks survived. So sharks have ruled the Seas for over twice as long as dinosaurs ruled the land

This number feels smol, pretty sure sharks are about another 100 million years older than this? Although it does say more than so it's still right just We could be wrong tho :3 wdk. Maybe just add "roughly" whenever reading a number in this book