#bongo bangs

[sliime]

[theblehthatbloos]

You just fucking people up with shit like this huh?

Menace

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[misfitmasquerave]

TAGS!

💀 a mazda bongo friendee // ooc. 🎭 welcome to the masquerade // p. 🎭 so this is the fabled tilted towers // crack. 🎭 i am a lost boy from neverland // steven. 🎭 i found something in the woods somewhere // dipper. 🎭 brighter than a shooting star // mabel. 🎭 i will not surrender; this life is mine // chilchuck. 🎭 you can't kill an idea. // marcille. 🎭 i'll be anything but ordinary // laios. 🎭 toss your oatmeal & eat something new // senshi. 🎭 fish in a birdcage // hunter. 🎭 life's alright in devil town // luz. 🎭 we'll make the world our playground // collector. 🎭 tunnel vision from the outsider's screen // gordon. 🎭 feelin' so matryoshka // benrey. 🎭 come hang; let's go out with a bang! // tommy. 🎭 in the clearing stands a boxer // coomer. 🎭 strike a match & burn it down // bubby. 🎭 i gotta ramble on // rambley.

[frenchkisstheabyss]

♡ Stray Kids Giving You Booty Slaps ♡

♡ Tis another reaction request fulfilled and honestly these are actually quite fun. Send them to me forever♡

Pairing: boyfriend!skz x reader

Genre: fluff & a tad suggestive

Warnings: all the ✨booty pats✨

♡ @anyamaris and so begins your eternal tags ♡

♡ Hyunjin likes to use your booty as a pillow when he's doing sketches in his notebook or scrolling his phone cause it's so comfy and lightly slapping it soothes him. It truly doesn't matter to him where you guys are at the time. The beach with friends. A picnic at the park. Wherever. If you're lying on your stomach, he's going straight to his fav spot.

♡ Changbin brings you to the gym because he does sincerely want to share his passion for fitness with you but it's also the best excuse ever to slap you on the booty. Even if your form's flawless he'll avoid congratulating you too much, choosing instead to slap your booty every time you slip up which will be often. So obviously he has you working on your squats a lot.

♡ Lee Know considers booty slapping to be a passion. An art, even. There's no reason for him to do it other than because he wants to and this man always wants to. His methods range from soft pats when you're sitting on his lap to grabbing handfuls of ass in public or chasing you around the room slapping it hard simply because he doesn't want you to know peace.

♡ Bang Chan plays your booty like it's a set of bongos whenever you're in his arms. Not only does the physical contact with you feel nice, your booty has some solid acoustics, honey. He spaces out sometimes humming the tunes to songs he's brainstorming. If not for his love of drumming on your cheeks Case 143 may have never happened.

♡ Seungmin uses booty slaps as a way to get you to focus all of your attention on him because he struggles to outright ask you for it. He tries to be sneaky at first with little pinches here and there but if you ignore him he'll get bolder, slapping it so hard that it's audible and you have no choice but to give the puppy whatever it is that he wants.

♡ I.N can grab your butt whenever he wants to but you can't grab his whenever you want to. It's against the rules. What rules? His. Don't question this man. You'll never see him smile wider than the moments when he knows he's made you happy or when he's in a possessive, bratty mood and successfully gets his hands on your cheeks.

♡ Felix loves a nice, soft plushie that he can cuddle, kiss, slap, and squeeze with all of the aggressive affection his little bbokari heart has to offer. Of all his plushies, your booty's his absolute favorite. For this very reason, he can only really touch it the way he wants in private. The risk of him getting way too into it in public and forgetting other people can see is super high.

♡ Han couldn't hide when he was about to pat your booty if he wanted to because he has a habit of being so vocal with it. He has to tell you what a cute butt you have, how adorable you are, and how much he loves you. Once Han gets started it's gonna lead to cuddles 100% of the time so if you try to run and he catches you just get comfy.

[panicbetrayer]

Baby's first Big Bang is complete! I had the wonderful opportunity to be an artist for the fic "What Was I Made For" by the lovely @bongo-spindash! (Link to the Fic: X)

Please make sure to check out the beautiful art of my fellow artists: @seagull-scribbles (x) and @chubbidust (x)

@sthbigbang

[chunkitakii]

Okay but agsty time

Imagine us being in a toxic relationship before meeting lux, when we do we're obviously not with the guy anymore, but we still have trauma. So we get freaked at any sudden close movement and when seggs is asked for, mainly because you fear vulnerability at that point. I just like to the think the absolute hell it would be for both you and lux

I love a good ol angst story

WARNING: This contains the reader having past toxic relationships, panic attacks???, and slight mentions of seggs.

ANGST/FLUFF/AND SLIGHT SMUT UNDER CUT

If you were in a past toxic relationship, Lux would absolutely comfort you and be there for you 100% if the two of you were in a relationship together.

At first, he saw how you jumped at the slightest things. He would honestly tease you for it, then apologize gigglingly.

But after seeing you genuinely scared because of a loud noise, he is a little worried.

You handled around the stage while Lux performed some goofy tricks to cheer you up. He noticed you seemed under the weather. He mentioned you looking like you had a grey cloud over your head jokingly, but he only got a dry laugh out of you. And that was no good for Lux, so he might as well get you to at least laugh once today.

He juggled seven balls in the air, balanced a ladder on his nose, and swallowed a whole sword that he magically pulled out of his pocket. Yet he still didn't get not one chuckle out of you, only small little smiles. So, the two of you just settled on a comedy movie to sit back and relax to.

Lux was laughing and snickering his little blue butt off. And you had finally let out a small chuckle at one of the jokes hidden in the movie. Lux didn't know why you laughed at it, but the fact that you did made his small heart warm.

The two of you relaxed, watching the movie in almost silence. Until there was a certain part in the movie that had something that had caught you off guard.

In one of the scenes, there was a sudden loud bang, shocking you right out of your seat. It made Lux laugh at you, seeing you jump so high. "Hah! Wow! You jumped like a..." Lux couldn't even finish his sentence, not after how he had seen the state you were in.

He sat there, not sure what to do. You were shaking like a leaf and holding your head defensively. It had only taken a couple of seconds for Lux to realize that you were scared, terrified even.

"Thank you, ladies, but that will be all." He announced as he waited for the movie to turn off.

Lux didn't know what to do; he doesn't comfort humans. He immortalizes them in film and scares the living bongos out of them. Comforting them was last on his list. The only thing he had thought of was putting a comforting hand on your shoulder. Yet by the way you flinched at that, he didn't want to push it.

Throwing you words of affirmation was just the only thing he could do in this situation. He didn't see you flinch at that, so he kept on going. It had calmed you, if anything.

So, he sat there next to you, waiting until you were ready.

Lux wouldn't know how to comfort people, let's be honest here.

But Lux would be there for you until you were ready.

He would try and not make any loud or obnoxious noises for you; seeing you in distress put him in distress, if anything.

And when he found out about you also getting frightened with sudden close contact, it was like a total stump for him.

At first, it seemed harmless enough. Lux had thought you were just shy.

But when he saw how uncomfortable you had gotten with how close he was, Lux did not waste any time moving back to give you space.

(I would do a little story abt it, but i think im having writer's block :''( ....)

It was like you were a little mouse, frightened at loud sounds and close contact.

It wasn't rocket science to know that something had happened with you.

He had seen it before, in many cases.

Well... in movies, that is...

He didn't want to force an answer out of you; he waited until you were comfortable.

(If you don’t like smut, feel free to skip this bit.)

Now when you had told him about your past relationships, Lux was just furious. Why would someone even think of doing that to a lovely person like you?

It had taken all his might to not just explode out of anger. So he just sat there and heard you explain the whole story.

Lux would ask you what you could do and not do to have a better understanding of you.

It was sort of funny seeing him whip a notepad and pencil out of his hat to write down everything.

And after that, Lux and you were closer than ever.

Now for the other bit, getting intimate with Lux.

After you had explained to Lux about it all, Lux was very cautious towards you.

If he felt the need to ease some tension, he feels wrong just going to you and asking for help.

Lux is aware about your situation, and does not want to push it. So he goes and does his biz somewhere else.

But If you were the one to ask, he is both excited and anxious.

He is constantly checking you to see if what he is doing is okay and that he is not making you uncomfortable.

He would probably feel better if you take the lead, he feels that it is better that way so you know what you are comfortable with.

But if you wanted him to, he would ask you to talk it through with him. Telling him where to touch and how you want it.

He is on edge the whole time, but once he gets the hang of it, now knowing you more than ever, Lux would honestly feel like a pro with you.

He is a fast learner, so be prepared to receive much love from him. <3

(Again, would right about it. But I’m at a stump here. </3 I hope you enjoyed what I could give you tho!)

[fatkish]

Funny (y/n) x MHA pt 3

(Y/n): *points finger guns at Aizawa* I’ma play your butt like bongos

Aizawa: No you most certainly will not

(Y/n): aww… but you have such a nice one

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Midnight: Nothing in life is free.

(Y/n): Love is free.

Aizawa: Knowledge is free.

All Might: Friendship is free.

Nedzu: Self-respect is free.

Hizashi: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

Aizawa: Hizashi, that's illegal-

Midnight: No, let them finish!

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(Y/n): All Might is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Hizashi: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Nedzu: Tackle them!

Aizawa: Dump them.

Midnight: Kick them in the shin!

All Might: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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(Y/n): Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Midnight: Make his dick hard not his life.

Hizashi: Break her bed not her heart.

Aizawa: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

(Y/n): Get on his dick not his nerves.

All Might: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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All Might: If I fall…

Midnight: I’ll be there to catch you.

Aizawa: *looks at Hizashi* What if I fall?

Hizashi: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

(Y/n): *watches these two interactions*

(Y/n), to Nedzu: And if I fall?

Nedzu: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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(Y/n): If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Nedzu: What if it bites me and it dies?!

(Y/n): Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nedzu, learn to listen.

All Might: What if it bites itself and I die?

(Y/n): That's voodoo.

Hizashi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

(Y/n): That's correlation, not causation.

Aizawa: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

(Y/n): That's kinky.

Midnight: Oh my god.

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*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*

All Might: Get two more chairs!

Hizashi: They can get their own chairs.

Midnight: Make them fight for it.

(Y/n): You only need one chair to beat them all with.

Aizawa: I would never be near children.

Nedzu: Kill two.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

(Y/n): I will not let you down.

All Might: Sounds fun.

Hizashi: K.

Aizawa: No, I'm fucking not.

Midnight: Do I have to be?

Nedzu: Please god, I am so tired.

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(Y/n) : You look good in that hoodie.

Aizawa: You know where else I'd look good?

(Y/n), zero hesitation: My bed.

Aizawa, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Aizawa: It doesn’t have a bone.

(Y/n) : Then why is it called a boner?

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(Y/n) : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Aizawa: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

(Y/n) : I—

(Y/n) : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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(Y/n) : Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Aizawa is? Because Aizawa is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

[thebiggestbango]

I need to get absolutely railed so fucking bad

[taehyungfirst]

Hi! Forgive me. I recently came back to army socials after taking my a break for mental health reasons. wtf is apobangpo? What happened to borahae? Everything is now blue? What happened to the purple? Apobangpo sounds like something bongo made up to attach himself to bts and army 😭 I still remember when the company tried to copyright borahae. I’m guessing that didn’t work so this new apobangpo nonsense is being used now.

Anyway, I hope Taehyung does whatever he wants whenever he wants. I’m so happy he’s free now and looking healthy and well! I bet he already has directors, modelling contracts and artists at his door, begging him to work with them.

I hope you’re doing well too!

Hello! I hope you’re doing well :)

Someone can correct me on this, but if I’m not wrong a member came up with apobangpo. But it just sounds so bad, it reminds me of bang pd 😭 they failed to copyright borahae and they’re trying to slowly erase it from everywhere and replace it with apobang, which is happening on twitter too… like guys idk if you noticed but no army big acc used borahae it’s actually crazy. The color is just terrible I won’t even comment on it.

AND YESSSSS Tae’s silence today already made me curious of what’s to come…

[pumpkinsy0]

If the Outsider characters were in band. Or music school ( present time maybe )

What instruments do you think they’ll play

Curtis gang

Shepherd gang…

Even Buck included ( I feel like he’ll be the music instructor lol ) ✊

i woke up at 3am, saw this and thought about it for this long ok hold my hand

two bit- trumpet or xylophone anddd maracas

steve- cowbell and drums (actually understands how to play it mind u)

dally- drums (im ngl hes just banging things till it sounds good, he doesnt care to read music notes or just doesnt remember how to and thinks learning them again is boring)

soda- accordian, piano, and cymbals

pony- flute (i just think he was forced to play this in music class, he wouldve picked a guitar), triangle, soommeeewhat piano??? hasnt fully grasped it yet AND I SEE HIM PLAYING STRICTLY ORGANIC INSTRUMENTS but for some reason him w a synthesizer gets a pass

darry- acoustic guitar and piano

tim- bass guitar (and harmonica!!!! inmates taught him that one)

curly- keyboard and electric guitar bc hes flashy

angela- tambourine and piano

cherry- violin and organ

marcia- harp and bongos

bob- cello

randy- viola

buck- seems like the kinda guy to know how to play a banjo and harmonica

mark- bass and snare drum anddd trombone

bryon- guitar

m&m- piccolo and or clarinet, ill even hand him an ocarina (loz ocarina of time i will forever find a way to include u)

cathy- ukulele and kalimba

[dailybomberman]

day 234: bang on the drums

(i had a much more enjoyable time drawing him, bongo)

[daincrediblegg]

I want to bang hiss belly like a fucking bongo drum. hnnnnnnnngn

[writingquestionsanswered]

How do I show mispronunciations and correction of said mispronunciation? Specifically when the mispronunciation is how you would assume the word is actually pronounced. For example, the title ‘Bangabandhu’ is actually pronounced ‘Bongobondhu’. How do I show this mispronunciation and it’s correction without confusing the reader?

Illustrating a Mispronunciation

Readers routinely encounter words in fiction that they won't know exactly how to pronounce. When reading, the onus is typically on the reader to figure it out, unless it is an invented word and the pronunciation is critical, in which case you might find a way to hint at the proper way to pronounce it.

So... when a character in a story mispronounces a word that the reader also might not know how to pronounce--like Bangabandhu, for example--what I would suggest is using phonetics to illustrate both the wrong and right way to pronounce it. Kind of like you did in the example, only phonetically spelling out the mispronunciation, too.

"Wasn't he the bang-abbad-hoo, though?"

"Bongo-bond-hu," she corrected. "He was Bangabandhu."

The second sentence shows the proper pronunciation along with the proper spelling so the reader can associate the two in the future. You can find other creative ways to structure that, as well.

I hope that helps!

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[crowlixcx]

hey me and the boys are gonna shave our heads and go bang bongos in times square if u wanna pull up

[frenchkisstheabyss]

✨So I was gonna do this series last year of a bunch of lil fics inspired by lyrics to songs I shake ass to but (depression). It’s a new year though and ya girl’s ready for some ho activities so I’ll be dropping new fics over the next few weeks✨

✨Btw, if you want a boy you don’t see you can request him and a song if you want. I’ll add em✨

“Better grab a mop, it’s getting sticky in this bitch” - Tyler the Creator

bartender!bang chan x chubby!fem!waitress!reader

“Bout 20 missed calls he faded. White boy wasted, Channing Tatum” - Megan thee Stallion

boyfriend!mingyu x chubby!fem!reader

“Bad bitch I can be your fantasy. I can tell you got big dick energy” - Latto

producer!johnny x chubby!fem!rapper!reader

“He eat it in the car. That’s meals on wheels” - Cardi B

ex boyfriend!racer!hyunjin x chubby!fem!reader

“My back shots sound like bongos. I ain’t scared to admit I’m a freak ho” - Cardi B

drug dealer!wooyoung x chubby!fem!good girl!reader

“Call him Ed Sheeran, he in love with my body” - Doja Cat

roommate!seungcheol x chubby!fem!stripper!reader

[totsandnuggsrebloggs]

Everytime one of my neighbor’s kids bangs on our shared wall (yes it’s 100% on purpose you can’t accidentally play jingle bells like a bongo on a wall) so every time they make noise whether that’s kicking my wall repeatedly until it shakes my bookcase or screaming bloody murder and slurs at each other I take out one of my instrument (usually the kalimba) and play every song I know until they stop.

This tends to work but it takes about 3 tries to get them to fully stop. I learned not to play C418 as they go absolutely ham wild for that one but Chim Chim Cher-ee, Jurassic Park, and Pure Imagination are all certified pied-piper bangers.