#boxercises

[marie-eria]

was hit with a divine vision level of crack ship. just think about it. disco kid loves exercising and dancing and moving his body, and wii fit trainer would help him do that and admire his passion and silly energy. they should kiss with tongue

ship name is boxercise the wedding is tomorrow

[bucksgym]

Mana

土曜のボクササイズコースでトレーニング中だったマナさん🩷ステキです😍

[purplepostbirdo5]

boxercise

[neenarchive]

mr milchick. i know his blood pressure readings are off the fucking charts

[hammertarot]

@erdensalz

"I end up in this weird place, away from Sonic, and now my hammer's gone! All I have is this piece of junk!" She pulls out the offending item in question—a small toy hammer— and bangs it against a trash can as if to make a point. The hammer only squeaks in response.

Any resulting physical assault—kicks and punches alike—while better, doesn't give the results she's grown to expect. She's... disappointed.

"Okaaay, maybe I've gotten a little rusty."

There's the feeling that someone is nearby, watching. When she turns around, her gaze locks with familiar purple eyes.

"Knuckles?! Boy, am I glad to see you."

A pause.

"Wait... did you see all that?" Not waiting for a response, she shakes her head,"Nevermind! Doesn't matter! More importantly, I need your help!"

Stepping closer, she puts her hammer away in favor of making a pleading gesture.

"Could you help me with my training again? Pleeeease? I just need a few pointers, that's all, I swear!"

[glassjoeandgreattigersssimp]

PO boxers (my AU) and what their sponsors would be!

Because ain't no way the babygirls are living in NY on a single paycheck. Sell out time! (Also for my rp with @vampirtulpe )

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Typically partners with smaller bakeries that he frequents

- They reward him with free pastries and coffee in return for companionship

- When Joe first came to NY, he thought Panera Bread was a small indie bakery... oh how he was wrong and made fun of for it.

Von Kaiser 🇩🇪🔩

- Very cautious about partnering with anyone, mainly because of the whole ordeal with Soda

- Did exactly one commercial with some hardware company and then dipped

- His boxing class absolutely adored that commercial though, they were like "omggg Mr. Kaiser I saw you on the television yesterday!!1!"

Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺

- His sponsor is actually the radio station His dad owns

- In fact that radio station actually promotes most of the WVBA... but especially Disco Kid in particular

King Hippo 🏝 🦛

- No sponsors

- Created a blender once to sell it

- His blendah sucks

Piston Hondo 🇯🇵 🥊

- Will happily promote any small business he stumbles upon or that reach out to him

- This includes that boxercise class Heike owns

- Brings an unnatural amount of energy into each commercial, you'd swear he was on something

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻

- Partnered with this one syrup brand (ofc)

- So intertwined with them, Spruce is dead ahh the mascot of the brand now.

- Puts a secret environmental message into each ad he does

Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐅

- Not really a partnership, but he used to collab with multiple rap artists

- The deal was he'd get to sing at least two lines, or else he's not promoting the song

- Nowadays he'll just do a random gig if he needs extra cash

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- Does perfume and men's clothing commercials

- Bro is basically making tv-friendly thirst traps

- He actually loves doing them, but Carmen only let's him do them once per month

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- Did a singular ad for some energy drink...

- Long story short, he got fired, the set burnt down, and 4 people landed in the hospital

- Yeah no one wants his smelly redhead ass

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾

- Soooo that whole fiasco with the corrupt Vodka company... yeah.

- Thankfully Macho Man helped him break off from the company

- No longer does any partnerships

Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂

- No sponsors, doesn't want any

- He's happy with what he's got

- He doesn't work well with others

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊

- Dude has done adverts for everyone and everything...

- Body care, cars, energy drinks, Hippos blender's... you name it, he's probably done it. Dude is a walking advert.

- Shares his promotional money with Soda

Mr. Sandman 💤 🟢

- Partnered with the WVBA

- Helps sell WVBA merchandise such as action figures, clothes... even events.

- Isn't allowed to interact with anyone or anything else...

(This was a cringy idea, I'm sorry ;-; )

[randomthefox]

I'm sorta on the fence about your take on Amy's strength. Mostly I'm confused on how the Piko Piko hammer works if it's just a toy. Is Amy's momentum what destroys robots, then? Not strength but speed? (I suppose that makes sense, considering she's a speed type character.)

What do you make of the giant hammer she wields when paired with Knuckles in Advance 3? That one seems to make a weightier sound than the others.

Also, what do you make of the weights she wore on her ankles and wrists while boxercising in Battle?

I mean, I did make a comparison to John Wick killing a dude with a pencil lol. You can fuck someone up with anything if you're badass enough. Vin Diesel killed a guy with a teacup in that terrible Chronicles of Riddick movie.

The fact that I'm saying the Piko Piko hammer is just a lame toy that isn't special at all is actually me being MORE complimentary of Amy's strength and prowess as a combatant than trying to pretend the hammer is special is some way. Amy filled a plastic toy with *dreams* and she makes it work.

I say that as a joke, but Sonic Battle does actually provide evidence that Amy is SO UTTERLY DELUSIONAL that she can manifest her psychosis into physical power and fight as if she is tag teaming with Sonic. (Rouge still wins). So like, I really do think she is just that fucking crazy that she can dismantle a killer robot with a plastic hammer.

I don't think she can lift a hammer that's bigger than she is and weighs at least a ton, and I don't think she can crack an entire building into rubble single handedly. But she can definitely fuck up Eggmans robots. I personally put Modern Amy in terms of power scaling at where Sonic was in the classic Genesis games. So anything Classic Sonic went up against, I think Amy is easily capable of fighting just as well.

The hammers on Sonic Advance 3 are a product of the tag team mechanics of that game. The giant hammer specifically is from her teaming up with Knuckles. So I interpret it that Amy is able to swing a hammer that big specifically because Knuckles is lending her his strength. The credits of Sonic Rush reusing the giant hammer sprite for a gag notwithstanding.

Sonic Battle is too, shall we say, limited in its visual representation for us to have a proper understanding of how the boxercizing weights worked. A lot of people seem to interpret it as meaning the golden wrist bracelets weigh a billion pounds or whatever. Even though she's still wearing them in the cutscene and during the gameplay afterwards. But again, the game leaves almost too much to the imagination for us to know for sure. They're definitely just working on Dragon Ball logic though.

Certainly nothing is ever said about HOW heavy they're supposed to be. There's a screen shake effect when they're taken off, but how much are we supposed to read into that? Are we supposed to visualize it like she's Rock Lee?

I dunno, that seems like reading into it more than what's actually present in the text of the game to me.

I don't doubt they're heavy but they're probably a lot more subdued than people assume. Again, it seems very much a Dragon Ball moment to me.

I could definitely believe that Amy could have been wearing maybe 200 pounds in weights on her wrists and ankles for the sake of a boxercizing weight loss regiment. She was able to carry Trip around no problem during her unique level in Sonic Superstars after all, with that heavy armor on Trip was probably 100-150 pounds give or take. Which, sure, for you and me, that's a lot. But is it a lot by anime cartoon animal standards? Would it be a lot for Sonic and Tails or Knuckles? I don't think any of them would even notice an extra 200 pounds.

Amy's real strength does not come from how PHYSICALLY strong she is. Amy's strength comes from being crazy her spunk and determination. That's how I see it anyway.

[jere-me--oh-my]

"Yeah, it's no bother, seriously!" Jeremy nodded, making a start back towards the door so he could emerge into the corridor. See? This was why the door-open policy on move-in day was an absolute must! You actually got to chat to people and hang out, and in this case he got to stop Luca from giving themselves any more asthma attacks than necessary.

"So do you know what specific classes you've got yet? The uh, individual modules? Are you looking forward to any in particular?"

Jeremy Johnson had never been accused of not being good at small-talk, like, he should have listed 'schmoozing' on his CV because he never seemed to struggle with finding something to say and to get to know people better.

@lucathedreamer

Boxercise - Joca

[theviceenforcer]

Super Smash Bros 6 (SFM) - Possible Newcomers

Six or Six and a half Plausible candidates that I think will appear in a sixth Smash game as New Fighters or Echoes with the recent announced Switch 2.

1. Waluigi (Super Mario) - You got Mario, Luigi and even Wario himself so you got to finally have Waluigi as a playable character.

2. Crash & Coco Bandicoot (Crash) - You got Mario representing Nintendo and Sonic representing SEGA and both played an important role in the console wars of the 90s and 00s so Crash and Coco can represent the Playstaiton 1.

3. Amy Rose (Sonic) - I think each character of the main cast for the Sonic series is worthy of being a playable character but if I had to pick one I'd pick Amy her iconic hammer would be a change compared to other fighters using swords plus she also expierenced in martial arts like kickboxing and boxercise showing that she can fight even without her hammer.

4. Lucy (Ninjala) - Ninjala being exclusive on Nintendo along with the fact that it's still ongoing gives the IP a good chance for a rep. Lucy in my opinion is a perfect fit since she's more violent and competitive compared to the other main cast.

5. Octolings (Splatoon) - Octolings could be echo fighters but if made separate characters they could use different weapons that their inkling counterparts don't like ones introduced in Splatoon 2 & 3.

6. Viridi (Kid Icarus) - Smash could always use some more villains plus we could see her team up with Dark Pit to take down Pit, Viridi or anything that isn't nature.

[yanderethorne]

so me at the weekly boxercise class my boss has organised bc she can see the team are on the edge dealing with (mostly male) clients except my knees don’t work anymore and i was on a yoga mat on the car park floor and it was 25 degrees celsius and we were all plagued with a cloud of flying ants and the deadly laser of a sun blasted me and now my thighs are super glued together with sweat and walking up the stairs feels like i’m dragging weights of lead and i’m pretty sure i have a flying ant in my pu-

[too-many-rooks]

Thomas Levin as... Thomas Levin, in 'Nipskanalen' (2017)

Okay, so, so much to explain here.

This is from a YouTube show called Nipskanalen, which (from what I can gather) is a sort of semi-parody mini series where three famous danish actresses (one of them being Laura Christensen, who's married to Thomas Levin,) play versions of themselves, trying to get funding for a new movie, and consulting/meeting with a bunch of other people in the Danish entertainment industry.

There weren't any closed captions on the youtube video so the best way I could try and figure out what was going on was by running the video through a transcription programme (which didn't work brilliantly, because there's lots of muttering and overlapping speaking) and then putting the danish transcription through google translate so. Not exactly got a precise script. (In a similar vein. The title of this mini series is maybe something like nipple canal?)

But the general gist of it is as far as I can understand is that two of the trio turns up at the Levin-Christensen apartment, one of them ditches her baby with them to go do boxercise, and Levin and Christensen look extremely tired carrying around their infant daughter. Everyone goes to have a script meeting in their son's bedroom, Thomas says no one's gonna make any money trying to make this film and YouTube series, and maybe if they want to make a film they should just make a film, and maybe try and find a producer and a name and some funding and not focus on a self-indulgent mini series about seeing actors private lives, and hopes his wife can still claim maternity benefits if she's working.

Later, Kim Bodnia rocks up and sits on a child's pirate-themed bunkbed.

Special shoutout to @starvalisedham for calling in their Scandinavian mutual to try and translate this 🫡🫡

+ here's the video, for anyone interested

[all-together-now]

Is Amy still obsessed with dieting and working out like crazy until she passes out? I hope she's taking care of herself...

Surge, Blaze, Trip, and Honey looked on in concern before turning their heads to Amy.

"Uh...I don't ever remember having an exercise routine like that. I mean, I guess I've worn myself out weightlifting and boxercising too much sometimes, but never to the point of passing out."

The other girls sighed with relief.

"Good. I don't want to hear that your strength came from a place of self harm," Honey said.

[true-blue-sonic]

If you are familiar with the events from. Sonic Battle: Amy asks Lilac to be her boxercise training partner, do Espio and Silver allow it?

I think they'd be 100% fine with her fighting normally... but Amy's boxercise might be a no-go for them both, if only because they see how upset it makes Cream and how far Amy takes it. In my opinion, Amy's not being very healthy about boxercising in the game😅 I think Silver and Espio would absolutely refuse to have Lilac be involved with Amy's weight loss and such, for Lilac's mental health. I can't imagine they'd have a problem with her brawling and battling others since they both do the same, but Amy's boxercise specifically might be where they draw the line, haha!

[bumpsyp1ains]

A Lot to Love Preview

Before the pink hedgehog left, though, she found herself having to use their bathroom really quickly. Once she was about to get out, though, she spotted herself in the mirror and… noticed some differences.

Her waist was bigger, her arms and legs were thicker, and…

Amy put a hand on her belly and lightly squeezed it. Yep, that’s gotten bigger, too.

Her ears drooped down. How did she not notice this until now? Did anyone else see it?

Normally, this wouldn’t really get to her, but the thing is, she does a good amount of exercise, especially when it comes to boxercising. Was what she was doing not enough? Should she start eating less? Should-?

[glassjoeandgreattigersssimp]

Punch Out!! Wii boxers and their workout regimes.

(Got inspired from @bucketspammer4life and their buckets-worth of Punch Out headcannons, so here I am making mine! Teehee. We all saw cutscenes about how Lil Mac trains for matches, but what about the other boxers?? Find out here!)

Glass Joe: 🥐🇫🇷

- Hates waking up early, so he starts later in the afternoon/evening

- When he works out, he wears a black hoodie that says "But first, coffee" on it.

- Focuses on cardio to stay in shape, and because his natural upper body strength is abysmal

- Kaiser sometimes helps him prep for matches and tends to over-praise him... like, Joe will do 2 push-ups and Kaiser will be on his knees, screaming about how amazing Joe is doing.

- Hates dieting to build muscle (since it takes him away from his beloved breads and wine), but if he has to, his go-to meal plan consists of Greek yogurt, berries, PB on whole grain sandwiches, and salads.

- His workout playlist consists of a variety of music, but quite a lot of Daft Punk. He's a closeted fan of them.

- He used to sparr with Gabby Jay before he died. It was his only real practice and upper body exercise he got. Nowadays he sparrs with Kaiser or Bear Hugger for practice

Von Kaiser: 🔩🇩🇪

- Opposite of Joe, focusing on his upper body strength only.

- Wears his classic slutty white tank top and army pants... and iconic boots while working out.

- He also wakes up stupidly early for a run, and almost got mugged one morning one time.

- A rare pull-up lover! Dude is shockingly good at pulling his own weight.

- He's also scarily good at climbing stuff... don't blink, or you'll see him on your roof all of a sudden

- Uses techniques from his own regime to help train his students

- Workout playlist is boring

- Very meat heavy diet, both on rest and training days. Very bleak breakfast, mainly consisting of eggs, toast, and black coffee.

Disco Kid: 🕺🇺🇲

- One word: Boxercise.

- Takes lessons with Heike as his teacher

- Ofc wears the leotard. He's had that leotard for a while, actually... he says it fits fine, buuuut let's just say that there are certain signs that show the outfit getting small on him...

- Exercises whenever he wants; his classes are indoors, so time isn't an issue for him.

- Has over +20 playlists, one for every day, of ever hour, of every "vibe."

- If he's training for a fight, he'll usually rely on greens and vegetables to help him keep him focused. Also plenty of protein shakes (his fave flavor is cookies and cream)

- Aside from boxer-cising, he enjoys going on afternoon or morning walks with his mom (and sometimes April tags along)

King Hippo: 🦛🏝

- His only idea of "working out" is to swim butt naked at the nearest beach

- The only music he listens to is the ocean ✨️

- He always eats a punching bag before hits fights... no one knows why. That should tell you enough about his pre-fight diet.

Piston Hondo: 🥊🇯🇵

- Like Kaiser, works out early in the morning, but also late at night too

- If he's in public, he's wearing a white t-shirt and sweat pants. If he's working out in private, he's wearing this pink Sailor Moon tank top he's owned since he left Japan.

- He and Tiger practice meditation together. Mental health is just as important as physical health!

- Cardio lover

- Disgustingly quick reflexes

- One time, he used a treadmill at the gym, and he accidentally broke it after running in the highest setting for over an hour.

- Playlist consists of J-Pop and a little bit of vocaloid. Like Joe, he's insecure about the music he likes.

- Absolute W workout diet. Rice + home made chicken or white fish, crunchy sea weed strips, and lightly seasoned edamame?? All inside a cute bento box that looks adorable AND portions out the food??? Sign me and the WVBA up! He changes it up a lot, too, for the sake of trying new things.

Bear Hugger: 🐻🇨🇦

- Trains anytime of the day, wearing anything. Sometimes he'll train butt naked in the woods to really "capture the bear spirit."

- Bears, squirrels, you name it! He's trained, at least with every North American animal, at least once.

- Loves hockey! Not only does he watch it a lot, but he's good at playing! He and Lomasi play for fun or for training.

- Doesn't really listen to music while working out (he prefers the sounds of nature) buuut he does have a playlist all about country rock.

- His diet? Raw fish. Either caught by him, Lomasi or the bear he trains with.

Great Tiger: 🐅🇮🇳

- Doesn't actually work out... his clones do, and he resuscitates the energy from their efforts.

- Does meditation with Hondo... will float unconsciously during meditation.

- His playlist consists of authentically Indian music, mainly ones with a calming aura. He listens to them while meditating

- Will sometimes go on jogs with Hondo and get hilariously left behind because Hondo is naturally speedy

- Works out/meditates shirtless

- Would have a W diet if he knew how to cook. He mainly gets Hondo to make him bento boxes for lunch and dinner. Had a prime phase for a good 2 months

Don Flamenco: 🥀🇪🇸

- Works out shirtless in the summer, low-cut tank top in the autumn and spring seasons, and doesn't work outside during the winter.

- Also loves swimming! His swimming exercises are pretty rigorous. Also, he posts thrist traps of him swimming for attention lmao

- Carmen decides when he can and can't work out. Someday's he can work out at night or in the morning, and somedays he can't

- His workout playlist is all sorts of disorganized. He's got authentic Spanish music in there, but he also likes his fair share of girly pop (thanks to Carmen), and because of his one emo phase, there's a bunch of metal and punk pop in there. One minute he's listening to "Firework," the next, it's "Misery Business."

- He would absolutely LOVE to have his own Spanish based diet, but nah... Carmen's rich parents usually cook for him every night. He's stuck eating unseasoned chicken and cold collared green until his fights. And no, he isn't allowed to cook for himself, even though he can do so pretty well.

Aran Ryan: 😈🇮🇪

- Upper strength dude, straight up. If he's not punching something into oblivion, he's not working out.

- Works out all night and sleeps all day.

- Will trash talk whatever inanimate object he's beating into oblivion.

- Got arrested once for fighting random strangers on the street... police were called after he bit someone's finger off. Claims he was just working out

- Wears a "punch me, I'm Irish" tank while he's working out

- Playlist consists of Irish and British punk rock bands

- Gets hot way too easily; the place he works out in has to be breezy/cool or he's getting distracted

- No diet whatsoever. No one's taking his fish and chips or his shepards pies away from him, no sir

Soda Popinski: 🍾🇷🇺

- Booty shorts and crop top tank top. Doesn't matter what the weather is... he's wearing this. He gets a lot of stares...

- Hates cardio, makes him anxious bc he's so tall. Focuses on upper body strength

- He isn't into basketball, but if we was, he'd be really good at it; would be a nice way to train.

- During his withdrawal phase, he found it horrible to work out. He felt so tired and weak for days on end, and lacked the motivation needed to workout.

- Broke lots of training equipment back in his spiked liquor era.

- Playlist mainly consists of Russian hits that he grew up with + the occasional folk song

- Sparrs with Macho Man for totally straight reasons (liesss)

- Very safe, very bland diet... but it does the trick, and it doesn't make him throw up. He's very conscious about what he puts into his body, since he's afraid of how the liquor would react to it.

Bald Bull: 🐂🇹🇷

- Wears a boxing outfit + tank top

- Also meditates, but privately.

- His entire work out regime is as closeted as possible.

- Very calm when working out... he's almost a completely different person than how he is in the ring

- Listens to calming white noise instead of music

- Diet isn't that rigorous, but it isn't particularly unhealthy either. Baklava for breakfast, lean kebabs for lunch, and Manti for dinner.

Super Macho Man: 🌊🇺🇸

- Wears the same speedo he does in the ring when he works out. If it's cold outside, he'll wear a Hollywood Blvrd hoodie and no pants, aside from that speedo.

- ONLY works out on the beach he lives by, and only does it in the afternoons.

- Blasts his music on the beach... he listens to a DISGUSTING amount of pit bull. It's either him, or any other rave song that's been played dozens of times

- Either swims, surfs, or punches a bag. He'll record himself doing this too

- Likes to sparr with Soda on the beach... and surf, ofc, this is my AU and Soda x Macho Man is built upon romantic surfing moments !!!

- Also hates dieting, like Joe, but if he has too, he'll stick to steaks and energy drinks. Also enjoys morning Mimosa's

Mr. Sandman: 💤🇺🇲

- Very private work out routine

- Spends entire days in his apartment, just punching a bag and listening to a playlist designed by Mr. Dream that TOTALLY doesn't have subliminal messages... ha-

- Puts bulking powders into every piece of lean meat and energy drink he consumes; its borderline unhealthy

- Ofc the bulking powder he uses is created by the WVBA...

- He's lowkey miserable, but pretends he's not.

[bucketspammer4life]

how i think the boxers were like in their teen years

was resting bc im sick but punchy men cant wait

Glass joe - was wayy more optimistic and cheery, knew how to cheer himself up, also dyed his hair blonde & lightened it pretty often so his hair was crusty and broke like glass (pun very intended )and hated his childhood photos, used to make fun of people who wear turtleneck sweaters but that didnt age well, looks back at his teen years with sadness

Von Kaiser - was very stern & cold, had a very shitty mustache and a bowl cut, wore actual boxing shorts before his overalls, had very oversized boots that he still wears today because he grew into them, shrieks in embarrasment anytime someone pulls up his teenage photos

Disco Kid - actually used to be a dancing coach and primarily did boxercise, once he started boxing he dropped boxercise and went all out on boxing, used to grow out his hair but cut if off since it distracted him, had his natural hair color, looks back at his teen years with nostalgia (and regret since he cant really cut back on the hair dye now, got into it because of joe)

King Hippo - was actually very tiny, Just shot up in height someday during his teen years, also had a light er voice and a crown that was wayy too big for him, it was passed down from his dad so he still has it & loves it with his entire heart, his boxing shorts still fell down a lot though, looks back at his teen years with joy since he thinks he used to look adorable

Piston Hondo - had longer hair and used to strut his shit, was more of a dickwad, had a belt and did less meditation, mellowed out pretty well since he used to go nuts in the ring flying from place to place, rolls his eyes anytime someone brings up his teen years

Bear Hugger - had a baby face and couldnt really grow a beard, so he had his cheeks pinched very often, used to be happy and still is happy, also met mrs bear's mom at this age during a foraging trip, looks back at his teen photos very happily, if he could go back in time he would pinch his teen-selves cheeks

Great Tiger - his magic sucked ass, his clones were distorted, kept flickering in & out of reality and couldnt stay more than a few seconds, didnt have his mustache & had a buzzcut so he looks back at his photos with anger because of his shitty hair when he didnt have his turban

Don Flamenco - wasnt balding & had longer hair that was wavy, used to be smaller so he was underestimated a lot, had just started bullfighting on the side, looks back at his teen years with sadness, mainly for his hair and lack of anger

Aran Ryan - OHOHHOHH this man wins the award for the worst teenage photos, he had a skaterboy era and the worst hair ever, had a very shitty beard that was growing only on one side, anytime someone pulls those pictures up he runs away

Soda Popinski - Literally unrecognizable, had light brown hair & a buzzcut, didnt drink much soda except for rough matches and was built like a twig, once he started upping the amp on the soda his hair fell out a bit and he got ripped, looks back at his teen photos and laughs at his buzzcut

Bald Bull - oh you think the current bull is scary? You should have seen him then!! He had curly hair and was small but a lot faster, he also headbutted people a lot more but stopped because of health issues, his hair fell out from anger & ripping them out from stress, looks back at his teen years with nostalgia because he missed having hair

Super Macho Man - Literally your average surfer dude, went for the dilfbaiting when he turned 29, dressed like a fratboy and had blonde hair + used spray tans, looks back at his photos and calls himself "gnarly"

Mr Sandman - was wayy tinier except for his arms and used to have glasses, he switched to contacts after having his 19th pair broken, likes making fun of his old photos, also had braces so he was the 🤓 emoji irl for a while