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Rating: Teen Fandom: Cookie Run Word Count: 1990 BTHB Prompt: Isolation @badthingshappenbingo
He looks at this cookie, at this amalgamation of everything heâs ever loved and all that he despises, and he wants. He wants so desperately that it starts a fire in his soul, destructive and potent and far too large to be contained. Because itâs Eternal Sugar he sees in that soft smile, itâs Burning Spice he sees in that defiant glare, itâs Silent Salt he sees in that minute furrow of his brow, itâs Mystic Flour he sees in his unwavering morals, itâs himself reflected back at him as he looks into the face of a scholar. That damning mix of intelligence and naivety, the contrast of haunted eyes and innocent ideals, the idea that even after everything, purity remains embedded at this cookieâs very core- it strikes a chord somewhere deep within the corrupted confines of his heart. Looking at Pure Vanilla is like gazing into the shards of a mirror he shattered long ago, albeit twisted into something designed to be less troublemaking, less problematic, less strong-willed. Pure Vanilla Cookie is everything Shadow Milk was supposed to be, everything his Light of Truth wishes for him to embody. And oh, does Shadow Milk want.
OR: A study of Shadow Milk Cookie's corruption, imprisonment and thoughts upon release.
#oops i did it again#blame eternal sugar#she got me thinking about the beasts#and lo and behond#a shadow milk analysis#even though he has said like 6 lines#and the others don't even have faces yet#oh well#this was a blast#just u wait for it all to be turned on its head tomorrow <3#bad things happen bingo#crk spoilers#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#beast yeast#whump writing#cookie run fanfic#cookie run angst#i love that that's a tag#fanfiction writer#whumblr#character study#fallen heroes#eternal sugar cookie#burning spice cookie#silent salt cookie#mystic flour cookie#they mean so much to me
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Royal Margarine Cookie, I swear-
(For âjust a bodyguard,â Wild sure got way more pissy about it than he should beâŚ)
I canât believe he had to deal with both of their bullshts-
#wildberry cookie#hollyberry cookie#pitaya dragon cookie#royal margarine cookie#eternal sugar cookie#flickerâs art stuff#crk#cookie run kingdom#do people still remember the red dragon story?#comedy is amazing in the first half lmaooo#I loved that story#if you ship hollytaya then this post gets 5x funnier#poor guy#not only does he have to look out for berry juice#but heâs double tasking on keeping btches away too#to which you canât honestly blame them since Holly IS a catch
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ZOO WEE MAMAđ- I mean.. Awakened Hollyberry Cookie haha I love her design omlâ¤ď¸
#eternal sugar was so down bad for her wth#I can't blame her tho..#hollyberry crk#my art#artwork#hollyberry cookie#cookie run kingdom#awakened hollyberry cookie#crk#art#artists on tumblr
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eternal sugar why are you like this/SILLY/POS
i loved the asmr video she honestly cheered me up <3
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#eternal sugar cookie#eternal sugar crk#eternal sugar x hollyberry#eternalberry#hollysugar#i donât blame herâŚhollyberry is kindaaa#WHO SAID THAT#skitters away#:3
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So, fellow clowns, how are we feeling about the upcoming Eternal Sugar update? <- shaking with excitement
#đŞshadow rambles!#đ¤Ąrequest clowns!#You can't blame me!!#I LOVE Eternal Sugar!!#Hopefully I can get requests open before her update passes#Although clown college is hard D:#I wanna see some requests with her in the future!#Or I can make stories myself#MWAHAHAHA#cookie run#cookie run kingdom
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eternal sugar my queen i beg of you come home
#yeah i fell into crk#blame my friend but also the designs are fire#eternal sugar cookie#eternal sugar crk#eternal sugar fanart#crk#cookie run kingdom
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With Your Hand, Do What Must be Done chapt 8
#beast of destiny and fount of knowledge#haha#whoops this took a moment to get done#i blame eternal sugar
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Headcanon how the beasts corrupted:
Mystic flour's followers become over demanding after a while and she started getting pissed and started corrupting. Silent salt wanted to help but didn't know how to so they turned to eternal sugar, hoping that she would find a solution to make mystic flour's followers happy without stressing mystic flour. Eternal sugar couldn't figure anything out, but with so many cookies now looking to her for a solution, she created the 'paradise', which slowly corrupted her too. Silent salt blamed themself for eternal sugar's corruption, and turned to isolate themself, corrupting themself unknowingly. Shadow Milk watched this happen, desperately trying to find a solution to bring his friends back into the light. Burning spice now had no friends to bother like he used to, as three of them were corrupted and shadow milk was now suddenly busy all the time. Through his boredom, he watched kingdoms rise and fall, but got bored soon(the corruption of these guys was a very, very long process). He decided to start destroying things for fun. Only then did shadow milk realize his mistake in neglecting burning spice, and he began to reject the truth. He refused to believe that he had lost his friends, one of which was extremely preventable(and he believes he could've saved the other three as well if he had just tried harder). He tried to compensate for what had happened to burning spice by attempting to reconnect. Burning spice convinced shadow milk that destruction was fun, and shadow milk caved, using the people's trust in him to lie to them and cause war and carnage. In a way, he repaired the friendship between him and burning spice and stayed corrupted.
Then the witches decided to stuff them in a tree :3
#crk#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#eternal sugar cookie#mystic flour cookie#silent salt cookie#dont blame me for using them for silent salt im confused about their gender at the moment
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the way i need this woman in my life
đЎđ¸ sickeningly Sweet đ¸đЎ
#my sister is right im not beating the lesbian allegations#can you blame me though eternal sugar cookie is hot asf#đЎđЎđЎđЎđЎđЎđЎđЎ
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An abundance of birbs part 33
Masterpost Please no editing or concrit, I know I have missing or swapped words, but I am super fuzzy from this headache. It will get a good edit before ao3. <3
âIâm hiding in here from your children,â Danny said as he came into Bruceâs study. He had a tray of tea and snacks in hand, so he must have been sent up by Alfred.
âThatâs more than fair, considering,â Bruce said with a little smile.
Danny just sighed as he set the tray down. âYou have video, donât you.â
Bruce nodded. âJason sent one and Tim the other. Theyâre very moving.â
âYes, Jerryâs love for me is eternal, clearly,â Danny drolled.
âIf only Jerryâs father would approve of the union,â Bruce said.
Danny gave a little hum as he poured the tea. âAlas, Damian does seem very resistant to the idea, if the lecture he gave Jerry is any indication. Cream, sugar?â
âA little cream, thank you,â Bruce said and got up from his desk. âAnd Jerry was being very forward so the lecture may be a little deserved, but who can blame him with those wings.â
âMister Wayne,â Danny said with an exaggerated gasp, âare you you saying that youâre enamored with my wings?â
Bruce reached out and brushed his fingertips through Dannyâs wings. He could play it all off, of course. It could just be part of the rest of their banter. But did he want to? Heâs enjoyed having Danny around. The man seemed to just fit with the family. Overall, the children certainly seemed to like him. And, well, Bruce found that he quite liked Danny too. Maybe it was time to take a little risk.
âYes,â Bruce said. âThough the wings are hardly the only thing about you that Iâm enamored with.â
Danny blushed so quickly that Bruce was honestly a little concerned bout Dannyâs blood pressure. âIâum, oh?â
âIs it that surprising? Youâre kind, intelligent, considerate. You protected my children and even before that were gentle and understanding with them. You have a sense of humor and seem able to handle just about anything,â Bruce said, which was almost an understatement with what Danny has been through lately. âAnd, more shallowly, youâre very attractive, with or without the wings.â
âThatâIâoh come on, you of all people can say someone else is attractive!â Danny sputtered.
âOh?â
âHave you not looked in a mirror recently? Youâre the type of person that âdevastatingly handsomeâ was coined for,â Danny said with a gesture at Bruce. âWhich is something that I just said out loud. I donât suppose you want to fire me so that I can run away to a remote island somewhere?â
Bruce chuckled. âFortunately, I donât have that sort of power over your job. All that would fall to Lucius.â
âFortunately?â Danny repeated.
âUmhum. It means that thereâs no company policy weâre breaking if we were to date. And thereâs no pressure for you to say yes if youâre opposed to the idea,â Bruce said. He very much wanted to make that clear. âAnd between the press, my reputation, the large family, and the recent rogue attack I know there are a number of reasons to be opposed to the idea.â
âBruce,â Danny said before Bruce could continue, âare you trying to talk me into dating you or out of it?â
âI wellâŚâ Bruce cleared his throat. âI donât want to assume anything or imply that I am some sort of catch because I hardly am. I am a stubborn man. I have⌠a rather deep seated anxiety that verges on paranoia at times. It has and can make me overbearing when I try to protect the people I care about. I come with six children, almost as many pseudo children, and a frankly terrifyingly competent butler who is like a father to me. Every relationship Iâm in and not actually in ends up in the paperââ
The spiral of wordsâof reasons he wasnât good enough for someone like Danny was cut short as Danny pushed himself up on his tiptoes and across the coffee table to press his lips to Bruceâs. Bruce sighed softly into the kiss as it put sudden stop to the unwanted thoughts. Danny left his hand on Bruceâs cheek as he pulled back a little.
âToo forward?â Danny asked. His words and eyes alike were filled with nerves.
âNot at all,â Bruce said quickly. He followed his words up with a quick kiss as proof. âI am sorry about rambling like that. As I said, deeply anxious.â
âAnxious is okay. Youâre aware of it. Iâm not exactly a paragon of mental health either. Iâve been going to therapy since I was eighteen,â Danny said. His thumb gently stroked Bruceâs cheek. âFirst off, fuck the press. I can deal with it. Second off, your family is huge and wonderful and not at all something that would stop me, not unless they hated me.â
âThey certainly do not hate you,â Bruce assured him.
âThird off,â Danny continued with a little smile, âI guess the anxiety, which weâve covered. And fourth off, I am also very stubborn and have no problem telling someone to budge off if theyâre being too much. So, yeah, we might have lines to find out and some of those weâd find out be crossing them and fucking up, but thatâs just part of dating, isnât it? If any of them become lines that we canât deal with, well, weâre old enough that I would hope that we could end things maturely.â
âI have a very good track record of remaining friends with my exes, for better or worse,â Bruce said.
âBetter or worse?â
âHarvey Dent, as one example.â
âAh,â Danny said with a little nod. âIâve heard that heâs been doing better at least?â
âThat or heâs planning something big,â Bruce said with a sigh. âBut I even I know I should stop talking about an ex with someone that just kissed me.â
âGenerally a good rule,â Danny agreed with a little smile. âDoes this mean that weâre going to try dating?â
âIf I didnât talk you out of it,â Bruce joked.
âLike I said, Iâm stubborn,â Danny pointed out. âBut as much as I adore them, I expect at least one dinner out with no children once my wings are gone.â
âDeal,â Bruce agreed easily and leaned down to give Danny a proper kiss.
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AN:
I didn't plan for the kiss to happen here, but I'll take it!
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Beasts x Reader
Summary: How the Beasts react when the reader kisses them. Relationship: Romantic with Shadow Milk Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Eternal Sugar, Silent Salt, and Burning Spice.
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Shadow Milk Cookie
First, you ask him if you can kiss him. Honestly, it disturbs himânot in a bad way, but because he has no experience with romantic relationships. The only vision he has comes from plays, where love is romanticized: the protagonistâa man of courseâkisses his beloved fiercely. That brings us to the current situation, where youâre asking to kiss your favorite Cookie, who's now staring at you in shock.
ÂŤ HA! You know you're funny? âŚWait, you're not joking?! Âť he stammers. When he regains composure, he finally accepts your offer. Though "accept" may be too strong a word compared to what he actually says. ÂŤ Aww! My Pookie wants to kiss me. But, honestly, I can't blame youâI am so handsome. Iâd probably do the same if I were you. So, Iâll be generous and allow you to place your lips on my incredible self! Âť
You start by kissing the cheek he turns toward you. What he didn't expect is how happy it would make him. The more you kiss him, the faster his heart beats, and the hotter his face becomes. He grabs the sleeve of your t-shirt with the intention of getting himself inked somewhere before collapsing into a puddle of emotion. Until you reach his forehead. Just the way you guide your left hand to his cheek, holding his head while your other hand brushes his bangs back, sweeping a path for a gentle kissâIt melted him! That simple act made him feel protected by your love.
When you stop and walk away to see the result, Shadow Milk Cookie looks dazed. His eyelash-like hair lowers quickly as his trembling hands reach for your clothes. Even though he proclaims himself a master of deceit, his emotions are incredibly easy for you to read.
You finish by kissing him on his lips, making his face turn tomato-red, and the eyes in his hair transform into hearts. You thank him, and his dilated pupils avoid yours, suddenly finding great interest in the nearby wall.
A few hours later, he'll deny liking it. But make no mistakeâhe'll ask for it again. Not directly, but he will.

Mystic Flour Cookie
She was surprised the first time you asked to kiss her, but kept her poker face. Nevertheless, she accepted.
You start by kissing the end of her hand as if it were a sacred act. She feels a warm glow of satisfaction, as if she had regained her former glory and you were showing her your adoration in the purest and most naive way. And the higher you go, the more this heat intensifies. Each kiss moves higher â starting with her fingers, following her knuckles, then kissing her wrist â until your fingers intertwine, sealing the gesture with intimate grace.
You finish by kissing her lips, very slowly, as if you were silently asking for her consent again. She didnât pull away; in fact, if you looked closely, you might have noticed her leaning in. The kiss between you was slow, sensual, but full of candor and intensity. A mixture of calm and bold confession.
You had to stop the emotional moment to breathe. Somehow, it seems the lack of air didnât bother your gorgeous Cookie. You move your head back, feeling a little numb and with red cheeks. And, unlike you, Mystic Flour seems perfectly normal. You would say that if you didn't know her, because you detect a softness in the way she is positioned, and maybe in the light smile on her face. Yeah, that helps too.
Despite this, she looks imperturbable, due to her philosophy of apathy, but inside, she really enjoyed the kiss.
She places her left arm under your chin with a delicate gesture and guides you towards her lips again. And you let yourself be led with joy.
Later, after that soft moment, Mystic Flour will maintain this radiant demeanor for the rest of the dayâto the point that Haetae begins to wonder if something had changed in her, though they donât dare to ask.

Eternal Sugar Cookie
You see her asleep, her head stuffed into her arms. You think she is kinda cute, peaceful like that. And then, you remember a conversation with her where she said she liked it when you kissed her to sleep. So you think it will be cute to kiss her. Not on her lips, because consent is important, and sheâs asleep so you donât have it. However, you can kiss her on the hair. You run your hand over it, smoothing down stray strands before bringing your lips together and tenderly kissing the top of her head. It was a long and soft kiss. When you finish, you whisper goodnight in her ear. You finally move back your headâ ÂŤ That's all you do for showing your love? Âť
Then, she lifts her head, looking at you slyly, her smile carrying a sweeter undertone. You immediately understand the request. She catches you with her arms surrounding your waist. You then pepper her face with kisses, leaving in your wake sincere proofs of love. Eternal Sugar is definitely happy. Her face lights up with joy. Your lips touch her cheekbones, her lower jaw, the corner of her lips, and you feel that wherever you kiss, her dough becomes warmer. You bet she blushes.
Finally, you warn your favorite Cookie that you have things to do and must go. However, she blocks your path with her angel and demon wings. ÂŤ Don't you dare leave me. It's our moment now! Just for ourselves ~ Âť
She hugs you tighter and you can't resist, her sweet scent numbs you. The cocoon of her wings is enchanting, as if this happiness will never end. Both of you fall asleep in each other's arms. Resting peacefully, in this safe place, together, forever~

Silent Salt Cookie
Silent Salt would like to be kissed on the hand or the cheeks, in the style of old medieval demonstrations of love. Discreet, but emotional. Very romantic!
In addition, kiss them on the lips while they are wearing their helmet and they will melt in their armor.

Burning Spice Cookie
When you ask to kiss him, he is surprised. But not in a good way. ÂŤ Why the hell would you ask that?! Âť His furrowed gaze pierces you.
This makes you angry. You fix him with the most empty look you can give. He glances at you, clearly not impressed. ÂŤ Well I'm so sorry for actually caring about your feelings, love! Âť you growl, taking his head with your two hands and forcing him to lean forward to meet yours. You slam your lips hard, not on his, but just on the corner. Perfect for getting your revenge and teasing him.
When you release the pressure to leave his dough, his response is instantaneous. He slams you against the wall beside you (which you hadnât even noticed), his ever-present axe glinting in one hand, your wrist pinned with the other. The silence that follows is significant. You can even see an ember igniting in his eyes while he observes you up and down.
ÂŤ You're playing with fire right now, doll. Âť He moves his head forward, obviously aiming to kiss you on the lips this time, unlike you. However, you use your free hand to shove it into his long black hair and pull it down roughly, regaining control.
ÂŤ Nuh-uh. This was my idea. Youâre going to stay still. Got it? Âť He doesnât resist. You feel the tension buzzing under his skin â the need to take control, but also the thrill of being played.
So you kiss him slowly: cheek, forehead, the edge of his mouth. When your lips reach his jawline, a low growl escapes him.
You smirk. Heâs losing. And he doesnât even mind.
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Bonus for all: Over time, you become more intimate. Thus, they acceptâwith varying levels of embarrassmentâthat you kiss them where they wear their Soul Jam:
on his neck for Shadow Milk
on her upper forehead for Mystic Flour
between her eyebrows for Eternal Sugar
on their collarbone for Silent Salt
and on his chest for Burning Spice.
And if they really trust you, they'll let you kiss their Soul Jam directly. đ
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Note: Yo, I hope you enjoyed it! ⨠This took me a long time because I had to catch the behavior of each Cookie. Silent Salt's text is very short and different for a reason: they have not appeared in the game, so I don't have source material for their identity. Thus, it's mainly a headcanon. I don't even know what gender they have!
To understand the Cookies, I read their WikiFandom, some other fanfictions, and I asked ChatGPT to tell me the percentage of closeness I had with the original Cookie, with some advice added. The text with the highest grade in the first draft was Shadow Milk with 85%. Is it because he's my favorite Cookie and I read a ton of fanfics? Perhaps. By the way, this explains why some texts are longer than others. My motivation to write is apparently proportional to how much I love the character. Lol.
Then, using an AI allowed me to get as close as possible to the character at the cost of various rewrites. I use AI to correct my language too. I know how horrible it is to read a badly written fic. However, my first language isn't English and I'm far from bilingual. So I need correction. The idea and the original text are, and will always be, mine. But I need you to know I use AI in my fic only as a writing tool, just like I use Google Translate.
One more thing I have to say is about the nicknames ("Pookie", "Doll") I used. I don't know if they are used for a specific gender (I'm not a native English speaker), and with my small research I came to the conclusion that they could be used for everyone. But if you are not comfortable with it, you can always change the nickname in your headâfor example, replacing it with your name.
I liked writing a new type of fanfiction. However, if I do that again, I won't write for more than 5 characters. That was painful enough 𤣠I'm wondering how many people will read this until the end. Try to fit the word "phantasmagoric" in your comment if you got this far.
Have a nice day :)
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Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie x Pregnant Reader
Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie x Pregnant Reader both pre and post corruption. Idk how timelines work lol. Warnings for your usual yandere themes, pregnancy, obsessive behavior, etc.
-You were one of the few cookies working for Blueberry Yogurt Cookie the Fount of Knowledge and his ever growing spread of knowledge. After all with so much information to convert into books and with the new school being constructed, he was going to need some help. So there he was just walking by the scholars, tons of them working on writing his own notes and large pamphlets and converting them into physical books, running back and forth with ink or paper, or delivering hardback book covers for the newly printed pages.
-Until one of them bumps into him nearly toppling over the large pile of papers in her arms all about the Earthbread's native plants. "Careful there! You ..nearly.." Everything else does on his tongue once he sees your beautiful face smile up at him. "My apologies, Fount. Excuse me, I have to deliver this to the second floor." He stared awestruck as you go eyes wide and jaw dropped.
-He's immediately smitten by you and Tries to learn everything about you. How long you were here, your family, what your hobbies were- He's the Fount of Knowledge. Learning information about anything abd everything was easy for him. So he was absolutely prepared for when he eventually gathered up the courage to ask you out and to his delight, you said yes.
-Being the wife of the Fount of Knowledge lead you to live quite the comfortable life, even though you insisted on still working despite Blueberry Yogurt Cookie insisting you didn't have to and could just let him take care of you. Don't you want him to take care of you? But he says nothing against it, though suspiciously you find yourself working closely to his office and he seems to (conveniently) pop up wherever you are after a while although at the time you didn't think anything of it
-However as time goes by things start to subtly shift within the world. Burning Spice Cookie is the first one to be corrupted spreading chaos and destruction to a third of the continent. Many fled in refuge from his lands seeking shelter in the protection of the other Pillars. It brings shock to your husband who seemed very shocked but not overly worried. "Keeping calm in any situation is vital. We mustn't let fear consume us."
-That's the first time you feel something shift. You suddenly find yourself checked on lots more by him and being assigned to your husband's side much more frequently. Too frequent to be a coincidence anymore. When you bring it up to him he looks extremely guilty. "Im sorry. I'm just worried about you is all. Are you angry with me?" This is the first time he's dipping into gaslighting but he himself doesn't realize it yet, only thinking he's being cautious.
-More and more cruelty struck the land. Mystic Flour Cookie was the second that fell followed by Silent Salt Cookie which meant more cookies flowed to the Fount and Eternal Sugar's territories for refuge and protection. You could see the strain suddenly forced upon your husband. The sleepless nights answering the countless questions cookies kept throwing at him. DEMANDING to know what was happening and why! Demanding he do something to stop the former pillars' rampage.
-You were there next to him as he dug through book after book continuously seeking answers to why this was happening. Constantly sending messangers to Eternal Sugar to converse and make sure she wasn't going down that path. Trying so hard to provide for the hundreds of understandably angry and frightened cookies he wasn't prepared for. Spent so many nights alone as he was suddenly so busy. Never spending time with you anymore unless you were helping him. Even then you both barely got time for one another.
-It left you staring at the ring on your finger every night wondering if your marriage was worth it anymore. You didn't blame Blueberry Yogurt Cookie for the responsibilities or his stress, but it's been almost two years now with each Pillar slowly corrupting one by one and he still barely spends time with you. It only gets worse more complicated as time drags on. One day you get sick. And then the next. And the next. Getting sick during the early mornings and your stomach starting to hate certain foods. This finally makes him pause his stress to help you.
-"My lady, you're pregnant." The expert healer Blueberry Yogurt Cookie hired had took one minute looking at you before announcing the devastating shocking news. The feeling is shock before immediately your husband is hugging you full of joy he hadn't felt in ages. "Praise Dough!! The Witches have blessed us with a child!! I love you so much, Pudding Cup!" You however aren't so sure about this. "Is this really a good idea? With everything going on maybe having a baby isn't the best idea right now." "It's a miracle, a blessing, a beacon of hope in these trying times! Don't fret, Love. Everything will be fine."
-Everything is not fine. Nothing changes. Despite his promises he's still away. You wake up to him gone bed cold left to handle the nauseating feelings and dizzy spells and aches that you never wanted. Your own sleep schedule was a wreck and you were barely able to get work done. His solution to your pleas was to reassign all your work and order you constant bed rest. Now the one thing distracting you from your misery was gone. Leaving you aimlessly wallowing and wondering looking like you were miserable and you were without the help.
-"You said you were going to take the day off." You stared at him throat sore from excuse the pun toss cookie after your body decided you could eat your favorite oatmeal anymore. "Im sorry, Cupcake. I really am. But Im having a problem with resources getting scarce and I need to make sure my cookies don't starve." "Are you free? I think I need-" "Whatever it is, have Black Sapphire Cookie assist you. I need to reevaluate these blue prints." ".....You promised to help pick out things for the nursery with me." "I already did." He smiles at you briefly from his stacks of papers looking frazzled. "It's all set up with a crib and toys- You'll love the stars I had painted on the ceiling! They're realistic!" You had already left.
-You started avoiding him from that moment on. It wasn't hard. He was always so busy with work and you were already trying to push through this. Until you couldn't take it anymore. The final straw was when he finally bothered to show up. Eternal Sugar had finally succumbed to the corruption and he wanted to inform you. That meant the cookies coming to him would increase. The stress would only be worse than it was. "What are you going to do about it?" His stare was..oddly calm and devoid of something but he inhaled. "I don't know, but I want to try and sort out the worst parts of it before little Blueberry Milkshake arrives." You paused looking at him. "Who?" "Our little star of course." "...You...already decided a name?" "It works for a boy or girl! Do you like it?"
-You already decided that you were done with this entire thing right then and there. He may be a good person but clearly this marriage was a huge mistake. You weren't happy being stuck in a marriage that only he was happy in. So...you made preparations to leave. It wasn't hard putting together an official annulment document together being a scholar under the Fount of Knowledge. You had barely any joint assets save for the baby you already planned on giving up. There's no way either of you were ready for a kid. It was easy for you to slip it in with other documents he signed on a daily basis. It was already in order with your signature. All it needed was for him to sign it himself. He signed document after document all the time. He wouldn't notice.
-Unfortunately you underestimated that part of him. He did read what he was signing. The Fount of Knowledge wasn't foolish enough to make that mistake. Blue hands froze as eyes stared down at the paper. Word after word echoing in his mind and breaking him apart from the inside out when. His jam quaking like an earthquake swallowed him whole as one signature he recognized caught his eye. And all was silent within the estate.
-In fact no one had seen Blueberry Yogurt Cookie in a week not that you minded. You were busy readying to leave secretly packing a hidden bag under your bed and secretly planning out your escape route. You only stayed to sort out a few last things before leaving, spending a few final days with friends and family just hanging out. Constantly you were being pestered by cookies asking or demanding to know where Blueberry Yogurt Cookie was. Each time you only looked at them tired of dealing with this anymore. "Do I look like I know where he is?! If I knew I'd tell him to stop leaving his wife sleeping alone at night!!" Although you were sure you weren't married anymore since he would've signed it by now.
-However that night was oddly ..silent. Not the peaceful silence but a weird creepy silence that was like in those horror novels you read just before the monster caught it's victims. It made your hair stand on end and instinctively your hands clutched the swell of your stomach. Odd. Usually cookies would be coming to badger you or searching for Blueberry Yogurt Cookie. So where was everyone?? You picked up your pace passing by the nursery on your way b- "It's beautiful tonight."
-You pause freezing at the familiar voice before ever so slowly turning your head. A familiar figure stood there in the middle of the nursery with his back to you, a plush sugar gnome in his hands. "Blueberry Yogurt Cookie?" You turned to him feeling uneasy. "Where have you been? No one's seen your in nearly three weeks. Black Sapphire Cookie and I've been bombarded with cookies looking for you." He didn't turn to you making you shift in place. Now that your eyes adjusted to the dark, you could make out the-
-What...was he wearing? His usual robes and hat were gone, replace with some kind of suit with puffy sleeves and a large white collar. He still remained silent playing with the gnome plush. ".....Blueberry?" "You wouldn't leave me right?" The question pinned you to the spot, and in an instant you knew...You both knew. The silence stretched on further until you exhaled, dread piling in your stomach. "I-...I don't feel like you want me anymore." His body flinched. Tensing up and his hands licking around the toy. "I think..this marriage just wasn't going to work out. Too many things are happening and we don't have any time for each other anymore. I know I should've told you in person-"
-You stop when he laughs. A deep chuckle that sends ice in your veins and shivers down your spine. He finally turns around and your mouth drops in a silent scream. Eyes. So many eyes blinked at you from the darkness. "Oh, darling. Is that what's the matter?" His head twists at an angle that should be impossible as he's suddenly standing before you, dark and menacing aura heavy. Like a dog moving over you. "Aw. You should've said so sooner, Dumpling.~ I would've gladly made time for my wittle wife. Well no..I already did really. Hehehe! Didn't take me too long."
-"Too long? What have you done?!" "Sshhh." Arms slunk around your arm pulling you against a body as cold as ice as your eyes widened. "You don't have to worry about anything anymore. You or our little poppet.~ After all the world's a stage and the most entertaining scenes are yet to be written.~"

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oouh watch out. miss hot topic is coming

rambling about DE + eternal sugar WIP below the cut
my personal dark enchantress design⌠because i hate her original design im sorry. well in the crk context that is
like sheâs fine as a standalone character but⌠as white lily? they donât even look alike they donât even have the same voice or anything in common why are we blaming white lily for this hags shit. naur
i also think she looks comically evil. not that itâs inherently a bad thing but i canât take her seriously for the life of me like alright edgelord sit down
so i made her look more alike to (my design of) white lily. i think it fits more. but also not making it too obvious or the reveal would have no point and- im rambling at this point LMFAO idk maybe i just canât appreciate the canon writing. if you think the canon approach is better do explain why in the comments or something because iâd like to hear different points of view methinks
anyways! eternal sugar is real now I CANT STOP WINNING i actually screamed when i saw her leaks. gonna do a more proper design of her. have this for now

she will have some clothes ok.. just havenât drawn them yet
ok thatâs all bye
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don't know if any of y'all noticed but the way that pure vanilla and cacao already lose their minds when they encounter is like, I really hope the Dev continue this just
Pure vanilla - losing his mind and sanity. Cacao - Fallen into despair watching everybody who he swore to protect just got thanos snapped into dust Holly - I have a prediction that she stand hopeless to do anything and watching Pitaya become slave ( like, eternal sugar is sloth, so I guess she using creatures and monsters to do her fighting and bidding.) Golden cheese - yeah I can see her witnesses her trauma or witness everything she own and care are nothing but dust again. Or Burning spice could just destroy everything she love infront of her, could be both White lily - seeing cookies murdered one by one. (Somehow had an idea where she kept on blaming Silent salt for the murders, until in the end, she slowly learned that the one who been killing cookies and bringing war and despair is her and only herself. Not silent salt at all. He just there to watch her broken down and destroying herself without him having to do anything at all.) Or see elder fairy die again infront of her and disappointed. Possibilities on her and lots of it
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You know thinking about it. The ancients and the beasts pretty much gave Y/n on a silver platter to Eternal Sugar. Through all their antics. The beast with their marks, and the ancients just dragging them back to beast yeast constantly like some show pony.
I can see it would be far too easy just to lure her beloved into her arms. She barely did anything and They just fell asleep right in her arms.

Youâre tired at this point, youâll be looking for ANY form of levity.
You may notice in Here to Help at the very end, that you didnât bother trying to light the incense when Eternal Sugar Cookie arrived.
Thatâs how easy it was for Eternal Sugarâs influence to root itself deep with the help of the arrow and your circumstances.
The Ancients do care, but it was their dependency on you after World Exploration that led to things getting strained.
I do plan on a reconciling at the end of the Beast Arc, but I wouldnât blame you if you see the relationship between you and the Ancients borders on parasitic with how much they want to latch onto you for their adventures to BY.
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Yo,
Loved reading "Reader's first to be corrupted" and thank you so much for writing that!
Hypothetical, if the Reader was the only one who got corrupted then imprisoned by the witches and the other Ancients(Beasts) somehow lasted longer before their own corruption...
Long enough to see the Reader's soul jam being replaced by another cookie...
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<= Here is the first part
That was all their fault.... Not the Ancients no.... But the Witches.... Oh, how much you HATED them, to think they'll make your friends fight you to have imprisoned in this stupid three ?! HA ! Like don't make me laugh ! You don't blame them, but you only hope to see them and know what they were doing... But even in this three, you can still feel their presence, they visited the three when they can and that really makes you happy.
Blueberry Milk Cookie
â˘Blueberry Milk Cookie, tell you about his day while he Reade you some of his own books to pass time...
⢠He still apologize to you because you can really see the world outside now... So he hopes his company will repay it...
⢠Ever since your gone, he had been more stress with the students who constantly ask him more questions...
⢠He and the others meet the new holder of your Soul Jam.... Who didn't deserve it.
⢠He tried to act nice to them, but he could never see them as friendly as he used to with you....
⢠He slowly started to give himself into darkness.... And start to spray Deceice with his loyal minions....
⢠He hope you'll meet them onse you all get out of this damn tree...
Spice Cookie
⢠You being really was tough for him.... How could he accept that you are stuck and probably not coming back ?!
⢠He rarely visit you, not because is got bored of it, but because he can't get the fact that he couldn't free you from it....
⢠When the witches introduce the new holder of your Soul Jam. Let me tell you : He HATED them.
⢠He directly said to them that they look weak and they don't deserve it. Only YOU deserve it....
⢠And the more destruction there was on his kingdoms.... The more it's bring him to the edge....
⢠It's.... TOO BORING WITHOUT YOU !!...
Mystic Flour Cookie
⢠Ever since you were gone, she doesn't want to fulfill go out again...
⢠She remembers all the times where you and her go out for a walk to make her happy or change her minde a little...
⢠Just like all the rest of her fellow friends, she doesn't see much in the new holder of your Soul Jam.
⢠And the greedy Cookies how are more coming for their wishes are not helping eather...
⢠If only you were her with her.... All of she's giving is nothing to them.... It's all.... Futile...
Eternal Sugar Cookie
⢠She can't look at her paradise like she used to... Not anymore...
⢠You were her Heavenly... Her true happiness... You were the one who first create the only baby who didn't die....
⢠She still smiling to everyone even the new holder of your Soul Jam... But she find them... Not so interesting...
⢠She go to the tree to talk to you but mostly give you the flowers and sweetest she know you love....
⢠She couldn't help but cry a lot when she's with Blueberry Milk Cookie... As he try to comfort her...
Silent Salt Cookie
⢠Defending cookies start to really being difficult and stressful for him since you're gone...
⢠He's loyal to you till the very end... And he doesn't like your remplacent.
⢠He's almost most of his time next to the tree as his new duties is to guard you.
⢠He won't allow any cookies except his friends to come closer to the tree....
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