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[slytherinnbitch]

Draco: On today's qna we would like to ask what your gay awakening was?

Harry: Take a wild guess.

Pansy: I think you know.

Blaise: Definitely Neville standing up against the Dark Lord that was so fucking hot!!

Hermione: Pansy in leather pants...

Pansy: Mione--

Ron: Victor Krum on his broom.

Draco: Now my turn, similar to Weasley's but way more hot! Harry on a broom. Holy fuck that was hot as hell even in November!

Draco: *continues talking about Harry while everyone starts to leave, including Harry*

[slytherinnbitch]

Blaise: Can you stop being gay for a second?

Draco: And do what? Go back inside the closet? That is one dark, scary place.

Blaise: We are literally going to freeze!!!

Draco: Oh don't worry. Potter will be on his way here, so would be Longbottom if he knows what's best for him.

Blaise: Merlin I'm going to die and it would be because of you and not this bloody water.

Harry *enters the scene with Neville close behind*: What the fuck were you both thinking?!

Neville: Nothing apparently, else they wouldn't have been in that water in the middle of December!

Blaise: Are you going to help us or not?

Neville: You've some audacity after pulling that act!

*Harry and Neville rescue them both*

Harry: Next time you pull on a stunt like that, don't expect me to coming running to rescue your sorry arse.

Draco: Oh Potter, we both know you'll come a million times for this sorry arse from anywhere across the planet.

Harry: *mutters* Arrogant son of a bitch