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dealgemeneverwarring · 3 years ago

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De Algemene Verwarring #75 - 13 June 2022

The seventy-fifth episode of De Algemene Verwarring was broadcast on Monday June 13, 2022, and you can listen to it by clicking on the Mixcloud widget below. And if that does not work, here’s the direct link to the Mixcloud page:

https://www.mixcloud.com/MedialabKortrijk/de-algemene-verwarring-75-13-juni-2022/

Pictured below are Gavin Friday and Dave-Id Busaras from the band The Virgin Prunes, and they are the only true goth band and you have to love them. I guess I don’t have to introduce the band to regular listeners of the show, but still, they wore dresses, high heels and stockings on stage, they were groundbreaking and an astounding live band (never seen them, but there’s enough footage to find on the YouTubes). I picked up a copy of their 10″ “A New Form Of Beauty 2″, released in 1981 and I played the monstrous 10 minutes track “Come To Daddy” in the show, also the reason why I had to delete two other tracks from my original playlist. More new music comes from local garage surf heroes Chiff Chaffs, there’s Swedish church music from the new Blod album, and there’s also a brand new Stefan Christensen double 7″. Also old stuff from Pain Teens, The Bojax, The Human League, The Fall and The B-52′s. And beneath the photo you can find the playlist for this show. Enjoy!

Playlist:

Chiff Chaffs: Red Light (LP “Up To No Good” on Trash Wax, 2022)

The Bojax: Fast Life (10” “Don’t Look Back… It’s The Bojax” on Misty Lane Records, 2003, originally released on a 7″ in 1967 on Panther Records)

Midnight Men: Love Generation (LP “Midnight Confidential” on Wipe Out! Records, 1990)

The Wyld: Know A Lot About Love (10” “Don’t Look Back… It’s The Bojax” on Misty Lane Records, 2003, originally released on a 7″ in 1966 on Charay Records))

Chain & The Gang: Come Over (LP “Experimental Music” on Radical Elite Records, 2017)

The B-52’s: Dirty Back Road (LP “Wild Planet” on Island Records, 1980)

Purrses: Wrong Tide (Face A!!!) (7” “Wrong Tide” on Jaune Orange, Belly Button Records & Rockerill Records, 2021)

The Fall: Cash ’n’ Carry (LP “A Part Of America Therein, 1981”, reissue on Superior Viaduct, 2022, originally released on Cottage Records, 1982)

Virgin Prunes: Come To Daddy (10” “A New Form Of Beauty 2” on Rough Trade, 1981)

The Human League: Circus Of Death (7” “Being Boiled” on EMI, 1982, originally released in 1978 on Fast Product)

Pain Teens: My Desire (LP “Born In Blood” on Trance Syndicate, 1990)

The Garbage And The Flowers: On The Radio (12” “Cinnamon Sea” on Fire Records, 2022)

Stefan Christensen: Exact Formations (2x7” “Ruby” on Ever/Never Records, 2022)

Blod: Tänder ett ljus (LP “Pilgrimssånger” on Discreet Music, 2022)

Charalambides: Before You Go (LP “Exile” on Kranky, 2011)

#radio show #de algemene verwarring #punk #punk rock #new wave #post punk #goth #repetition #noise rock #experimental music #swedish church music #blod #drones

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eelgut · 8 years ago

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scrapyardparadise · 8 years ago

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“Oh Doctor, Why Doctor”

A short story, First Draft.

“1235 Saratoga St…” a young man, Otto Barker, muttered to himself on his drive through a quiet suburban street. It was a fairly well-to-do neighborhood, with small houses lined up neatly along a gently curved street. Children were playing, birds were singing, all during a nice summer afternoon.

“Am I even at the right place?” Otto thought. “I don’t even see any offices around here. Like, what the hell?”

Otto was on the lookout for the fabled 1235 Saratoga St, carefully counting down the houses as he drove along at just over 10 mph. He vaguely remembers the advert he saw on Craigslist while looking to find a cheap alternative to most places that deal with back pain. He almost could not believe he found this deal, and was more than eager to take a chance with what appears to be a brand new office.

Finally, after what felt like forever, he finally found 1235 Saratoga St. He parked his rusty white car neatly next to the curb, so as to avoid having to block the driveway of the garage. The house itself was no different from the other houses in this neighborhood. It was a 2-storey house, lined with grey siding and had a black roof. By all accounts it was a rather plain looking house.

Otto approaches the front door, as he would have with any office. He presses a small button next to the door. A faintly audible electric bell noise had rung from inside the house. Only a small moment later, the door knob turns, the door itself opens up, and a bespectacled, balding man reveals himself. He wears nothing more than a sleeveless shirt and shorts. A faint but noticeable odor surrounds him.

“Hi, are you Dr. Bojax?” Otto asked.

The man stares for a bit, squinting a bit, confused as to why this strange man had asked if he was a doctor. But then he finally realized exactly who this person was referring to.

“Oh, Teri?” he responded. “Yeah she’s just at the back. She’s renting out my basement.”

Confused, Otto then simply nods. “Thank you,”

Otto makes his way to the back of the house. The door to what appears to be a rented basement is plain, and appears to have seen better days. Otto checks to see if the door has a bell, as above. He could not find it, so he instead knocked on the door.

“Come in~!” a young, cutesy voice sing-songed from within.

He opened the door, and a small set of wind chimes rung as he did. He walked into a small waiting room. To the side was a TV, which was playing Family Feud. He sat down on the couch.

Otto began to look around. Much of the décor surrounding the room would not have been felt out of place in a young girl’s bedroom. The walls were painted a bright pink, the windows were lined with My Little Pony figurines, and there were several posters of various K-pop stars and Anime men. There was also a framed portrait of one such K-pop star, and underneath the portrait was a plaque which he assumes is the name, but it was in a language he cannot read.

“Well, they’re honest,” Otto thought, caught slightly off guard by the décor. He had normally envisioned a doctor’s office that was less…gaudy.

In front of Otto was a small coffee table. On it were a few scattered drawings of various fictional characters, and a small plate with cookies on it. The plate also had a heart-shaped sign that reads “Homemade cookies”, complete with a smiley face scrawled on it.

“Ooh!” Otto said. “Cookies!”

Otto takes one cookie, and takes a bite. The cookie was delicious, and Otto let out an audible “mmh!” as he ate.

A young, bespectacled, attractive, brown-haired woman enters the room, tablet in hand, and is wearing a white lab coat, with the price tag still attached to it.

“Must be very new then,” Otto thought.

“You must be…” she said, as she looks through her tablet. “…Otto Barker?”

“Yes,” Otto responds. “That’s me,”

“Hi, would you like to come into my office?” she said.

That must be her. Teri Bojax. She looks much younger and cuter than he had imagined. He happily follows the young doctor.

He enters the office. Just like the waiting room before, this room was also decorated seemingly to appear as cute as possible. The difference, however, is that there’s a few splotches of blood on the floor. He sits on a bed, covered with a My Little Pony towel.

“Sorry about the mess,” Teri says, with a slight hint of embarrassment in her voice. “I had a bit of trouble with my last patient, and I haven’t done surgery in a very long time so I’m kinda rusty.”

Teri perks back up. “So what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s my back,” Otto responds. “I think I strained it after lifting something too big.”

Teri scrolls through her tablet, punching in words, presumably to write notes.

“Okay, can you take off your shirt and lie belly down on the bed for me?” Teri says.

Without a word, Otto lays down on the bed. Teri then takes out some belts from inside a desk drawer, and one by one ties Otto’s limbs onto the bed frame.

“Wait what’s happening?” Otto asked, worried.

“Oh, don’t worry,” Teri responds. “It will hurt a bit, so I just don’t want you to flail around and stuff.”

“Wait I thought you use Ana-something-aesthetic?” Otto asked, struggling to remember the word he’s looking for.

“Oh the Anesthetic?” she responds. “I’m still waiting for it to get here. In the meantime…”

Teri picks up Otto’s t-shirt, takes a quick look around, and sniffs it, all the while just out of Otto’s line of sight.

“What are you doing?” Otto asked, confused and a little terrified.

“Nothing!” Teri yelped. She then pulled out of a closet a large lidded plastic tub, and began looking through it.

“You’re like, my third patient since I opened up business,” she said. “I remember back when I was 7 I tried to perform surgery on like this…small pigeon and I was very bad at it. I had like, no idea what I was doing. I think I killed it,”

Otto’s face turned pale upon hearing that.

“I tried again like…a year later,” Teri continued, completely unaware of Otto’s state of mind. “I think I killed that one too,”

Otto can almost feel himself on the verge of wetting himself in fear.

“I think I finally got the hang of it when I was like…10 or something,” Teri said, as she pulled out a rusty hammer. “I must’ve gone through like, four packs of popsicle sticks that day.”

“Oh god what the fuck…?” Otto could barely muster up the strength to whisper by this point. “Then, your home-made cookies…”

“What?” Teri asked, completely caught off guard by this plea, and a bag labeled Chips Ahoy in hand. “No, they were store bought.”

Otto still fears for the worst.

“Oh right!” Teri said cheerfully. “I got that TV out there as a graduation gift,”

“M-medical school graduation?” Otto asked.

“Nah, I haven’t started yet,” Teri said, ever so chipper. “I just graduated high school,”

This was the moment Otto realized…

…he fucked up.

The surgery was finally over, and Otto emerged out of the doctor’s office, seemingly unharmed. In fact, he was feeling much better than when he had arrived. He went into his car, and started his drive home.

Back in the office, Teri was reading some books on medical history. Teri then realized she had forgotten something. And then Teri’s face turned pale.

During the drive, Otto felt a faint vibration from his right pocket. He attempted to reach for the phone, but couldn’t find it. The phone then started up its automated voice messaging system.

“Hi, this is Dr Teri Bojax,” she said in the recording. “I just wanted to do a follow-up checkup on you, just to make sure everything is okay. We just need to do a few things.”

“Like taking your phone out of your leg.”

#short story #comedy #horror #dark comedy

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alterniancongress · 8 years ago

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Nista receives important wisdoms from Bojax XVI

#hazel plays sims #nista's interests

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delightfullyrainypoetry · 7 years ago

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She looks killer in saari... Do you agree? #anushkashetty https://www.instagram.com/p/BojaX-Bg2x-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jtna3nz3j0du

#anushkashetty

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misterfitzwell · 7 years ago

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angelramirezjr · 7 years ago

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scrapyardparadise · 8 years ago

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Oh Doctor, Why Doctor

Short Story. I edited.

“1235 Saratoga St…” a young blond-haired man, Otto Barker, muttered to himself on his drive through a suburban street. It was a fairly well-to-do neighborhood, with small houses lined up neatly along a gently curved street. Children were playing, birds were singing, all during a nice summer afternoon.

“Am I even at the right place?” Otto thought, rubbing his temples. “Did I miss the place? Like, what the hell?”

“+10 years of medical experience!”

Surely this doctor knew what they were doing. He already sent the money through the office’s PayPal service, so he may as well get what he wanted.

Finally, after what felt like forever, he finally found 1235 Saratoga St. He parked his rusty white car neatly next to the curb. The house itself was no different from the others in this neighborhood. The only thing of note is a basketball hoop over the garage door. By all accounts it was rather plain.

Otto approaches the front door, as he would have with any office. He presses a small button on the frame. A faintly audible electric bell noise had rung from inside. Only a small moment later, a bespectacled, balding man reveals himself. He wears nothing more than a sleeveless shirt and shorts. A faint but noticeable odor surrounds him.

“Hi, are you Dr. Bojax?” Otto asked.

The man stares for a bit, squinting a bit, confused as to why this strange man had asked if he was a doctor. But then he finally realized exactly who this person was referring to.

“Oh, Teri?” he responded. “Yeah she’s just at the back. She’s renting out my basement.”

Confused, Otto then simply nods. “Thank you,”

Otto makes his way to the back of the house. The entrance to the rented basement is a plain painted door, and appears to have seen better days. Otto checks to see if there is a bell button, as above. He could not find it, so he instead knocked on the door.

“Come in~!” a young, cutesy voice sing-songed from within.

He opened the door, and a small set of wind chimes rung as he did. He walked into a small waiting room. To the side was a TV, which was playing Family Feud. He sat down on the couch.

Otto began to look around. The walls were painted a bright pink, the windows were lined with My Little Pony figurines, and there were several posters of various K-pop stars and Anime characters, mostly men. Much of the décor surrounding the room would felt more fitting in a young girl’s bedroom rather than a medical office.

“To each their own, I guess,” Otto thought, caught slightly off guard by the décor. He had normally envisioned a doctor’s office that was less…gaudy.

“Ooh!” Otto said. “Cookies!”

Otto takes one cookie, and takes a bite. The cookie was delicious, and Otto let out an audible “mmh!” as he ate.

A young, bespectacled, cute, brown-haired woman enters the room, tablet in hand, and is wearing a white lab coat, with the price tag still attached to it.

“Must be very new then,” Otto thought.

“You must be…” she said, as she looks through her tablet and adjusting her glasses by the rim. “…Otto Barker?”

“Yes,” Otto responds. “That’s me,”

“Hi, would you like to come into my office?” she said.

That must be her. Teri Bojax. She looks much younger and cuter than he had imagined. He happily follows the young doctor.

He enters the office. Just like the waiting room before, this room was also decorated seemingly to appear as cute as possible. He sits on a bed covered with a My Little Pony towel. Between the incredibly cutesy decorations and the splotches of blood on the floor, his face slowly morphed from neutral indifference to mild dread. Something felt…

…off.

Teri lets out a nervous chuckle, but then perks back up. “Anyways thank you so much for coming! So what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s my back,” Otto responds. “I think I strained it after lifting something too big. I saw the ad on Craigslist so here I am.”

Teri scrolls through her tablet, punching in words, presumably to write notes.

“Okay, can you take off your shirt and lie belly down on the bed for me?” Teri says.

Without a word, Otto lays down on the bed. Teri then takes out some belts from inside a desk drawer, and one by one ties Otto’s limbs onto the bed frame.

“Wait what’s going on?” Otto asked, worried.

“Oh, don’t worry,” Teri responds. “It’ll hurt a bit, I just don’t want you to flail around and stuff.”

“Wait I thought you use Ana-something-aesthetic?” Otto asked, unable to quite remember the word he’s looking for.

“Oh the Anesthetic?” she responds. “I’m still waiting for it to get here. In the meantime…”

Teri picks up Otto’s t-shirt, takes a quick look around, and sniffs it, all the while just out of Otto’s line of sight.

“What are you doing?” Otto asked, confused and a little terrified.

“Nothing!” Teri yelped as she quickly put away the shirt. She then pulled out of a closet a large lidded plastic tub, and began looking through it.

“Don’t worry, I’ve done this for at least 10 years now,” she said. “Like, I remember back when I was like, 7 I tried to perform surgery on this small pigeon and I was like, really bad at it. I had like, no idea what I was doing. I think I killed it,”

Otto’s face turned pale upon hearing that.

“I tried again on like another pigeon like…a year later,” Teri continued, blissfully unaware she’s put Otto in panic mode. “I think I killed that one too, I don’t remember…”

Otto can almost feel himself on the verge of wetting himself in fear.

“I am going to die now,” Otto thought to himself. “I am going to fucking die now,”

“I think I finally got the hang of it when I was like…10 or something. Third time’s the charm, they say,” Teri said, as she pulled out a rusty hammer. “I must’ve gone through like, four packs of popsicle sticks that day.”

“What the fuck…?” Otto could barely muster up the strength to whisper by this point. “Then, your home-made cookies…”

“What?” Teri asked, completely caught off guard by this plea, and a bag labeled Chips Ahoy in hand. “No, these were store bought.”

Otto still fears for the worst.

“You’ve met Mr. DeHavilland, right?” she asks, as she put down both the cookies and the hammer down. “He’s so nice to just let me like… rent out his basement for really cheap. He was like…in the Army or something. He went to Korea too. I’m like really jealous of him because I can’t wait to go to Korea. I think he’s getting deaf though…”

“Wait,” Otto said. “I think he went for a different-,”

“Oh right!” Teri said cheerfully. “My parents are taking me there as a graduation gift,”

“M-medical school graduation?” Otto asked.

“Nah, I haven’t started yet,” Teri said, ever so chipper. “I actually just graduated high school. Also my 18th birthday is in like two weeks.”

It was at this moment Otto realized he fucked up.

The surgery was finally over, and Otto emerged out of the doctor’s office, stretching as he exited the door, seemingly unharmed. He was actually feeling much better than when he had arrived. He went into his car, and started his drive home.

Back in the office, Teri was reading some manga. Teri then realized she had forgotten something. And then Teri’s face turned pale.

During the drive, Otto felt a faint vibration from his right pocket. He attempted to reach for the phone, but couldn’t find it. The phone then started up its automated voice messaging system.

“Hi, this is Dr Teri Bojax,” she said in the recording, with a slight hint of embarrassment in her tone. “I just wanted to do a follow-up checkup on you, just to make sure everything is okay. In our next appointment, we just need to do a few things.”

She pauses for a moment, letting out a nervous chuckle.

“Like taking your phone out of your leg.”

#writing #short story #dark comedy #horror #comedy

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