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do you think the public he/hims sp//dr because of the storied career of his previous pilot (peni's father). and perhaps there's some gender fuckery about this with peni
#peni parker#sp//dr#Those are.. the only tags. yeah?#blogcat: headcanons#anyways happy pride again once more before it ends. But transgenderisms are forever 馃憤#this is so vague a headcanon if counted at all but I think Peni deserves to have some genderqueerness about her
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It's all fun and games imagining scenarios until I get too attached to MCU TV Daredevil Canon and Karen becomes inextricably related to Urich's death. Pete bugs Murdock over knowledge on a current case (for an "interview", but its Spiderman business too) until Karen spots him and recognizes him as Urich's kid and he has never gotten out of somewhere so fast while staying on the ground.
How do you handle grief you thought you'd buried enough it would never hurt you again? How can you look someone in the eyes and stop yourself from admitting you could have saved him?
And on Karen's side, how do you not ask? What if you finally get answers for what truly happened? What if you've found someone who might fully understand losing him?
#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#blogcat: headcanons#cobbling together a new noir daredevil canon out of spite#karen will have a place. I will make it so#I'll go into how I'd make the Kingpin/Goblin dilemna work for noir canon if anyones interested?#I think I've got ideas but I'm unsure if anyone would wanna know
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"Wouldn't it be funny if ITSV Noir were comic-canon aged and just unexplainably voiced by Nicholas Cage" no no no, please do consider instead: Like every younger spiderman, he's doing A Voice and just manages to be more believable than them
#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#need to sleep. woke up to post this. going back under the covers#no one personal canon we die like . uncle bno that's horrible#blogcat: headcanons
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I wonder if pete dreams of being on that boat again sometimes. If he looks back, he'll see the island, but if he looks forwards, he'll have to face that he didn't get on the same one as Robbie because he couldn't face that.
So he stares out at the water instead. Silent. Just the subtle rock and tilt on deck. Cloudy night
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thinking about peni again
Thinking about her getting fearfully attached to an idealized version of her younger self that was happier. Playing up her energy and wit because she thinks its what she has to be, and she misses not having to worry so much and press on through responsibility.
But never really feeling like she's known by anyone. People think they get her, but they don't. She's a young star, a brilliant student of the program, the lead Pilot - We know in canon that people look up to her. But then she sheds first the SP//DR mech, next her suit, finally the face she puts on, and she's alone in her room with only herself
#peni parker#sp//dr#blogcat: headcanons#ehh. I've got canon to support I prommy#it comes back always to loneliness and depersonalization with her to me#like. idk. it's such a silly detail but I think a lot about how both May+Ben clearly don't know her#''I'm vegetarian now.'' <== girls whose guardians don't even know what she eats#in the VEN||M arc the WAY she reacts to addie initially is so so telling#used to being watched. used to people seeing her as something she's not#fuck#anyways.
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For a while, Peni attempted to keep up appearances of her pre-canon more chipper self by using a voice modulator built into her suit. Send post
#blogcat: headcanons#peni parker#sp//dr#<== that a tag people use?#can't tell she's running on 0 sleep and all terror if she's got autotune babyy#we're doing it again. finding the most fun way to build a bridge between movie and comics canon
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I think it'd be fun if Felicia Hardy had, by 1933, a storied history of criminal work that meant that she had killed before. She gets away with these things because she's crafty, she's capable. she has a small criminal enterprise to back her, and also - just a bit - perhaps she seems too clean, too kind, too pretty to be a murderer (read: misogyny of the times).
So when Norman Osborn blames the murder of ""J. Jonah Jameson"" on her hiring The Spider-man, its an almost hilarious admittance of ignorance. Oh, you think I would do that? That's cute.
#spiderman noir#spidernoir#noir posting#blogcat: headcanons#My partners are doing artfight prep and drew her as a snow leopard and I am. houughgh Noir Ms. Felicia Hardy..#it's def happened before. but obv with how busy she is she probably Has had people gunned down in her name#she's a working lady! but this was personal y'know? and it might've been personal a few times before#she can hold her own
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btw pete would have a bedraggled feral street umbreon or a litwick. sam would have a plusle. they told me themselves
#blogcat: headcanons#the sam tag#noir posting#The umbreon is a Dingding reference obv. But by 2009 standards I think that thing is probably jumpy and scratchy as all hell and the-#-adoption is fully accidental. Thus. Uncaught wild umbreon#the plusle for sam would try to recharge his suit batteries and cheer him on with homework and vigilantism. he would kill for them.#They try shocking him because they notice he's low battery (this human clearly runs on electricity) and he can't really blame them.#I'd give him a Therapy Munna but I doubt he'd actively seek that out#ms felicia hardy has a ninetales and she'd fuck you up#I know its not a cat but the Vibes match
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This started off quite simple, and it started out with wanting a non-evil portrayel of the Spider God. It quickly became far too long for me to put fully succinctly.
But it goes something like this:
You are a God of stories. Perhaps you weave them, perhaps you have taken them from others, perhaps you simply annotate in the margins of pre-existent ones. What matters most is that this is how you live - telling tales.
You yourself are a story, in this sense, one believed and beloved. It is through being cherished that you preside over humanity, and through this you grow close to its storytellers. Humanity, and its writers, are your anchor. The more compelling a story, the more your chance of survival.
And then, like any aged tale, you are forgotten. You struggle to remain in the consciousness of the dwindling number that aknowledge you. You exist soley, desperately, in the artifacts they once gifted you. Others come and leave. Others from further prey on the needy, the hungry. Your likeness is sold to the nearest collector for a family's dinner. You can't fault them.
This happens in a cycle, and with every hand you pass between, more of you is lost - names go easy, and easier still, oral tradition. Then its location, context, years lost to the murk of black market archeological sales.
You land in the hands of Norman Osborn's people. You are starving, tired, barely corporeal in the land of the people you once loved. You are an ocean from your inception, in both distance, years, and memory.
And they have the gall to drop you.
With what little you have left, but yet sheer scraps, you manifest and strike out in vengeance. This is not to help you, nor is it strategic - you're furious, betrayed by the slow bleed-out death of culture and the long dream of imperialism. You sink your teeth in. You make quick work of the pawns of one in a long line of fools.
This will not save you.
But in this process, by the whims of this narrative even you are bound to, you chance upon someone else. What is special isn't necessarily who he is, so much as it is what surrounds him. He's motivated, so much that its eating him alive, towards goals you recognize are completely impossible. His idealism will kill him.
But first he will live. And he will live longer than perhaps he would expect - because this story is stubborn, as are you.
It might just be what you need.
And after all, what's more compelling this era than a tragedy?
#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#ohhhh you wanna read my canon and fanon noncompliant spider god interpretation so bad#blogcat: writing#blogcat: headcanons#2 for 1 deal#she's not some malevolent corruptive force to me. the corruptive force is Already the greed of NY's gov/criminal alliances#she needs to live. she's doing what she can#I also want to reroute away from Mummy's Curse tropes sorts of xenophobia#'cause going 'Oh this is from some vague unnamed african religion' and then making it evil leaves a bad taste in my mouth#anyways#spiders
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pete grows up but he always keeps those model planes. he told me himself btw
#aunt may who grows to refuse to chat long about uncle ben.#pete who can't stop mentioning and thinking about him#y'know?? y'know???? (deranged)#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#blogcat: headcanons#smth smth 鈥媝ete can move forwards but he can never move on
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sam's "nobody will care so we have to do this ourselves" self-sufficiency only barely ebbing away as he accepts help from matt alone VS sam's newly nailed into him "You can trust only yourself and must have complete control of your mind and body; you are your own weapon and must rely only on this" Hand teachings FIGHT
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Okay, yes, he's miserable and has a pessimistic streak and a list of personal troubles miles long, but please consider: Noir Peter was raised working in and around the Welfare Center in a close family unit among hundreds of guests for years, he assumedly then works further with the Bugle, and if you want him doing freelance detective work, that also requires lots of social knowledge. He might often not know how to help himself, but he's not terrible helping support others - perhaps moreso than other spiderpeople his age.
#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#blogcat: headcanons#imo it would take him years to really find the right words as he was damn impulsive a talker at the start of the comics#but I think its a fun. expectation subversion?#oh gee 30s detective with an grave case of trauma. he'll still sit and calm down the kid that just watched an anomaly tear a hole in reality#wow that was great! wanna talk about your issues next? no. fucks off back to his universe
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In my heart, Noir Peter, especially as Spiderman, is the type to Just Leave when he doesn't like a particular situation. The conversation topic spirals into something he dislikes and he's already halfway up a wall aiming for Anywhere Else.
Goes "Well," and gets up, silently brushes past someone and vanishes off into the dark. See you, space cowboy spider detective.
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What if Aunt May's eyesight was also poor, and she can't see all the scratches and healed fractures on Pete's face as clearly as other people can. What if she refuses glasses because she's too stubborn to accept help. What if she refuses to see how much her boys changed
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Yeah yeah Pete has trouble memorizing color names and the differences between cold/warm and pallettes, we've all heard of this.
But what if on a whim Ham tried teaching the gang how to use hammerspace and Pete picked it up instantly.
#blogcat: headcanons#sure#noir posting#spiderman noir#spidernoir#I could say smth about how the universes most dramatic/comedic can bend physics easiest. but tbh I think it'd just be funny#pulls hat out of nowhere. watches people get progressively confused. pulls out second hat
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Noir's universe is a 21st-century telling of a Noir-genre-alike but still visibly full of era inaccuracies and 21st Century stylistic flairs to me. Incongruous with any true time period and more stage-drama than grit with lots of monologuing.
Pete's universe would be either rotoscoped or filmed if we'd permit such a sharp divergence in style - and perhaps hand-colored. Realistic and weighty and just a bit less forgiving.
#spiderman noir#spidernoir#noir posting#blogcat: headcanons#this was a dig at itsv noir at FIRST but the sharp contrast between the two would provide for some fun dynamics#intimidating but very dramatic mysterious man and. jesus christ what is this kid why is he so intense#I am also mean and love metanarratives. how would Noir feel aknowledging the unreality of his own universe?#Would Pete ever get mad enough at him to force him to confront that in an argument?#What is happening right now back home? Whose president? What's the geopolitics? Where is your Aunt? Your friends? How did you get your job?#Why does it feel like you speak from a script?#pete (unreality issues guy): hey wouldn't it be fucked up if you weren't even r-
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