#both and neither

[the-real-o5-6]

hey, it's been a while!

how are y'all doing?

hey, it really has hasnt it

ive been good, you?

[hotluncheddie]

not here about autistic steve but i am here about gator…..

that man could make me do anything he wanted waving a gun around like he does. like yes sir anything you ask and it’s done, no questions asked. gator really is for the girls and gays with a gun and spit kink 😳

-🦇

hello lovely 🦇 anon!!

oh? my wet little guy? my lizard puppy??

i don't really have a gun thing (respect to the girlies who do) but oof yes gator and spit is v v v good, likes getting wet and messy and sloppy all over

something about him tho, i think its just how his bravado and masculinity feels like such an act, hes always having to pretend and show off and be this 'man' (bc of his father.) that it just makes me imagine him as like, someone who would get horny or want things and imagine things and thats the only time he lets himself be soft.

just needy and desperate and drooly and flush.

it’s like, the moment he gets a warm body inviting him in he just melts, he aches. he’s touch starved and traumatised and when he gets a little bit of tenderness and care he falls apart a little. even if it’s usual foreplay, flirting type touching, he can’t help his pupils dilating and his brain going fuzzy. mouth filling with spit and breathing getting slower. fingers twitching to touch, just wanting to be good and be guided and be told. and sometimes that’s going fast and deep and a little rough, but that’s always based on the other person, how they’re moving and what they’re saying and how they’re getting off. because if they like it, they’re moaning and saying shit, it usually involves ‘good’ and ‘just like that’ and that’s what he wants. wants to be a good boy.

and then it’s the same when he’s alone, the yearning and the ache. so he tries to give himself what he needs, fantasy and ideas and maybe there’s one with a gun, wouldn’t be too hard to be in a situation with one. maybe he likes the power but maybe he likes giving the power over, likes doing that but having it be something he’s rewarded for, not ridiculed, a nice give and take, exiting. (and maybe ridiculed a bit but in a good way, a way that makes him light up. burn.)

and he can process these things he’s been taught and ways his dads raised him but they can be good now, can be a place for him to be cared for and held and healed for being obedient and submissive - without the ‘need to fight back’, ‘am i pushing back too much or not enough?’ ‘not being man enough or not respecting my elders enough?’ kind of dule thing, like constant internal war. that i think would be there around his father and the relationship there.

ye idk, he’s my fucking sad little guy. i think he’s interesting and cool! (sry if this is too character study lol i just idk i guess i can’t really see him as a dom really - not without it being more of him acting)

[hanna-lulu]

Are you stright or gay?

yeah

[authenticcadence18]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUFORD !!!!!! 🌈

[andstuffsketches]

they're a fun trio

[askthe-littlepoet]

poet it's late but will you be my valentine? ;]

"..."

"No. I'm busy."

"I've got... just, a lot to do."

[its-2am-somewhere]

[wishfulsketching]

This is what the dynamic was like

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[andi-o-geyser]

kleya marki character of the century. everybody else shut the fuck up

[soapbbox]

Cogless Megatron looks like he’s demand the X-Box privileges from Starscream.

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO 😭 Megatron is playing Strat Ball lol, he’s still bratty even with his cog

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..

[theorphicangel]

you don't dare to say those three little words to sukuna. not ever.

he's a stoic and hard man, not built to ever really engage with sentimental behaviour. so you choose to read the room and keep the words of 'i love you' to yourself.

not even when he makes you a cup of tea without you asking, a cure from your current sickness which was spreading around.

not even when you show up on his doorstep overwhelmed by life and not knowing who to talk to.

not even when he indirectly asked you to move in basically asking why 'don't you keep your shit here all the time?'

not even when he makes you breakfast because he knows how you tend to skip when your schedule gets too busy.

not even when he takes the time to pick you up from work on a rainy evening when you're working overtime despite the fact he told you to stop picking up unnecessary shifts.

not even when his face is between your thighs, making your eyes roll back and leaving you lightheaded when he's done with you.

not even when the two of you pillow talk, his hands caressing your skin as you mumble your way to sleep.

you don't want to make things awkward, or worst case scenario, you scare him.

so you keep your warm feelings bottled up inside your chest. leaving them for another day and another time where you think it's more appropriate to say those things.

[platypus-brained]

Splish splash, Candace gives Perry a bath

[Season 3 vs Season 5]

[yujateaandpi]

Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.

[elodieunderglass]

And one amang, an Iyrysch man,

Uppone his hoby swyftly ran…

WAIT HANG ON - slamming the brakes on drawing this stupid picture - do you nerds even KNOW the etymology of the word “hobby”? The thing you do for pleasure? The thing you have too many of? The thing you spend too much money on and share with your friends? The thing tumblr probably is to you? Those hobbies?

It comes from a now-kind-of-extinct breed of Irish pony-horse. It was called the Irish Hobby. Supposedly the hobby got its name from the Gaelic word obann, or swift. They definitely were. They’d obann your pants clean off.

Fast tough little bastards, built for rough terrain and renowned for their speed and stamina, hobby horses belonged to the Celts, and their highly annoying style of mounted warfare. but their conquerors liked hobby horses a lot, kept them, used them for themselves, and found them useful enough, despite the fact that they also had famously useful things like mounted knights or horse archers. A lightweight Irish warrior, mounted on a hobby horse, was called a hobelar.

Reportedly and in depictions, hobelars rode without stirrups. Or saddles. Or bridles. Or - well - this is all sounding very improbable, because the hobelars COULDNT have just been charging around basically bare-assed on naked ponies, screaming, and somehow in the process undoing the composure of actual mounted armoured knights. Knights who, I remind you, had stirrups. Stirrups are useful! It’s quite likely the hobelars had some gear. And clothes. and weapons. And the ponies probably had some tack - I am picturing a bellyband that you could at least hang a saddlebag on, and a neck rope for catching the bloody thing, even if not a saddle. But the overall impression, somehow created by people on darling little ponies, was apparently quite striking and fearful.

I mean. God Forbid People Have Hobbies.

Anyway after a while, whatever people became the British had eventually conquered all of the rough terrain that hobbies were best at, and horse archers just got sexier, and mounted knights became aristos, and all the bog and forest people had been subdued, so it was time to sunset the hobelars. but WAIT! Hobby horses are still tremendously fun and appealing! They’re so fast! and you can ride them without a saddle! Sure, they’re not up to the weight of a mounted knight, or indeed a lot of guys… but surely we can still find a use for a hobby or two? In the back garden? Somewhere?

At which point an English king decided to keep hobby horses just for fun. No military application. No further development of the technology. Not for fun. Just as expensive, pleasurable, pets. Just for the joy of the thing.

And that is how hobby (activity done purely for pleasure) comes from hobby horse (small horse) possibly from obann (swift.) they’re very interesting and you should look all this up for yourself! because it sure sounds like Elodie doing a bit, doesn’t it?

Today, Irish Hobbies are functionally nonexistent. References for drawing include the Kerry Bog Pony, the Connemara, and (I personally think) Dartmoors and Exmoors. They’re said to have lent their speed to the Irish Hunter/Sport Horse and from there to the Thoroughbred, but every damn horse in the world claims relation to the Thoroughbred, and they can’t be THAT thoroughly bred.

At any rate - you can never have enough hobbies. Just be glad that yours aren’t expensive beasts with minds of their own, eating their heads off in the pasture! …Unless they are. In which case, you’re part of a proud tradition.